"Okay guys, important news, today we have to- Where's Fionna?" Flame asked and Bubba shrugged making Iggy look at Marshall with an almost glare, to which Marshall just barely managed not to burst out laughing as he explained "Fionna and I went through some rather rigorous activities last night." Ignatius gaped "Bubba, go wake her." "But what if-" "BUBBA CLEMENTIUS GUMBALL! GO WAKE HER RIGHT NOW!" The pink tinted boy ran up the stairs, he wasn't the youngest, but he was definitely the most submissive once thy were out of the bedroom. Whilst in the bedroom, he was dominant when Fionna asked him to be… Okay, so he was a complete pussy. But when you don't want to hurt the girl, the only bi male was assertive and domineering, and the other male was straight as an arrow, there wasn't much room for him to be dominant. Snapping back to reality, away from his brooding thoughts, he tripped up the stairs. Sighing, getting up and continuing to Fionna's room, Bubba walked in to see Fionna sprawled naked in the bed, bruises and scratches littering her body, a deep oozing bite mark on her collar bone, her blue and blonde hair tangled and twisted, there was dark marks where the rope had rubbed and given her rope burn, there was a little blood around her cut nipples, hickeys littered her throat, she looked absolutely terrible, horrific even. She looked sore. He walked over and kissed her throat before shaking her gently. "C'mon Fi, time to get up." He almost whispered. "Marsh?" "No, it's Bubba. Flame needs to see us all downstairs. Now." She groaned. She did NOT wanna get up, but Bubba was a push over, she could get away with 'feeling ill' "Bubbs, I feel sick… I shouldn't go down with the others" knowing what she was trying to do, he found himself rather annoyed by it. "You feel sick hun?" he started sweetly, as he usually would and she grinned and nodded "Then get up, throw up, and get your lazy ass downstairs bitch! I'm sick of being walked all over!" He slapped her cheek and she very quickly got up, dressed and rand downstairs, tripping and falling down those glob blob stairs, straight into Marshall's arms, she was wearing a blue cropped singlet top that stoped just below her breasts and started just above them. She also wore denim short shorts, 98% of her injuries could be seen and Ignatius almost recoiled, he'd never seen her so badly injured. She nuzzled Marshall's neck and stood up, "What's crack-a-lackin' guys?" they all looked to Flame who was still appalled by the way their only female band member looked. "My little sister's coming over. She convinced her step father to buy us an apartment for the four of us. She and her step father are coming in less than an hour… And Fiona looks like she's been mauled." His dark face blanched, that was an interesting sight. Fionna chimed in "Dude! We have a gig in five days and we're MOVING?!" "Forget that Fi, will you even be able to heal in that time?" She rolled her eyes "I can use make up doofus!" Bubba cut in here "Guys! Calm down! If we start moving stuff today we can have the basics at the new place, the rent at my place is payed up until next Sunday. Marshall's mom owns their place. I know Fionna's rent is good for the next month, if she leaves before it's all used up she'll get money back. And Ig lives with his father and step mom!" With that, they started packing up Fionna's belongings.
Just on two hours later, there was a knock at the door, Ignatius answered it and called out "Hey guys, they're finally here!" Everyone came down the stairs talking until Marshall saw the man standing next to Ember, Ig's little sister. Curious as to why Marshall was suddenly silent and still they looked to him, only to see him throw himself at the man and call out "DAD!" silence was almost humorous in addition to every bodies shocked expression. The first to break the silence was the man that Marshall dubbed as 'Dad'. "Hello again Marshall, it's nice to see you" at every bodies bewildered looks he put his son down and entered the house with his step daughter. "Hello, my name is Marshall Hunson Abadeer" many jaws dropped.
"So Marshall Senior" "Just call me Hunson" Fionna nodded "Hunson, thank you for buying us an apartment. What do we owe you?" the man blinked. Then blinked again. "Owe me? You don't owe me anything. It's a gift to Ignatius from Ember." Fionna nodded. "Alright guys, thanks for the help, all my little things are boxed up. Who's house next?" Bubba shook his head "Fi, this will take up half a truck. Iggy's stuff will take a full truck, mine will take a truck and a half and I've got no idea about Marsh." Fionna smiled. "Dude's all my furniture will only take half a truck. We can take ALL my stuff at once." Let's do tat then Fi" They called a moving truck and got everything moved out of Fionna's house. Everyone but Fionna went to help unload the truck when it got to the new apartment. Fionna stayed behind to clean. Several hours of scrubbing, vacuuming and repainting later, also $110 of paint later, her old apartment was in pristine condition. She called her land lord, getting her extra month's rent and the bond back. She made her way to Iggy's house because it was closer than Bubba or Marshall's place. When she got there all of Iggy's stuff, bar furniture was gone. His father entered with his step mother in tow. "Oh hello Fionna, would you be a darling and help us move this stuff into the yard so they can put it straight into the truck when they return?" She nodded and began to help.
Three hours later they were done with two houses. "My place first, I don't have much. Then we grab what we can from Bubbs' place" everybody agreed, nobody knew just how little Marshall had. He fit all his belongings in two suitcases and he had a bed and a desk to his name furniture wise. Needless to say, everybody was shocked when they went in with that small amount in the truck and saw nothing left in his room. Nobody mentioned it and they filled the truck with Bubba's stuff, coming back a second time, just as they had with Iggy. Altogether, it cost them $400 dollars per use of the truck and so the chipped in $525 each, the extra $100 between them was a tip. "So, anyone for Pizza?"
ERMAHGLOB! 1,131 word. Without a song to flesh it out! Because I am awesome. And so are you if your still reading this. I am a fish. Adventure Time is a bicycle. Fish don't own bicycle's and I don't own adventure time. Blah. Blah. Blah. I am so bored right now. –Yawns loudly- Blah. Blah. Blah. If you're still reading this story and this crappy, waste of time Author's Note I love you. Blah. Blah. Blah. This Author's Note is 156 words long. Anyone for Pizza?