Me (Announcer voice): In this episode of ASK THE KOOPAS!:
FUNNY MOMENTS,
EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS,
A SPECIAL GUEST,
and someone calls me an idiot D:
Stephano: Serves you right. You. are. an idiot.
Me: Shut up. Besides, you ruined who's the special guest D:.
Stephano: They were going to find out anyway.
Me: Yeah, you're right. Now for the disclaimer!
Stephano: Can I say it?
Me: Sure.
Stephano: The Koopalings, Kamek, and Fat Turtle Man belongs to Nintendo. Melody, Erin, and Spirits of Discord belongs to Demented and Disturbed over there. Violent belongs to kookylover98, Alli belongs to AlliTheSuperGenius004, Rosey belongs to Jennette Violet, Alyssa belongs to Thisisafanfiction, Chase belongs to PixlPower15859, and I belong to Pewdie.
Me: Don't you mean Pewdie'pie'?
Stephano: (pulls out sword and holds up to neck) Don't backsass me. I know everything, for I'm Stephano.
Me: (sweating) Let's begin!
"HI, EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TO ASK THE-"
"Shut UP, Lemmy!" Bowser walked into the studio."Besides, you don't just say that to random people!"
"But you do," Lemmy was close to tears, and Chase hugged him."What kind of person are you?" He asked him.
"A cruel one," Bowser said with a trollface. "Durka dur." Morton said as he walked in.
Everyone walked in, except Lukase."Where's Lukase?" Kyloyn asked everyone, who shook their heads no.
"Oh Grambi," Kyloyn face-palmed."He's doing it again." As soon as she said that, the door got knocked down by- Ke$ha!?"'Cause the party don't start till I walk in!"
"KE$HA!" Wendy bowed at her feet."I am, like, your BIGGEST FAN!" "Thank you, Wen-dell." Ke$ha disappeared and became Lukase."I got you!" Lukase said happily. Wendy had a rage face on.
"Durka dur!" Morton said, Larry looking at him."Are you gonna say that every time someone gets trolled?""Yep." Morton answered, smiling.
"Let's start the questions," Kamek said, looking at the sheet."Whose turn is it? I forgot," Everyone looked at the ceiling.
(What?)
"Whose turn is it to read the questions?" Lemmy asked.
(Time for a flashback.)
"Yay!" Lemmy cried as the flashback started.
FLASHBACK
"You're seriously a douche, man." Alyssa told Ludwig."Nyan Cat agrees with me. Right?"
"Mew!(Totes agree!)"
"Is he a shemale, Erin?" Junior asked the 13-year-old?"I can't tell, man."Erin replied.
"Next set of questions from AlliTheSuperGenius004!" Kamek passed the paper."Larry, catch!"
Larry caught the paper and began to read the questions.
FLASHBACK ENDED
"You skipped me!" Kyloyn yelled at the ceiling.
(I did it on purpose. Lukase, go.)
Lukase caught the falling paper and looked at it."This one comes from...pokegirlsky!"
Question: soooo bowser about your crush on peach...ps ur awesome and lemmy is my fave koopalings ps I'm sorry Wendy but I don't like ya too much...
"WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME?" Wendy said in her man voice angrily."Because of that man voice, Wendell." Lukase pointed out.
"SHUT UP!" Wendy yelled.
"Told you I'm awesome!" Bowser said, flexing his muscles. Everyone groaned. "Dude," Lukase said."I think I just gained ten pounds just by looking at your muscles. And I don't even gain weight!"
"Burn!" Junior said as he jumped over Bowser."Thank you!" Lemmy smiled.
Suddenly, there was a phone ringing."The phone, the phone is ringing!" Junior pointed at the phone.
"I thought we agreed, Junior, that you would stop watching Wonderpets." Violet pointed out."Sorry, force of habit." Junior shrugged.
Bowser picked up the phone."Hello?" He asked."Linda!? No, Peach and I are just friends! What do I think about the tape under our bed that I forgot to hide in the catacombs? No, no, no, she was just a crush from high school. No, don't burn my Peach doll!"
Record Scratch
"Awk-ward." Kyloyn said as everyone stared at Bowser.
"Peach doll, eh?" Larry smiled a pedo-bear smile."New secret about you, Dad."
"Shut up! I bought her on eBay." Bowser whined, Melody shaking her head."You really have a sad life, Bowsles." She grabbed the next sheet of questions."These are from writereclipse101!"
questions for as many people that I feel like!
bowser: ok...there may have been a time that I actually liked you...but I'm not admitting it... (I WAS 6 THEN!)
Ludwig: *cuts off all your hair* I'm doing this for Wendy. also, cant you be nice to junior. just because he stole the throne doesn't mean you have to kill him! go find your own kingdom luddy!
Lemmy: have some chocolate!
Roy: you remind me of my brother. I hate my brother. meaning I hate you. go die in a hole.
Iggy: I don't see why people call you crazy. I know you smack your behind before battle and all that stuff, but I find you loveable *gives you a hug*
Wendell: *transforms Ludwig's cut off hair into a wig* there ya go...Wendell... *troll song plays*
Morton: PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!
Larry: where is my money...I know you have it...if you don't hand it over...I will murder you in your sleep...
junior: ok, lets see...aha! what would you do to Ludwig when you become king? torture or death?
everyone else I'm to lazy to mention: you can kick one person off the show (not the ocs) who will it be... also, that person has to answer any questions for him\her in the dungeon which they will stay in.
have fun, and let your inner hate for me shine after these questions!
"Torture!" Junior chose quickly."By nyan cat!" Suddenly, the poptart cat flew in happily, mewing "Meow!(Totes yeah!)"
"I'm STILL awesome!" Bowser said."Both writeresclipse101 and pokegirlsky said so!"
"They liked you when they were young, you idiot!" Dimioria yelled at him."It doesn't mean they like you now!"
"YAY!" Lemmy said as it rained chocolate on him."Hug me," Iggy said, getting a hug from writeresclipse101."Demented and Disturbed's crazy too."
(I'm not crazy! I just have an awesome imagination.)
A rainbow appeared when the author said that."That's...one heck of an imagination." Iggy said smiling."Oh, you don't even know what Lukase imagines!" Dimioria said, shaking a bit."So much boobs..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ludwig said as his hair magically disappeared and appeared on Wendy as thick, long hair! "And I vill never stop hating Junior!" He vowed. "I guess we can now call you Nowig." Ryder pointed out, snickering.
"I don't care," Roy shrugged."I have Melody." He wrapped his arm around Melody.
"AWW," All the girl OC's except Alyssa said."It's just a relationship. What's cute about that?"
"I don't have it," Larry said."It's probably in the bank, growing every year..."
"DURKA DUR!" Morton said, before looking around."WHERE ARE THEM PINK, FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS?" Everyone face-palmed."I WILL FIND YOU, WRITERECLIPSE101!" Wendy vowed in her man voice.
"Durka dur." Morton said as he rode a pink, fluffy unicorn dancing on a rainbow."This is so kawai," Alyssa curled up in a ball."So much pink..." "Now you made Alyssa creeped out, Morton!" Erin yelled at Morton.
"BOWSER!" All the OC's said, pointing at the fat koopa.
"I'm not fat!" Bowser looked at the ceiling.
(Just believe what you want to believe...Fatty.)
"Burn!" Lukase and Junior said together."It would've been funnier if there was an explosion." Lukase said.
"Creepers gonna creep!" A creeper walks on the stage, wearing a hipster hat backwards."Dear Grambi!" Melody grabbed everyone and ducked behind a bomb shelter."WHAT THE FU-" The creeper yelled, before exploding the stage. There was a giant earthquake, and everyone fell down the hole.
"What the hell happened?" Lukase said as he rubbed his head."We fell in a hole, what do you think happened?" Ryder asked him."I was surrounded by hot women." Lukase answered, while Ryder face-palmed.
"Wait," Kyloyn turned to her brother."It's your fault we got in here! Now, my hair will get messed up and fuzzy!" She tackled Lukase, who screamed."He'll be fine," Dimioria said."Just as long she doesn't go there."
"Great news everybody!" Erin said as she put her phone away."The Monty Moles and Magikoopas are coming to fix this mess and make a new entire studio!" Everyone cheered and clapped, but Erin was not done.
"Bad news is, they told me that we would have to find our own way out, otherwise concrete will come on all of us and kill us slowly and painfully." Erin clapped her hands together."Now who has an idea on how to get out of here?"
Nobody talked for a moment, before a voice with a French accent spoke up."I can help with that." Everyone turned around and saw a golden man; literary. He was wearing some sort of Arabian attire, with a sword hanging down from it.
"Hellos, I am Stephano." The man announced to the group."I have been waiting for you." Everyone didn't speak for a moment, until Larry ran up to him."STAPHANO!" Larry tackled the statue. Stephano made an appalled face."Who are you?" He asked Larry.
"It's me Larry," Larry said."Remember, I played Amnesia: The Dark Descent." "That's why you wouldn't go down the dark hallways of the castle for a week," Morton remembered.
"Hellos again, Lars." Stephano said, Larry squealing."HE ALMOST KNOWS MY NAME!" He fainted."Imagine how Carmen would feel when she finds out she's been replaced by a talking, sarcastic golden statue." Melody thought.
"The forests..." Ryder said, going into Fetal Position."I hate you, Luke! I hate you!" Kyloyn said as she punched Lukase in the face."Stop it!" Stephano looked at them.
"If you want this to happen to any of you, I suggest you follow me," Stephano walked down the hall, everyone following him except Melody and Erin, who hung back.
"I'm pretty sure he works with the Untrusted Statues," Erin said."It says on the wiki." "How do you know what a Untrusted Statue is?" Melody asked."Larry's not the only one who played that game."
As everyone walked along, Stephano stopped for a moment."Stop," he said."I think I hear something." Everyone stood still, before a loud fart could be heard. Stephano made an appalled face again, turning around."Who the hell did that?" He asked.
Everyone pointed at Bowser. "This is what you get when you eat 15 tacos on Taco Tuesday and Thursday, and eat 23 fajitas on Fajita Friday!" Bowser said as he farted again.
"The farts are toxic to us!" Violent said as she put on a haz-mat suit, everyone doing the same."We must put you with the fangirls!" Violent said as she grabbed Bowser and lifted him up.
"How is this possible?!" Bowser asked.
(I gave her super strength.)
Violent climbed up a ladder and opened the door. Fangirls were pouring in, Violent threw Bowser out, shutting the door."Fangirls won't last his farts." She smiled evilly. Everyone climbed up the ladder, and found out that the Monty Moles and Magikoopas fixed the studio.
"Whoa!" Lemmy said as he looked around."They gave us our own chairs!" Melody sat down in her chair, which was black and electric blue."Feels like a throne." She pointed out. Everyone sat in their chairs, which were their favorite colors.
"Time for the next set of questions," Kamek said, looking at the camera."We can put this on T.V!" "WE KNOW!" Everyone said as Kamek murmured,"Sheesh." and handed Morton the questions.
"These questions come from PixlPower15859!" Morton answered, while Chase said,"Not again."
Questions to Ask The Koopas:
Ludwig: ...give me back my recorder, I need it to hit someone on the head.
Lemmy: *gives 1,000,000,000 packages of bacon* I found these in Bowser's room.
Roy: I found a Princess Peach poster labeled, "Belongs To Roy," in Bowser's handwriting. Who does it belong to?
Iggy: I feel sorry for your fear of ducks. *gives hug*
Larry: Someone named ceiling cat is looking for you...
Bowser: Due to a black hole in Super Mario Galaxy, it seems you have a fear of black holes. Well, I sent an experiment that create ls black holes. It's name is Holio, so of you find it...Enjoy facing your fear!
"Thank you," Iggy said as he hugged PixlPower15859."It helps me know that people care." Rosey hugged him too.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Larry hid under the table."I THOUGHT HE WAS GONE!"
"Apparently, he's still made at you for killing Basement Cat. Now, there's no chaos in the cat world." Kamek said mysteriously."Which means that everyone's perfect. No impurities." Everyone backed away carefully.
"Don't you mean Nowig?" Ryder said as Nowig handed PixlPower15859 his recorder back, while Bowser ran in."Hey, Fatty," Dimioria said as she chilled in her chair."Did the fangirls die?"
"VAIT A MINUTE!" Nowig yelled to the ceiling."DID YOU JUST CALL ME NOWIG?"
(No...)
"YAYYYYYYYYYY! BACON!" Lemmy said as bacon fell from the sky."Bacon in the sky with diamonds! Bacon in the sky with diamonds!"
Roy looked at his father with an eyebrow raised."You really try to frame it on me, huh? I have a girlfriend!"
"No! There's a demon out there!" Bowser hid behind Kamek as the 'demon' came it. It was a little teddy bear."Oh my Grambi, that's cute!" Erin came over and picked up the teddy bear."Oh my Grambi, I'm gonna call you Tim!"
"Actually, that's Holio..." Iggy said, but Erin still hugged the bear."Who cares! This is Tim, or Holio. It has to have a real name!" Holio, or Tim, hopped down from Erin's arms and walked toward Bowser.
"Get it away!" Bowser stood on a table, picking up his skirt."This is really sad." Melody shook her head and looked up at the ceiling."Did you get the response from The HINT yet for losing the questions?"
(Yep. I'll read it to you:
Great job idiotic and stupid, but i will take my anger on your charactets.
In exactly six seconds a wheel will apear and each character will spin it wich will chose their horendous demise. Simple as that.
Also you can add a humilate-a-thon next chapter.)
"The HINT's right, y'know?" Bowser said, still on the table. Melody pulled out an umbrella as it started to rain indoors."Now you made the authoress sad! Shame on you!" Melody took her fingers and rubbed them together."Come on, let's shame Bowser."
"Shame!" Everyone shamed Bowser, who just shrugged."I don't give a damn thing about that mitch!"
"It's okay, Authoress in the Sky." Larry said."I forget things sometimes, like feeding Chompy." "THAT'S why he attacked me!" Iggy recalled."But I forgive you, Larry.
"See," Larry said."He forgave me. I forgive you."
(Thanks, Larry. Let's begin.)
It stopped raining and a random wheel appeared. Everyone turned to the wheel."So...who's going first?" Kamek asked, looking at the ceiling.
(Hold on... *sticks hand into hat and pulls out a name* Junior!)
Junior hopped up to the wheel and spun it. It landed on a card. Bowser Jr. held it up to the ceiling so the authoress could read it, since he couldn't.
(Junior, you have to juggle flaming knives. Blindfolded.)
"Can't I get an easier one?" Junior asked the ceiling as someone appeared."Hey, D!" Larry waved to D. "Sorry man," D told Junior as she blindfolded him and balanced the knives in his hands."That's what you get when you lose a guest's questions."
"Now just focus. That's all you have to do." D explained as Junior threw the knives in the air and caught them."I did it!" "Keep going!" Junior kept throwing them and catching them, until Morton told him,"Great job, Junior!"
"Thanks!" Junior as he caught two of the knives, but one landed on his hair, which caught fire. "Is that BBQ?" Junior asked, but he soon burned to a crisp.
"JUNIOR!" Bowser went to the ashes of his son."YOU WEREN'T SO WEIRD!" "Calm down," Erin said."He has three extra lives." As soon as she said that, Junior respawned."Did I win?"
"No, you burnt to a crisp." Nowig said grimly."Since you are being a douche, Nowig, you're next." D stepped aside as Nowig spun the wheel of demise.
"Your demise is..." D looked at the card."The human pinata!" Soon, random people came and gave Nowig a makeover. He was hanging from a pole, dressed like a donkey."Are you guys going to knock me down?" He asked."Erin! Bring them in!" D commanded.
Erin was nicely dressed up like a baseball player, with toads following in behind her."Who are these people?" Nowig asked."Friends and teammates from the Junior Baseball League." She pulled her hat down."And we hit the ball pretty hard. Let's do this!"
"Wait, I changed my mind-ack!" Nowig couldn't finish, as he was painfully pelted by wooden baseball bats hard."WHY, GRAMBI, WHY!" Nowig cried as he was beat up painfully to death. He respawned next to Junior luckily.
"Where's the candy?" One boy asked."Yeah! We didn't ask our moms to drive us here without getting something!" A girl said. D snapped her fingers and candy, coin bags, and new baseball bats fell from the sky, the kids cheering.
"Okay, kids!" D told the kids."You didn't see, hear, or did any of this. And if they ask you where you got the coin bags and candy, tell them it was from the lawyer down the street."
"Yay!" The kids left the building, beating up fangirls who came close to their candy. "Double demise: Dimioria and Alyssa!" Dimioria hopped up with Alyssa."You know I can't die, right?"
"I know, that's why I made you mortal." D said."Now spin the freakin' wheel!" "Alright!" Alyssa spun the wheel and it landed on a card, which D picked up.
"Let leeches suck your body fluids." D looked at the card."Seems reasonable." She snapped her fingers and a hot tub full of leeches appeared."Put on a bathing suit, if I were you."
Alyssa went backstage and came out wearing a two-piece. Both were black with red lacing. Lukase whistled, but Dimioria slapped him."I'll keep my clothes on." Dimioria took off her boots and stepped in the hot tub, Alyssa doing the same. After a while, D told the two, "Come on out."
Both of them went out, and they looked pale. Some leeches were still on them, sucking the vital fluids."If you need me, I gonna sleep on the comfy ground." Alyssa swayed and fell on the ground, passed out. Dimioria fell on the ground.
"I think they had enough, don't you think?" Everyone nodded and D snapped her fingers. Alyssa's skin wasn't pale anymore and Dimioria got her immortality back."Well, that wasn't so bad." Alyssa stretched her arms.
"Morton!" D called out as Morton came up and spun the wheel. D took the card."Wear this." D held up a mankini."What's that? A mankini?" Morton asked and D nodded."Put this on, 'cause you need this for the next part."
Morton went backstage and came out wearing the mankini."Dear Grambi, save us!" Lukase said as he covered his eyes. Larry covered Junior's eyes quickly before he could see."All that fat...is just hanging there." The OC's shivered.
"You have to jump into a pit of piranha plants," D said. She snapped her fingers and a diving board with a pool full of piranha plants appeared. Morton started to climb up the ladder and looked down."Don't look down, Morton!" Larry said."It just makes them bloodthirsty for your kiwis!"
"Kiwis?" Violent asked before Larry whispered in her ear."Oh, those kiwis. Don't look down; a man's kiwis are his pride!" Violent said."Don't lose them!" "I trying not to!" Morton said, looking down. "I'm done," Stephano got up and went to the ladder and started to climb it. When he got to the top, he pulled out his sword.
"Jump, Moron." Stephano said."You have to be a brave turtle. Just close your eyes and jump." Morton nodded, closed his eyes and jumped. Unfortunately, Stephano was near the edge of the board and when Morton jumped, the board bounced and Stephano fell over into the pool of piranha plants.
"Oh, my, GRAMBI!" Morton cried out."They're eating me!" "Protect your kiwis!" Violent yelled at him. Stephano rolled around in the plants."This feels weird." He said in his French accent, before being engulfed by the plants. Morton put his hands down there before also being eaten by the plants.
Soon, both of them respawned next to the others."What the hell was that?" Stephano asked D."Don't know, but everyone else has to do one thing because we have to end the show now."
D picked up a random card. She had a worried face."Everyone else must fight mobs hand-to-hand combat style. Don't worry; they're Minecraft mobs." She said."You won't get die...I think." D snapped her fingers.
Everyone else was in a Minecraft forest, everything dark and foggy."I'm scared, Dad." Larry whimpered."Me too; that demon's in here." Bowser turned his eyes to Holio, who was in Erin's arms."You'll protect me, right Tim?"
Holio nodded, before they heard a wolf howl. A couple of red eyes came out of the shadows, revealing cave spiders and spiders. One of the cave spiders lunged and bit Larry on the neck."Larry!" Violent said, kneeling to his side.
"Don't worry about me," Larry said."I'm almost dead, anyway. The cave spiders have a poison effect." Larry said, before disappearing and respawning outside the area."Lucky." Wendy said, before falling over, an arrow in her back. A skeleton appeared, bow in hand.
Soon, the remaining people were quickly surrounded by mobs of every kind in Minecraft: creepers, skeletons, spiders, zombies, silverfish, slimes, magma cubes, ghasts, and blazes.
"There's too many!" Violent said as she punched away a zombie."I know! Rosey!" Iggy said as Rosey was sadly blown up by a creeper."ROSEY!" Iggy looked up in the rain."Since when did it started raining?" Violent asked.
"Hold on," D said as she typed the command: /toggledownfall and the rain stopped. "Watch out!" Bowser told Violent as a creeper came up on her."SURPRISE, MOTHERDUCKER!" The creeper exploded, taking Violent with him. She respawned next to D and the others.
Iggy was quickly consumed by some silverfish, before appearing next to Rosey."Rosey!" Iggy said."Iggy!" Rosey hugged Ludwig, the female OC's saying,"Aww!"
Alyssa made a face as Roy teleported out of the arena."How'd you die?" She asked him."A slime ate me. It felt wrong. Just wrong." He shivered as Melody transported next to him, covered in black soot.
"Ghast got you?" Roy asked his girlfriend."No, a blaze did. And also a ghast." Melody crossed her arms."Stupid crybabies." Bowser was punching away some zombies, when a grin appeared on Erin's face.
"Tim," Erin told Holio."Sic him." Holio hopped down from Erin's arms, as she was blown up by a creeper and grabbed on Bowser."Get it off me!" Bowser shook his leg as he made zombies kill Alli, skeletons shoot down Chase, and silverfish kill Lemmy. All three of them respawned.
"I hate Bowser," Alli told Chase."Yep, he's pretty cheap." "This is taking too long," D said and pressed a button that said 'Water'. Water gushed out and filled up the arena, killing everyone else. They respawned next to the victims.
"That's all we have for toady, so sent in them questions!" D said, smiling."And the HINT, I won't lose your questions this time."
"You won't or you will?" Bowser asked her. D raised an eyebrow.
"This was Ask The Koopas and goodnight. Now Kamek, turn off the camera so that people won't see me kicking Bowser's ass." She pulled up her sleeves."Oh sh-"
The camera was quickly turned off as Bowser was screaming like a little girl as D beat him up.
Hope you guys liked this. This was my longest chapter yet:4,192 words. Yay for goals! The HINT, I promise I won't lose your questions. And Bowser says I will, then I will punch him again. Read, review, and PM your questions!