Third chapter to something awesome! It's: Judge Mathis Time! Remember, Alyssa belongs to Thisisafanfiction, Rosey belongs to Jennette Violet, Alli belongs to AlliTheSuperGenius004, Violent belongs to kookylover98, Melody, Erin, Felica, and Bella belong to me and Mario belongs to Nintendo. Enjoy!
Bowser, Kamek, and the koopalings walk into the studio, finding Bella holding a AK-14.
"What are you doing?"Bowser asked Bella curiously.
"I'm sniping,"Bella answered as she looked at the koopalings.
"Sniping what?"Larry asked as Bella readied to pull the trigger.
"I'm hunting Teletubbies."Bella shushed them as she saw some coming toward her."That's it; take the bait."
"What's the bait?"Bowser asked her again.
"Custard cups from Slendytubbies."
"Nice,"Bowser sticked up his thumb. Bella nodded in agreement.
Bella saw some Teletubbies near her. They started to touch her car, which was a white Mustang.
"Why do you have a car?"Bowser asked."You can't even drive." Bella looked up and replied,"It's for show."
"Step away from the car!"Bella yelled as she fired, hitting one in the head."Headshot!"
The other Teletubbies started to run away, but Bella pulled out a bazooka.
"Not on my watch."Bella fired, the missile headed for the forest where the Teletubbies were. Instead, it hit a red Mercedes.
"My car!"Bowser said, growling at Bella.
"That was your car,"Bella rolled her eyes."I'm sorry, I thought it was the Teletubbies's."
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"Bowser started to say, but was interrupted.
Melody walked in with a girl. The girl had a sweet smile on her face."Iggy!"She said.
"ROSEY!"Iggy ran up to hug her.
"Everyone forgets about me."Melody shook her head.
"Melody!"Erin said."How did you escape Toadsworth's wrath?"
"Um..."Melody started.
*FLASHBACK*
"We must watch the economy here. It's morbid, corrupted, and tainted. We must change what is here..."Toadsworth chatted on.
Queen Jaydes faceplamed."Why did I let him come here?"she asked herself.
Melody shrugged."I don't know. Because you had no common sense?"
Queen Jaydes looked at her, but closed her eyes."Get rid of him."
"Okay."Melody stepped up to Toadsworth."Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. With Toadsworth's frozen."
Toadsworth froze, much to Queen Jaydes's delight."Now what?"she asked her worker.
Melody walked up to Toadsworth with a box."You'll see."she smirked.
Toasworth's eyes darted to the left, scared. Melody grabbed the little toad and stuffed him in the box.
"I like where this is going,"Queen Jaydes mused.
Melody grabbed some packing tape from the ground. Toadsworth screamed as Melody taped up the box.
Queen Jaydes watched coldly as Melody placed a stamp on the package and placed it in the mailbox.
"Well, that ends that."Melody swiped her hands on her pants."See ya, Jaydes."
Queen Jaydes, confused, raised her hand, but said nothing as Melody left.
"What the hell just happened?"Queen Jaydes asked herself.
*FLASHBACK ENDED*
"So that's what happened to Toadsworth."Erin stroked her chin.
"Yep,"Melody scratched the back to her head."I'm kinda get angry sometimes."
"Hey, guys,"Violent walked in, dragging Ludwig behind her.
Felica tilted her ears."What did you do to him?"she asked.
"I caught him cheating me with Selena Gomez, who's in the fountain."Violent tugged him.
"I didn't do anything,"Ludwig whined."I thought Ludwig was a virgin?"Lemmy thought.
"He is,"Morton held up a tape."I has it."
Bowser slapped his head."When did it come to this?"he asked.
"When life happened."Bella flicked his red hair."Erin; read the questions."
Erin fist bumped the air and picked up the paper."These are from Thisisafanfiction!"
I'm baaaaaack! and so is my trusty sidekick, nyan cat!
Bowser: do you watch south park?
Ludwig: Listen to the Numa Numa song!
Roy: Do you know Bille Joe Armstrong? he is so awesome
Lemmy: who is your favorite sibling?
Larry: will you enter WW3?
Wendell: one direction is at my house, annoying me. want to meet them?
Morton: listen to bring me to life by Evanescence
Iggy: what was your favorite part about the Grammys?
Junior: Did you miss me? i knw, I miss myself too.
Alyssa: Linda asked me to remind you to wear your new glasses, okay?
That all! I AM ALY, HERE ME ROAR! (meow!)
"Not nyan cat!"Felica dove under a chair."I swear to God, that song is annoying!"
"Nope," Roy shook his head."I miss myself too," Junior held his heart.
"Agreed."Alyssa said, shaking her head."I'm not wearing those glasses! You picked them out for me and they're ugly!"
Alyssa's phone rang and she picked it up."Hello? Hi,mom. What? I didn't say that the glasses that you picked for me are ugly! In fact, they're beautiful. You want me to wear them? Otherwise, you'd lower the money you give me? Fine!"Alyssa hung up and reached in her pocket.
She pulled out some glasses and placed them on her eyes. They were a thick-rimmed black frame, like Iggy's. Roy fell on the ground laughing.
"You look like Iggy. Hahahahahahahahah!"he laughed before Melody twisted his arm.
"Owowowowowowow!"Roy yelled before Melody let him go.
"My job's done,"Melody placed shades on her eyes.
"I watch south park, but not much." Bowser stated.
"No,"Wendy pointed at the fountain."They're drowning-er-swimming in the fountain."
"BABY, YOU LIGHT MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE!" One Direction sang.
Melody went up to One Direction."Listen, if you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna kill you!"
One Direction shut up quickly. Melody nodded and started to tape their mouths up.
Roy nodded in agreement. Bella shook her red hair."Larry would join, but he's in court now." She turned to Alyssa."Is his case on yet?"
Alyssa kept staring at the T.V with her new glasses."Why do I have to do it, not El Cheapo?"
Bowser roared loudly." I'm NOT CHEAP!" he said.
"O RLY?" Erin tipped her hair in some paint and whipped her hair. " I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"
"I WHIP MY WAND BACK AND FORTH, I WHIP MY WAND BACK ON FORTH!" Kamek sang.
"What the hell?" Bowser, I mean, El Cheapo asked.
"I don't know," Felica said." But if you can't beat them, join them." She flicked her tail." I WHIP MY TAIL BACK AND FORTH!"
Ludwig shook his head." I hate the Numa Numa song." he pointed at Lemmy, doing the Numa Numa Dance.
"It's FUN!" Lemmy danced as he placed on kitty ears." Also, #STOPMILEY!"
"Why should we stop Miley?" Morton asked as Lemmy handed him his phone with a video.
"Smosh?" Morton asked. Lemmy nodded his head and kept dancing.
"I like the part when Macklemore rapped on stage," Iggy smiled, Rosey hugging him.
"I don't think him being attacked by rabid weasels count as rapping," Melody pointed out.
"We should stop Miley!" Morton said." She has Pancake Ass Syndrome!"
Melody nodded."Let's kidnap her and put her in the fountain with One Direction!"
Everyone cheered, but Alyssa stopped them."Um, WWIII is going on, so we can't do that...also, Larry can't do it because he's in court, so..."
"Then I sacrifice my life to serve for my country," Bella placed an army helmet on her head.
El Cheapo fist-bumped the air, but Melody punched him back."Really?" she asked him."Really?"
"That's how cheap you are Dad," Morton stated, before saying,"That's my jam!"
"Now," Erin handed the notes."Iggy's turn to read the questions!"
Iggy smiled and looked at the notes."These questions come from AlliTheSuperGenius!"
More questions
Bowser: Is your fire breathing tactic a heredity thing?
Ludwig: I dare you to sneak into a random classical concert and play one of your famous symphonies to the audience.
Lemmy: How did you get your hair to be so colorful?
Roy: Have you ever wanted to wrestle in the Olympics?
Iggy: What grade are you in? (I know, such a simple question)
Wendy: What ticks you off more: people with absolutely 100% no sense of fashion or your brothers calling you Wendell?
Morton: Which do you love more: Wedding cake or talking about random, pointless subjects?
Larry: Have you stolen anything from anyone recently? Like my diamond necklace!?
Junior: What's your favorite thing to paint? And what have you painted on your dad's wall recently?
Kamek: How old are you? It's okay to ask you because you aren't a women, and it's not okay to ask women what their age is.
Violent; What is your least favorite quality about Ludwig Von Koopa?
Erin: When Peach has her friends over, like Daisy or Rosalina, are you invited to hang or forced to stay in your room?
Melody: How long is that stupid convention with Queen Jaydes?
Bella: Can you tell me a few things about yourself?
Felicia: Since you are part cat, are you really afraid of dogs?
Alli: What would you have taken away: your job as a director or your magic powers (even though they can't be taken away until death, but still)
"That's a lot of questions," Alli spoke."But I would want my director powers taken away, since my magic won't be taken until death."
(That will be arranged.)
"No! I didn't mean it!" Alli cursed as her powers were taken away.
(Don't worry, they won't disappear for long. Just until El Cheapo admits that he's cheap.)
El Cheapo looked up at the sky."Never! Also, it is a heredity thing. When I was 18, I burned down my first castle."
"And that was also the day the Mario Bros kicked your fat ass!" Melody smiled evilly.
"THEY DID NOT!" El Cheapo opened his mouth."IMMA CHARGIN' MY LAZOR!"
Melody quickly pulled out some paper and wrote on it."Proceed," she told El Cheapo.
"SHOOP DA WHOOP!" El Cheapo fired his lazor, but instead of hitting Melody, he struck Ludwig.
"Really?" Ludwig started to brush the soot off him."Really?"
"I wished," Roy fixed his shades as Melody sat on his muscles."'Cause I'm awesome."
Melody shrugged."Queen Jaydes is not stupid, it was a stupid convention with Toadsworth."
"I'm not FAT! Just overweight..." El Cheapo poked at his stomach."That basically means FAT!" Melody yelled.
"Sure. I'm 9,356 years old." Kamek said." Wow," Morton said."That's why I got scared to ask your age."
"Why?"
"Because I thought you were a woman," Morton said, full of shyness.
Everyone slapped their foreheads."Idiot." Erin muttered under her breath.
Roy slapped himself on the forehead."Of course I do, but my dad forgot to fill the Klown Khopper with gas."
"EL CHEAPO!" Melody yelled out loud. Freddy Kruger was clapping in the empty seats.
"Congrats Bowser, for finding out that you are cheap!" Freddy smiled evilly."Gotta go to court for your son's case. I hope he's guilty."
"NO! THAT'S MEANS I HAVE TO PAY FOR BAIL!" El Cheapo roared sadly.
"I'm in the 12th grade," Iggy said."Duh."
"Apparently, your dad skipped some grades around when he home-schooled you guys," Violent pointed out." What's 2+2?"
"126!" Junior said as he counted his fingers."
"You need some mental help," Rosey said, Alli grumbling next to her."I want my powers back..."she mumbled.
"Well," Bella started."I'm 11 years old, have red hair, and I'm great friends with Iggy since I've met him at an insane asylum once. Right?"
Iggy nodded and fixed his hair to keep it from toppling over.
"I live with freakin' psychos, I'm friends with Italy and England, and I kill Teletubbies for sport."Bella finished, smiling."Also, Jane the Killer lives in my closet."
"WHAT!?" Roy said."That's the creepiest thing in the world! Along with Teletubbies," he shuddered.
"The only way to keep Jane the Killer in the closet to keep her from killing me in my sleep is Slenderman, who can't sleep. So, he keeps watches if she tries anything funny." Bella shrugged.
"Well, Jeff the Killer lives in my closet and Charlie keeps watch." Iggy said, shrugging."He has no eyelids cause I poured acid on it by mistake."
"That's why I lose when I have staring contests with him," Morton slapped his head.
"I'm not afraid of dogs 'cause I have one."Felica smiled."Iggy," El Cheapo said."Call Charlie."
"Charlie," Iggy coaxed as the chain chomp came on the stage. Felica's tail fluffed up and she jumped up to the ceiling.
El Cheapo started laughing very hard, but then Alyssa screamed,"Larry's case is on!"
**In le COURTROOM**
Larry twiddled with his thumbs as he looked up at Judge Mathis. "Okay," the judge said."Next is Larry Koopa. Where is your lawyer?"
"Uh..."Larry started but then Morgan Freeman walked in the court."Morgan Freeman?" Larry asked."Are you my lawyer?"
"No, son," Morgan Freeman said."Even though I'm sorta am, the other one coming soon." Larry crossed his arms.
"And who could that be?" Suddenly, a poof of purple smoke appeared. There was a girl who was wearing a business suit and waved,"Hello."
"Why, hello there, D." Morgan Freeman said."Ready to start the trial?"
D fixed her cuffs on her suit."Yep, Judge Mathis, let's go."
Jude Mathis fixed his papers and told the jury,"Please review to me Larry's crimes."
The goomba whose brother died from Ludwig's music, stood up."He was on probation for stealing, cheating, lying, stealing, still stealing, killing a man?"
Everyone looked at Larry, who said,"That's what my dad did."
"Okay..." The goomba kept reading."Arson, stealing, cheating, lying, more stealing and lying, putting the cucumbers in that 'special' aisle. And more I can't mention today."
"What do you have to say for yourself?" Judge Mathis asked Larry.
"I don't give a damn thing."
"JAIL FOR 20 YEARS!" Judge Mathis was ready to hit the gravel, but D stopped him.
"Why don't you keep him on probation," D suggested."Yeah, I mean, he's only a little kid." Morgan Freeman said.
"I'M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN!" Larry yelled in the court.
"NO YELLING IN THE COURTROOM!" Judge Mathis said.
"WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!?" D asked Judge Mathis."BECAUSE THERE IS ALWAYS A REASON TO YELL!"
"PUT LARRY ON 7 MONTHS HOUSE ARREST!" D and Morgan Freeman both yelled loudly.
"FINE! LAWRENCE CHEATSY KOOPA IS ON 7 MONTHS HOUSE ARREST!" Judge Mathis hit the gravel.
"YAY!" Larry yelled, but shut up quickly when the police placed a collar on his leg.
"This collar will keep you from leaving the studio once you get there." Judge Mathis grinned."And I have a special parole officer for you..."
Suddenly, the courtroom doors opened, revealing the officer to be... MEDEA!?
"THAT'S RIGHT, MITCHES. I'M BACK FO MORE!" Medea said as she started to drag everyone out of the courtroom.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Larry screamed before the screen turned black.
***Le END****
"I feel so bad for him," Bella shook her head."His officer's Medea..."
Roy shook his head."At least you don't have a boyfriend."
Bella turned to face Roy."I have a boyfriend. He's a creepypasta."
"Okay..."Roy started to scoot away from Bella slowly.
"Can we leave now?" Lemmy asked the ceiling.
(No. You still have questions to answer and Larry has to answer his.)
"I like painting demonic sheep holding my siblings hostage over a pit of acid and lava while I evilly laugh for their demise. Also, I painted a smiley face on my dad's wall." Bowser Jr. smiled brightly.
Everyone carefully starts to move away from Bowser Jr. Alyssa just high-fives him happily."That's my bro!"
"Wait, what?" Felica asked Alyssa."You're Junior's sister?"
"In another fanfiction world," Alyssa said."All because my mom married Bowser and because of him, she damn got knocked up."
"I feel bad for you," Bella said."I guess it was fun for you to be an only child."
"Them days are gone now..."
"Well, sometimes I'm forced to leave when Rosalina comes to visit, because she only comes every 1,000 years, but I can stay if Daisy comes over 'cause it's the best thing evah!" Erin said happily."Except when they talk about boys 'cause I just leave."
"I like talking about wedding cake and random pointless subjects that nobody wants to hear," Morton pondered."In fact, I'll think I will talk about how awesome the authoress is, which is a random, pointless subject."
"Dear. God." Bella quickly pulled out some earmuffs as Morton started.
***5 hours later***
"And that is how the authoress, with her magical powers and knowledge of the Mario World, came to be." Morton concluded as everyone was snoring away.
(At least you got half of that right. Have a cookie.)
"WE WANT A COOKIE!?" Everyone screamed as Morton got a cookie from above.
"Thank you, Grambi's friend!" Morton started to nom the cookie slowly.
"If you want to know how I got my hair colorful..." Lemmy said uneasily."Faith, trust, and 500 gallons of hair dye."
"THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE 6,000 COINS! YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO-" El Cheapo started to fall asleep.
"Shhh," Bella held up her finger as she pulled a dart out of El Cheapo's shoulder.
"If you need me, I'll be playing one of my symphonies at a random opera house." Ludwig ran out of the studio, which Larry entered in.
"Hey, guys," Larry waved got any questions for me? I know Bella answered one of them and she's right." He held up a glowing bracelet.
"AlliTheSuperGenius004 asked if you stole anything from anyone recently, like her diamond necklace." Alli told him.
"I did steal it, but I pawned it off on my girlfriend's friend for her birthday." Larry explained.
"Why!?" AlliTheSuperGenius004 yelled from the audience."I'll beat you to pieces!"
(Don't worry Alli, I'll get it back.)
"Okay," AlliTheSuperGenius004 shrugged and walked out of the studio.
"And everyone will know what is my least favorite quality about Ludwig Kooky Von Koopa."Violent turned on the T.V."
*With Ludwig*
"How to get in here?" Ludwig looked for a way in. The police officer that had caught Melody twice was guarding the door to the house.
"Hmm," Ludwig looked up and saw a window."Perfect." He started up a trashbin in the alleyway and started to crawl in the window. The police officer decided to check the alley and yelled,"Hey!" as Ludwig kept crawling in the window, but gotten stuck.
"That's just embarrassing for him," Morton was shushed at by everyone as they kept watching.
Ludwig was in and was now looking at everyone watching the opera. This night's opera: The Phantom of the Opera. Everyone was in the middle of a song when Ludwig slid on the stage.
"Get off," He lifted up the seat and pushed the piano player off. The guy who was playing the Phantom walked up to Ludwig as he put the costume on."What are you doing?" he asked."You're messing up the play."
"Don't worry," Ludwig smiled."I'm gonna make it better."
*Le End*
"What the heck?" Larry pokes the T.V. carefully.
The T.V. then glitches out and Samara appears on the screen."Ah!" El Cheapo screamed."What the hell is that thing?"
Samara ignored it and said,"The following song is so horrible it will probably give you nightmares for 50 years, so please enjoy thing commercial for knives."
"Damn it," Alyssa said."I wanted to see what is Violent's least quality on Ludwig.
"Easy." Violent shrugged."His music. It's horrible!"
"Well, I don't like that my brothers call me Wendell," Wendy said."But I hate people with 100% NO fashion! For example," she said, pointing at Melody."She has 100% NO FASHION!"
"Really, Wendy?" Melody asked."Really? And you are not looking at yourself now?"
"BURN!" Junior jumped over Wendy for the moment."Shut Up." Wendy simply said.
"I have fashion." Larry said."I wear clothes!"
"Only when you go on dates with Carmen," Erin said."That's because she scares you a bit."
"It's not her fault that she scares me a lot," Larry whispered."It's only the beginning."
"Hey! You forgot to call her Wendell!" Kamek said.
(I'm done with calling her Wendell. But here's a little surprise.)
A ticket to the Real World falls into Kamek's hands.
"Thanks!" Kamek smiled happily.
"OH NO!" El Cheapo woke up."THERE'S NO WAY THAT YOU'RE GOING TO THE REAL WORLD OR I'LL DOCK YOUR PAY!"
"Did you have a nice nap?" Bella asked."Because you have to answer Slenderman!"
Slenderman walks on the stage and pulls up a chair."..." he said.
"Did you say talk about my past? Why?" El Cheapo asked Bella.
"He's allowed to help with "mental" issues when you were a kid." Bella said, fixing her hat."He's going to help your fears with black holes."
"I'm not afraid of black holes." El Cheapo said, crossing his arms. Felica was creeping down from the ceiling."The black hole is right behind you." She whispered.
"AH!" El Cheapo jumped on Kamek's back."Get off, fatty!" Kamek threw El Cheapo off.
"That's all the time we have today! Join us next time on: Ask The Koopas!" Rosey said happily.
"That's my line!" Erin said as started to tackle Rosey."ROSEY!" Iggy dived in the pile, as well as almost everyone else.
"Hey, where's Ludwig?" Violent asked Melody as she was walking out of the studio.
"Being attacked by an angry mob," Melody put on some protective gear."I'm gonna save him. Wanna come?"
"Sure," Violent put the gear on and followed Melody out of there.
Did Ludwig survive the flash mob? Will Erin stop tackling Rosey before it gets out of hand? When will El Cheapo stop being such a crybaby about black holes? Why am I asking all these questions? Tune in for the answers to these questions next time in: ASK THE KOOPAS!