Wrong Impression Chapter 5
AN: Sorry for not writing for a long time I had exams, and assignments, and Uni stuff but anyway I'm in university I fulfilled my conditions all that's left is go to presentations and talking to professors and academic advisors. And also I had to look for a job and most of my files are being corrupted cause there was a fanfic I came up with but had to rewrite it 5 times before stopping completely.
And don't worry I'll the other ones as well and also I will be submitting a fanfic someone told me to write it's a yugioh GX please do be mean to me.
Anyway I have a new idea for chapter 6 I want to think it through to see if it's good.
Previously
"Uzumaki Naruto! Has finally arrived!" Naruto shouted making his grand appearance.
Story Start
Naruto had just made his entrance was getting a major headache from Kyuubi.
"You dumb idiot I thought I told you to sneak in not make a dramatic entry! Why oh WHY did I have to be sealed in a dumb blond like you! I'd rather be sealed in that bimbo yamanaka than you right now!" Kyuubi yelled in Naruto's head.
'Alright all ready I get that your pissed but what's done is done.' Naruto ssaid back to Kyuubi. Kyubi just puffed her cheeks.
"If you get killed I'll bring you back to life and torture you and eat you! Understand?!" Kyuubi said.
'Wouldn't you die as well?' Naruto said. Kyuubi glared at Naruto making him shrink in his mindscape.
"I said 'UNDERSTAND'!" Kyuubi said viciouslyNaruto nodded. Naruto was about to say something but was brought out of mindscape when he heard his banshee teammate screech.
"NARUTO YOU BAKA STOP TRYING TO SHOW OFF! YOU'LL NEVER BE LIKE SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura yelled.
'(sign) what I do to put up with these people.' Naruto thought.
"Your fault! If you had just listened to me we wouldn't have had to go deaf now would we." Kyuubi said still angry.
'Alright already I'll listen to you next time just let me shine in the spot light for once.' Naruto said back to the fox.
"Whatever. Huff" kyuubi said.
Zabuza threw some shurikins at Naruto. Naruto was ready to block them but the shurikins dropped from beinh hit by senbon needles. Everyone turned their attention to Haku.
"Haku what are you doing?" Zabuza asked.
"Zabuza-sama these kids… let me fight them my way." Haku said.
"So you don't want me to interfere? Haku you're too soft… fine have it your way." Zabuza said
"Arigatou Zabuza-sama." Haku said.
"Naruto help Sasuke out with Zabuza's partner. He has a kekkai genkai so watch out." Kakashi said as he blocked Zabuza strike.
"YOSH! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED" Naruto said as he fist bumped the sky.
'Naruto-kun looks awesome! Ouch' Sasuke thought as he got hit by another senbon from the ice nin.
'Damn this bastard! I was just about to imagine Naruto confessing to me. I'm going kill him!' Satsuki thought with fire in her eyes. Haku was looking at Naruto and remembering their conversation.
"Yo, Sasuke-teme I came here to save you." Naruto whispered to Satsuki.
Everyone face faulted except Kakashi, and Zabuza they face palmed. Haku and Satsuki were surprised.
"BAKA! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO HELP SASUKE-KUN NOT GET IN HIS WAY!" Sakura banshee screeched.
Satsuki on the other hand was blushing up a storm due to Naruto and her face being so close together.
'N-Naruto-kun's face is so close. Is he going to kiss me?' Satsuki thought and was about kiss Naruto but was interrupted.
"I see you came ninja-san." Haku said. Naruto turned his head.
"Of course! How do you expect a party to start without the main guest?!" Naruto shouted.
"Is that a rhetorical question?" Haku asked.
"I don't know." Naruto said while think what a rhetorical question is.
"ENOUGH JUST FIGHT!" Zabuza shouted. Haku nodded as he took out his senbon needles ready to attack Satsuki and Naruto.
"This will be your final battle." Haku said to Satsuki.
"Heh yeah right. Kage bunshin no jutsu!" Naruto shouted as 5 Naruto clones appeared and surrounded him and Satsuki.
"Do you really think clones will save you?" Haku said as he moved through the mirrors destroying the clones in the process and putting needles in both Naruto and Satsuki.
"Well I was sort hoping it would." Naruto said as he turned to Satsuki.
"Oi teme why didn't you melt the ice with your katon jutsu?" Naruto asked thinking that the Uchiha was stupid.
"I did but the ice is a kekkei genkai and can't be melted." Satsuki said almost disappointed at herself for not being any use to Naruto.
"I see." Naruto said to himself.
"Kit use the new jutsu I taught you." Kyuubi said.
'Are you sure? I mean teme said that fir jutsus aren't going to work.' Naruto said.
"No this one will. This jutsu can burn through anything. It is a jutsu that is on the same level as amaterasu only you don't need a blasted sharingan to use it." Kyuubi said.
'Right. But I'll use it later. I want to let this guys guard down so that when I use it he'll be killed in the process.' Naruto said to Kyuubi and kyuubi nodded in agreement.
"Sounds good." Kyuubi said.
The battle between Haku and Naruto and Satsuki kept going and Satsuki was getting tired from all the jumping and avoiding. She noticed that Naruto wasn't tired at all. She was surprised.
'He was dodging and using clones left and right and yet he still isn't tired. I used my fire ball jutsu like 2 times and I'm tired as hell.' Satsuki thought amazed at Naruto's stamina.
'I wonder how long he last in bed with that stamina.' Satsuki thought as her mind was drifting off. Naruto on the other hand had chills running down his back.
'Someone is thinking of doing perverted things to me.' Naruto thought.
"Maybe it's that purple haired vixen." Kyuubi said.
'Which one?' Naruto asked.
"The one that controls snakes. I mean when she looks at you I can see her undressing you with her eyes." Kyuubi said.
'Don't remind me. She almost raped me when we played hide and seek a year ago.' Naruto said shivering from the memory.
"ah good ti…" Kyuubi was interrupted by Haku.
"Becoming a true shinobi is difficult for me. If possible I wouldn't want to kill you. Nor want you to kill me. But if you come at me I can destroy my heart in an instant and become a true shinobi. This bridge is the place where we fight, to connect to our dreams." Haku started his speech.
"Kit kill this bastard for interrupting me the NINE TAILS…" But sadly she was interrupted again.
"Me for my dream. And you for yours. Please don't hate me." Haku said.
"KIT SET ME FREE I WANT TO…" Alas kyuubi was interrupted again. She could only growl.
"I want to protect the people that are precious to me. To work for that person. To fight for that person. To make that persons dream come true. That is my dream. For that I can become a shinobi and I can kill you." Haku said as everyone was looking at him except Kyuubi was glaring at him thinking of hundred ways to torture him and kill him.
"SASUKE-KUN BEAT THAT BASTARD!" Sakura shouted.
"Sakura don't egg then on." Kakashi said.
"What? Why?" Sakura asked.
"Even if they could beat that technique they won't be able to beat the boy." Kakashi said sadly.
"What do you mean?" Sakura asked.
"Hehehehehe They don't have the will to destroy their hearts and kill another person. Haku knows the meaning of true pain of being a shinobi. A real shinobi can't be created from a peaceful village like your village. Because you can't gain the most important thing to become a shinobi. The experience of killing." ZAbuza said laughing at the end.
"Oi no-brows shut up." Naruto shouted. Zabuza stopped laughing.
"Oi Gaki what did you say?" Zabuza said mincingly.
"I said shut up. How would you know I didn't kill anyone in my life? You don't know me." Naruto said.
"Watch it Gaki or I'll skin you a live." Zabuza said.
"Yeah right." Naruto said.
"You think your strong gaki?" Zabuza asked Naruto.
"Hell yes! If I'm not strong then I can't become Hokage no brows. Sheesh I thought you being a A-rank nin would know that." Naruto said and Zabuza was getting pissed.
'THAT BRAT!' Zabuza thought.
"Ninja- san I think you should stop talking." Haku said getting worried for the young jinnchuriki.
"Oi gaki you can't even get out of Haku's ice mirrors what makes you think you can talk big?" Zabuza said trying stay calm. Kakashi at first was going to tell Naruto to stay queit but when he noticed Zabuza getting angry he stopped himself.
'Naruto's taunting is getting on Zabuza's nerve. Now Zabuza's sure to make mistakes. Keep ongoing Naruto.' Kakashi thought getting ready to strike when Zabuza losses control of his emotion.
"You mean this pathetic waste of chakra. Please I can destroy this anytime I want." Naruto said.
"NARUTO-BAKA SHUT UP! STOP SHOWING OFF!" Sakura banshee screeched.
'I can't believe I'm agreeing with Sakura but she's right Naruto is pushing it. What is he planning to do?' Satsuki thought getting scared for Naruto.
"Oh looks like you got a big head." Zabuza said.
"At least I have eye brows on my big head." Naruto countered.
"You damn Gaki!" Zabuza said charging at Naruto but was stopped when Kakashi blocked it with his kunai and kicked Zabuza in the guts pushing him back.
"Naruto that's enough. Don't taunt him any further." Kakashi said.
"How am I taunting when I'm telling the truth." Naruto said with his hands behind his head in a carefree nature.
"Naruto get serious." Kakashi said.
"Tch whatever." Naruto said as he faced Haku's direction and was doing a number of hand signs finally landing on the tiger symbol.
"Let's do this! DATTEBAYO! Katon: Sea of white flames!" Naruto shouted. As he connected his index finger and thumb and blowing through the hole. People were shocked at the jutsu Naruto used. Naruto blew out White flames instead of reddish, yellowish, and orange colour. Haku was too shocked at the colour of the flames that he didn't notice that his ice was melting. When he did it was too late to jump to another. Haku jumped out and landed on the ground. But he didn't get out unharmed. Hakuleft hand and left leg was burnt.
'How did he burn the ice?" Were the thoughts of all the people present, except for one 'Naruto–kun is so cooool!'
"H-ho-how did you melt my ice?" Haku asked scared while wincing from the burn he received.
"Hehe not so tough now huh? How I melted it? Well isn't it obvious I used fire. Come on how can you be a true shinobi if you don't know that ice can melt if the surrounding is heated." Naruto said.
"That's it kit! Show that bastard more fear! Then burn him alive! HAHAHA YOU SEE THAT BASTARD THAT'S YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR INTERUPTING ME THE NINE TAILS F…" Kyuubi was interrupted again but this time not by Haku.
"THERE IS NO WAY CAN NARUTO-BAKA DO THAT?! YEAH I BET IT WAS SASUKE-KUN! YEAH IT WAS SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura screeched.
"KILL THAT BITCH!" Kyubi said in rage.
Naruto was sweat dropping 'Wow you're really not having a good day are you?' Naruto said. His only answer was a growl.
"How did you melt my ice?! My ice was made from my kekkei genkai it is impossible to melt it let alone scratch it!" Haku yelled.
"(Sign) fine my jutsu Katon: Sea of white flames is a jutsu that rivals Amaterasu. It has the same effect has to burn everything. However unlike Amaterasu my jutsu is can be put out with large supply of water." Naruto said. Which only got him confused looks and one look of admiration from the person he least expected Sasuke.
'What the hell?' Naruto thought as he looked at 'Sasuke'.
"What are you talking about? What is Amaterasu? And what do you mean unlike Amaterasu your jutsu can be put out?" Haku asked. Naruto signed.
'Idiots! Why do I even have to explain myself anyway? Not like anyone's going to believe me the dope of the village can do a SS-rank jutsu that can burn the whole village to ashes.' Naruto thought.
"It makes you look smart for a change." Kyuubi said.
'Hn whatever.' Naruto replied and went back to answering their questions.
"Amaterasu is a sharingan technique that releases eternal black flames. These flames will never die out and will keep burning for eternity not even if you pour the ocean will the flames be put out. So if Amaterasu to be used on you not even your ashes would remain." Naruto said shocking everyone.
"Ha look at those fools faces I wish you had a camera to take a picture." Kyuubi said Naruto mentally nodded.
'Remind me next time.' Naruto said.
"The same thing with my jutsu. Except you can put it out but you're going to probably need 5 Tobirama to put it out. Both jutsus are similar like they can burn anything in their path but only difference is one needs the sharingan. And one can be put out and the other can't." Naruto said as he saw his audience gape like fishes all except Sasuke.
'Why the hell is he looking at me like that?' Naruto thought and kyuubi snickered.
'So cool! This proves it I'm going to bare Naruto-kuns babies. Once we go back to Konoha I'll have Hokage-sama make a marriage contract between us.' Satsuki thought.
'When did Naruto learn a technique like that?! Maybe if I ask he'll teach Sasuke.' Kakashi thought.
'Naruto-baka can show intelligence?' Sakura thought.
"CHA! He's smarter than you!" Inner Sakura shouted.
'No he's not I'm the smartest in the academy!' Sakura mentally shouted.
"CHA! You don't even understand what Naruto said about those jutsus .He's smarter than you hahhahaha!" Inner Sakura said.
'We didn't even learn those in the academy! That's right I bet he's making this up! He's trying to look cooler than Sasuke. Ha that's it.' Sakura said losing her mind.
'This brat is going to be trouble I need to kill Kakashi fast and then go after him. I thought the Uchiha brat was going to be an obstacle but it the loud mouth brat is stronger than everyone present. If he uses that jutsu again Haku's going to die.' Zabuza thought as he increased the fog around them.
'I-I can't believe this. I failed you Zabuza-sama.' Haku thought crying behind his mask.
"Yosh! Let's finish this fight." Naruto said as he ran forward to attack Haku.
'No! Not yet even if he destroyed my ice I can still be of some use to Zabuza-sama! By killing his teammate.' Haku thought as he block Naruto's fist and threw him backwards. Haku took out senbon needles and threw them at Naruto aiming at his pressure points. Satsuki saw this and went in to cover her love. The needles hit Satsuki and she was coughing up blood. Naruto who was behind Satsuki looked at her and was shocked.
"O-oi teme what…" But Naruto then looked at Satsuki and saw that she had taken the needles that was aimed at him.
"Teme why would you?" Naruto said.
'It's because I love you. I wish me and you could have at least gotten married before I died. But I can't even have one of my wishes granted.' Satsuki thought.
"I don't know?" Satsuki said smiling. Satsuki dropped down and Naruto caught her.
"Naruto I wanted to find my brother and ask him why he killed the clan. (cough) Naruto can you do that for me?" Satsuki said. Naruto nodded.
"Is this the first time you see a comrade die in front of you?" Haku asked.
"Shut up." Naruto said.
"This is the life of a true shinobi. You kill or are killed. Your friend understood that and saved you." Haku said.
"Shut up. What do you understand? Sasuke was a jack ass and he had a stick up his ass but he was still strong he still followed his dream even when he saw his family die in front of him." Naruto said as his hair was covering his eyes.
Naruto stared at Haku. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
(Same thing happens and yes he crashes through an ice mirror mostly because Naruto didn't aim at all the ice he aim at the one that Haku was in.)
Skip to Haku dying and Zabuza breaking both his arms
"Naruto where is Sasuke-kun?" Sakura shouted to Naruto. Naruto gave a sad look and looked away from Sakura.
Sakura saw this and was scared "No! No way Sasuke-kun can't…" Sakura started crying as she ran to where Satsuki was laying down. Tazuna followed her so that she didn't get in trouble by her sensei for disobeying his orders.
When they reached 'Sasuke's' body Sakura was crying took Sasuke's head on her lap.
"I loved him. I really wnted to help him fulfill his dream and be with by his side. But now…" Sakura said crying. Tazuna looked away.
'This is the life of a shinobi.' Tazuna thought remembering what Haku was talking about. Even though Sakura was crying she let her perverted mind work. Her hand was touching Sasuke's and inside her mind she was laughing that she was able to touch his body but then noiticed something.
'Huh?!' Sakura thought as she stopped crying and looked at Sasuke.
"Well I see you can't even perform one simple job Zabuza. HAHAHA you look pathetic. People call the demon but all I see is demon wannabe." Gato said as his followers all join in. Gato then looks ta Haku's dead body.
"And this bastard I still have to pay you back for breaking my arm." Gato said as he kicked Haku's face.
Naruto was getting angry at the fat bastard. He then glared at Zabuza.
"Why aren't you doing anything?! Haku protected you he believed you and yet you're letting that fat ass hole taunt his dead body. He threw away his life for you! Without his own dreams… to die as a tool… You bastard you're worse than scum! You're…" Naruto shouted crying but was interrupted by Kakashi covering his mouth.
"Enough Naruto." Kakashi said.
"But…" But Naruto was interrupted by Zabuza.
"Kid not another word brat." Zabuza said as he started to cry.
"You don't need to say another word." Zabuza said Naruto looked at Zabuza tears coming down his own face.
"Kid it pained him to have to fight you… Haku not only fought for me nut also for you guys too. He was too kind. You may be right I am scum. A shinobi is still human. Not an emotionless tool. I've lost. Kid let me borrow your kunai." Zabuza said. Naruto was surprised but nodded. He took out his kunai and threw it to Zabuza who caught it with his mouth.
Zabuza ran towards Gato ready to kill him. Gato ran back to his mercenaries.
"That's enough kill them!" Gato said.
"You got it! One badly injured ninja can't do anything against us." One of Gato's followers said. But then noticed the shadow that formed behind Zabuza.
'A- a demon!' The one that talked thought.
Zabuza cut through the crowd getting stabbed and cuts but he finally got to where Gato was.
"If you want to join your friend then go yourself!" Gato said scared.
"I may not be able to go to where Haku is but I'm going to take you with to hell! Don't worry I'll give you a tour! Even the demon of the mist can become a real devil in hell! This will be fun!" Zabuza shouted as he cut of Gato's head.
'This is good bye Haku. Thank you for everything.' Zabuza thought.
Naruto saw this and was looking away.
"Don't look away. This is the end of a man who lived a difficult life." Kakashi said.
Naruto nodded "Yeah." Naruto said sadly.
"HIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !" A screech from their back made them turn their attention.
"What the hell is wrong now?" Kakashi groaned as he looked at his pink haired student who wan't even in danger.
"S-s-s-sasuke-k-k-kun I-is…" and she fainted.
Tazuna was gaping like a fish.
"What's going on?" Kakashi shouted and Tazuna just point down on Sasuke's body. Sasuke groaned and stood up. Which made both Naruto and Kakashi pop their eyes out.
"SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO DREAM ABOUT MY WEDDING WITH NARUTO-KUN!" Satsuki shouted. Then looked around and saw her teammates that were awake and Tazuna stare at her. When she noticed Naruto stare at her she blushed.
"W-what are you staring at?" She said timidly.
Naruto and Kakashi just looked at her and pointed. Satsuki looked at where ther were pointing and saw that her T-shirt was pulled up and she was shouwing her breast. She covered them and screamed while squatted down.
"KYAAAA!" Satsuki screamed.
'Naruto-kun saw me XD and Kakashi-sensei and tazuna-san TT^TT' Satsuki thought with anime tears coming down.
Both Naruto and Kakashi were broken out of their Trans when they heard Gato's men talk.
"OI you bastard killded out meal ticket. Now how are we supposed to eat?" One of the men said.
"Hey even if Gato died we can still take whatever we want from the village! And these ninjas are already exhausted we easily kill them!" Another shout which was followed by loud cheers from the group and charged at them.
Naruto turned towards Kakashi "Hey sensei don't you have any jutsus to help us in this situation?" Naruto asked.
"I can't after the Chidori, Summoning jutsu, and Sharingan I ran out chakra." Kakashi said.
Then an arrow came shooting down down between the two groups. The charging group stopped and looked who shot the arrow. They were surprised at who it was.
"IF YOU COME ANY FURTHER TO OUR ISLAND THE CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY WILL COME AT YOU WITH EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT!" The citizen of wave shouted. In the front of the group was Inari.
"Inari… you." Tazuna said ready to cry.
"INARI!" Naruto shouted.
"Hehe A hero comes at the last second right?" Inari said with a big smile on his face.
"OF course! Now let me help as well! Kage bunshin no jutsu!" Naruto said as five Naruto's appeared.
"EH?!" Gato's men was scared.
'Hm I can always use that… it might fool them.' Kakashi thought as he put his fingers in a cross.
"Kage bunshin no jutsu! Kakashi version!" kakashi said as a large amount of Kakashi appeared.
"GAAAAAHH" Gato's followers said.
"Now you want some of this." Kakashi said.
"NO WE DON'T" One of Gato's followers said.
"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" Another said as all of Gato's men left running and screaming.
Both Naruto's and Kakashi's clones dispelled leaving a large amount of smoke giving of.
Kakashi walked over to Zabuza.
"It looks like it's over eh Kakashi." Zabuza said.
"Yes." Kakashi answered.
"Kakashi I have a request…" Zabuza said.
"What is it?" Kakashi said.
"I want to see his face." Zabuza said
"Sure." Kakashi replied as he put his hiaeti to cover his sharingan eye.
Kakashi picked up Zabuza's body and went over to Haku. Then it suddenly started to snow.
"It's snowing." Naruto said surprised.
"Snow at this time of the year?" One of the villagers said.
'Haku are you crying?' Zabuza thought. Kakashi put Zabuza beside Haku.
"Thanks Kakashi." Zabuza said.
'You have always been by my side Haku. So this time I'd like to be beside yours.' Zabuza thought as he tried to put his hand on Haku.
"If I could I would like to go to the same place as you Haku." Zabuza said and it started to snow more.
"He was born in a snowy village." Naruto said as he started to cry.
"I see he was a boy as pure as snow." Kakashi said. 'You will be able to go Zabuza… together.' Kakashi thought.
Back at Tazuna's house.
"So now on to business how long are you going to stay in that henge teme!" Naruto said pissed that the arrogant Uchiha was using his jutsu.
Satsuki mumbled.
"Huh didn't catch that." Naruto said as he and Kakashi both got close to Satsuki.
"I was born a girl! This isn't a henge! Sasuke was a henge!" Satsuki yelled.
"HUH?!" Both Naruto's and Kakashi's world shattered.
"So everything I knew was…" Naruto said.
"Hahaha I told you didn't I HAHAHAHA" Kyuubi was laughing her ass off and rolling her cage.
"YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS!" Naruto yelled which scared Satsuki and made everyone in the room stare st him.
"Oi gaki keep it down." Kyuubi said still laughing.
"Naruto-kun, are you okay?" Satsuki asked worried.
Naruto looked at her. "Ahhhh yeah just talking to myself." Naruto laughed nervously. But then he noticed what Satsuki said.
'Naruto-kun?' Naruto thought.
"Sasuke did you just use –Kun in my name?" Naruto asked.
Satsuki nodded "It's Satsuki Naruto-kun." Satsuki said scared and sad.
"Y-yeah." Naruto said stuttering.
'What is wrong with her? She's acting like Hinata except she's not fainting.' Naruto thought.
"That's because she like's you~" Kyuubi said.
'No! That's wrong! We're both guys and…' But Naruto was interrupted.
"Hey blonde take a good look. Does that look like a boy? NO! She has breast and big one for her age. And if you ask politely she might let you see her nether region." Kyuubi said still laughing. Naruto looked at Satsuki, then at her breast and it was true it was pretty big for someone their age. And then looked more down and blushed and smoke and visible smoke was coming of his head.
"Ne Naruto-kun?" Satsuki said as she shook Naruto. Naruto then looked at their position Satsuki was sitting on his lap. But because of that he was able to see her breast through her blue kimono that Tsunami gave her. Naruto had a nosebleed and pushed her off.
"W-why a-are w-were y-you h-hiding your gender?" Naruto said trying to get back to the original topic.
"That's true. And why didn't you tell me? I'm your sensei I should know this." Kakashi said.
Satsuki looked down. "I didn't tell anyone not even Hokage-sama knows. I did it because of the CRA." Satsuki said.
"Why? Jiji can keep a secret. And what's CRA?" Naruto said getting his composure back.
"Yes he can but he can't keep any secret from the civilian council. The CRA is the Clan Restoration Act. It's a law that affects a clan that is almost extinct. If the last member of the clan is male then he is supposed to have multiple wives. But if the last member of the clan is female they use her as a breeding machine and she won't be able to see the light the day." Satsuki said sadly.
Naruto and Kakashi pitied Satsuki. Naruto looked at Kakashi to check if what she said was real and he nodded. Naruto was shocked.
"What kinda bulshit law is that? Who made that stupid law anyway?" Naruto asked and Tsunami agreed at that the law was stupid.
Kakashi signed "It was the Nidaime hokage, Tobirama Senju. The council was furious when Hasirama Senju the Shogai hokage died and took the mokuton with him. The council thought the mokuton was a kekkei genkai and they thought that Tobirama could pass the genes on so he made the law about the whole multiple wives. Then come of the clan heads agreed that if last member was female they would be used as breeding machines. Which by the way ruined the kurama clan. Now none of them can even activate their bloodlines without dying." Kakashi explained.
Naruto then stared at Satsuki "Then if they find out your real gender you're going to…" Naruto couldn't finish his sentence he was to disgusted with the council.
Satsuki nodded. "I wanted to be with the person I loved not some pervert that just wants fame and sex." Satsuki said looking at Naruto with a blush.
"Then I think we should kill Sakura." Naruto stated. Which got him surprised looks from everyone.
"W-wha? Naruto do you know what you said?" Kakashi yelled
"Yes I do. But Kakashi-sensei you know as well as I do that no one deserves that kind of treatment. Even said person was a stuck up bastard. And not only that once we get in Sakura is going banshee screech the whole news around the village and Satsuki-chan won't be able to be a ninja." Naruto said.
Satsuki was blushing and crying at what Naruto said. 'He cares about me even though I was a jackass.' Satsuki thought.
"And besides you know Sakura is useless. I'd rather have Hinata on this team than her. And Hinata fainting can actually become useful in some missions where as screeching and destroying ear drums will only piss the enemy of and kill us." Naruto said and Kakashi had no choice but agree to that even Satsuki agreed.
'He's right. No matter how much I hate that pervert white eyed bitch she is better than howler monkey here.' Satsuki though while looking at the unconscious Banshee.
'That is true I mean when Obito fainted that time he saved our butts on that retrieval mission.' Kakashi thought remembering his genin days.
"That may be true but killing a fellow ninja will give you the death penalty." Kakashi said.
"Don't worry we can say that she was raped by Gato and as she felt ashamed of herself he committed shipakku." Naruto said grinning with Kyuubi who thought the idea was good. And Satsuki thought the idea was good.
"Still they would want the body." Kakashi tried to reason.
"Fine let's say we burned down Gato's hideout and didn't know that she was inside because we assumed that she was following Sasuke." Naruto said getting irritated that Kakashi was trying to stop him from killing the howler monkey once and for all so that they could have peace and quiet.
'Not like anyone's going to miss her. People would be happy that the howler monkey died.' Naruto thought.
"Naruto : C" Kakashi said.
"Fine, fine but we better think of something so that Sakura doesn't go blab this all over the village." Naruto said giving up temporarily. He was still thinking of ways to get rid of her so that it doesn't point to him.
"That's true. But wait Satsuki aren't you allowed walking around freely as a girl. I mean you're a ninja of the village that means only the Hokage can make decisions for you not the council or anybody." Kakashi stated. Which when Satsuki thought about it made sense.
'Why didn't I think about that?! I could have gotten rid of the fan girls when I graduated and I could have confessed to Naruto without any problems!' Satsuki thought and started banging her head on the table. Tsunami giggled at Satsuki's antics.
"And also Tsunami-san why aren't you surprised about this?" Kakashi asked and Naruto agreed with him.
"yeah the moment we brought Satsuki we were already here with 20 outfits." Naruto asked.
"Oh that I figured it out on the first night I saw her." Tsunami said eye smiling.
Naruto & Kakashi: O_o
They looked at Satsuki to see if that was true.
Satsuki nodded. "It's true she was the first person to find out." Satsuki said and both Naruto and Kakashi were on their hands and knees depressed and repeating.
"I'm a failure as a ninja." Over and over. They stopped when they heard Sakura moving.
"OH crap what do we do?" Naruto started to panic as did Satsuki.
"Quick Satsuki put your genjustu back on!" Kakashi said hurriedly. Satsuki nodded and did what she was told.
Sakura woke up nad looked at her surroundings and saw Tsunami and her team.
"What happened?" Sakura asked.
"You fainted during the middle of the battle while guarding Tazuna." Kakashi said in a fake angry voice but it worked since Sakura was starting to get scared.
"Komenasai Sensei!" Sakura apologized then remembered her touching Sasuke's boobs.
She saw Satsuki and went over to her and put her hands on Satsuki's chest. It was flat.
"Sakura what are you doing?" Satsuki said getting angry in Sasuke's voice. Sakura realized that she may have had a dream and apologized repeatedly. Satsuki was angry that Sakura thouched her breast two times.
'I wish Naruto-kun would touch my breasts.' Satsuki thought disappointedly.
Kakashi filled in on Sakura what happened after she fainted. And Satsuki, Kakashi and Naruto were having private conversations as to what to do when they got home. The yagreed that the hokage needed to know this and see if he could do anything to help. Although Naruto wanted to be far away from Satsuki or nay girls he became friends with Satsuki for real this time. While the three were helping Tazuna with the bridge Kakashi told Sakura to train in the forest because she did nothing the whole time they were fighting. Sakura had to be dragged to the forest by Kakashi because she didn't want to be separated by her Sasuke-kun. While Sakura was out training Tsunami was paying dress up with Satsuki. Occasionally Naruto joined in with his sexy no jutsu. Which by the way gave Satsuki new ideas. Some ideas included Naruto, Satsuki, and Naruko in a threesome or Naruto, Satsuki and clone henged as Mikoto Uchiha Satsuki's mother in a threesome. She even made a mental note to ask Naruto to do a transformation like that for her so that they could have lesbian sex. (I don't know how to lessen the perversion of that line Sorry! TT^TT)
It was the day the bridge was finished and Team 7 was leaving. The whole village came and was saying their farewells to team 7. Inari was in the front trying hard not to cry.
"Yo Inari it's alright to cry as long as your happy." Naruto said.
"I'm not crying but its okay for you to cry ni-san." Inari said.
"Are you kidding me shinobi's don't cry." Naruto said as he turned his back to him.
'Yeah then what are you doing dumbass.' Sakura thought but then turned her attention to Satsuki.
Everyone waved goodbye.
"Hey tou-san what are you going to name the bridge?" Tsunami asked.
"What about 'The awesome Tazuna bridge to heaven"? Tazuna said.
"Hell no." Came the reply of many people. Tazuna was moping and saying "But I built the bridge."
"How about the 'The great Naruto bridge'." Inari suggested.
Lot of people agreed.
"That's good but I feel like we should call 'The awesome Tazuna bridge to heaven'" Tazuna said
"NO!"
With Team 7 In front of the gates of Konoha
"Finnally HOME!" Naruto shouted as both Izumo, and Kotetsu the ethernal chunin laughed at his antics.\
"Go to have you back Naruto-kun." Kotetsu said.
"Good to be back! You have no idea how much of a head ache I have from howler monkey." Naruto said pointing to Sakura.
"HEY!" Sakura yelled.
"HAHAHA I can imagine." Izumo said while taking his finger out of his ears.
"Alright let's Sakura you can go home. Sat-uh Sasuke and Naruto come with me to the Hokage." Kakashi said. Sakura was about to yell that where Sasuke goes she goes but Kakashi told her they would be talking about porn with Hokage which made her go home.
Kakashi signed and went with Satsuki and Naruto to meet the Hokage.
Hokage room
Team 7 minus Sakura entered the Hokage room. They were able to catch the Hokage not doing his duty but reading icha icha. The hokage put the book away and smiled at the team.
"Where's Sakura?" the Hokage asked.
"She's dead." Naruto stated.
"Naruto!" Kakashi said.
"Hey if you let me finish I would have said in my mind." Naruto said.
Kakashi signed. The hokage chuckled at the scene.
'This is just like Mianto and Kakashi when Kakashi said Obito died.' Hiruzen though to the time where he had little paper work.
"Any way how was the mission?" Hiruzen asked.
"Awesome!" Naruto said fist bumping the sky. Hiruzne gave a chuckle Naruto.
Kakashi signed and said. "Hokage-sama we have something to tell you."
To be continued
AN: Please don't be mean o me about my new fanfic someone told me to write it.
AND PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REVIEW AND COMMENT PLEASE TT^TT