I know it's been a while, like... a long while... kinda... but hey, Summer vacation started for me about a week and a bit ago and I've been a bit busy... anyways, due to my plans to actually you know... enjoy this summer (Since the last two I didn't have much chance to enjoy, Long story).

Anyways, tally ho and I'll get on with the story!

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"You alright partner?" asked Derflinger from my back.

"Yes Derf, Six is fine... it's totally normal to be bleeding out your nose non-stop..." replied Cortana, dripping with sarcasm.

"You you two just shut up!?" I yelled, pinching my broken nose with one hand and holding my shattered helmet in the other. After the battle I'd found my way to a nearby forest and had been wandering around it for some time... I'd hoped to slink away from the battle and find a place to recover from my injuries... a cannonball to the face is something very few survive after all...

My attention to detail was... next to non-existent at this point... all I cared about was finding a village, town or roadside inn where I could possibly seek some help. The Biofoam and painkillers in my pack were only marginally helping my condition, the Biofoam was probably the only thing keeping me from bleeding out and the painkillers the only thing keeping me from collapsing.

As I wandered about in the strange and unfamiliar woods I found a lightly worn dirt path... maybe I hiking trail of some sort? Either way I decided I'd follow it and hope that it would lead me to some people.

The battle had done a number on me, all had been going just fine until that damned cannon hit me! A blunder was all that way, unlucky... of course... Spartans didn't believe in luck... well... most didn't. My shields had taken such a beating from the cannon and magic that they were stuck at half charge, some portions of my black synthetic workings were torn and my chest piece had a large dent in it... not to mention my helmet was shattered and I was bleeding out of several wounds on my leg, chest and arms... my nose had been broken by the cannon, which was lucky considering it was a direct impact... thank the MJOLNIR for that one...

"Six, the Biofoam on your right thigh is wearing out..." said Cortana.

"Thanks..." I replied and retrieved a half empty canister of the foam and touched up the wound area. Biofoam hurt like a bitch when you first used the stuff on an open wound but it was effective at clotting the larger injuries.

I found my mind wandering as I wandered myself... I thought about Louise, Siesta, Kirche, Tabitha, Anies, Julio, Guiche... and Henrietta... they all probably thought I was, for good reason, dead. I had hoped to prove them wrong by recovering and making it back to Tristain after the battle... sadly this was taking longer than expected and I was running out of medical supplies quickly...

Blood dripped from my now shaggy and messy brown hair, which I hadn't cut since I had gotten to Halkenginia... I'd gotten here with a buzz cut at first, now, my hair made me look like some hoodlum punk what with my bangs hanging down in front of my face... I planned to get it cut once I got back...

I wondered how the others were faring right about now...

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Henrietta's POV

Lord Terrance Hood and the Arbiter stood in front of my throne, the one of which I was currently sitting on for that matter, waiting for them to speak. Louise and a few of her friends stood off to the side while the newcomers and I spoke. There were also three UNSC Marines in the back left corner of the sun lit throne room and two Elites in the back right corner, one blue, one red.

"Madam?" Asked Lord Hood "You seem, distraught..." he noted.

"I've noticed it too..." added The Arbiter "I think it has something to do with the battle several hours ago."

"What battle?" sneered Lord Hood to The Arbiter "All we did was come in and blast a few wooden flying ships to kingdom come! Literally!"

"I meant the battle they fought..." pointed out Arbiter. "The Tristainians must have lost many troops..."

The Admiral sighed "Right, Noble Six was one of the losses..." he looked at me, while I idly peered out one of the high windows in the throne room... "Misses Tristain" said Lord Hood, addressing me informally "Were you close friends with Spartan-362?"

I snapped back to life at his question "No!" I exclaimed "Well... ok yeah he was a friend to me..." I admitted.

"Soldiers die on the battle field, whether they die for the ones they care about of to protect their homes or those of others, they die with purpose! It's the price to pay for fighting such wars." He pointed a finger at me "I don't believe in dying for the pure sake of honor, like some of you seem to be interested in... dying for titles and fame, that's not heroic, that's retarded! Dying heroically is to die for what you care about! Your home, your friends, your family!"

"I understand where you are coming from" I said... Alexander had... greatly influenced me while he was here... I'll admit... "And I respect that..." I added. "But you stick to your traditions, let us stick to ours."

The Admiral scoffed while The Arbiter nodded respectfully.

"Now then, we've come to lend assistance..." said The Arbiter. "On our way into the atmosphere we detected a Loyalist Suppercarrier orbiting the planet, or your world simply put. Them, along with vast amounts of Forerunner knowledge stored on your world has grabbed our attention. UNSC and the Separatist Alliance are willing to protect you from the onslaught of Zealotous Covenant Loyalists in their search to acquire more Forerunner artifacts."

"What are your terms?" I asked

"Not much" replied Lord Hood "Simply a place to set up shop. Landing zone, Firebase, Supply pads, etc, etc... We will also need a place to acquire more resources should we not be able to wait for reinforcements and supplies from Earth."

My steward approached me, bowing before me, holding out a scroll of paper. I took it from him and read down the list. "I have a few estates that would serve as a perfect place for your base... but I'll have to speak to my court about this first... see how the people feel about this... for now I can grant you access to the current base at our magic academy." I said

"Magic..." sighed Hood "I still can't believe it..."

"SIR! SIR!" called a Marine who came barreling into the throne room, my guards moved to stop him but I waved them off. The marine ran up to Lord Hood, panting.

"What is it boy? Speak up!" ordered the Admiral.

The marine stood up straight and saluted "Sir, Albion has surrendered and we've taken the capital! Still no sign of Noble Six either... except... this..." the marine reached into his pocket and pulled out a small sliver necklace...

Then one of the Noble Team Spartans, who stood opposite of Louise and her friends seemed to recognize the necklace. The Spartan was big, bulky and wore orange worn armor.

"Sir, those are Six's dogtags!" he said.

Lord Hood took the blood stained tag, he sighed deeply as he closed his hand around them. "Another one gone..."

"Should I... put him down as KIA? Sir?" asked the Lieutenant Marine.

"No! Keep him down as MIA, we'll find him... alive or otherwise..."

I glanced over at Louise, who seemed to know more then she let on... something told me, that in her heart, she knew he was dead.

"Sirs." I said and stood from my throne. "I must go and attend to my court, if you will excuse me."

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In my courtroom, I sat at the head of a long table... nobles from each estate within Tristain circled the table in harsh debate. At the far end of the table representatives from Romalia and Germania sat, fingers laced waiting for my decision.

"We can't just let these... heretics and heathens into our country! To do so would destabilise our very way of life!" shouted the noble from the De Gaul estate (A/N: Some estate names are made up).

"News has reached the ears of the people of my estate and they wish to allow this... UNSC into our territory. They believe that their presence will not only protect us, but open new opportunities." Said the noble from the Marquois Estate.

"So your saying we should... succumb to plebeian ways and just... mooch off the UNSC while they trample our systems!?"

"No! Not at all! We'd earn our keep and vise-versa! Just think, with the power of the UNSC and our magic, we could become unstoppable!"

The representatives from Germania and Romalia looked uneasily at me... as did I for that matter...

"People! Settle down! Why can't... we make a compromise..." I laced my fingers together as a leaned on the table in front of me... I thought popped up in my head, making me smirk... "And I think I have an idea..." I paused, before looking up again from my thoughts. "Why don't we let the people decide?"

There were mixed mutterings from my court... not all sounded good or well intended but I was already set in my idea... I pointed to one of my guards and waved him over. I drew out a scroll from a pile next to my chair, placing it onto the tabletop and pulling out a feather pen from an ink well next to me. I neatly scribbled down my orders, before handing it to my guard.

"Bring this downstairs and have copies made, I want a dozen copies per estate in Tristain." I ordered

"Yes your highness..." replied my guard...

"Court dismissed." I said and everyone slowly filed out of the room... leaving my by myself, with one guard... I stepped into the far corner of the room, away from his ears...

If this... document... got enough likings... then my time as queen was limited...

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Scorch's POV

"Eyes on the prize Six..." I muttered to myself "Just keep going, you'll find help eventually..."

By now I'd run out of painkillers... I'd consumed so much it was a miracle I wasn't on an overdose yet. The Biofoam was running low, however the bleeding had slowed down, still I didn't trust it to not start up again. Oh and what's more, this dirt path I was on didn't seem to end... I had a hunch I'd been following it deeper into the woods...

I sighed and was about to turn around when I heard a sound... a panicked sound...

"Ahh!" a high pitched scream sounded from the forest... followed by a rugged and hideous laugh...

Despite my injuries I was able to speed up to a brisk jog as I headed towards the sound... judging from said sounds, I readied myself for a coming conflict, drawing my magnum only, as my other arm was too weak to properly wield my rifle.

As I moved closer, I estimated that the conflict was from beyond the next set of trees... I crept behind a closer one and peeked around.

A young girl had been thrown to the ground, while five menacing burley men stood around her with crude knives and maces. Most of them were shirtless and covered with scars, one of them even wore an eye patch and red bandana over his silver-blonde hair. They were all at least between 21-30 years of age.

"Well, well, well..." said the bandana wearing one. "Didn't yer mother ever tell ya not to stray into the woods? Things could get... scary in there... hahahaa!" he snarled.

I couldn't make out the girl's features as she had a brown cloak and hood over her head... but her chest... well... it stood out like... well... erm... a very... large... chest... I guess... for lack of a better term...

I mean the size of them wasn't even funny! She had to be at least a size and a half larger than Kirche... which was already substantially large...

"Well, at least we get a chance to try these out..." said one of the other bandits, who reached into a wagon they had with them and pulled out a blue horseshoe... my blood ran cold...

'Where the hell'd they get a Plasma pistol!?' my mind freaked out. Then just as if to answer my question...

"We stole these from the retreating Albion Army... never knew that Albion created magically imbued weapons..."

Novices... I thought... Magic had nothing to do with it... try high powered energy based plasma projection... how's that for thought?

"Well... boss...?" asked another bandit.

"what?" replied the boss, the one with the bandana and eyepatch.

"Well, I was thinking..."

"Well, that's a first..."

"Shut it... anyways I was thinking why not have some fun with the girl before we take our leave."

The leader chuckled "You're a sick man Edward..." there was a brief pause "Have at her, we'll be waiting."

I saw the bandit start to unbuckled his pants while the girl was pressed back into a tree... "No! Go away!" she wailed...

Now, I'm a soldier, I have priorities... but letting innocent people get raped and murdered was a pet peeve... well... actually, I simply hated people who did that... along with mass genocide and planetary apocalypseing, so to speak...

*Bang*

"AH!" the girl screamed as brain matter flew out the bandit's forehead.

The other bandits whirled around at the sound and looked back at me... having just made my presence known... I dropped my helmet which was still in my hand and raised my magnum, shooting one more bandit in the head before they began to react.

The three remaining bandits scattered and tried to surround me... little good it would do them... so long as I found the one wielding the plasma pistol before he got me..."AAARGH!" I heard behind me...

*clink*

Came the light ping of a dagger impacting my armor... I slowly turned around to face the bandit who looked at me in horror... holding a 180 degree bent dagger in one hand... I grabbed him by the throat physically and crushed his windpipe with one hand. Dropping the dead body at my feet before looking for the last two.

I heard a buzzing sound and managed to swerve out of the way of an overcharged plasma pistol shot... how they knew how to use these was beyond me and I had a feeling that either it was pure luck... or there was someone else's hand behind it...

I turned towards where the shot came from and found another bandit who was shaking his hands, trying to cool them off after the plasma pistol had overheated... he then noticed that I'd spotted him... I held my hand out and brought him towards me since I was too weak to charge him. I sparked up my energy sword and just as I was about to impale him on it he threw the pistol over my head... he still ended up being impaled... but as I pushed his body off my sword I felt a heat growing on my back... I fell forward after a loud ping and shockwave of my shields depleting... I turned around and just as I was about to wip out my magnum and return fire, a shining blue sword ran me through... I then noticed that my energy sword had been knocked out of my hand... my head fell back and I wanted to just die so badly...

The bandit withdrew the sword...

"Now then, to finish what Eddy started..." he started to walk back towards the girl... and with my last bit of strength muttered.

"Not in your life..."

"huh?" the bandit turned around just in time for him to witness my superb display of marksmanship as I plugged him full of lead, delivering three rounds to the torso and one to the head.

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"Gandalfr ... wake up Gandalfr..." came a sweet voice...

"Huh?" I mumbled as I felt a spoonful of some sort of sweet nectar get stuck in my mouth. My eyes snapped open and I sat bold upright, knocking the spoon out of my caretaker's hand... startling her in the process...

I looked over and noticed a blonde haired girl... likely the same one I had saved in the forest...

"Um... hi... sorry about that..." I said. I looked over myself... I felt brand new... no injuries whatsoever! I wore a simple white cotton shirt and grey linen pants... my armor was over by the entrance to the building... which was a small hut as far as I could tell, with only one room.

"How long was I out?" I asked

The girl didn't reply, but pulled a large hat over her head, refusing to meet my gaze.

"Hey what's wrong?" I asked, really not caring about her huge chest size at the moment... "I'm not going to hurt someone who helped me recover."

"Y-you killed them..." she said timidly

"Well, of course I did... they were going to do the same to you, and worse! I only kill when necessary!" I sighed "And if you pardon me asking. What with the hat? It's a little warm to be wearing such a cumbrous thing isn't it?"

"W-well... I have my reasons..."

"What? Do you have bad hair? It can't be that bad..." I replied "Well... either way, might I know your name?"

The girl nodded "Tiffania, Tiffania Westwood..."

"Nice to meet you Tiffania, I'm Alexander Chyton. But you can just call me Alex..."

"Thank you Alex... for saving me the other day."

I turned and stood up, stretching my muscles and taking inventory of my equipment "No problem, it's what I do."

My armor had somehow been repaired... the helmet looked as though it had just been manufactured and the armor had been resealed...

"H-how did you fix this stuff?" I asked baffled

"I used this" said Tiffania who held up a small disc... she pressed a button in the center and it opened up to form a small cylinder... large enough to fit my helmet in, or individual pieces of my armor. "My great great grandmother passed it down to me... through her mother and onwards... it can fix anything if you put it in here! It's how I've managed to keep my stuff from falling apart!"

I took a closer look at the object and noticed faint orange lights within the cylinder... "Is this Forerunner?" I asked

"Who?" said Tiffania who cocked her head slightly... if her breasts weren't so big she'd seem completely innocent and 100% adorable... still cute as fuck though... her face anyways... ok, ok... and yeah, she had a nice body... big deal...

"Nothing... just a hunch..." I replied

"Well, thanks again... you should go, back to the place you belong..."

I groaned "Why is it that the pretty ones never want me around" I joked

I think Tiffania took this a bit more seriously as intended as she blushed and shied away with her arms behind her back.

"Ok seriously though... that hat... is making me really suspicious... I swear I died back there." I said, finally cluing in... "What's under that hat that can bring back the dead...?"

Tiffania was caught off guard at the sudden change of mood...

"I-it's nothing!"

"You stuttered... either that means I'm right and there is something under there or... well... or you just slipped up the ol' tongue... but I'm going with my opinion!" I countered

"No it's..."

"Oh c'mon... I mean you saved my life, it's not like whatever is under there is going to affect my view of you!"

"Promise?" she asked

"I swear!" I held up my hand in an oath.

Tiffania reluctantly removed her hat... and... If I thought she couldn't look more attractive... well... I was proven wrong...

Two knife shaped ears sprung up from the sides of her head, poking above it... I'd only heard about these creatures in old folk lore... so... to think that they were real just blew my mind!

"That's fuckin' awesome!" I exclaimed

"Huh?"

"Your an elf right?" I asked enthusiastically

Tiffania nodded meekly. "Well... technically only half..." she looked back up at me and raised an eyebrow... "What is it?" she asked

I shook my head, realizing I'd been staring at her ears... "nothing" which was a lie... for some reason as soon as I'd learned that she was an elf I found myself strangely attracted to her...

"Anyways, when you go, please don't tell anyone what I am..." she pleaded

"No worries... I'll make something up!" I smiled before putting my helmet on... after I'd gotten into my armor which was able to be equipped due to the now fully operational Tacpad on my arm and Cortana's help.

"Hey, I find a lot of weird stuff in the woods... and I found this while I was exploring one day..." Tiffania held up a thin long white and orange board with vents on both ends... "I don't know what this is but I was thinking you could make use of it."

"Thank you Tiffania" I said and took the board... and as soon as I touched it the dim lines lit up orange. I nearly dropped it... but Cortana seemed to know what this was.

"Six! This is a forerunner hover board. They used it to move heavy objects around... but... with a little adjustment..." I heard a faint beeping from the board. "There! I've changed the parameters within the jet system to allow higher mobility... you can use it like a sort of... skateboard now if you want!"

"Bad. Ass." I said and put it on the ground and it hovered in place. "Thanks for everything Tiffania! And don't worry! I'll be sure to do my best to keep your identity a secret!"

Tiffania waved her hand goodbye and I stepped on the board and it smoothing sailed forward... as I whisked through the woods I couldn't help but jeer "Wooo-hoooo! Forerunner crap is awesome!"

The fact that this board could carry a ton Spartan at this high of speed and manoeuvrability was astounding. I could seriously turn on a dime with this thing! And with the use of the board I was able to make it to the nearest port town in a mere twenty minutes... I got off the board as I cruised into town, putting it on my back... I walked up the ramp to the docks which had a ship bound for Tristain on waiting... I walked onto the ship

"Excuse me sir..." said one of the sailors "But I didn't see you pay for your fare."

I glared at him from behind my helmet... "I just came back from the dead after a battle with Albion's army... I don't have any fucking money! Is that a problem or you still wanna argue?"

"Well sir, I'm afraid- gak!" the sound of air escaping through an airlock was heard as the sailor clawed at his neck, gasping for air...

"I. Said. That. Won't. Be. A. Problem... Right?"

"Gak, no! Noo! Not... not a proooblem aaat all!"

I released him and he fell to his knees breathing deeply. "Good, glad we got that settled..." I said

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Guiche's POV

"I don't like the silence..." said Montmorency as I stood next to her while she sat daintily on the steps of one of the school's side doors... Kirche and Tabitha weren't far away only standing maybe several meters to our right, against a wall.

"I didn't think Alexander would actually have the guts to die in place of Louise... I... I can respect him for that at the very least... but..." I trailed off

"It's not the same without him is it?"

I sighed "No its not... it's too quiet... nothing ever happens... it seems like the whole academy is dead to me now..."

"Hard to believe it's almost been three days already..."

I solemnly nodded "and from what I can tell, Louise has still had herself locked up in her quarters bawling her eyes out... I... I can understand that and all, she was like a sister to him, but..." I sighed as I trailed off again, unable to finish my thought...

I dug around in my pocket and felt a short hard cylinder... I pulled it out and looked over the red and golden shotgun shell... "He taught me how to use his world's weapons... I don't think I would have survived the war without his teachings..."

Montmorency chuckled "He gave me my nickname... Monmon"

I heard Kirche and Tabitha walk over... "He was one of the few to capture my heart." Said Kirche and I wanted to roll my eyes...

"He saved Sylphid" said Tabitha in her usual bland voice.

Then we heard the light footsteps and we all looked over at one of the School's maid who had been listening into our conversation. "He was my friend..." she said...

We all looked at our feet... refusing to look up. "In a way" I said "He meant something to all of us... shame he's gone now..."

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Anies POV

We all stood up in the Headmaster's office...

Osmond gently petted his mouse familiar "I didn't really expect Alexander to..." he trailed off

"Well, thanks to him" I said "We were all saved..."

"I'm so sorry" sobbed Her Highness, who stood looking out a window across the vast field outside the academy walls. "It's all my fault." She cried "I wanted to stay, if only we'd left sooner... rushed the evacuation, had more time!"

"You majesty, its not your fault." I said "We must not let his sacrifice be in vain, and we most defiantly won't forget him... we all have something to remember him by!"

"A friend." Said Her Majesty

"An amazing student" Said Osmond

"A brilliant rival." Said Julio

"A great teacher..." I said, glancing down at the SOCOM M6G magnum at my side and my black ODST helmet in my hand.

"He'll be remembered..." we all said.

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Cattleya's POV

I sat next to my little sister on her bed as she held her wilted *Insert long and ridiculous name here* flower.

"Alex... Alex... why did you..." she sobbed... then Eleanor whipped the curtains open, addressing Louise.

"When are you going to stop crying Crybaby Louise? It's been nearly three days now! It's because you didn't heed Father's advice and insisted on going to the battlefield that your familiar has died!"

"Eleanor!" I exclaimed

"It's all my fault..." continued Louise "It's all my fault that Alex has..."

"Calm down!" exclaimed Eleanor "It's only the death of a familiar." She stated matter-of-factly.

"Louise!" I yelped as Louise flung herself at Eleanor.

"What do you mean by "just a familiar"!? she screamed "He's special to me! Alexander is really fucking important to me!"

"L-Louise..." said Eleanor... who for the first time I can remember backed off...

"GET THE FUCK OUT!" Louise yelled throwing in the curses that she had learned from Alex. "You don't fucking care about me... just leave me alone damnit!"

"Eleanor... we should go" I said and took my sister by the shoulder and lead her out...

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Louise's POV

"Was... was it a mistake to go to the battlefield in the first place? To die just for me in the end... who cares so much about her own reputation that she can't see the bigger picture..." tears fell from my eyes and soaked my sleeves and dripped down my face. "I can finally say that I love you... and accept you as you wanted me to... I love you more than you love me, but... to die for me... is that really what a brother would do? Please... don't truly be dead..." I clentched my eyes shut and heard a faint beeping in my ear... at first I thought it was just my head pounding from all the crying but as I calmed down and listened I noticed it was coming from my side table... I ran over to it and noticed the uplink that Alex had given me was active... it was... well... transmitting... some kind of signal... I opened it up and though I couldn't see anything but a cracked screen there was one green word in the upper corner of the screen... Active... previously it had read KIA in red... so I took this as a sign...

I picked up the uplink device and charged outside, ignoring the confused looks of my sisters who were walking away from my room... I barreled down the stairs and as I reached the gate of the academy I heard something coming from the UNSC base next to the school.

"Sir! Your alive! I can't fuckin' believe it!" said the voice of Cpl. Woods

I looked over towards the base and saw; between a foot to two feet taller then me, clad in black and golden high tech armor and carrying many a weapons on his back... my familiar...

He removed his helmet and waved at me.

"ALEX!" I screamed and hugged him, despite the hardness of his armor and the headache I was going to have from hitting him so hard. "Alex, you're really back! You really are right!? you're not a ghost!?"

He'd absorbed my tackle and was standing before he hugging me back, he looked down at me. "Hey, been a while huh? You didn't think I'd go down that easy..." he smiled "just a... touch to the head... it was nothing!" he boasted and I couldn't help but smirk.

"Idiot! Idiot, idiot, idiot! I thought you had died you idiot!"

"Well, I'm back..." he said

"But how?"

"Well, uh..." he paused for a sec, I could see the gears in his head turning "That's cuz I was saved by an um... erm... a fairy!" he exclaimed "Yes... that's it... a fairy..."

My mood turned sour "A fairy?" I growled

"Yeah, looked after me for a while... till I got my strength back at least... then she sent me off as soon as I was better... but... geez... she was kinda... different if you know what I mean... I mean I don't think its even natural to have breast that big- ooop! Oh shit... why did I say that...?" he cursed...

I pushed back from him, gripping my wand... "Well isn't that just perfect huh? That just how it is eh? A... B-b-big breasted fairy..."

"L-Louise... it was an exaggeration..." he said but I wasn't listening

"Y-you love big breasts right? You like 'em very much right!?"

"W-wait, Lousie! IDon'tThinkThat'sAVeryGoodIdea!"

"Then why don't you just go an live with that fucking fairy!?" I pointed my wand at him.

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Henrietta's POV

We were all still standing quietly in the office of Headmaster Osmond when a loud sound sent the good Headmaster's face into his desk and his mouse familiar off his shoulder...

*KA-PEW!*

"What the heck was that!?" he exclaimed

"That noise can only mean one thing!" said Julio with a grin plastered on his face.

"No fucking way..." said a giddy Anies who looked like she was about to burst into dance.

"Alexander's back!" I cheered and nearly cried for joy as we watched him get chased around the school grounds all the while Louise repeatedly trying to explodinate him.

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Scorch's POV

"Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!" I wailed, dodging an explosion with each shit.

"I still haven't dealt with the matter regarding the sleeping potion you made me drink!" Louise yelled as I ran from her while she tried to explodinate me.

I ran past Guiche, Tabitha, Monmon and Kirche as I was chased... "Hi guys! Gotta go!" I said

"Alex!" exclaimed Guiche

"You're back!" added Monmon.

"Darling your still alive!" jeered Kirche

"He's strong..." commented Tabitha, of which I almost didn't hear for obvious reasons... she being so fuckin' quiet and Louise exploding the crap outta everything within a one and a half meter radius of me.

"So partner" said Derf from my back. "I think that it woulda been easier-" he was cut off by Cortana

"-To deal with an actual army of seven million..." she finished

"I'm inclined to agree with you guys!" I panted

I passed a maid carrying a tub of laundry with her. "Alexander!?" she exclaimed.

I backed up, having temporarily lost Louise... "Siesta! Hey!" I said "I really gotta go though!"

"Alexander! I knew you were still alive! I never doubted it!"

Then I heard a snap from my immediate left... "Alllleeeexxx..." the rabid Louise growled

"You have encountered a Wild Louise!" Said Cortana "Ambush! Louise get's first attack!"

"SHUT UP CORTANA!" I yelled and kept on running.

"You perverted fucking dog!" she screamed

"FUCK OFF LOUISE!" I ran up to her room and grabbed something out of her dresser and hid at her door... I was happy that I had left it here...

3... 2... 1...

Louise ran around the corner and became a bright blueish purple star of electricity as I jabbed her in the gut with my stun baton and she collapsed to the floor... writhing in pain and unable to get up...

"Now then if you'll excuse me... I have some people to greet properly, you can't have me just to yourself you know..." I stated before briskly stepping over her and closing the door... in a way... it was good to be back...

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Really sorry it took me so long to write this but I'd been having writers block and... hopefully we all know how much of a bitch it can be... whether you're waiting for a new chapter to come out or the one writing the new chapter... either way it's annoying... add that to the fact I've got my driver's ed coming up and I'm getting a job soon... so... yeah... I'm not gonna have much time till the school year gets back in... Even so I'll still try to get chapters out, but don't expect many over the summer... hope this chapter somewhat made up for it.

Either way I'll end this chapter with my usual outro.

I took the time to write this out, so why not drop me a review on what you did, or didn't like, providing me with tips, constructive criticism and the works if that's the case. Also if you really liked the story, why not add it to your faves and follow it so you can stay in the know of future updates?

Anyways... I shall sign out now, as per usual with my normal saying.

WTYL guys :D