{} is for Lucy's magic and [] for Sting's magic.
Lucy was looking around curious , and didn't notice that the fight has started. Sting took the opportunity.
[Light Dragon sacred FIST] Lucy went flying , and almost fell out of the arena.
" That's cheating!" said Lucy getting up.
" Every thing is fair in war crazy bitch!"
Lucy got up slowly with dark aura surrounding her.
" Call me crazy, ooonnne more time!"
" crazy, crazy, crazy...oh and CRAZY". said Sting sarcastically.
{Transformation The lion king LEO} Lucy was starting to glow, Laxus was smirking and everybody was like what the hell is happening?! After the light faded Lucy was wearing a " really " small brown swimsuit top and bottom with pin high heels, she had lion ears and tail with long hair.
Everybody, I do mean everybody had a nosebleed." I really am surrounded with perverts." said Lucy faceplalming herself. When Sting came back to his senses he continued to attack. [ Light Dragon Tail Whipe] Lucy managed to doge it. { REGULUS Blast } it directly hit Sting. " Damn it Blondie". Lucy was walking towards her opponent to finish it, when hot air went rising from her ground towards the centre of ..
"My But ! Its Hottt !"
"What the hell was that ?" Asked Lyon.
" oh, that, said the coach, it's an active wind volcano, that with a little blast could send you flying"
" yeah ri-" Lucy was interrupted by a volcano who sent her flying and made her end up on top of Laxus.
" Damn it Blondie , you are heavier then you look like"
" LLLAAAAAAXXXXXUUUUUSSS"
_Meanwhile in Edolas_
Laxus and Lucy where sitting under a tree while reading a book.
" Lucy did you say my name?" said Laxus
" no Laxus , I didn't"
Laxus kissed Lucy's forehead and continued to read.
_Back to the real Lucy and Laxus_
" Idiot, asshole, moron, pervert , Sparky, lightning ass, Blondie!" Lucy was in raged.
" Are you finished now?" said Laxus who was forced to take to the infirmary.
" NO! You do not simply joke about a girls weight! That's why you don't get dates!"
" For your information, I dated a Lot of girls!"
" Like who?"
"Like..." Suddenly something blue surrounded with light was flying in the air towards the dorm. Lucy and Laxus where staring at each other
" What the hell was that?!"
" PLUUE"
" Plue?"
" It's the pet that I created with my zodiac magic!...We have to catch him!"
"We?!"
" Yes!" Laxus again was forced to give Lucy a piggy bag.
" Faster horsy! Faster!"
" Don't call me Horsy!"
" Shut up and run!"
When they arrived to the dorm Sting was holding Plue upside down and shaking him. Lucy snatched away from him.
" Dammit Blondie I just wanted to practice !"
"One does not simply practice on someone elses pet! Right Plue?"
" Plue, Plue" said the blue pet in agreement.
" Anyways I won" said Sting.
" no YOU DIDN'T YOU COCKY BITCH" said Lucy and Laxus in union.
" Horsy ! take me and Plue back to the infirmary!"
" I said don't call me horsy!"
" Shut up and walk"
_Time skip at night in the dorms_
Everyone were in their beds but they weren't asleep. Lyon was having a staring contest with Rogue. Jura was practicing. Laxus was listening to music , Sting was trying to stop Ichiya from sniffing his clothes (again), and Hibiki was flirting with Lucy who was playing with Plue.
" Hibikii...i'm..." said Lucy with a puppy dog face.
" Yes my Princess"
Then the cute face disappeared , and the evil face appeared.
" Getting real tiered of your shit.( cute face reappeared)So can you take care of Plue for me?"
" Of course my Lady" Hibiki walked away with sparkle surrounding him and holding Plue like a baby. While Lucy was laughing evilly Laxus looked at her and said:
"You really are a witch."
" Aawww! that is the nicest thing someone has ever said to me!"
" why did you two come here?" they both turned to see Rogue.
" Well..said Lucy... We were forced to come here. I could of been now with my friends on a mission but because of this pig i'm here" she said pointing at Laxus.
" Who's the pig?! I wasn't the one trying to kill Natsu?!"
" and I wasn't the one interfering with someone else's plan !"
" Enough!"
Everyone turned to see their coach.
" tomorrow we are having a cake sale"
" A cake sale? what are we ten?!" said Sting
"that will help you improve your team work, and the team who sells the most cakes will get to spend the weekend at a five star hotel, while the losers will go through hell"
Everybody sweatdropped at the sentence ' go through hell '
" Their will be three teams :
first team: Gray like stripper, Baldy, Emotionless dude
second team:Pervert, Perfume pervert, The blue Thingy
third team:Blondie son of a bitch ,cocky Blondie, Blondie.
and Yes the blue pet is a member of the team"
Then the coach walked away. The three Blondes were staring at each other for a while and then
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