Edd could hear Kevin's soft singing under the tone of the ridiculously loud stereo. Edd wasn't too sure of the song, he just knew it was popular and he heard it often at the school. It seemed different, but fine, until…

"Walk into the club like whad'up I got a big cock!"

Kevin watched as Edd's head shot distinctively to the radio.

"Language!"

Kevin could hold back the laugh that burst from him.

"You know Edd, people do use profanity in songs" he said with a chuckle.

"Profanity I understand, but such a vulgar sexual remark? Who would just come out and say such a thing?! I don't understand profane words. They hold no meaning whatsoever besides hateful remarks and sex."

Edd knew he was basically lecturing Kevin. He always cussed, it was a bad habit of Kevin's.

Kevin let out another chuckle. Edd looked at him confused on what could be so funny. Kevin understood and decided to enlighten the dork on the ironic situation he was presented with.

"I can't seem to forget this one time, oh maybe…last night. Some dork I know, maybe you know him too…"

Kevin looked at Edd's already confused face. He obviously didn't remember everything he had said the night before.

"…anyway, this dork was upset, and I…talked with him. During this…talk, the words 'fucking,' and 'shit,' happened to come from his dragon breath mouth."

Kevin watched as Edd's face turned an alarming shade of red, almost red enough to be considered unnatural at that point.

Edd looked down, in shock of the words he said. Of course he had cursed in the privacy of his own home, and even in front of Eddy, but not such demeaning ones. He had said 'hell' or 'damn,' but never… Edd couldn't even bring himself to think the words.

Kevin watched the panic wash over Edd. He felt slightly bad for telling him, but he thought it was cool to see him…act normal for once.

"You know Dork, cussing isn't that bad… I mean not when you're with friends. Teens do all the time, and so do adults. It's fine to let loose. Speaking of which, I'm surprised that you agreed to hang out with me today. No plans with Asshole and… uh Ed?"

Edd shot Kevin a disapproving look pertaining to the 'asshole' comment, but chuckled at the fact that he didn't give Ed a rude nickname. He was glad Kevin saw him how he did, just as Ed.

"To answer your question, no I didn't have any plans with them. Ed is helping Sarah clean the house for their parents, and Eddy… well Eddy is being idiotic."

Edd was ashamed of what his friend was currently doing. Edd knew he had been selling marijuana for the past 6 months, and it bothered him. He could get into a lot of trouble, but Eddy didn't care. He wanted money and girls, just like his big brother.

Kevin knew exactly what Edd was talking about. He had seen Eddy dealing, and some of his friends bought through Eddy as well. Speaking of smoking, he hadn't had one all day! Kevin reached into his jeans pocket, pulling out his cigarettes, then rummaged through his center console looking for his favorite lime green lighter. Edd watched the horror unfold in front of him. Obviously Edd didn't have much room to talk, since he was smoking pot the night before, but cigarettes were far worse. They actually caused cancer, at least weed helped cancer!

"Kevin, smok-"

"Yes Double-D, I am well aware of how unhealthy smoking is. Please don't lecture me, it won't do anything but irritate me."

Kevin lit his cigarette and rolled down his window, turning his AC off. Edd just decided to look outside his window, he seemed to upset Kevin. Kevin noticed how uncomfortable Edd looked next to him. He couldn't blame him though. He was sort of a dick to him all the time growing up. Plus, he just had a seriously bad girlfriend experience… speaking of which…

"So, have you talked to your girlfriend yet? What's her name…? Cynthia…Sarah… shit. I can't remember her name."

"Scarlette, her name is Scarlette, and no, I haven't talked to her. She's been texting me all morning, but I just don't want to talk to her. I don't know how we're going to make it through this."

"Whoa! You're going to stay with her?! Are you nuts? She cheated on you dude. Why go back to her? She obviously doesn't really care that much for you."

The words stung Edd. He knew she didn't mean to hurt him. Maybe she just couldn't help herself. Obviously Edd wasn't filling her… desires fully.

"I planned on staying with her because it's partly my fault. She apparently had…needs I wasn't satisfying."

"Are you saying you guys didn't fool around?! At all!?"

"No that's not what I'm saying..."

Edd was extremely embarrassed now, but he might as well get it off his chest.

"We fooled around, mostly her…well you know, but some of the things she wanted, I just wasn't up for. I couldn't bring myself to do it out of either disgust, or the fact that it creeped me out immensely."

Kevin was shocked at how open the dork was being, and the fact that he had done some dirty deeds, he was interested.

""If you don't mind me asking, what kind of things?" Kevin asked, trying to hide the small chuckle. He figured it would be sex, or letting her give him head, or oral in general.

Edd wasn't sure he wanted to answer, but he felt that embarrassment wasn't too big of a problem at this point.

"Well, for instance, she wanted drink one another's blood… and then there was some serious bondage, like she bought a gag ball, and chains. I'm not going to lie, I was afraid for my life. She was extremely upset when I told her I refused to let her drink my blood, nor will I hers, and the gag ball and chains were out of the question."

Edd looked over at Kevin. His face was drained of all color. He obviously wasn't expecting what Edd had said. Double-D felt like maybe he said too much, and crossed that invisible line until Kevin finally spoke.

"I was expecting… oral sex to be the problem, but wow. She is freaky as FUCK. I would run for the hills dude, oh my god. That creeps me out, and I'm pretty experimentive when it comes to horseplay."

Edd was overwhelmed by Kevin's response, which was as well as his, containing too much information.

"We're here!"

Kevin's random outburst scared the hell out of Edd, no not startled, it scared the shit out of him. A high pitch squeal erupted from Double-D as he shot himself into the corner of the car, with one arm soccer mom style slung over Kevin's chest. He sat there panting.

That, scared the fuck out of Kevin, who in return grabbed Double-D screaming his head off. Luckily, no cars followed them, because Kevin slammed on his breaks, figuring Edd saw something in the road.

Edd looked down at the redhead latched to his side, eyes squeezed closed. He couldn't hold it in, there was no way. Edd's laughter filled the car as he watched Kevin tremble. Seeing Kevin subdued so easily, had to have been one of the best things Edd had ever seen.

Kevin opened his eyes to look up and see a giant gap toothed grin laughing maniacally. He let go of Edd and grabbed his steering wheel. His face was so red, he thought Edd could feel the heat radiating from it.

"What's so funny dork?!"

Edd tried to stop laughing by biting his lip, making slight snorting sounds from trying to keep the sound in. He couldn't answer Kevin, he would just begin to laugh again. He put the most serious look he could manage on his face, and said,

"I was merely taken aback by your…r-reaction. I apologize Kev-"

The laughing erupted once more from Edd, he was now crying and wiping his face of the friendly tears that ran down it.

Kevin ignored Edd and began to pull into the parking lot of the lake. There seemed to be a lot of people there today. He hoped he wouldn't run into anyone he knew from school, he would get major shit for hanging out with the dork.

He decided on a spot, and quickly jumped out of his car, popping his trunk on the way out. He walked to the back and began grabbing both his and Edd's bags. Edd quickly followed him and took his bag from Kevin.

The lake was nice. There wasn't too many screaming kids running around. There happened to be a lot of people around their age, and luckily, none with familiar faces. Kevin led Edd over to the restroom so they could change into their trunks.

Kevin was finished changing first, probably because he threw his clothes in his bag, while Edd folded his. His trunks were lime green, and no shocker there, that was his favorite color. They sat low, revealing the V-shape that graced his hips, and the toned torso above it. Kevin stood there waiting for Edd. When he finally came out, Kevin was shocked.

For one, the kid was actually shirtless, which never happened, and he had actual boy swimming trunks; plain black with a white tie. Not only that, but the kids body, was seriously hidden by his normal nerd attire. He had an extrememly fit body for a geek. No, he didn't have the deep V like Kevin, but abs were defiantly present. He was still slim, but for his body size, he looked good.

'Good?'

Edd caught Kevin's stare. He wasn't sure why he was staring at him, but he was feeling embarrassed. He defiantly didn't have Kevin's body.

"So you ready dweeb?" Kevin finally asked, relieving himself from his trance.

"Most defiantly Kevin!" Edd gave him the biggest smile he could conjure, revealing his pearly whites and the gap that separated them.

The smile made Kevin's heart sink instantly. There was something about this kid, that made Kevin feel comfortable, but at the same time, on his toes and nervous. He kind of liked the feeling. It made him feel human, and normal; something he hadn't felt in an extremely long time due to his sport and popularity status at school. He liked the dork, he was cool.

"Alright then Double-Dork, let's go take a dip!"

The redhead slung his arm over Edd's shoulder, causing both teens to blush slightly.

'This would defiantly be different,' they both thought simultaneously.