Have a drama oneshot! *Throws it into audience, slamming some people to the ground* This particular oneshot was inspired by Fgpinky123's art depicting Benny… Well, I won't ruin the plot for you. :D

Art belongs to Fgpinky123.

The usual gang- Emmet, Lucy, Batman, Metalbeard, Benny, and Unikitty, along with President Business and GCBC, and even the Ghost of Vitruvius- had gone to a lake to hang out. Lucy sunbathed, GCBC, Batman, and Metalbeard seeing who would jump off the highest rock, Benny and Emmet building sand castles, sand spaceships, sand construction vehicles, and sand people, and Unikitty, the Ghost of Vitruvius, and President Business splashing around in the water, laughing. The sun shone cheerfully, and white puffy clouds floated lazily across the blue sky.

They'd decided to take a break after the Duplo Wars, which almost brainburningly came straight after the Kragle War, because apparently one war wasn't enough for our heroes (and non-heroes.)

Around two hours later, they'd all met up at a local burger vendor for lunch.

"I sure do love charred cow." The Ghost of Vitruvius commented.

"Arrr," Metalbeard agreed, "the flesh of the land beast tastes delicious- but nowhere as pleasing as a hefty sea bass with a little lemon."

"Astronaut food beats that. Especially astronaut ice cream. Although this astronaut burger with space pickles is almost a competitor."

"You guys. Cake and cupcakes- especially with sprinkles- easily beat stinky fish and dry ice cream." Unikitty giggled.

"What!?" Benny and Metalbeard yelped at the same time. The others watched with amusement.

"It's not dry. It melts in your mouth like cotton candy- which you love!" Benny exclaimed in mock outrage.

"And it's an acquired smell, lass. Besides, ye can't base a taste on a smell."

Unikitty grinned at Benny before turning to Metalbeard. "Then why won't you eat sherbet icecream?"

Metalbeard spluttered. "Because for one thing-"

Suddenly, ignoring the rushedness of this story, Batman interrupted. "Look, ladies, are we going to stand here arguing about who's prettiest or are we going to have some sort of contest for some reason?"

While Benny and Metalbeard considered not strangling the Dark Knight and Unikitty thought about the legitness of sherbet ice cream, the six others thought for a second and replied with various agreements about the random contest.

"Then it's settled. We will have a contest for who can stay underwater the longest." Batman said as they walked back down to the lake. "Obviously, I'll win, because I'm Batman."

"Hah. The winner of this contest, landlubber, will clearly be me." Metalbeard argued. "I be a pirate, and who could beat a man o' the sea?"

"I bet I could." Benny jumped in. "In astronaut training, we have to hold our breath for long periods of time."

"So does cop training." Bad Cop replied. "But Good doesn't have good vascular capacity, and he's a bit…" He searched for the right word. "Muddled, from his face surgery." Just then, Good Cop switched in, face perfectly restored.

He frowned for a millisecond, then burst out laughing for no apparent reason.

"Why are you laughing, Good?" Emmet grinned. As Good Cop's laughter subsided, he looked properly at everyone as if just realizing they were there.

"I am two people in one body…" He whispered to Emmet with a serious face, before twitching and falling back into semi-maniacal laughter. Bad Cop switched back in, grumbling something like, "Ignore him, please…"

The group laughed as they walked back down the path to the lake.

After a few minutes, they reached the lake and everyone with the exception of the Ghost of Vitruvius and GCBC jumped in.

"He might switch in, not knowing what was happening, and start choking." Bad Cop had explained. The Ghost of Vitruvius explained he was dead, so he'd beat everyone.

So they had all jumped in after taking off scuba gear and air tanks.

A few seconds passed.

A few more.

Then a couple of seconds later, Emmet came up, looked around and groaned at being the first one before coming back up the shore to watch the other contestants.

Six seconds passed, and then Wyldstyle came up, frowning at herself and following Emmet up the grassy sand.

Four seconds flew by and President Business swam to the top, gasping for air. When he regained his breath, he muttered, "I knew I should have taken up the gym's offer for scuba classes."

Ten seconds ticked past and Batman came up, staring in disbelief at the three dark shapes still under the surface of the water.

"How was I beaten? This is not how this was supposed to go!" Batman yelled, trying, unsuccessfully, to punch the water. A fish came up and slapped the back of his head with its' tail.

"HEY!" He roared, spinning around just in time to see Unikitty pop up. "How'd you beat me?" He asked the princess, rubbing the back of his head.

"I trained myself to swim underwater long periods of time. I could go longer, but only if I really really wanted to." Unikitty replied, smiling.

"Hmmph." Batman grunted, and the two opposites swam back to shore together.

Several seconds after they reached the others- including GCBC and the Ghost of Vitruvius, who had climbed up too- on a protruding, flat rock, Metalbeard appeared from the water, and seeing the group on the rock, laughed heartily.

"Arrrr, I told ye landlubbers, no-one beats a man o' the sea!"

"Actually, the space guy's still under." Bad Cop commented. The gazes switched to the glassy, flat surface of lake. No bubble came up, no ripple crossed the water. For a few seconds, everyone was quiet. Then Unikitty asked nervously,

"You think he's okay? It's been about a minute."

"Yeah, he's fine. He said he'd been trained to hold his breath." Batman said, and the group dissolved into conversation, with the occasional individual glance to the water.

Eventually, Unikitty couldn't take it anymore.

"Look." She said, the others turning to her. "He's been under for five minutes. I don't think he's okay." The worry seeped into her voice. "I'm going to go get him. I'm the only one with scuba gear, and we went out deep."

"You can't-" Emmet began, but Bad Cop interrupted him.

"No, she's right. The rest of you just came up, you're tired. Also, Unikitty's gear only fits her. The water's murky, it'll be too hard to see without goggles and too late. As it is, we're busy blathering while he's at the bottom of the lake." He turned to Unikitty, and continued, "Get your gear on, and be quick." To the others he said, "Call an ambulance, just in case."

"Don't you think that's a bit over the top?" President Business asked.

"No." Bad Cop said, then turned to him again. "No sir."

Business nodded and pulled out his phone.

The others watched as Unikitty quickly pulled out her scuba gear and put it on. She checked swiftly to see if everything was on right and then dived into the water.

Submerging, she turned her attached flashlight on, and swam to where she'd seen Benny sink. He had been near a wooden pole, which she saw now. All around, particles floated about lazily through the green water. The top was a diluted green while the bottom was a deep emerald, and all around a variety of jade shades merged perfectly and filled the space.

As Unikitty swam further down around the pole, she saw a dark shape at the bottom, which blurred and then started clarifying into a Lego figure shape. Lines and hard edges formed legs, feet, arms, a filled helmet, and a torso, all colored sky blue. The scratched space logo seemed more roughed up than usual as Unikitty built a cot with straps and a cable and rotor blades for her scuba suit. She strapped Benny in and then whirred the rotor blades, flying her up to fresh air. They emerged quickly enough, and Unikitty saw an ambulance parked in the parking lot, with paramedics running to the group now on the sand and setting down some equipment.

She flew over to them, and set Benny down, where a paramedic checked his pulse and breathing while two others put him on a backboard and placed a c-spine collar, a curved sturdy cloth thing, around his neck. That done, they began CPR.

The original group watched anxiously as Benny lay there.

Two minutes passed, and still Benny's chest did not rise and fall as it was supposed to, only moving with the pumps of the paramedic's hands against his sternum. A tear rolled down Unikitty's cheek and she whimpered. Emmet and Bad Cop both lay their hands on her back, Emmet's rubbing up and down in a soothing motion.

Miraculously, just as they started to lose hope, Benny started to cough. The paramedics quickly rolled Benny over to his side, and he started coughing up water. The group watched as Benny's eyes fluttered open, and looked weakly at his friends in front of him.

"Benny?" Lucy asked, crouching down, worry written on her face.

The astronaut peered at her and blinked.

"Did I win?" He asked weakly. The group cheered, and Lucy smirked and replied,

"Yeah, Spaceman, you won."

"But you won't do that again." One paramedic, a woman with a blonde ponytail, interrupted sternly. "You could have drowned. Be careful about staying underwater too long."

"Yes ma'am." Benny replied meekly from his position on the sand.

"Good. Let's roll, boys." She told the other paramedics, and began to walk off when she turned back, and said to Bad Cop,

"I left your coffee on the desk. See you later, sweetie." She turned and left.

When the ambulance had driven off out of sight, Benny, still on the sand, spoke up innocently. "Your girlfriend's nice, Bad Cop."

"She's not my- ugh. Never mind…" He growled.

The End! Well, that was satisfying. It took me a week to type this one. :D Now I promise I'll do the requests people sent in!