Welcome to the second chapter of Ask the Koopas! Remember, you can ask my OC and the questions have to from K to T rated. So, yeah. Mario stuff belongs to Nintendo, Violent Jones belongs to Kookylover98 and Erin and Melody belong to me.
Bowser, Kamek, Erin, and the koopalings arrive at the studio, finding out it changed.
"This is nice. I mean, look at the lights."Bowser said impressed
"How did we get this?"Kamek asked Erin.
"You can't underestimate Melody when it comes to this."Erin awed at the sight.
"You got zhat right."Ludwig said, eating some nuts.
"Pineapples forever!"Erin yelled as she fist-bumped Lemmy.
Violent suddenly walks in, scaring the crap out of Ludwig.
"Vhat are you doing here?" Ludwig asked disgusted.
"OHMYGOSHIT'SVIOLENTHAVEN'TSEENYOUINALONGTIMEHOAWAREYOUI'MDOINGFI"Morton said before he fell asleep.
"Sleeping spell." Kamek blew on his wand. "Comes in handy."
"The authoress invited me here." Violent said happily. "Thanks!"
(You're welcome! I enjoyed it, letting you come here!)
"It's the voice again!"Lemmy cowered into a ball.
"Hey. Where's Melody?"Erin asked everyone. "I mean, she should answer some questions!"
"My eye!"Morton said as a paper airplane landed into his eye.
"Hey look, a paper airplane landed in Morton's eye!"Bowser Jr. pointed out.
"How do you know?"Erin asked. "What if it landed in the toilet after Taco Tuesday?"
"That's just gross!"Wendy shivered. "I mean, seriously, Erin?"
"Just pick it up..."Violent snatched it from the ground. "And read it.
"Vell, vhat does it say?"Ludwig asked her.
"Stop with the German crap." Iggy rubbed his eyes.
"Go die in a hole, Iggy."Ludwig threatened Iggy.
"Shut up, Luddy."Violent kept reading.
"I am so close to beating up anyone in my sight."Ludwig cringed loudly.
Everyone backs off, afraid what might happen.
Dear friends and stupid Bowser, sorry that I'm not here. I have business in the Underwhere and, being somewhat responsible, I have to. Anyway, if I get any
questions, send it to me by phone. Hopefully, Erin and our guest will control this. I'm watching you, Bowser! Melody
"How is she watching me?"Bowser asked. "I mean, she has no spies that stalk you in your sleep. AND HEY!"
"Typical Bowser."Violent scoffed. No wonder I feel like I'm being watched...she thought.
"Uh, do you guys notice we have an audience?"Erin asked everyone again.
"We do?"Everyone asked.
"Yeah."Erin shrugged. "Say hi, audience."
"Say hi, audience!"They copied.
"These people are as stupid as a dinosaur."Erin pointed out at the smiling audience.
"Actually..."Ludwig started, but got stopped.
"I don't care about the facts!"Erin threw her hands up in the air.
"And now it's time to read some questions...with Lemmy Koopa."Lemmy said in a deep voice.
"What the hell, Lemmy?"Bowser asked his son.
"I don't get him either."Erin agreed.
"These questions are from Kookylover98"Lemmy continuted in the deep voice.
Questions for the idiots I mean koopas
Bowser: So wats it like having is it 8? I keep losing track...Anyways wats it like having a lot of kids?
Ludwig: your hair is fabulous! Anyways why are you so much better than anyone :D
Lemmy: I saw you at the circus last night ur tight roping skills are getting better!
Roy: can u be my personal trainer so that I could be strong as yyyyooooo- Ludwig.
Iggy: so did you ever make a turbo matic aircraft all made from toothpicks yet?
Wendy: can I do your makeup one day?
Morton: Hiiiii!
Larry: where on earth did you leave my shoes at?
Junior: hi...
Other people: wat do u think if the Koopa family?
That's all :D
"Well...it's like living in Hell. Ludwig is always a douche, Lemmy cries, Roy destroys the walls, Iggy blows up the kitchen always, Wendy is a brat, Morton won't stop talking, Larry keeps stealing my money, and Junior wants attention. So, what do you think?"Bowser asked.
"Well, I think you're just a typical Bowser." Melody said on the phone.
"Melody?"Bowser asked. "Are you here? 'Cause I wanna punch your face."
"I put her on speaker."Erin explained. "So she can hear and answer questions."
"Yeah." Melody agreed. "But they're not bad. They're awesome!"
"Try living with them!"Bowser complained. "Or even worse. Being their father!"
"I don't live with them, but I know it's hell for you." Melody said.
"I agree with you!"Erin peeped up.
"Zank you! I glad I have a fan. And the reason I'm better zhan anyone is because of my sexy accent."Ludwig bragged.
"Right about that..."Violent murmured.
"I know I'm getting better!"Lemmy beamed. "Thanks to my girlfriend!"
Record Scratch
"Lemmy, since when did you have a girlfriend?"Bowser asked his tiny son.
"A while,"Lemmy shrugged. "She wants to join the circus. That's why I date her."
"That makes sense."Bowser plainly said. "A lot of sense. So, she's helping you with tight roping?"
"Of course!" He answered. "She's awesome at it!"
"Of course I can train you!"Roy flexed his muscles. "And Melody can help you, since she is my girlfriend."He said. "And she will kill me if I say no."
"It's true." Melody pointed out.
"And she can punch a wall."Roy gloated.
"And I can punch a wall." Melody echoed.
"I actually did!"Iggy said happily. "It took 500,000 toothpicks, 2 trips to the hospital, and 32 tubes of waterproof wood glue."
"And 32,000 coins from my bank account!"Bowser roared.
"Don't blame me."Iggy said innocently. "Half of that was from the hospital."
"And how the hell do you hurt yourself with a tube of glue?!"Bowser asked him.
"It just happened!"Iggy yelled. "I slipped and the tip fell in my eye and I accidentally squeezed!"
"You will never do my makeup."Wendy growled.
"Don't be so up to guard your territory, Wendell."Violent laughed at saying "Wendell".
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? YOU WANNA GO?!" Wendy yelled loudly.
"And that is why Wendy should stop watching 'Real Housewives of New Jersey'." Melody concluded.
"Agreed."Bowser Jr. said, holding Erin's phone.
"DON'T GET INTO THIS!" Wendy yelled in her man-voice.
Larry laughed. "Your man voice is so funny. Say,'Maeda'."He chuckled."And what shoes?"
"MMMEAAAEEEDDDDAAAA!" Wendy yelled loudly. Morton laughed.
"Hi!"Morton said cheerfully.
"That's stupid. Stop that, son."Bowser said gruffly.
Morton began to cry, annoying everyone."Please stop!"Larry pleaded.
Peach walks in, steaming mad. Everyone backs off from her path.
"Whoa! You can steam vegetables with that anger."Erin exclaimed loudly.
"Hey, sis."Peach said angrily and pulled Larry to her face."What were these shoes doing in my fountain?"
"What shoes?"Larry asked her. "What fountain?"
"You know! The ones in my hand!"Peach held up the shoes, which were soaking wet.
"That's where my shoes went!"Kookylover98 pointed out. "LLLLAAARRRRRRRRYYYYYY-"She explodes, not leaving everyone surprised.
"Everyone explodes out of anger."Erin tsked while shaking her head.
"Good job, son!"Bowser praised, but was stopped midway by Violent.
"No."Violent shook her head, full of disappointment.
"Go sit in the corner and think about your life...?"Bowser suggested while pointing to Larry.
Violent nods in agreement, smiling as well as laughing.
"Ah, man...See you, Peach."Larry said in defeat.
"See you in-"Peach started, but was pushed off the stage my Erin.
"Anyway,"Erin said. "Here are some questions from our strange friend!"
Demented and Disturbed here with some questions!
Bowser: I don't care what they say, but you're not awesome.
Ludwig: 50's called. They want their poodles back.
Lemmy: You were awesome at the circus yesterday!
Roy: About that secret...
Iggy: Can you call Charlie here?
Wendy: You are a witch.
Morton: Hello! Do you like Hersey's?
Larry: Why are you awesome! :3
Junior: ._. Got nothang...
OC: Who is your favorite person?
Bye!
"Let see here..."Morton stated.
DO YOU LIKE HERSEY'S?
Yeah, I like Hersey?
DO YOU LIKE KIT-KAT'S?
Yeah, I like Kit-Kats!
DO YOU LIKE TWIZZLERS?
Yeah, I like Twizzlers!
DO DO CAN'T WAIT TO GET ENOUGH OF-
"For Grambi's sake, stop that music."Bowser covered his ears.
"But it's a parody...parodies are fun..."Morton whined sadly.
"I don't know why I'm awesome."Larry smiled. "It's just that way."He placed his hand on his hips.
"Excuse me, but..." Wendy started angrily."WHO ARE YOU CALLING A WITCH?!"
"For ze last time,"Ludwig cringed. "POODLES AREN'T MY HAIR!"
"They are to us."Two voices said together.
"Well, who the hell are you?"Bowser asked again.
"We're from the 50's,"One biker started.
"And we want our poodles."The other biker finished.
"Huh,"Lemmy huffed. "They really did call."
(I know only an idiot would say this but...TOLD YA SO!)
"Guess it has to end here."Erin said. "Thank you for watching!"
"And R&R or PM me questions!"Demented and Disturbed said cheerfully.
"Cut...cut...CUT!"Bowser roared loudly.
The show ends, as Violent starts beating up bikers like hell. Screams of terror are heard behind the screen as the curtain closes.
Two chapters in a day. YAY! Don't forget to R&R and I hoped you enjoyed! Oh noes, everyone couldn't answer their questions. Curse you, bikers! Anyway, everyone will answer their questions next time, and hopefully I get more questions! Good night!