I don't think I need to put a disclaimer here... Right?
Chapter Two: Last Night I Had a Dream
(Sasuke)
"Gaara! Where are the damn tomatoes!" I yelled slamming my hand on the counter and storming from the kitchen area of my loft to the area guarded from the world by bookcases and a very long blackout curtain
"I tried to make organic paint for my new series of paintings… apparently no matter what you do tomato paste won't work as paint" Gaara sighed glaring at the easel that was soaked with a pale red tinted liquid
"Control… Do not kill him" I grumbled running my fingers through my hair as I stormed across the loft and out the door walking right into a red haired girl or at least I thought it was a girl at first. He or she was wearing a lacey bra but there was also an evident bulge in his or her tight boxer briefs.
"Sorry about that I was just going to get the mail" he or she hummed pointing towards the stairwell. Not caring about amount of clothing in public definitely added points to being a male but the voice was more effeminate than masculine
"I'm Sasuke Uchiha… You just moved in with Kiba and Shikamaru huh?" I asked as we walked down the stairs and into the mail room
"Naruto… Or Ginger. And yeah I moved out of my grandparent's penthouse last night" he responded, Naruto was definitely a boy's name but he was still a total mystery to me
"If Gaara orders anymore paint we'd have a mountain in the middle of our loft" I grumbled pulling a box out of my mailbox
"I feel the same way about Kiba and Shikamaru's toys, I found one in my pillow, on the couch and in the shower" he muttered pulling a large box and mail out of Kiba and Shikamaru's mailbox
"I could hear them last night I can only imagine how bad it was in there" I responded as we went back up stairs
"It was horrible… well I'll see you later Sasuke" Naruto hummed running his hand down my arm and grinning before entering Kiba and Shikamaru's apartment
"My paints! Thank the Goddess!" Gaara yelled snatching the box from my hands
"Yeah you're welcome" I muttered sitting on the couch and staring at the ceiling
"What's wrong you seem distracted?" Gaara hummed pulling his easel into the living room and prepping his paints
"Kiba and Shikamaru have a new roommate, his name's Naruto but he has a girl's body, boobs and everything" I responded looking at the loft door
"Trans or femme?" Gaara asked moving his brush through the paints
"Neither… He's definitely male, he has the bits and he acts like a guy but he's a c-cup" I responded watching as Gaara painted, I couldn't see it but he seemed immersed in his work
"You seem pretty interested and here I thought I had an asexual roommate, there goes the last sex life that isn't projected throughout the entire building" he laughed switching his brush from his right hand to his left, the Divine Switch as anyone who's seen him paint calls it, he only uses his left hand when his muses take him. When he paints with his left hand everything around him disappears, it's just him and his art.
"There's still one sex life, other than my own, that isn't being projected. How's the crush on Kiba going?" I asked earning a glare as he switched his brush back to his right hand
"Whether or not I am involved with Inuzuka or even if I have feelings for him is none of your concern" Gaara stated continuing to glare at me, his eye's weren't even on his easel and yet his hand still moved with precision
"Defensive, you're hiding something" I hummed watching his every move, he may be stoic and monotonous but Gaara's body expression was exaggerated, his weakness
"I hate when you read me, you know that. Fine I'm hiding something but I'm not telling you anything" he responded putting down his paint brush and motioning for me to look
"Stunning" I whispered taking in each intricate detail, I don't know how he did this in less than an hour. It had to halves, the left was a night scene with a crescent moon under it a Tanuki watched a deer and a white dog sitting together while a raven with red tipped feathers circled an orange nine-tailed kitsune. The right was a day scene and the Tanuki and the white dog were sitting together near the kitsune who was with the raven, in the distance the deer was standing with a large blue butterfly
"Last night I had a dream, this is it but I don't know what it means… all I know is that something is going to change soon" he responded dropping his paints on the coffee table and falling onto the couch
So if you haven't noticed the titles are all lines from Rent and Naruto is a male Mimi, I love Rent :P