I do not own Lord of the Rings, any of the characters, Fun Fun Fun or the Very Secret Diaries... They are owned respectively by John R.R. Tolkien, the Beach Boys, and a wonderful young lady (I believe).
Please note that these lyrics refer to ideas brought into being in the Very Secret Diaries. eg. Gandalf's Pointy Hat Trick and Pervy Hobbit Fanciers.
Well he's got Longbottom Leaf
And he seems to think that he's so cool now
Doesn't need to hang with me
Not with all the newfound friends that he has now
And so he leapt from the top of Orthanc
And he said we are through now
And he will run run run
To his pervy hobbit-fancyin' friends
(Run run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin' friends)
Well he got this new hat
'Cause it lets him try this brand new trick now
(His pointy hat trick now his pointy hat trick)
And he's got a new horse that he conned from Rohan's king somehow
(With the pointy hat trick now, with the pointy hat trick)
A lotta Wraiths try to catch him
But he leads them on a merry old chase now
(He rides like an ace now he rides like an ace)
And he will run run run
To his pervy hobbit-fancyin' friends
(Run run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin' friends)
Well he took my bottled bleach
And he's all clad in sparkly white now
(After labour day too now, after labour day too)
And since he took away my staff
He's been thinking that he's the boss now
(You're in for a shock, man, you're in for a shock)
But he can't take away my keys
'Cause I've got a lot of plots to stew now
(You just wait and see, man, you just wait and see)
And he will run run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin' friends
(Run run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin' friends)
And he will run run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin' friends
(Run run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin' friends)
(Run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin' friends)
(Run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin' friends)
(Run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin' friends)
(Run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin' friends)
(Run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin' friends)
(Run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin' friends)