Author's Notes
Heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooo People! CrimsonKyuubiSage here! The first chapter did pretty well, so I'm back with a second chapter!
The side pairings I've decided on so far are as follows: Iruka x Kyoko, and Takashi x Rei x Saya. As for Naruto's harem, I plan to keep it a small manageable harem, about 3-5 women. So here is the NaruHarem members list so far:
Hinata
Shizuka
Rika
Possible NaruHarem candidates/Naruto's Friends-With-Benefits:
Yuuki Miku
Yugao Uzuki
Misuzu Ichijou
Toshimi Niki
Saeko Busujima (I'm debating whether I should have her part of Naruto's or Takashi's Harem)
And Now, Onto Reviewing Your Reviews:
waytodawn0- I've thought on it (For about, like, five seconds), and I've strengthened my resolve for making this a NaruHarem fanfic.
enjox27- I know, G-Man Naruto is new to me too. I've always pictured Naruto as more of the 'rebel' type, you know?
gtrain20- Akatsuki? Orochimaru? Who do you think I am? Those two groups aren't going to be thrown into the plot. Will some of the people in association with these two terms appear in the story? Fuck yeah. Sexy Konan-chan FTW!
And Now, I Give You Chapter Two Of DLOTD! Enjoy! Read and Review!
Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Naruto or Highschool Of The Dead!
"Run!" -Regular Speech
'These Zeds are everywhere!' -Regular Thought/Sarcastic Remark
-New York City, 12:34 P.M.- -Time and Setting
"Grrrrr." -Demonic Speech/Zombie Speech
'These readers don't know I can break the fourth wall.' -Demonic Thought/Zombie Thought
"Back in my day..." -Flashback/Dream/Other Text
(Run Boy Run by Woodkid) -Song Insert
Chapter -Chapter Start/End
"On the day when everything ended... I killed my best friend. And for the first time, I embraced the girl I loved.
I... I did a lot of things I regretted back then, back in the days when the virus had the entire fucking world running around like a bunch of headless chickens. Yet, if I could turn back time, I would do it all over again. Selfish, I know, but the harsh truth about it is... I wouldn't be the man I am today if things didn't happen the way they did. If it hadn't been for the apocalypse, I wouldn't have the loves of my life. I might not have had Rei-chan's, Saeko-chan's, and Saya-chan's love. I might not have been reunited with my brother...
What I guess what I'm trying to say, is that the virus brought out the best and worst in people, myself included. But hey, if there's one thing I can teach ya about then, it's that you gotta do what you gotta do to survive."
Takashi, Leader of the Tokonosu City Survivors
Chapter Start
-With Naruto, Hinata, Hayate, Yugao, Takashi, and Rei-
"Why... Why..." Rei muttered.
"It had to be done. You along with everyone else here could have been eaten if he hadn't." Naruto said.
"I didn't want you to save me." Rei said. "I didn't want to see him like this! I would've rather gotten bitten by Hisashi and become one of them than live like this!"
"I don't think Hisashi would have wanted that." Takashi stated.
"Oh? What the hell do you know about him, Takashi?" Rei questioned, coming to her own delusional conclusion. "I see, that's right, isn't it. You must've really hated him because he was going out with me!"
"..." Takashi said nothing, narrowing his eyes before walking away from Hisashi's body, which he had covered the head of with a blood-stained white cloth.
"Wait, where are you going?" Rei asked.
"You don't want me around you, right? I'll go down a beat them." Takashi replied, walking over to the makeshift barricade they had made.
"What are you saying?! There's no way you can do that by yourself!" Rei yelled. Takashi ignored her, untying part of the barricade. "Hey... Takashi..." she called out, tears forming in her eyes as Takashi climbed on top of the barricade. "Don't! Stop it!" Rei exclaimed, hugging Takashi's arm as tears flowed freely from her eyes. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean what I said! I really didn't! Please! Please stay here with me!" Takashi's eyes softened before he climbed down from the barricade, embracing Rei in a hug as she cried on his shoulder, a few tears of his own falling from his eyes.
Naruto nudged Hinata, Yugao, and Hayate, motioning for them to give the two students some privacy, leading the other three adults around the corner.
"Now... I do believe that I owe you two some answers." Naruto stated.
"I thought you said that it was 'highly classified'." Hayate retorted, putting air quotes on 'highly classified'.
"This is off the record." Naruto said. "Let's start with formalities. My name is Naruto Namikaze, also known by the codename Agent Fox."
"Alright, Naruto. What the FUCK is going on?!" Hayate asked, motioning to everything around him.
"We don't know. That's why we're out here. I've been assigned to assist Hinata-chan in identifying the virus and producing a cure or a vaccine." Naruto replied. "Does that answer all of your questions?"
"Ahh... Uhh..." Hayate muttered, racking his brain for any other questions he had.
"Right, whatever." Naruto said, pulling out his satellite phone and dialing in a specific number.
"Agent Fox, report." John said over the phone.
"We've had a rough landing, but we made it in just in time before the infection hit the city." Naruto replied.
"Who's he talking to?" Hayate questioned.
"What is your exact location at the moment?" John asked over the phone.
"We're currently on top of Fujimi Academy." Naruto stated.
"Okay, good. Your first target is a nearby resident and teacher of Fujimi Academy." John stated over the phone. "He's the son of a corrupt politician and part of the reason the Japanese government has sanctioned most of the hits on your targets. You take him out, and we get someone else to take out his father, that was the deal."
"Anything specific?" Naruto questioned.
"Yellow eyes, black hair, thin and fragile build. The man's name is Koichi Shido." John replied. "Good luck."
"Copy that, Agent Fox out." Naruto said before hanging up the phone.
"Who were you just talking to?" Yugao asked.
"John Owen Brennan, current Director of the CIA." Naruto replied.
"What'd he call for?" Hayate asked.
"Status update." Naruto half-lied, pulling out his Glock 21 and unloading its magazine. His eyes narrowed as he did a bullet count. "Seven shots fired... Six left..." Naruto mumbled. 'I need to conserve ammunition.' he thought before he holstered his gun and turned to Hinata, Yugao, and Hayate. "Let's get the students and get moving."
"Right." Hinata, Yugao, and Hayate replied simultaneously.
-With Saya and Kohta-
"Move it or I'll beat the crap outta ya!" a random student yelled as one of 'Them' rushed him.
"No! GO AWAY!" another student exclaimed, running away from the undead screaming alongside other students.
'Humans eating other humans?' Saya mentally questioned. 'What a sick joke.'
"This isn't happening. There's no way this is happening... Right, Mom? Right?" another student said in his delusional as one of 'Them' approached him. He screamed when the creature came onto him and devoured him.
"Where are we going, Takagi-san?" Kohta asked.
"What, did you have something else to do?" Saya questioned.
"Well, I was thinking of going to the staff room-" Kohta stated.
"That's stupid. What the hell do you expect our teachers to do?" Saya retorted.
"But Takagi-san... In this... In this situation..." Kohta said.
"I have a question." Saya said.
"W-What is it?" Kohta asked.
"Do you wanna die? Or do you wanna live?" Saya asked.
"Uhm, well..." Kohta mumbled before he heard a clanging sound.
"See, there's some people standing outside the office who had the same idea as you." Saya stated, watching as the students who tried to get in the staff room were assaulted by 'Them'. "I wanna live! Understand?" she demanded, getting a quick nod from a panicked Kohta. "Move it, fatass!" Saya said, running off with Kohta following shortly behind him.
"Okay..." Kohta replied.
-With Naruto, Hinata, Hayate, Yugao, Takashi, and Rei-
Naruto, Hinata, Hayate, and Yugao approached the two students, who had now sat down on the floor to recover from the initial shock of killing Hisashi.
"It's time to move out..." Naruto said gently, snapping the two teens back into reality.
"Right..." Takashi mumbled before getting up and looking at Naruto. "I still don't even know your name."
"It's common courtesy to introduce oneself first, is it not?" Naruto questioned.
"Takashi... Takashi Komuro." Takashi replied, causing Naruto's eyes to widen.
Mini-Flashback Start
"Nii-san! Nii-san!" a young boy exclaimed.
"Ne, what is it, Takashi?" a young Naruto asked.
Mini-Flashback End
"Is... Is there something wrong?" Takashi asked, noticing Naruto spacing out before shaking out of his stupor.
"No, no. It's just... I had a younger brother by the name of..." Naruto stated, shaking his head. "It's probably nothing, let's just get going."
"Takashi-kun, can I see your phone? I wanna try calling my Tou-san." Rei said.
"I know he's a cop, but how are you gonna contact him when even the police emergency line is busy?" Takashi questioned, handing Rei his phone.
"He gave me a private number that I'm not supposed to normally use." Rei stated. "I got through! Tou-san?"
"Hello?" Tadashi Miyamoto said through the phone. "This phone number... Takashi-san's?"
"Tou-san? Listen, Tou-san, we're at school right now-" Rei started.
"Hello? Is this Takashi-san? Rei must've given you this number. Is she okay?" Tadashi asked, his voice being covered by static sounds. "My connection..."
"Tou-san?! Can't you hear my voice?!" Rei exclaimed.
"Listen, this whole city is in a state of panic." Tadashi stated.
"Tou-san? Tou-san!" Rei called out.
"You need to-" Tadashi started, only for the sound of a gunshot to cut him off. "Listen! This whole city is in a state of panic! You need to get out ASAP-" Whatever he was about to say was cut off when the connection was lost.
"Out of range? But I just got through! Why?!" Rei exclaimed.
"Rei!" Takashi said.
"Takashi... Tou-san didn't even know it was me..." Rei said as she cried.
"Naruto-kun, what about your phone?" Hinata suggested.
"Unless you know where to find a freaking Iridium 9575 Extreme Complete Kit, then I wouldn't if I were you." Naruto said. "I can't charge this phone without that kind of charger, so conserving the battery power is my number one priority."
"Please!" Rei asked, all eyes turning to Naruto expectantly.
"... *Sigh* Fine." Naruto conceded, handing Rei his satellite phone. "Keep it short."
"Thank you." Rei said gratefully, dialing in her father's number.
"Hello? Agent Fox? Is that you?" Tadashi said over the phone.
"Tou-san!" Rei exclaimed.
"Rei! But then that means Agent Fox is with you!" Tadashi stated.
"Yeah, he let me borrow his phone." Rei stated.
"Where are you right now?" Tadashi asked.
"We're at school. Tou-san, what's going on? Are you alright?" Rei asked.
"I'm fine, the station was hit pretty hard, and we've nearly lost at least half the police force, but we're holding out." Tadashi replied. "Listen, I need you to put Agent Fox on, quickly!"
"Okay... Here, Tou-san says he needs to speak to you." Rei said, handing the phone over to Naruto.
"Right, this is Agent Fox speaking." Naruto said.
"Fox?! Thank Kami it's you!" Tadashi exclaimed. "Now... What the FUCK IS GOING ON?!" he practically yelled into the phone.
"We're trying to figure that out." Naruto replied.
"Wait - more importantly, what are you doing with my daughter?" Tadashi asked.
"Did you see that KC-390 that flew over the city a day ago?" Naruto questioned.
"Oh please tell me that wasn't you." Tadashi groaned.
"It wasn't. It was me, Doctor Hinata Hyuuga, Senior Airman Hayate Gekko, and First Class Airman Yugao Uzuki." Naruto corrected.
"*Sigh* Why am I not surprised..." Tadashi said.
"Look, I'm trying to conserve battery power. What's your location?" Naruto asked.
"I'm at the East Police Station! Why?" Tadashi asked.
"Look, I need you to try and locate a CDC or WHO building. Something that can be used to analyze a tissue sample." Naruto said.
"I can try, but it'll take some time. An hour or two should be enough." Tadashi stated.
"Alright, I'll call you back in two hours." Naruto said.
"And Fox..." Tadashi said. "Keep my daughter safe."
"Don't worry, Tadashi. There's a target painted on the snake's back." Naruto stated before handing up the phone.
"What did my Tou-san say? And what do you mean by the target on the snake's back?" Rei asked.
"He's at the East Police Station currently. And just ignore that last part. All you need to know is that you don't need to get involved in it." Naruto replied as he pulled his HK416 from his side and flicked off the safety. "Let's go."
"Hold on." Rei said. "I have an idea. Takashi, can you get the hose?"
"Hai!" Takashi said, grabbing the hose from the wall. "Ready?"
"Ready!" Rei exclaimed.
"Stand clear! Rei, turn it on!" Takashi yelled, the fire hose springing to life as a high-pressure jet of water shot forth. The beam was too powerful and Takashi soon lost control over its aim. "Aw, crap!"
-With Saya and Kohta-
"T-Takagi-san, do you happen to have your cell phone on you? It's against the rules, but-" Kohta said.
"I'm an honors student! Who would I even call if I had mine?" Saya questioned.
"Uh, well, there's always the police..." Kohta stated.
"You really are stupid. Just look at how bad this uproar has gotten. Don't you think someone's tried to call the cops already? We haven't heard a siren yet, have we?" Saya stated. "Do you get it now?"
"Is the whole city in an uproar?" Kohta asked.
"Most likely." Saya replied. "The police have probably been dispatched already. But just look at this place..."
"Should we call, like... the SDF?" Kohta questioned.
"I wouldn't count on them either." Saya said.
"I know that without orders from the government, they can't be dispatched for defense or public security, but-" Kohta stated.
"I'm not talking about that!" Saya exclaimed.
"Then what are you-" Kohta said, accidentally bumping into Saya.
"They're in the same situation as the police. Let's say that people all over Japan are eating each other. What do you think is going on?" Saya questioned. "Listen, there's one-hundred-thirty-million people in Japan. Of that one-hundred-thirty-million, how many do you think are with the SDF? Furthermore, who's to say that this hasn't affected the SDF?" Before their conversation could continue, one of the creatures slowly limped down the stairs. "Let's get out of here."
"H-Hai!" Kohta exclaimed.
'*Sigh*, I'm stuck with fatass here since Komuro ran off. What a drag.' Saya thought as they ran along.
-Nurse's Office-
"O-Okada..." a student mumbled, the deceased body of what was once his friend rising up from the bed it was on. "Okada?" the student called out, accidentally dropping the broom he was holding. The boy freaked out for a moment before grabbing the four-leg IV pole next to him. "Crap!" he yelled, repeatedly stabbing the sharp part on the bottom into the undead body, all the while screaming 'Sorry!' as he did so.
"Hmm... Whatever shall I do?" the blond buxom ditzy women questioned, grabbing various medical supplies from the cabinets. This blond ditz of a bombshell woman was Shizuka Marikawa, the Fujimi Academy nurse. "I can't get a hold of the police or the fire department. I could treat people, but they're screwed once they get bitten, and they coem back to life after they die. I feel like I'm in one of those movies that weirdos like."
"Is it really that amazing?" the student questioned. "Let's go, Shizuka-sensei!"
"Hold on a sec. I should take whatever I can carry." Shizuka said.
"Please hurry!" the student said, but froze up when the sound of glass breaking was heard behind him. Suddenly, seven of 'Them' had descended upon the two. "Shizuka-sensei!" the student exclaimed, only to be bitten by one of 'Them'. "Shizuka-sensei! Run away! Quickly!"
"Uhhhh... What'd you say your name was again?" Shizuka asked.
"Huh?" the student questioned, only to be pushed down by the small horde of 'Them'.
"H-Hey now..." Shizuka said as three of 'Them' cornered her. Before they could do anything though, the sound of glass breaking three times caught the blond nurse's ears. Not a second later, the three undead creatures dropped dead with bullet holes in each of their heads. Shizuka looked out the window, her eyes widening when she saw two very familiar people on the rooftop...
Before she could react, another student appeared with a wooden boken in her hands. She had long, straight and shiny purple hair along with a triangular fringe at the front that barely touched the ridge of her nose, and she also had blue eyes and sizable breasts that were high C low D cup breasts. She was quite tall, standing at 5'9" and wearing a variant of the female school's uniform, with her skirt going to past her knees. The girl made quick work of the remaining undead, using her boken with such precision and with enough force that her strikes slammed into 'Them', killing the creatures.
"I am Saeko Busujima, captain of the Kendo Club. Tell me, second year, what is your name?" the girl, now identified as Saeko Busujima, asked, kneeling down to the dying student.
"Kazu... Ishii..." the student muttered, coughing violently as he did so.
"You fought bravely to protect Marikawa-san, Ishii. Your courage is nothing short of praiseworthy." Saeko stated. "Do you know what happens to your once you have been bitten? Do you wish for your parents or friends to witness you like that? If you do not, then I shall end your life for you here and now. Though, it would be my first time killing another."
"P-Please..." Ishii asked.
"W-Wait a sec, what-" Shizuka started.
"I recognize that you are the school nurse, but I request that you do not interfere." Saeko said. "One of our duties as women is to protect a man's pride." A smile appeared on Ishii's face as he closed his eyes in acceptance of his fate, and with one swift movement, his blood splattered against the window. Shizuka stood there in shock at seeing a human being killed in front of her, but was quickly broken from her stupor when more of 'Them' burst through the door. Unbeknownst to Shizuka, a sadistic smile appeared on Saeko's face as she prepared her boken to strike down the undead.
-With Saya and Kohta-
"What do we do now that we're here, Takagi-san?" Kohta asked, the duo having made their way to the workshop classroom. "Some of it does look useful, but-"
"Shut up, you fat nerd. Lock the door so they don't come in here!" Saya ordered, Kohta quickly complying.
"I-It's locked!" Kohta said, looking over to find Saya had laid a bunch of tools on the table. "Are we going to use these as weapons?"
"You're one of those so-called military nerds or gun freaks, aren't you?" Saya questioned. "Haven't you seen an action movie with one of these?"
"A nail gun? It's gas powered!" Kohta exclaimed.
"Well duh!" Saya said. "You wouldn't be able to carry it if it had a compressor like in the movies, would you? Jeez, so stupid."
"Do you like movies?" Kohta asked.
"Don't be so stupid! I'm an all-knowing genius!" Saya exclaimed, only for her attention to be diverted to the door, which three of 'Them' were banging on.
"We have an extra gas canister and extra nails here. Nothing to worry about." Kohta said.
"How could you not be worried? They're coming!" Saya said, pointing to the door that the undead were banging on. "They're coming from the hallway!"
"I'd say it weighs nine pounds. On par with an older assault rifle." Kohta mumbled. "But my stance will be messed up. It needs a sight."
"Hey, are you ignoring me?!" Saya exclaimed as Kohta got a glint in his eyes, grabbing various materials and adding a sight and a stock to the nail gun. "Hirano?" Saya questioned, becoming more nervous as the undead slammed against the door, eventually breaking said door down. "No!" she screamed as a horde of 'Them' approached her. The creatures quickly dropped down dead when Kohta shot nails into them.
"Gotcha!" Kohta exclaimed.
"Hirano?" Saya said.
"Could you put the drill and nails over there in a bag?" Kohta asked.
"Excuse me?! Who gave you of all people the right to order me around?!" Saya questioned, Kohta turning around to face her, a psychotic gleam in his eyes that was quickly replaced with an eye smile.
"Please~?" Kohta asked nicely, sparkles appearing around him as he spoke.
"Oookay." Saya conceded.
-With Naruto, Hinata, Hayate, Yugao, Takashi, and Rei-
"Takashi!" Rei exclaimed.
"It's okay." Takashi said, getting a firm grip on the fire hose. "They sound happy to see us. You all feel great, don't you? Take this!" he exclaimed, blasting the undead away from the barricade. "Ha!"
-With Saya and Kohta-
"What do you think you're doing? You should carry something too." Saya stated, handing Kohta the bag.
"H-Hey, Takagi-san... Mind if I ask you something?" Kohta questioned.
"What?" Saya asked.
"Erm, why me?" Kohta asked.
"No reason in particular." Saya replied.
"Oh, okay..." Kohta said, becoming serious as he loaded the nail gun.
"What's with the sudden mood swing? Did you come to a realization?" Saya questioned.
"I don't know yet I do know!" Kohta stated.
"Hirano!" Saya exclaimed as more of 'Them' approached.
"Yes ma'am!" Kohta said, firing at the undead.
-With Naruto, Hinata, Hayate, Yugao, Takashi, and Rei-
"Gotta hand it to you. It was a good idea to use the fire hose." Naruto stated as he walked down the stairs, smoke coming off of his HK416.
"Well, the water pressure is so strong. Takashi, don't you remember when we were in middle school and we had that fire drill and you and Hisashi-" Rei started, pausing as the events of the other day came to mind.
"... I'll be sure to remember it this time." Takashi stated.
"Here, Takashi..." Rei said, handing Takashi his bat, their hands momentarily touching. A small blush cane across both teens faces before they looked away.
"Let's go." Takashi said.
"Where should we go?" Yugao asked.
"We should try to make our way to the nurse's office." Hinata stated.
"Why? For all we know, it could be overrun with 'Them'." Naruto stated.
"Doctor's orders." Hinata said in a sing-song voice. "Besides, I know someone that works here."
"An old lover?" Hayate questioned.
"No. Let's just say... she's an old friend of mine." Hinata replied.
-With Saeko and Shizuka-
Shizuka walked behind Saeko as she slammed one of 'Them' into the adjacent lockers before continuing on their way.
"The staff room? What a difficult request you have made." Saeko stated.
"But everyone keeps their car keys in there..." Shizuka stated, watching as Saeko pushed away another one of 'Them' with her boken. "Hey, why don't you just kill them? It should be easy for you..."
"Stopping to crush the head of everything we come across would be no different than restricting ourselves from movement." Saeko replied. "We would become surrounded. It would be hard for us to get away should one of them take hold."
"Wow, you really thought about this." Shizuka said, accidentally tripping on a rug. "Oh jeez! What was that?"
"Such fashion is unsuitable for running." Saeko said, tearing the left part of Shizuka's skirt until her purple lacy panties were showing.
"This is a brand name skirt!" Shizuka complained.
"Tell me, which do you value more? Your clothing or your life?" Saeko questioned.
"Both!" Shizuka exclaimed before a crashing sound, followed by the sound of a nail gun being shot caught the duo's attention. "What's that sound?"
"Was that from the staff room?" Saeko said.
-With Saya and Kohta-
Kohta was kneeling on one knee, his nail gun aimed at another one of 'Them'. With a small nudge of a trigger, the undead creature fell to the ground dead once more with a nail embedded in its skull.
"I won't be able to figure out more of their traits if you keep killing them!" Saya complained.
"Help me fight them, Takagi-san!" Kohta exclaimed.
"Why the hell do I have to fight?!" Saya questioned.
"I'm almost out of ammo!" Kohta stated.
"So?! Just reload it!" Saya exclaimed.
"But... behind you..." Kohta said, pointing to behind Saya. The pink haired girl slowly turned around, only to come face to face with one of the undead.
-With Naruto, Hinata, Hayate, Yugao, Takashi, and Rei-
A sound piercing feminine shriek quickly alerted the group that there was another survivor nearby.
"That sounded close..." Hayate stated.
"Let's go find out who that was." Naruto said, sliding on the railing off towards the source of the shriek.
-With Saeko and Shizuka-
Meanwhile, Saeko and Shizuka heard the shriek from nearby as well. A silent conversation was shared between the two before Saeko nodded her head and ran off towards the outcry, Shizuka shortly following after her.
-With Saya and Kohta-
"I'm out!" Kohta stated, Saya slipping on their bag and falling to the floor, her back against the trophy case.
"Don't you dare come near me!" Saya yelled as the undead creature approached her.
"Takagi-san!" Kohta exclaimed.
"Go away... Go away!" Saya exclaimed, throwing trophies at the creature, but to no avail as it still approached her. She began to panic, looking around for anything she could use as a weapon when a metallic gleam caught her eyes. "GO AWAY!" Saya quickly grabbed the power tool that had semi-fallen out of the bag she had tripped over and used it to shield herself from the creature, blood and gore splattering everywhere as the power tool made quick work of the undead's face.
This was the scene that Naruto, Hinata, Hayate, Yugao, Takashi, Rei, Saeko, and Shizuka arrived upon: the self-proclaimed genius student using a power drill against a zombie's face.
"I'm sick of these things! I want my kaa-san!" Saya cried out, tears forming in her eyes. Saeko and Takashi shared a silent conversation before curtly nodding their heads in unison.
"I will take the right!" Saeko said.
"Rei!" Takashi exclaimed.
"And I got the left!" Rei finished, impaling one of 'Them' with her mop handle through the roof of its mouth, effectively killing it. Takashi jumped up into the air before slamming his baseball bat into the head of another one of 'Them', sending the creature flying back into the wall. Saeko adjusted her grip on her boken before slamming it down on two of the zombies heads, causing the heads of both creatures to cave in and kill them, a sadistic smile on Saeko's face that had gone unnoticed by the others.
Silence reigned over the area, only the sound of Saya's breathing was heard.
"Takagi-san..." Kohta mumbled, Rei, Hinata, and Shizuka running over to comfort the girl, with the latter accidentally knocking Kohta over with her ample buxom.
"Are you okay, Takagi-san?" Rei asked.
"It appears she's gone into shock." Hinata stated.
"Miyamoto..." Saya muttered.
"Hina-chan?!" Shizuka called out, finally taking notice of her fellow ample breasted female compatriot.
"Shizu-chan?!" Hinata said questionably.
"Aaaiii! It is you!" Shizuka exclaimed cheerfully, hugging Hinata and causing both women's ample chests to smash together, causing mixed reactions amongst everyone else. Naruto was sent into the ground with a jet of blood coming out of his nose, Hayate had turned around and stuck his head into the adjacent wall, Yugao had done a mental and physical chest comparison, Takashi hadn't noticed in favor of locking the doors, Saeko was approaching Takashi, Kohta was still dazed, Rei was focusing on comforting Saya, and Saya was still recovering from her shock.
"Ehrm... You two know each other?" Naruto asked, quickly getting off the ground and wiping the blood from his nose.
"Oh! You must be Naruto-kun!" Shizuka said as she got a good look at Naruto.
"How do you know me exactly?" Naruto questioned with a raised eyebrow.
"You don't personally know me, but you know my friend, Rika!" Shizuka stated, causing Naruto to go rigid.
"Wait... Naruto-sensei?!" Kohta called out, having finally recovered from his daze.
"Kohta-san?" Naruto called out.
"Hold on a sec..." Hayate said, digging his head out of the wall. "You know the blond ditz, and the fatass knows Mr. James Blond, what the FUCK am I missing here?"
"Okay, it's safe to say we are all acquainted with the school nurse, Marikawa-sensei, yes?" Saeko stated. "I am Saeko Busujim of 3-A."
"I'm Takashi Komuro from 2-B." Takashi stated.
"You're the Busujima-sempai who won at the national championship last year. I'm in the Sojutsu Club. My name is Rei Miyamoto." Rei stated.
"I'm, uhm, Kohta Hirano from B." Kohta stated.
"I'm Naruto Namikaze, Agent Fox of the Central Intelligence Agency." Naruto stated.
"Yugao Uzuki, First Class Airman in the United States Air Force." Yugao stated.
"Hayate Gekko, Senior Airman in the United States Air Force." Hayate stated.
"A pleasure to meet all of you." Saeko said.
"What the... You're all so soft." Saya stated, getting up from the ground slightly delirious. "'Sempai'? Seriously? You two are the same age! You must not know how to count since you get held back a year!"
"Hey now, Takagi-san-" Takashi started.
"Don't treat me like I'm stupid! I'm a genius! I can do anything once I put my mind to it!" Saya yelled. "I'm... I'm..."
"Enough. That is quite enough." Hinata stated, Saya turning to look at her bloodied outfit in the nearby mirror.
"Look at how dirty I am... I need to tell Kaa-san to get it cleaned..." Saya mumbled. Takashi walked over to Saya, and the girl began to cry into Hinata's buxom, falling to the ground as she cried.
"... Let's go into the staff room. At least there we won't be out in the open like this..." Naruto stated. "Shizuka-chan, please lead the way..."
"Hai." Shizuka said, walking off with Naruto following shortly behind her. Hayate soon followed the duo, then Yugao, then Saeko, then Kohta, Rei, Takashi, and lastly Hinata, who walked alongside Saya and comforted the girl.
-A Few Hours Later-
Takashi, Kohta, Hayate, and Naruto pushed the last item against the door as a makeshift barricade.
"Think it'll hold?" Kohta questioned.
"It'll do for now." Naruto stated.
"I believe we are all exhausted. Let's rest here for a short while." Saeko suggested.
"Are you okay, Takagi-san?" Kohta asked, only to be shocked about what Saya had on her face. "G-Glasses?"
"What about them?" Saya questioned, throwing the towel she used to wash her face onto Kohta. "My contacts kept falling out!" she exclaimed before storming off.
"Glasses~..." Kohta muttered.
"Here, Takashi." Rei said, handing Takashi a water bottle.
"Oh, thanks." Takashi said before turning his attention to Shizuka. "Shizuka-sensei, you said you knew Hinata-san and Naruto-san earlier. Could you tell us how you met them?"
"Oh! Well, Hinata and I were childhood bffs alongside Rika-chan! And Naruto, well..." Shizuka started.
"Rika-chan and I used to date, but we broke up because neither of us could sustain a long-distance relationship. We left on friendly terms, though." Naruto stated. "I think the last time I saw her was a year or so back in Hawaii, give or take a few months..." Blood started to trickle out of Naruto's nose as he thought back to Rika in her two-piece bikini.
"Okay, what about fatass and you? How do you two know each other?" Saya asked, motioning to Kohta.
"Well..." Naruto started.
Flashback Start
-Somewhere In Northern California, Four Years Ago-
Naruto stared out into the vast desert in front of him as the jeep sped along, the wind causing his golden red-tipped hair to whip around violently. The blond wore a sage green muscle shirt, gray cargo pants, dark brown boots, and a pair of aviator sunglasses.
"You sure you wanna do this?" the driver asked.
"Yeah, I'm sure. This is the closest thing I have to a vacation at the moment." Naruto stated.
"Whatever you call it, you'll be working alongside some of the other Blackwater mercs in training some kids to use guns." the driver stated.
"Doesn't that seem like a bad idea? Teaching kids how to shoot guns." Naruto questioned.
"Meh, sue me. Their parents are paying fat stacks for this training. I'm not one to question my paycheck." the driver replied. "We've arrived. Good luck, Fox."
"You ain't joining the party, Tajima?" Naruto said.
"Nah, I've got to get the hell outta here before you get a gun and turn on me for trying to fondle your girlfriend's breasts. And you know I will try to." the driver, now identified as Tajima, stated.
"Get your own fucking girlfriend man, geez. At least get laid for crying out loud." Naruto joked, jumping out of the vehicle and patting the hood twice. "See you in a few hours." And with that, the jeep drove off, leaving a trail of dust in its wake.
"Agent Fox. Fancy meeting you here, stud." a feminine voice called out, causing Naruto to grin as he turned around. Standing in front of him was a gorgeous tanned woman standing at 5'7" with purple hair, magenta eyes, and high D-cup breasts. She wore a black combat suit with a bulletproof vest, a white choke collar, and shooting glasses.
"Well hello to you too, Rika-chan." Naruto said, his girlfriend pulling him into a heated kiss. Their tongues battled for dominance, Rika wrapping her left leg around Naruto as the blond agent groped her ass with his right hand. When they finally broke their kiss for air, a trail of saliva connecting their lips. "You know, as much as I would love to take you right here and now, we have a job to do."
"Care to make our usual wager then?" Rika asked,a sultry grin on her face.
"Oh, you're so on!" Naruto exclaimed, the duo walking into the open shooting range. "Do you want to do the honors first or should I?"
"Ladies first." Rika said jokingly.
"Humph... Okay... ATTENTION!" Naruto barked, catching the attention of the twelve kids that were present. "Alright maggots, welcome to Blackwater training camp. My name is Naruto Namikaze, but you will hence forth refer to me as 'Sir'! This is not a sleepaway camp. There will be no arts and crafts, no archery, and certainly no canoeing. Instead, you will be learning gun maintenance, how to fire guns ranging from the very first pistols to the latest carbines, and everything else in between. Understand?!"
"Sir, yes, sir!" the kids exclaimed.
"This lovely señorita standing next to me is Rika Minami. And before you even think about it, she's taken." Naruto stated. "She will be assisting me in teaching you maggots how to fire a gun. But first, roll call..." Naruto made his way down the list of children's names. "... Kohta Hirano?"
"Present, sir!" a young Kohta exclaimed.
Flashback End
"-And that's how we know each other." Naruto finished.
"That sounds about right, but did you have to describe your make-out with Rika-chan so thoroughly...?" Shizuka asked, a blush present on her face.
"Yes. Yes I did." Naruto stated, mentally smirking at the fact that every other guy was sulking in the corner of the room with a depression cloud over their heads. "I believe that's enough reminiscing for now. Do you know where your car keys are, Shizuka-chan?"
"Oh, they're in my bag." Shizuka stated, rummaging through her bag.
"Say, is your vehicle spacious enough to seat all of us?" Saeko asked, causing Shizuka to falter.
"Now that you mention it..." Shizuka said, finally remembering her car was a light green Prius.
"What of the miniature buses used for club activities? The keys hang from the wall in here." Saeko suggested.
"They're here!" Kohta exclaimed.
"That should work, but where are we going?" Shizuka asked.
"To check on our families./To the nearest CDC or WHO facility." Takashi/Naruto said at the same time, causing the two to turn to each other.
"Okay, how about we compromise. We'll stop by everyone's homes going from closest to furthest, help your families if they need any assistance, and then make our way to the nearest CDC/WHO facility. Deal?" Naruto suggested, extending his hand to Takashi.
"Better than nothing, I guess. Deal." Takashi said, shaking Naruto's hand.
"What is it?" Saya asked, noticing Rei staring up at the television. As Naruto stared up at the television, his satellite phone began to ring.
"What the...? Hello?" Naruto asked, answering the call.
"Naruto..." Thomas said tiredly over the phone.
"Thomas? Is that you?" Naruto called out, catching the attention of Hayate, Yugao, Hinata, and Shizuka. "What's going on? Are you alright?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. But..." Thomas started.
"What the..." Rei muttered, grabbing the remote and turning up the volume on the television.
"What's up, Rei?" Takashi asked.
"... government has started to do something about this on-going revolt. However, the politicians..." the newscaster said.
"Revolt? They're calling this a revolt?" Takashi exclaimed.
"What is it, Thomas?" Naruto asked.
"The number of deaths in the Saitama prefecture already exceeds ten thousand." the female reporter stated. "The prefectural governor has declared a state of emergency-" A gunshot was heard offscreen, causing the woman to jump in fear. "That was gunfire! Just now, the police opened gunfire! But what are they shooting at?!" she questioned, the two bodybags sitting up. "No! Stay away! Help!" The camera was dropped onto the floor before the connection was cut, turning into nothing but static.
"... John... John is dead." Thomas said.
"What?!" Naruto exclaimed in shock.
"But that's not even the biggest news." Thomas stated. "Agent Fox... the President is dead."
Chapter End
Post Notes
AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD DONE! Dun duhn duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! So few answered questions, so many more questions formed in their wake. I'll let this story give the answers to the questions, and have those answers lead to more questions. And Naruto's first target has been revealed: that son of a bitch Koichi Shido. Literally, son of that bitch of a father of his, Ichirou Shido. Come on, you and everyone else who has the slightest clue as to who Shido is has wanted this to happen to him for a long time, don't deny it. I'd deny that it's slightly bashful of me to, but I'd be lying to myself if I wasn't a bit biased when it comes to the plain all-out assholes of the media world (Cardin Winchestser, Sasuke Uchiha, Riser Phenex, etc.).
Well, that's all for now. I'll see you guys next time! Read and Review!
-CrimsonKyuubiSage out!