DMC- "I can only wish for the ownership rights of ouran and Full Metal Alchemist. Yaoi!"

Ed POV

I stretched as I woke up and rubbed my eyes with my left arm. After finally waking up I walked down to the kitchen, only to get shooed out by the staff and shoved into the dinning room.

"Well that was rude." I muttered and sat down next to Tamaki.

"You normally make your own food right?"

"Unless I'm at a hotel for a mission, but other wise I make breakfast for me and Al. Colonel bastard too when I slept over." Tamaki nodded and the servents brought out our food. After we finished breakfast we went back to our rooms to get dressed. I glared the entire time I put on the stupid suit. It was light blue and obnoxious. Not to mention the tie was ugle, and had a stupid purple strip on it. The dress shoes didn't add to my height like more normal shoes did. Luckily the 'dress socks' that came with the shoes made up for the tiny amount of space between my shoes and the end of the pants. I put on my normal gloves and braided my hair before heading out to meet Tamaki. Tamaki explained everything that he thought I would need to know about the school, and even told me that I would be in his and Kyoyas class.

"Oh, and Ed, I really really want you to join the host club. It's a lot of fun and you'd get to make new friends." He said as we walked into the school.

"Maybe. If I do you better make sure I get what I give."

"I know I know, you live for equivilant exchange." Tamaki muttered as we finally walked into the class room. Tamaki took his seat while I waited for the teacher.

"Alright class this is Edward Elric. Tell us something about you." He required I sighed quitely to my self and thought for a moment.

'Well, nothing about Alchemy, or my arm. What can I tell them?' I thought for a minute more before deciding on something. I glanced at Tamaki and caught his eye putting my hand on the watch that shows my military rank. He shrugged back and I rolled my eyes at him.

"I have highly trained hand to hand combat, as well as sword play." I told them. The girls practically swooned in their seats and I had to hold back a scowl.

"Alright, go take a seat next to Suou." I nodded and walked back to him.

"Why not tell them something about what a human is made of?" he whispered to me.

"Wouldn't that look just a bit suspicious?" I asked him and he shrugged in reply. I took out my notebook, one that had no Alchemy in it and doodle and took notes.

"Elric!"

"What?" I looked up at the teacher.

"Would you please answer the question on the board." He demanded. I glanced at the problem and sighed.

"Really?"

"If you were paying attention you would-"

"Oh, no. I know the answer, I'm asking if I really have to answer such a simple question." I said, the teacher gaped.

"But you've barely looked at it!" I shrugged.

"The answer is three times ten to the negitive power of six." I told him, he smirked.

"Hmp that answer is-"

"Correct. I my self just did the math, and he is correct." Kyoya supported me. The teacher scowled up at us and continued the lesson. After classes were done Tamaki dragged me to his 'host club'.

"I still can't believe you got that question correct, with out even hardly looking at it!" He exclaimed. I shrugged,

"It was simple math, espically compared to Alchemy math. Nothing to it." He rolled his eyes and rubbed my head.

"Yea, it helps that your like a boy genius or something." He said I swatted his hand away from head.

"So why do you want me to join this host club of yours?"

"Because~ we don't have a gay or even bi host so we've only catered to the ladies of the school. But with you here we'll be able to cater to both the male and female population."

"And the exchange?"

"Uh, you get to make new friends and learn more about the people that attened Ouran?" he asked. I rolled my eyes.

"If that counted as an exchange than I would never get anywhere with my research. How about ten percent of the profits that you earn off of me."

"That sounds fair enough." Kyoya said as we walked past him towards one of the tables in the room.

"Good. Oh, and I won't deal with 'princesses' or brats. Trust me I've dealt with enough 'royalty' to last me a life time. Plus a woman should be able to protect her self, and not always need saving."

"Dear cousin! How could you be that way?! The Women of Ouran are gentle Madians who must be protected from the harsh monsters that hide in the shadows and dark ally ways!"

"Well, I'll give you the shadows, some of those guys can be pretty tough. But if a girl can't protect her self from just regular people than she isn't worth my time." I said waving him away. He pouted and went to grow mushrooms in the corner of the room. I lifted an eyebrow.

"Tamaki, when did you learn Agriculture Alchemy?"

"Hm? I didn't. This always happens when I'm depressed. Their my mushrooms babies!" I rolled my eyes at my cousins idiocy.

"Yes. But that is Alchemy. You must have gotten it from your mother. I didn't know that Honhiem (SP?) sister had Alchemy though. No one at Central really talked about her. It was only mine and Al's bastard of a father." I told him, he blinked.

"I didn't know that Mother had Alchemy. I just assumed she was really good with plants and stuff." he explained to me.

"But Tama-chan I thought your mother was really sick." Hani said.

"Sick?"

"It was similar to what your mother had, but Grandmother said she would take care of Mothers hospital needs if I came and lived with Father here in Japan."

"You mean, there are ways to prevent it out here? Why didn't anyone tell us this? Why didn't they tell me and Al, and Mom that we could have gotten what we needed out here?"

"They told me they had informed you, and that the three of you had said that she was getting better!" Tamaki said shocked.

"Those lying bastards! I bet they wanted this to happen! They wanted something that would force me and Al into learning all we could about Alchemy so that they could use us! I bet that bastard knew about it all along and that's why he showed up after it happened. Not because of the letter we sent but because their plan was working!"

"Ed, your jumping to conclusions!"

"No Tamaki. It all makes sense now. First they didn't tell us, than mom dies, and we break the Alchemy laws. Next Colonel showed up and told us to get on the first train to central. Than after we stop a terriost attack they let me, at the age of twleve take the State Alchemist exam. Why didn't I see this before. Even with stoping them they wouldn't have let a kid take that exam. They did this just so they could keep an eye on me and Al and what we were doing." I reasoned it all out. This all seemd to make so much sense. The bastards in Central would have gotten the letter from Tamaki and after reading it sent a fake reply.

"Ed, your wrong, because your Mothers signature was at the bottom of the letter. Nobody could have faked that, there was also a gray toy horse in the package she sent us." I froze in my mad rant pacing.

"What?" I couldn't handle this. Mother had denied herself treatment.

"But why would she do that and leave me and Al alone?" I questioned to myself. How could our mother have willingly denied herself care.

"The letter said that you couldn't afford the treatment because she wanted you and Al to have money if it didn't work out in the end." I sighed and sat down on the couch.

"This is madness." I said mostly to my self forgetting about the hosts.

"Your mother is died?" Haruhi asked.

"Yea, she died when I was eleven and Al was ten. That was about five years ago. After she died I was in an accident and had to get Auto mail. Than me and Al burned down the house and set off on our journy."

"Than where do you live? And what about your dad?"

"We mostly stay in Central unless we have a mission, and our dad left before I was even six years old. He's never come back, and I don't exactly plan on looking for him." With that the host club opened and the girls walked in. A few of them wanted to talk with me so I sat at a table and waited for them to come over to talk. Three girls came over, one had short blonde hair that was spiked up in many ways, the next one had long black hair that was tied in a high pony, and the last had medium length brown hair that hung below her waist.

"Hello! I'm Arikashika, these are my friends, Rinkashifu, Tadomifu. We're all a part of a fight club of some sort. I'm in Kendo, Rinka does Karate, and Tado does Sword play. We're in the same class as you, and since we found out you were a host, we wanted to talk with you." The black hair girl said, first pointing to herself then to the blonde and finally the burnette.

"Interesting. I thought that all of the girls here were the princesses." I said, Arikashika glared at me.

"First off, I am a guy, and second no, that's only what idiots like Suou think, and spread around. Most girls here are like that, but it's because of their parents. Our families specialize in self defense and martial arts. Actually there aren't even any girl fight clubs here, so we have to duke it out with the guys. But that doesn't really matter cause we're just as strong as them. Want to duel some time?" The guy asked, I shrugged.

"Sure, it's always nice to have a new challenge. Even if I think that beating a girl wouldn't be a far fight." I said with a smirk, the guy glared again, and his two friends sighed.

"Who are you calling so girly he couldn't even lift a finger to fight a shortie like you?!"

"Who are you calling so short a girl could beat him with no problem?!" I shouted back.

"Let's take this outside."

"Fine, lead the way." I said, he pointed to the door.

"Shorties first." was his only comment.

"Oh, no I insist, the lady should lead."

"Of course you should." He retorted and we continued to bicker until getting outside. Were we each stood across from each other while his friends drew a circle in the dirt.

"Hand to hand only, no weapons. First one unable to continue or knocked out of the circle loses." Rinka shouted, as her and Tado stood outside the circle on either side. We each prepared to fight, and soon it started. He got the first hit in, with a solid punch to my left arm. I retaliated by trying to kick his feet out from under him. He jumped my attack and went for a chest kick, which I rolled under and grabbed his leg, flipping him over me. He landed with an 'oof' but got right back up. I aimed a kick to his stomach, with my right leg, but he grabbed it and twisted. I used that to my advantage to try and kick him in the side of the head, but he ducked under it and I landed hard on the ground. As soon as I got back up he was throwing punches and kicks at a rapid pace, I matched him in blocking or dodging them while throwing my own. We both landed a strong punch to the others face and stood for a second before falling backwards. We laid sprawled on the ground, panting as Rinka declared a tie.

"That was an awesome fight." Arikashika said after a moment.

"Yea. I haven't fought that hard in a while." I admitted. He smiled as he sat up.

"Neither have I. It was a nice change of pace. Oh, you can call me Arika, by the way. My full name is a mouth. Arikashika Fomotochizi, so long."

"Call me Rinka, since Rinkashifu Fomotochizi, is also a mouth full."

"I'm just Tado, rather then Tadomifu Fomotochizi." the burnette said. I smiled.

"I'm Edward Elric, but you can me Ed. That's what my baka cousin calls me."

"Who's your cousin?" Arika asked.

"Tamaki." They all started laughing.

"Seriously? I am so sorry for you! Bwahahaha! That's just the greatest thing ever! You two are total opposits!" Arika said laughing at me.

"Whatever girly boy." I said. Arika glared at me full force.

"What was that shorty?"

"Nothing O-Kama." I said.

"Sorry I couldn't hear you all the down there Pipsqueak." By this point we were glaring right into each others eyes full force. Then a second passed and we both started laughing at each other.

"I don't think I've ever let someone get away with calling me that." He said, I smiled,

"I've never not attacked a person for saying that, even my bastard ex."

"Oh~! Ed-o has an ex? Who is it?" They crowded around me and is sighed before sitting on the ground. They followed suit.

"Just this guy from my home country. You know I'm foreign right?"

"Yea your from the Alchemy states. What, I could tell when I was fighting you that you have automail. I've fought people with it before all from there. These two know about the states cause they spend a lot of time with me." He said, shrugging, he female friends nodding.

"Okay, well back home I'm a state Alchemist."

"Oh! OH OH! Let me guess which one! I know the Alchemist names for all state alchemist!" Arika said, I rolled my eyes and nodded.

"Hm, your the Iron Alchemist."

"Nope."

"The Flame alchemist?"

"Don't compare me to that bastard."

"You can't be the Full Metal Peoples Alchemist, he has full armor." I scowled.

"Actually I am the Full Metal Alchemist. The one in the suit of armor is my younger brother Alphonse, he's not a state alchemist."

"Okay, but tell us about your ex."

"Well, he was my superior, but no one really cared cause he's the Flame Alchemist and I'm the Full Metal so any one who argued learned pretty quick not too. I've always called him colonel bastard cause he was always doing stuff to try to get promoted to Feruher."

"SO why did you break up with him?"

"Basically I caught him with a woman on his lap in a compromising position and left. I mean you can see me, I'm just a vertically challenged, short tempered kid." I muttered. Arika put his arm over my shoulder.

"Your not that bad dude. You're a good fighter, and having Automail, shows how strong you are. Most grown men won't get it because of how much it hurts, but you got it when you where what, eleven?"

"Yep. But Wendy hits me with a wrench all the time, because I let my automail rust." The trio started to laugh again.

"Seems, legit. Okay Ed, you are officially part of our group. I don't care if you don't want to be."

"Does your group have a name?" I asked. They all blinked, and huddle before striking a really dumb pose, and declaring,

"We are the Super-Merlin-Whovian-Fighters! Or I guess we could go by SMWF."

"What?" Was all I could say in response.

"Well, Supernatural, Merlin, Doctor Who, and Fighting are our favorite things. So we decided to make them our title." Arika said, and the other two nodded. I rolled my eyes.

"What ever you say Arika. So you guys are triplets then?"

"Yea. Arika is oldest than it's Tado, than me." Rinka explained. I nodded, as we stood to head inside

"Me and Al are only a year apart from each other. So we're really close."

"Ed-KUN!" I turned just in time for Tamaki to 'glomp' me and cause me to fall over. I groaned and shoved my idiot cousin off of me. The Triplets just stood and laughed on the side.

"Oh, Haha, funny. What did you need Tamaki?"

"Well, the twins were having this fight, but it turns out that they were doing it so that Haruhi would let them see her home, so-, we're all going over to visit her and see how commoners live." I smacked my idiot of a cousin on the back of his head.

"Tamaki, first of all, that's called intruding and is really rude, but revering to her as a 'commoner' and saying that kind of stuff is also rude, and it's down grading."

"You'd know all about down grading, wouldn't you Tiny-kun." I glared at Tado for the comment.

"Shut it. I'll only go along with you plan, Cousin, if Haruhi knows that your going to be visiting before hand, and is okay with it. I don't want to give the poor girl a heart attack."

DMC - "Ugh. Finally finished Chapter 2. Sorry for the long wait, but it was like having a tooth filled. And that was not fun, especially when you can feel the drill. I havn't watch either of these in a while. I will continue to try and update as I can. But as summer draws to an end, I start getting really busy with stuff. Bleh. It's past 1 AM now, so Adios, and Good night!... Er Morning!"

PS – How will Haruhi handle the club coming over? What if another person showed up? Who will it be? Roy? Al? Winery? Or maybe someone looking for revenge against a certain pipsqueak. You'll have to wait and see. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Cough Cough ugh, evil laughs.