Ok so I'm going to try to have this chapter be more light hearted than the last one, which was relatively dark. It might actually be a bit over kill but eh...

-THIS CHAPTER DEALS WITH HIGHLY MATURE SUBJECT MATTER, READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED-

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Scorch's POV

The TSOG Falcon landed just outside the school grounds where the old UNSC Outpost was, a few troops came out from the base to refuel and refit the Falcons so they could return to the TSOG Command just outside the new Senate Building in Tristania, where the old Palace once stood.

Noble Team took the teleporters in the outpost to our main base while I entered the school grounds to check on Guiche and the Undine's Training, Stacker had said he'd take over training operations while I was gone, which had only been around three days.

I found Guiche and Momo sitting under a tree in the courtyard, not really giving a damn about what they were doing, part of the old Spartan in me returning, stepped up to them and asked Guiche how his training had been.

"Alex!" Guiche exclaimed "Training has been going alright, we tried using your weapons but I think most of us prefer to fight with magic still... we all however made it custom to train ourselves in the use of your sidearms just in case." Guiche patted his thigh which had a M6G Magnum holster on it, gun included.

"Good, did I miss anything while I was gone?" I asked

"Yeah, a just a new girl who got here last night. What was her name again? How could I forget those breasts of hers!"

"Guuiiiche..." growled Montmorency.

"I meant nothing of it my dear! I was just trying to help Alexander here!" Guiche shot quickly trying to calm her down before she flipped out.

She sighed "Tiffania, her name was Tiffania."

"R-really now?" I stuttered "I'm surprised she ended up coming here... any idea where she might be?"

Guiche looked to the horizon, which was maybe mid afternoon, sixish maybe... "She might be finishing dinner, if not then I have no idea..."

I nodded. "Thanks." I then left Guiche and Momo to their activities while heading to the Dining Hall. The massive double doors into the school creaked open as I approached them and Louise stepped outside.

"Louise." I said, both happy and worried that I saw her... "What have I missed?"

Louise's eyes twitched rapidly but then her erratic state dispersed and she calmed down. "Aside from Tiffania arriving at the school, not much."

"I see..." I entered the school with her following me.

"So what happened back at the dig site?" Louise asked.

"Classified" I replied

"Oh c'mon!" pleaded Louise

"Louise! I'm serious, when I was debriefed they had it classified tier one, not even Henrietta will be told about what happened back there! If they declassify it I'll tell you."

Louise fell silent.

"Let's just say... you would not be able to sleep if I told you what we found..."

"You aren't helping!"

I chuckled as we found the dining hall. I stepped inside and looked around... no one... I went back out into the hall and went up, looking in each room we passed... not finding her. The last room I checked had a table lined down the middle with a balcony on the upper levels. A smaller door led outside in the middle of the room on the far back wall... I guessed this was like a multi-purpose room.

"Well I am going to head back to my room" said Louise, turning about face, her pink hair flipping over her shoulders as she did so. "See you." and she left me alone...

I was scared... scared that Louise was calm the whole time, she didn't yell at me or order me around despite me not being her familiar anymore... part of me wanted to run over to her, shake her fiercely and yell "What the hell have you done with Louise!?" into her face. Maybe she was finally growing up? Accepting me as I said I was? I don't know, like I've said time after time, I'll never understand women!

I found Guiche again, I guess he took the outside door into the room and was with Reynalde and Malicorn, who were talking about the Knights... I started towards them, then noticed a group of male students in a gaggle which would normally be associated with the women students when they obsessed over something cool or hot.

"What's going on up there?" I asked as I sat down next to Guiche.

"Tiffania." Said Guiche.

"What!?"

"Its the hottest topic on campus right now, that is, whether those great breasts of her are legitimate or not..."

I sighed... I really wanted to facepalm so hard right now...

"If the answer does not reveal itself soon I shall be the one to find out. With these hands here!" he proclaimed.

"Momo will have you castrated you know that right?"

Guiche paled after I said that... to which I chuckled. I then heard a commotion coming from upstairs, the boys where parted aside and a blonde haired girl with a large white sun at ran out from them, breezing past some weird antennae haired girl... who looked like she used a bit so much hairspray in my opinion... pfft... hairspray... who even uses that shit anymore!?

I got up to follow and left out the side door, looking for where Tiffania had run out from. I ended up walking a complete circle around the school looking for her until I found her under one of the arch covered walkways which lead from the middle to one of the pinnacles of the pentagon walls which surrounded the fields of the school. She was backing up, as though being cornered by someone I couldn't see... then I did see, that this was the case.

"Don't you know who this is?! The nerve of this girl!" said a green haired girl who flanked that weird haired girl I saw earlier. It looked like she was antagonizing Tiffania, probably about something stupid... knowing Nobility around here...

"Princess Beatrice von Guldenhorf!" proclaimed another girl who followed this Princess "You are going to be in the same class as our Princess yet you don't even come to introduce yourself, now isn't that rude!"

"I wasn't aware that I was even in her class till ten seconds ago!" Tiffania exclaimed. "How. The hell. Would I possible know she was in my class without having seen the attendance lists!"

"Nonsense, you owe her an apology!"

"Appologize now!"

"No..." Tiffa stated, causing Beatrice and her entourage to blank out. "Your logic is flawed... if I had known, I would have said something when the time was right, its not like I'm going to go out of my way to introduce myself to someone when I have no clue who they may be, I mean I'd at least need a basic reason to even speak to you!"

Wow, I thought... she was really letting this Beatrice get it...

"Whatsmore why now, when you are harassing me! Would I want to freaking speak to you other than to chew you out about the exact thing you are doing!" she used her hands allot when she spoke, sometimes she'd flail her arms for emphasis which only ended up causing her breasts to... well... yeah... heheh...

"How dare you!" exclaimed most of the girls "Y-you can't just speak to a Princess this way!"

"I can, I just did..." Tiffa stated, not flinching. "What are you gonna do about it?"

Beatrice just fumed and stormed away clearly having lost... the rest of her girls hesitantly following realising their leader's defeat.

I briskly jogged over to Tiffa. "Hey." I said startling her, making her jump... as well as she hid it, it seemed that the recent display of bravery and courage in the face of royalty had her nerves shot.

"Damn Tiffa." I started "That was some damn fine tongue work, a superb display of you just got served! Who knows, maybe you have an Earth background to you as well?" I chuckled "I was going to intervene but you ended up having it all in hand."

Tiffa scratched the back of her head. "Yeah... but I'll admit, aside from dealing with a spectral wolf, like we did recently, that was probably one of the most terrifying things I've done in my life... I was sure that in a moment she was going to call like, some guards or something and have my butt... or hat... and then my ears... meep!"

I snickered "Well no matter what, if she sends her guys at you they will have to deal with me!"

Tiffa's gaze fell off me, she looked away. "Alexander, this has happened almost three times already, just in less than 36 hours... I don't know how much longer I can play this game of chicken... sooner or later she's really gonna call those soldiers of her or something! And I'm not sure I'll be ready for that, let alone be sure I can count on you for it... maybe it would be best..."

"You aren't thinking of revealing your identity are you?" I almost exclaimed, but managed to keep my voice down. I ended up pulling her to the side, out of ear shot of anyone who might start heading up the walkway. We stood by a needle pine tree and talked there, where we could discuss these delicate matters.

"I don't know... maybe... but tell me, if I did... would you have my back?" she asked

I closed my eyes, I thought how it might affect the UNSC stationed here... if I had to I'd protect her myself, but it would be much easier with help from other UNSC personal, that and much more intimidating. "I can try." I replied.

"Ok... that's all I ask..."

"No problem, I seem to be getting a knack for helping people these days." I said, with a smirk playing across my face. I know... I'm a cocky bastard...

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I decided to head up and check on Louise as it was getting late, though I was no longer her familiar, I admit, I did still feel an attachment to her, not as her actual guardian or servant per say but still, like a brother she never had. Boy would I regret it...

I opened her door, knocking lightly before entering and finding her sitting at a small round table with some food and place settings on it. "Come Alex, sit, I prepared dinner!" she chirped.

"You. Made food? You know a hundred or more Credits says that you just had Siesta make up something." I replied

"W-what!? D-did not!"

I removed my helmet and dipped a finger into the sauce coating the meat and tasted it. "Yep, this is Siesta's Cooking... no doubt about it."

"Hey! At least I went through the trouble of setting this all up!" she whined "Stupid dog!"

"That is Ex-stupid dog remember?" I reminded her. "Besides, I already ate with Guiche and a few of the guys..."

"Huh?" she quirked

"Yeah turns out Guiche's stomach didn't agree with MREs as I tried to force some upon him... hahaha..." I chuckled "But onto more pressing matters... there is something I'd really like to ask you about."

Louise lost all interest in the food and dinner, her head snapping towards me. "A problem? What problem?"

"It would appear that Tiffania is getting bullied..."

"Tiffania..." Louise muttered.

"Yeah, she's managing to stick up for herself enough but this is against an, in my opinion, wannabe princess of a worthless country... I'm talkin' doesn't even appear on the biggest maps of Halkenginia I could find..."

"Tiifaaaniiaaa..." Louise growled.

"Yes, since your family manages a social regiment of government, I was wondering if you cou-"

"Aren't you kind huh?" Louise hissed.

I then clued in as to the sudden change in her tone... "Oh come. ON, Louise!" I exclaimed

"SILENCE!" she wailed. I sighed, looking down at my feet and shaking my head. When I looked back up I swerved just in time to avoid a volley of silverware which impaled the wall behind me.

"What the fuck Louise, that could have taken an eye out!"

"Shut up! Tiffania came here of her own decision, she can work out her problems! I now know where you're mind has been lately! Not of your missions but of Tiffania!"

"Louise, you are putting words into people's mouth again..." I sighed, a problem she's had a hot streak of... especially regarding Tiffania... I didn't realize that Louise's hatred of breasts was amplified by the size of them until now, and that this hatred was to a degree shadowed onto the actual person. In short, since Louise hated Tiffa's massive breasts, it stood to reason that she also, though possible to a slightly (slightly) lesser extent hated/disliked Tiffania.

I'd had it with her attitude, cuz this was the consolation I got for coming to see if my little sister was doing alright! "You know what Louise! Even if there Wasn't something between me and Tiffania, I'd still feel the same way!"

Louise paused... "You mean you do..."

I then realized what I said... shaking my head I replied "I don't know Louise, just humor me, assuming there was, or wasn't, I'd feel the same way I do now, because Tiffania is my friend! Or is that a concept you can't wrap your head around? I have female friends, big deal! I never see you get this way when I'm around Jennifer or Anies, or even Henrietta! And she's hot!"

"You are just asking to be sent outside!" Louise barked

"Ding dong, Earth to Louise! I'm not your damn familiar anymore! Get it through your thick fucking skull! That which absorbs EVERY GOD DAMN WORD I SAY!"

"SHUT UP! I'm going to bed! Now get out!"

"FINE!" I yelled "I've got better things to do than yell at an annoying brat!"

"Then why didn't you leave five minutes ago!? Why didn't you leave ten minutes ago!?"

"GOOD. FUCKING. POINT!" and I turned around, slamming the door so hard it cracked down the middle... I hope the school's doors were insured...

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Tiffania's POV

Ok, this was it... I'd walk into that classroom, show who I really was and hopefully if things didn't go well Alexander would back me up... if he failed to do that, I guess I could just run, thought what good that would do is... I shook my head. Now was not the time to be thinking negative! I came to the outside world to explore and make friends, not enemies! With all the negative emotions I had about this moment, it would be a miracle if something didn't go wrong!

I took a breath and opened the door. "Miss Westwood?" asked the teacher for what must have been the third time given the tone of her voice. "Ah, Miss Westwood." She hummed as she saw me. "You are late..."

"Yes... b-but first... I have something I'd like to confess..." against my better judgement I took my hat off... the resulting panic was... something I had not expected! Students turned over desks, hiding behind their friends and classmates, and some just freaked out... meanwhile the teacher I think had fainted...

"Well... this reaction was uncalled for..." I muttered under my breath... before clearing my throat. "Hey! I'm not here to hurt you, I only came here to make friends, I have no interest in starting anything!" I paused "Actually... I'm only half elf... my mother was an elf and my father a human... so... one thing led to another and voila here I am..."

"So you are a half-elf?" questioned Beatrice... the side or my brain which had been influenced by Alexander cringed at the sight of Beatrice... and it knew she was going to cause trouble... while the normal side of my brain was mostly ignorant of what was to come... which also happened to be the more prominent side.

"Yeah..." I said cautiously.

"Then tell me, what god do you worship?"

The Alex side of my brain took over momentarily... I scoffed "Does it matter?" I asked almost not believing I was being asked this!

"Since you are part elf it stands to reason that you either worship the Elf's Desert Devil (Who I'd never even heard of in my defence...) or out primogenitor Brimir?"

I was silent...

"You said you wanted to be friends with us right? so you must worship the same god as us!"

My right eye twitched... I felt a rant coming on...

"Ok listen here Beatrice! Look out those windows! Who do you see? A base full of outworlder UNSC guys... none of them believe in Brimir! And many of you consider them your friends. Some of them, don't even believe in gods and devils in general, and you are still friends with them! Religion has nothing to do with whether you can be friends with someone Beatrice! People are just to arrogant to see things differently when the situation demands for it! so to answer your question... I'm... I'm... undecided... in general about religion..."

"Well why not speed it up a bit?" quirked Beatrice. "Luft Panzer!"

Several armored stave wielding men burst in through the windows, lining up behind Beatrice. "I Beatrice Guldenhorf! Arrest this woman!" she yelled pointing at me.

I just grumbled as I got thrown out the window and picked up by a large dragon before I could land... I sighed... like I had said earlier... things wouldn't go as planned...

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Scorch's POV

"Hey whats that?" said Kirche as she pointed to the sky, I looked towards where she was pointing and saw three red dragons flying across the sky with someone in their talons... a girl... I looked closer... Tiffania!

"Shit!" I cursed and pulled the Forerunner hoverboard from my inventory, it materializing on the ground just as I stepped on it. I ran it at max speed to get to where those Dragons were taking Tiffa, reaching them just as they were landing. Already a crowd was gathering and I had to dismount and push my way past the students who had gathered to watch... an Inquisition?

I looked past what students were in my way, to see Beatrice scolding Tiffa on religion... RELIGION! Now... grill someone about something worthwhile, go for it, but Religion!? Not everyone will believe in what you do you assholes! Get over it!

I wanted so bad to just walk out there and punch that annoying bitch right in the face! However those guards of hers might prove problematic... I punched a code into my Tac-pad, slipping my helmet on and opening a channel with a few friends.

Kat – Busy

Jorge – Busy

Carter – Busy

Jun – Not picking up

Emile – Not picking up

Fuck...

I tried someone else... this time got a decent reply.

"Sergeant Montgomery? Jude? You there?" I asked

*chk* "Yes commanda' I'm 'ere" *chk*

"I'm having... and issue involving a third party from Guldenhorf, some tiny crappy country not worth even Tristain's spit... size wise anyways... I could use some help down here at the academy."

*chk* "Rodger that, Me and a squad will get over there ASAP, gotta teleport to the Academy base and we will get there within five to ten minutes." *chk*

"Confirmed Jude, Scorch Out." And I terminated the signal.

"Alexander!" hissed Guiche from behind me. "Don't tell me you are thinking of intervening?"

"Why not? I'm UNSC, they can't touch me!"

"Remember, you are also a Tristain Chevalier, so technically, they could use that dirt on you."

I was momentarily stunned "Guiche... did... did you become smart and I become dumb recently!?"

He narrowed his eyes "Ha... ha... haaa..." he replied with no emotion. "But seriously, all jokes aside-"

"That wasn't a joke."

"All. Jokes. Aside!" Guiche gritted his teeth "If you go out there and take Tiffa's side you are liable to be thrown in prison!"

I shrugged "By who? Henrietta is understanding when it comes to me and the UNSC, plus I'm surprised she hasn't set laws where you can believe whatever the hell you want! Religion wise I mean. Considering her new governmental system."

"No, by the church! They have a long arm and Henrietta won't be able to stop them without risking Tristain to Romalia!"

I sighed... "Well then UNSC will handle it... what Lord Hood doesn't know won't hurt him... more or less... whatsmore is I don't care... if I have to suffer because of my actions rather than others I gladly will!"

"Whatsmore!? Whatsmore is that they will end up questioning you and everyone close to you! Myself, Louise, Kirche, your soldiers, Anies maybe even! HELL even Henrietta herself is a possibility knowing the arm of Brimir!"

"Well then... I'm going to have to win then huh?" I smirked and walked out into the field.

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Tiffania's POV

"I won't go back, I have nowhere else to go now!" I exclaimed

"I offer you a chance to head back peacefully and you decline!? Typical... dunk her." Said Beatrice.

"HEY!" I heard from the sidelines... I turned to see Alexander walk out of the crowd. "Hey you bitch!"

Beatrice fumed, snapping sideways, glaring at Alex "Y-y-y-y-you dare to call me! Princess Gul-"

"DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" He yelled, louder than anything I'd ever heard before. "YOU COULD BE A TEN FOOT TALL ZEALOT AND I'D STILL NOT CARE!"

"Panzer Squad! Arrest that man!"

Three of the Knights moved to put him in irons... but as soon as the first one reached Alex, he grabbed the Knight's arm, snapping it back before flipping him over his shoulder into the seconds knight and using the momentum to roundhouse kick the third knight in the gut, sending him flying back a few meters leaving a massive crater in his armor.

The rest of the knights had smartened up somewhat and surrounded Alex, who drew a Sword he had on his back, deflecting an air spell which came his way, sending it towards another Knight who literally got blown away.

Suddenly the pot of boiling water was tipped over and Guiche popped out from behind it flanked by two of his elementals. "It is a shame and dishonorable for a knight to abandon his friends!" he proclaimed

"Undine! Raise your wands and weapons! To battle and follow the commander!" called Reynalde.

I ran to the side as a battle erupted, Undine Knights vs. The Panzer Squad, it was a spectacle, but still very, very dangerous to watch... I say this as I dodge a singing close fireball... scary...

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Scorch's POV

Five down, fifteen to go... and we'd lost Reynalde early in the battle who was laying on the ground out cold.

"We ain't wiping this early in the raid!" I yelled

"Knights! Hex of suppression spell now! We have them where we want them!" yelled one of the Knights as a barrier of lightning was erected around us.

"Crap! They're using a suppression spell which when completed will render us paralyzed until the spell wears off! It's a highly draining but powerful crowd control spell, they usually save it for riots and prison breaks." Guiche explained.

"Is there a way out!?" I asked

Guiche looked up as the fence closed around us. "Not anymore..." he groaned.

"SHIT!" I exclaimed.

*Ka-boom*

Several of the knights got blown off their feet by the explosion, but didn't appear injured.

I looked to the source of the explosion to see a M808v MBT with five marines on it, all armed with shotguns and pistols.

"Hands in the air now! UNSC Military Police CEASE ALL HOSTILITES!" yelled Jude from the tank as he jumped off aiming his shotgun at the nearest Knight, who was actually pretty far away...

One of the Knights raised his staff but before he could chant a single word *bam!* Jenny who was on the other side of the Tank shot the Knight in the gut with her shotgun...

"JENNIFER!" I exclaimed, thinking she'd killed the Knight... then realised the large dent in his armor and the winded Knight on the ground.

"Don't worry sir, Rubber Slugs for non-lethal crowd control!" she yelled back.

With the Knight's attention away from us, the barrier fell and to the surprise of the UNSC the battle resumed...

"You know what..." Jude sighed "Fuck it!" he raised his shotgun and shot another Knight in the abdomen with a rubber slug, pumping the gun and moving onto the next.

Those slugs really must have packed a punch, I saw one on the ground and it was almost the size of a 40mm rifle grenade! Or maybe closer to 25mm maybe but meh... those were still pretty powerful being used in explosive chainguns and things like that.

I thrust my hand out and forced two of the Knights back against the walls around the academy before slamming them into the ground, then flinging them away.

The battle behind me went silent as I turned around to see a very angry, very annoyed Louise standing there in her night gown, holding... a... glowing... wand... I sensed what was to come...

"I was having such a nice dream... WHAT A WASTE!" she screamed as I also yelled out.

"FIND COVER! INCOMING!" and dove behind the Tank as the Void Explosion send smoke, soot and dirt flying, knocking EVERYONE off their feet, combatants, spectators and even a very sad tree... who had nothing to do with any of this at all! Poor tree...

When the smoke cleared... and Beatrice had gotten back to her feet she targeted Louise now. "You there! you interrupted the inquisition! You better be prepared for the consequence!"

"Inquiry huh? Do you even have the right?" Louise asked, raising an eyebrow.

The courtyard went silent as they waited for Beatrice's answer. "If you mean the Bishop license, I have it at home."

"Bullshit..." Louise sighed.

"Wh-what!? No it isn't!"

"Blah, blah, blah- to perform an inquiry you need an arch-bishop's, or higher, hand written permission... a real bishop would know that..."

Mutterings began, uttering god's name in vain, not having the right... things like that... the best part about it was probably watching her lackeys sneak off, claiming they had nothing to do with Beatrice...

"Beatrice..." said Tiffania, who had somehow emerged from the explosion unscathed...

"W-what!? Get away from me!" Beatrice wailed as Tiffa took a step towards her, causing Beatrice to back up, tripping and shying away. "I said go away!"

"Beatrice... I said I have no ill intentions, I never did and I still don't... I mean I'm a bit ticked but you know... it's nothing to hurt someone over... I only wanted to make friends, and that is still what I intend to do." It seemed most of her words were directed at Beatrice.

And then as usual... emotion scenes played out involving tears wailing and otherwise shit I'm not able to cope with very well... or you know... stand around and watch/listen to without feeling like punching a wall... heh... I guess there is still a Spartan in me after all...

After the scene played out, nurses came out and took away the Undine squad, most of if not all of them had been injured in the battle, aside from me of course...

I felt a weird tingling in my shoulder...

"Alexander!" exclaimed Louise "Something is wrong with your arm!"

I looked over and noticed my mechanical arm was sparking and smoking... "Shit... I think your explosion shook it up in a bad way Louise... well... better go get this fixed and re-adhered...

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Getting a fake mechanical arm fixed isn't exactly the most pleasant thing in the world... since they can't actually turn it off, it can either be, removed via cutting and then fixed without the nerve system registering all the tinkering going on with it, or you can endure the most unnatural of pain while they fiddle with the guts of your arm... I went with the take the arm off for a bit... which thankfully wasn't painful at all as they just numbed my shoulder, cut the arm off without actually cutting into my real flesh at all thankfully so I only felt brief pain of losing an arm... once the arm was off all the pain stopped instantly.

The repairs didn't take long to my surprise however and I had my arm back on a few hours later, however just like last time, they highed me up on drugs to get it back on... woo hoo... light headed and dizzy time again!

Thankfully I was out of the medical ward the next day and headed back to the UNSC Base to get some rest... the base was surprisingly empty today... when I asked Bradley where everyone was he said that Henrietta had called a TSOG meeting to brief them on the newest laws and enforcement policies they were implementing.

"I see, so Tristain is finally becoming modern huh?" I said.

"Eh, more or less..." replied the ODST "I mean Tristainia swapped out all their old fire lit street lights for grid powered energy lights... and from what I heard after a recent swap of tech and information, goods, rights, shit like that... Tristain's opening its own modern contractor company now so we don't have to go around building their own shit..." he chuckled "The pay was great but hey, we have more important things to do than install indoor plumbing eh?"

I laughed back "Yeah I hear ya!" I then started wondering if Earth and her colonies would start providing more civilian services... would Tristain just be inducted into the whole colonial system. "How far is this system from the nearest Earth colony anyways?" I asked

"Not sure, pretty far I believe, we're near... um... was it the center or the edge of the galaxy? Eh, either way now that we have the planet's location locked down and mapped, we should be able to make week long trips or almost instant trips with the new Forerunner engines we're trying to reverse engineer. Like the one on the Reclaimer and Infinity."

My thoughts swapped to the Supercarrier over Halkenginia "Wait, was the Supercarrier taken down yet?"

"Pfft! No! One of those bad boys ain't never been taken down in combat! Its still sitting pretty up there, seems quite content to just ignore the orbiting Dawnstrider though... which is strange..."

"Maybe they have more pressing matters than a single Human Heavy Frigate?"

Bradley shrugged "I dunno sir. I just hear what I hear y'know?"

"Mhm... yeah. Anyways thanks for the filler, I'll catch ya later trooper."

"Sir!" the ODST saluted and we parted ways.

I raised my arm to check my Tac-Pad... but... it was missing... 'Shit!' I thought 'When they took my arm off did I leave it in the infirmary?' I sighed and turned around to check.

I took off, running back to the school, through the halls and down to the medical office, breezing in not really caring about the amount of attention Guiche was getting from the girls... still...

I went into the ward I was in and checked the table sides... thankfully I found the pad and snapped it back onto my armor, right where it belonged.

I sighed in relief, turning around to see a blonde haired half-elf standing there, her ears poking out from her head curiously.

"Oh hey Tiffa." I said "Hey, back out there you seemed so much more... rebellious? And now you seem if you will excuse me, timid... you have like an alter-ego issue going on?"

Tiffa shrugged "Maybe... sometimes I feel like I just have to say something... other times... I think its best if I keep my mouth shut..."

I nodded "I guess there are smart times to speak and then... not so smart times..." I cleared my throat, coughing into my hand. "So anyways, what brings you here?"

Tiffa brushed some of her hair behind one of her ears. "Well, actually I was looking for you."

"Looking for me? For what?"

Tiffa seemed to blush fiercely, she reached behind her back and shut the curtains.

"W-what?" I stuttered and backed up, ending up sitting down on the bed.

Tiffa ended up following me, sitting next to me. "Alex, do... do these really look fake?" she asked.

"W-what is this all about?"

"Well... its just that so many people are talking about them... even the principle asked me moments ago... I mean there has to be a reason they are all saying this... but... why I do not know..."

"T-Tiffa... what are you getting at?" I questioned... leaning back.

"W-would you... touch and check?"

I bet my face turned plasma red as I stuttered out "W-w-w-what? I c-can't just... just do that!"

-THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH(S)/SENTANCE(S) ARE DEALING WITH SEX/BORDERLINE SEX, SKIP, OR READ WITH CAUTION-

"Please" she begged, after leaning over me, as though tempting me to touch them by just letting them hang in front of my face. "You are the only one I can ask."

'Sometimes I wonder if she really is as innocent as she seems... I mean its not like one can just casually walk up to someone, and ask them to touch their breasts in such a naive fashion...' I thought.

"So... please..."

I caved... I fought hard trust me, but... I may be a Spartan... but... I'm still a guy who likes breasts a lot... I'll admit it! And before you ask, no, I really don't know what is with men's fascination with boobs...

I reached up and grasped one of her breasts, with my real handed arm so I could... well... get a better feel for them...

Tiffa squeaked softly as I brushed it before I fully grasped it, holding as much of it as I could in my palm.

"Well?" she asked "Can you tell yet?"

"N-no... t-t-there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with them..." I managed.

"Would the shirt be getting in the way?" she asked so naively, as she was wearing her green elf tunic she had been wearing in the woods when I first met her. "Would this help?"

"W-wait Tiffa!" I hissed, but to late as she pulled the string around her neck, which made the top bit of her tunic fall down off her body.

'Holy shiiiit!' my mind exclaimed 'they're fuckin' huge!'

I now held both her breasts in my hands, bare, skin on skin/synthetic skin. They were soft and rather... well... not the kind of firm you'd expect from those with the smaller perkier breasts... like Kirche... Notice I said smaller... but for any man I'd wager the size was more than enough to please them... it kinda was for me... but... don't take me for a sick perverted mother fucker, cuz I try not to be... its just... they are right there! In front of my face!

"Ah..." Tiffa moaned quietly.

'I think I should stop but... I don't want to...' I thought 'I mean if someone were to walk in here while I was doing this...'

"Tiffa?" I asked... but... it seemed like she had fainted... maybe I'd gripped to hard and over stimulated her? It was possible but unlikely... however considering it was her... I sighed and replaced her tunic over her breasts... I was just about to let go of her when of course... the worst possible thing happened.

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Louise along with Siesta both entered the ward, presumably to check on me... and just to my luck they both got this wild glare in their eyes...

"W-wait! This isn't what it looks like!" I exclaimed

"Siesta... do you have whip on you?" Louise asked... and I mentally facepalmed... Louise should have known a whip wouldn't work on me... I checked my inventory for my stun baton...

"Actually I have something better." Said Siesta... and then I noticed my stun baton was missing... I cursed myself, I left it in Louise's drawers didn't I? I looked to see Louise holding a glowing purple baton...

"SHIT!" I yelped and shoved both of them aside, bolting out the infirmary and down the halls, even from that distance I couldn't have possibly have missed Louise's scream.

"YYOOOUUUU DOOOOOOOGGGGG!"

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Well I think the ending was worth it, and I actually finished this chapter in under a week! Go me!

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