How long has it been since I updated this story? Anyway, since there's not much questions, it's gonna get random in here! Disclaimer Time!
The Koopalings, Kamek, Junior, and Fatty Bowsles belongs to Nintendo
Melody, Erin, and The Spirits of Discord belongs to me
Violent belongs to kookylover98
Rosey belongs to Jennette Violet(who has an account)
Alyssa belongs to Thisisafanfiction
Alli belongs to AlliTheSuperGenius004
And introducing Chase, who belongs to PixlPower15859! So long for the randomness! Review or PM questions and enjoy!
It was very dark in the studio, as it has not been used in a very long time. Everyone was cutting their ways through the cobwebs left by the spiders.
"Wendy! At least do something!" Erin was swinging the machete dangerously to the koopa's head."No way. I don't want my nails dirty!"
"Fine, you lazy bum who's a shemale!"
"What's a shemale?" Junior asked the 13-year-old."A shemale is someone who acts like a girl, but is actually a boy. So there." Erin kept swinging with the music of the flash mob outside.
"EXCUSE ME?!" Wendy said in her man voice."Hahahahahahaha!" Junior rolled around on the ground.
The door opened and two people were dragging Ludwig inside."Dude, so many fan girls were in that crowd." Someone in a haz-mat suit took its' helmet off, revealing Melody."Right, Violent?"
"Yep," Violent took her helmet off too."So many and no time to kill- I mean, subdue them." Melody held up her fist for a fist-bump, and got one from Violent in return.
"So, why are the lights on the stage on?" Lemmy pointed to the stage, which lights were on."Weird. We haven't been in here forever, but the lights are on."Violent looked at the sky.
(What? Don't blame me, I was busy!)
"Busy with life!"Larry yelled at the sky."Who are you talking to, son?" Bowser asked him.
"My lawyer."
"Oh," Bowser said."That's nice." Everyone kept getting closer to the stage, seeing who was on it. There were eight of them, each different heights and had many different colors of hair.
"Come on, guys," Erin kept cutting through them."Let's check them out- ninja style!" She jumped on the I-beam and climbed like a sloth."Wow," Melody said."There are some things I don't know about that girl."
"This is cool," Iggy crawled under the webs and looked around."Come on, Rosey." He grabbed the girl's hand."Let's introduce ourselves to them."
Rosey nodded and followed after him."Aw, those two lovers." Wendy clapped her hands together."Don't you love love?"
"No, it gives me hives." Alyssa commented.
"Seriously," A voice said."What are we gonna do with him?" Everyone paused where they were and listened."I don't know, we can probably sell him to those Shy Guys, but it depends."
"We can put him in a Pedo Bear suit and leave him in a mall," Another voice commented."Or we can cover him in bacon and leave him in the lion pit at the zoo."
"BACONNNNNNN!" Lemmy hopped out from the darkness."Lemmy, no!" Roy cried out."You owe me money!"
"What is this repulsive thing on my leg?" A girl came into view, trying to shake Lemmy off her leg."Kyloyn, it's just a koopa." Another girl pulled Lemmy off and hugged him."He's so soft!"
"Yay! Softness!" Lemmy cried out. Suddenly, Bowser came out from the middle of the crowd.
"Can we just start the questions, so I can leave?"
"Bowser Tiffany Koopa the Great, thirty-five years old, and so fat that his belly is a battle field in Call of Duty." The girl called out.
"Your middle name's Tiffany?" Melody tried not to laugh.
"My parents thought I was gonna be a girl because my eggshell was pink!" Bowser said.
Everyone broke down laughing. Erin laughed so hard that she fell from the I-beam and landed in Ludwig's hair, but he didn't care.
"Don't forget his nickname: Fatty Bowsles!" A boy called out.
"I'M NOT FAT!" Bowser called out." I'm just a little chubby on one side..."
"Which basically means you fat, Fatty Bowsles." Another boy called out, and they all laughed."Shut up!" Bowser called out.
Everyone kept laughing, until Melody called out,"That is comedy gold! What's your guy's names?"
"I'm Dimioria," The girl holding Lemmy introduced."And these are my siblings: Crevincie, Auburne, Kyloyn, Lukase, Erwind, and Hermione."Her siblings waved or winked at the girls(in Lukase's case). "And we are the Spirits of Discord."
"Why are you here, then?" Ludwig asked them."Well, we decided to crash here. And by that, we mean hanging that guy up there." Dimioria pointed up to a boy being tied upside-down.
He had brown eyes and wore thick rimmed black glasses, which Alyssa commented,"Like the ones I'm forced to wear!" The boy was wearing light-colored linen clothes, but also had a snowy white and light blue thick robe on, with white gloves with snowflakes designs.
Erin looked up, before pulling out a piece of paper."Is your name by any chance Chase?"
The boy nodded. Everyone looked up to the ceiling.
(What?)
"Aren't you gonna let him down?" Morton asked the ceiling.
(Oh, yeah.)
Suddenly, Chase fell from the sky and landed in Ludwig's hair."Hey!" Ludwig said."Vhy are you letting people land in my hair?"
(Because it's funny. Deal with it.)
"Are we gonna answer questions or not?" Kamek hopped on his chair in the back, audience behind him."Let's do this!"
"Wait, who read the questions last time?" Junior looked up at the ceiling.
(Are you seriously gonna depend on me for your info? Fine, let me check.)
Everyone heard footsteps and a door closing, they waited until they heard more footsteps and the door close behind something.
(Here. Iggy read last, which means it's Kamek next.)
"Yes! These questions are from PixlPower15859!" Kamek looked at the paper while fist-bumping.
"I thought it was me next." Junior said to the sky."You can't read, man, you can't read."Lemmy explained.
"That's my creator." Chase commented.
For your asking the Koopalings story, Questions!
Lemmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HOW DO YOU MAKE YOURSELF SO CUTE!? WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?! WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE?! WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE SIBLING?! CAN I HUG YOU?!
Larry: You are the only other Koopalings I like. What's the dirt on everyone, and by everyone, I mean BOWSER!
Everyone else:...hi...
Lemmy: Sorry for my fan girlish moment, even though I am a boy. If you were mobbed by a fan girl...it was ME!...dressed in a costume I borrowed from someone named Doy or Roy or something...it was a costume of a fan girl...
Bye! :D
"Wow." Melody cleaned out her ears."That's a Lemmy fan girl. The most craziest, next to Ludwig's and Mr. L's."
"Ironically, it's a boy." Chase explained.
"That's nice. I like when people luv me!" Lemmy said."Did you just say 'luv?'" Violent asked him.
"Don't be hatin', sister!"
"The dirt on Bowser, which I just found out, is that his middle name's Tiffany! And thanks for the compliment."Larry said.
Melody blinked, before saying,"Wait. Fan girl costume? Roy!"
"I didn't steal your fan girl costume," Roy said."A Shy Guy stole it from you."
"STEVE!"Melody screamed out."YOU ARE SO DEAD!"Meanwhile, a red Shy Guy hides in the audience.
"LEMMY!" A random fan girl ran out on the stage."It's my costume!" Melody jumped on PixlPower15859 and started to tackle him.
"Why is there so much violence on here?" Asked Rosey.
"Because there is," Violent explained as she glued poptarts and Ludwig's face.
"One: I'm just cute. Two: I'm just awesomely awesome. Three: BACON! Four: Ludwig and Five: Sure!" Lemmy answered with a snap.
"Why does everyone hate me?" Ludwig mumbled behind the poptarts.
"You popped my ball!"Lemmy said.
"You destroyed my awesomeness!" Roy said angrily.
"You made Charlie scared of dogs smaller than him!" Iggy said.
"You ate all my chocolate in my hidden stash!" Wendy moaned.
"Actually, that was me."
"Larry!" Wendy mitch-slapped him hard.
"You told me that I was annoying!" Morton said with fire in his eyes.
"BECAUSE YOU ARE!" Everyone yelled at him.
"I got under house arrest because of your terrible music!" Larry held up his bracelet he got from Judge Mathis.
"You're seriously a douche, man." Alyssa told Ludwig."Nyan Cat agrees with me. Right?"
"Mew!(Totes agree!)"
"Is he a shemale, Erin?" Junior asked the 13-year-old?"I can't tell, man."Erin replied.
"Next set of questions from AlliTheSuperGenius004!" Kamek passed the paper."Larry, catch!"
Larry caught the paper and began to read the questions.
Sure. Um...
Ludwig: What's your favorite song that you composed?
Lemmy: If all the food in the world was gone and you had to live on one thing, what would it be?
Roy: What's the heaviest weight you can lift?
Iggy: Which is better: science or inventing?
Wendy: Which cosmetics company would you recommend to people who look up to you?
Morton: What is your favorite topic to talk about?
Larry: Which sibling is your favorite? Do you have one?
Junior: If you had the choice, which of your siblings would you kick out when you become King of the Darklands?
Bowser: Is your fire breath a heridity thing or is just skills? And if you it's skills, you don't have any.
Melody: Out of all your friends, which three are your favorite?
Erin: Which one of Peach's friends is better: Daisy or Rosalina?
"HEY!" Bowser said."I HAVE THE SKILLS!"
"Let me just call my mom, then." Alyssa brought out her phone and typed in her mother's number."Hey, Linda. I have a question for you, does Dad have any skills? 'Cause some girl just asked Dad if he has any skills. Really? At what?" Alyssa dropped the phone.
"Well," Bowser asked."Do I have any skills?"
"Well one thing," Alyssa said."But I can't mention it. Not in front of Junior."
"What is it? You can mention it, just not in the wrong way."
"Fine. She said you were good at this." Alyssa grabbed a doughnut and a random hotdog, before putting the hot dog into the doughnut.
"What do you mean by-oh."Bowser flexed his muscles."I am good at that!And yes, it is heredity."
"Eww. That's just, eww." Melody exclaimed as everyone joined her."My eyes are slowly burning from this muscle-flexing." Iggy said.
"It'd be BACONNN!"Lemmy's mouth started to foam. Everyone backed off from him slowly.
"Kamek," Erin said slowly."Did you by any chance you brought the shots?"
"Nope."
"I got this in the bag." Violent walked up to Lemmy with a Snickers bar."Lemmy," she explained slowly."You're not yourself when you're hungry." She handed him the bar.
Lemmy cracked it open and ate it."Mmm," he said."On second thought, I think I'd rather live on Snicker bars."
Roy flexed his muscles."I don't mean to brag, but I can lift about 100 pounds, unlike my dad, who can lift 0.1 pounds."
"I can lift 100 pounds." Bowser boasted, pointing to a 100-pound dumbbell. He waddled over to it.
"Aww, he waddles." Kyloyn cracked and every one of her siblings laughed."Shut up!" Bowser lifted up the dumbbell, saying,"Who's laughing now, mitch?"
"Dad, you do realize those are 10,000 pound dumbbells?" Roy said with a smirk. He was right, because as soon as he said that, Bowser crashed through the ground. Everyone heard a loud thud, following by an "Ow."
"That's what you get, Fatty Bowsles!" Dimioria yelled after him.
"Nice troll," Ryder patted Roy on his back."In a thousand years, I wouldn't have never thought of it."
"I like talking about cake," Morton said."And food facts. Did you know that people in South America eat guinea pigs. Also, most of China or Japan's food is filled with bugs, which is a great source of protein if you get lost in the woods. There's a soup in Europe that's made of a nest that's glued together with the bird's spit! I can't believe it. Can you believe it?"
"No," Hermione said sarcastically."I can't believe it. Can you believe it, Auburne."
"My favorite sibling is Bowser Jr." Larry said as he hugged Bowser Junior."Aww," Everyone said cutely.
"Aw, I totally can't believe it!" Auburne walked up to Morton."Oh, Grambi." Hermione shook her head."The only food from the Real World you can make here is calamari, or fried squid." Auburne told Morton."Really?" He asked her.
"Yeah, of course." Auburne said."I eat it all the time!"
"Out of all my friends?" Melody asked the ceiling."I have a lot of them, but if I had to choose...it'd be Felica, CJ, and Carmen." She thought for a moment."Felica because she makes good salmon, CJ, 'cause her sarcasm is pretty funny, and Carmen, because she gets mad easily."
"I would kick out Wendy," Junior said."'Cause there's no room for shemales!"
"I AM NOT A SHEMALE!"Wendy yelled."IGGY'S A SHEMALE!"
"Technically, he's insane." Erin pointed out, but Wendy wasn't done with her rant."WHY DO PEOPLE THINK I'M A MAN!? I HAVE A DUCKIN' DRESS ON!"
"Well," Ludwig answered."I loved my piece I wrote, which was 'Koopany Number 5: Moonlight Santana.'" Melody looked at Ludwig."Don't forget with the accompaniment of guitar, by me."
"I like Daisy," Erin explained."But Rosalina is the mom of my bestest friend, Moon. But then again, she only visits every 100 years unless she uses the teleporter that we gave her. So..." She thought."It'd be both!"
"Well," Wendy said."For all my fans, it'd be Maybelline. Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline!" "I like both science and inventing," Iggy said, but he whispered,"but not ducks."
"Mew meoww mew? (Why don't you, girl?)", Nyan Cat asked Iggy with a confused look on his sugary face."Because it's a long story," Iggy answered."and I don't think Rosey deserves to know."
"Come on Iggy," Rosey said, hugging him."You can tell me." "Yeah, you can tell all of us," Chase said shrugging."Fine, the reason I'm afraid of ducks is because...when I was at a petting zoo, one of them bit my dinkleberries."
"What do you mean-oh," Dimioria said, wincing."That's gotta hurt." "Yeah,"Iggy said."It did."
"Yeah..." Ryder said as he played on his phone."DAMN YOU, SPLASHY FISH!" He cursed as he threw his Iphone5s on the ground, which broke into a million pieces.
"This is why I didn't download the app," Dimioria explained."It's too anger-inducing material." "True," Hermione said as she looked at her phone."I got a text message."
Text Message from: Peach
Erin? Are you there? Why'd you steal my tanks from the army storage? Because I have a HUGE headache from those breast implants.
*Record Scratch*
"Who's playing with the record?" Bowser asked everyone.
"Sorry," Chase said."My hand touched the record when I heard why Iggy was afraid or ducks."
"Peach has breast implants?" Lemmy's eyes started to move apart even further as he was thinking."Look what you done to Lenny!" Lukase said as he lifted Lemmy up.
"Lemmy, Lukase." Dimoiria said."It's Lemmy." "Wait." She said to the ceiling."Wasn't there one more sheet of questions?"
(Okay. I may have maybe accidentally deleted the comment that had it.)
"Idiot." Dimioria said.
(That's all the time we had for today, so The Hint, please resend your questions and review and read! Bye!)
"Wait-!"Everyone said as the camera turned off.
Yeah. It was a slow day today, but hopefully there will be more questions to answer next time on: ASK THE KOOPAS!