LOL ANOTHER CRACK FIC : SHERLOCK DOCTOR WHO

by Oreopower

This is just another crack fic if you want a laugh. I really don't know what was going through my head when I wrote this, but the cast for this story is Sherlock, John, Dave the Dalek, the Eleventh Doctor, a Rainbow Rhino, and Spoderman.

THIS IS A VERY BAD FANFICTION IN ALL CAPS

Beware of bad grammar and no sense in what is going on

Thank you

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN BBC OR SHERLOCK OR DOCTOR WHO OR ANY OF THEIR MAGICAL CHARACTERS

TODAY WAS THE DAY

JOHN WAS GOING TO FINISH HIS UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF JAM

OF COURSE

BUT JOHN DIDN'T ACCOUNT FOR ONE THING

HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT UNLIMITED MEANT

SO HE WENT HOME TO TRY TO ATTEMPT TO FINISH THE JAM

BUT THEN

*LE GASP*

SHERLOCK WAS AT HOME AND VERY BORED

HE WAS SHOOTING AT THE YELLOW SMILEY FACE ON THE WALL

THEN JOHN BECAME VERY SAD BECAUSE SHERLOCK WAS HURTING THE POOR SMILE WHEN ALL THE SMILE WANTED TO DO WAS SMILE AND BE HAPPY

HE TOLD SHERLOCK, "SHERLOCK THE SMILE WANTS TO BE HAPPY"

AND SHERLOCK REPLIED, "LOL NO MY BOREDOM IS MORE IMPORTANT"

THE ELEVENTH DOCTOR POPPED IN LIKE POPCORN AND SAID, "SHERLOCK NO THE WHOLE WORLD HAS TO BE HAPPY"

AND JOHN AGREED BECAUSE HE WANTED HAPPINESS FOR THE SMILEY FACE AND ALSO HE DIDN'T WANT TO DAMAGE HIS WALL

AFTER GETTING SHERLOCK TO STOP SHOOTING THE WALL THEY ALL PROCEEDED TO HAVE A FEAST OF CAKE

MYCROFT HEARD THE SOUND OF CAKE AND BURST THROUGH THE FLAT AS SOON AS THEY SET THE CAKES DOWN

AFTER MYCROFT ATE ALMOST ALL THE CAKE AND SHERLOCK, JOHN, AND THE ELEVENTH DOCTOR SHARED THE ONE SLICE THEY MANAGED TO RETRIEVE THEY WATCHED THE SEQUEL TO SPODERMAN WHICH WAS SPODERMAN MEETS BOTMAN

THEY FINALLY NOTICED THE ROSE IN THE CORNER AND TOLD HER TO WATCH SPODERMAN WITH THEM

THE ROSE REPLIED THAT SHE WAS A ROSE AND HAD TO STAND IN THE CORNER LIKE NORMAL ROSES DO

THEN SHERLOCK THREW HER OUT BECAUSE HE FOUND HER OODD

((HAHAH THAT REFERENCE THOUGH))

BOTH SPODERMAN AND BOTMAN WERE AMAZING HEROES AND INSPIRED THE DOCTOR TO GO ON ANOTHER ADVENTURE BUT THEN HIS LAZINESS SAID "LOL NO" AND HE AGREED BECAUSE HIS LAZINESS WAS SMART.

THE COFFEE MAKING DALEK NAMED DAVE ENTERED THE FLAT THROUGH THE ELEVATOR AND THE DOCTOR WAS LIKE "OH NOES"

BUT THEN JOHN AND MYCROFT THREW A RAINBOW RHINO ON IT AND IT WAS DED

DAVE THE DELEK WAS NOW DED AND HIS SON STEVE CAME TO HIS FUNERAL

BUT THEN IT DROWNED IN THE MAGICAL MACARONI RIVER MOAT THAT WAS CONVENIENTLY PLACED IN FRONT OF SHERLOCK'S BUILDING

SUCH SADNESS

REBLG IF U CRI EVRYTIEM