Once again, welcome back to ASK THE KOOPAS! One person actually asked me about something, and I wanted to say this. Due to the fact I don't update lately, I make a couple of mistakes in the chapter. So I'm gonna try to update DAILY, so I won't forget about it.
Disclaimer: And it's a looooong list...
The Koopalings, Kamek, and Bowser belongs to Nintendo
Melody, Erin, Dimioria, Lukase, Crevincie, and Hermione belongs to me
Alli belongs to AlliTheSuperGenius004
Alyssa belongs to Thisisafanfiction
Chase belongs to PixlPower15859
Rosey belongs to Jennette Violet
Violent belongs to kookylover98
The HINT belongs to himself.
And the newest member of this crazy crew, Cindy Pop belongs to Princess Pop! Enjoy today's chapter!
"HI THERE, PEOPLES! IT'S ME, THE COOLEST KOOPA IN DA WORLD, BOWSER!" Bowser walked in the studio with a hipster hat and a jock's jacket he stole from the high school next door.
"You failed. Just. Failed." Dimioria flew into the room(remember, they're still My Little Ponies.), her siblings following behind her. The OC's entered next, Melody looking at Chase.
"Chase, you look the same as you do before."
"Why thank you!" The blue pony answered the comment. A snowflake hung around his neck.
"So, where are those damn koopalings?" Alyssa asked the audience, who simultaneously shrugged. "That's just weird." Violent replied, who was still violet.
"I guess we HAVE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS without them," Melody opened the paper up, but various voices answered, "NO!" and smoke appeared. When it cleared, the koopalings and Lukase were sitting in the Klown Kar, which was horribly destroyed.
"MY KAR!" Bowser ran over to the Kar, and rubbed it, looking at his kids and Lukase. "What did you do to my BABY?"
"Looks like I can't drive anymore, now that I got these," Lukase held up his hooves. "But at least I can still shape-shift. Now, let's start those questions!"
"These questions are from the HINT!" Erin read, flapping her wings.
Nice job, you got me right, aldo im a poltergeist so look it up.
Also, it was casual monday (dont ask), so now he wears a labcoat with safety visors (bowser naked, retinas caught on fire).
Everyone looked at H, who was wearing the exact clothes he described while he was eating a banana out of the air. "What? I'm a poltergeist. Deal with it."
"Okay..." Erin looked at the question sheet again.
Now to ze q's:
Ev: do you like the spaceship, it took me 3 minuuts to build it. Also here is youre membership card (give it to youre own oc).
Nowig: here is a hair gtowth formula, dont worry, no side efects (side effects include hair turning against you).
Lemmy: here is a life time supply of bacon.
Morton: are you Morton.
Leslie: im talking to you fatback, you burnt my retinas so im gonna throw you into the pit of a million deaths.
Wendell: i brought your make up to live and there planning to kill you.
Roy: i got a friend of mine who is obsessed with you, she talked about you for 10 months straight, then there was the shrine and a failed cloning experiment, now she wants to marry you and is not gonna stop, as much as it pains me to say this, ill have to protect you, bug if y fail (there is a huge chance) ill send you a wedding gift.
Anyway what was y *gets hit in the neck by a dart*.
Huh, looks like i failed already, well see youuuuuu at the weedddddinnnggggg *passes out, you can here maniacal laughter*.
*female voice* thi video chat will self destruct in one second*
"YES!" Everyone screamed at the ceiling, which involved a chair falling over.
(Ouch!)
"I thought it was The Pit of a Thousand Deaths," Lukase asked. "because I've been there before, and it's so awesome!"
"Meh, who cares," H picked up Bowser with his mind powers(since he's a poltergeist.) and threw him into The Pit of a Million Deaths or something between those lines. I really don't care that much.
"Huh?" Ludwig asked the ceiling. "Wait! No! I already have hair-" Too late, the authoress dropped the potion on him. His Ylvis styled pink hair grew and faced him. The hair started attacking him.
"AHH! MY PINK AND FLUFFY HAIR IS ATTACKING ME!" "Did you read the warning, authoress?" Lukase asked.
(Yes...*throws away bottle*)
"Oh, okay then," Lukase told the ceiling.
"YAY!" Lemmy was showered by cooked bacon. "Nobody knows me except Claire," Morton sat on the ground and looked at a corner. "Who's Claire?" Everybody asked.
"My younger sister," Melody shrugged.
"Uh guys, look outside," Lukase pointed at a window and everyone looked out of it. A girl with a I HEART ROY! shirt and an army of living make-up were coming from the eastern side of the ship. Everyone looked at Wendy with a 'seriously, that much make-up' face.
"What?" Wendy asked them. "It was a great deal!" They still kept doing the face. "Stop it!"
Lukase walked up to the front of the ship. "At least the ship has an auto pilot and-awesome! A membership card for the OC's, Lemmy, Iggy, and Kamek!" The card was made out of solid gold, so it weighted at least 25 pounds.
"Awe-some!" Iggy high-fived Kamek and Lemmy. "I guess he really doesn't like you," Melody touched Ludwig's lively, pink, Yvlis-styled hair. "I'm sorry. Next sheet of questions!"
"Dear Grambi, it's thatkittymeow again!" Bowser cried from The Pit of a Million Deaths, which H pushed him back in there.
ITS ME AGAIN! (Oh no!)
Authoress: I can't believe one of my fave authors like me :3
Morton: to piss you off I will play ed sheeran on the CD player! *takes old cd out and puts ed sheerans album in the CD player*
Roy: why are you so fat? And also why do you wear pink? Pink is for Wendell-I mean Wendy.
Lemmy; I don't care if your gay your still cute and I still 3 u ;)
Larry: WHY WERE YOU IN FLUTTERSHYS COTTAGE?! SHE AND DISCORD TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT!
Everyone: introducing our new special guest...MARIO!
Authoress and Melody: don't worry: he won't touch anyone because if he does, you will use this on him. *pulls out a tiny mushroom and gives it to melody* (those things make mario tiny) *pulls out a Venus fly trap and hands it to melody* (then just put him at the Venus fly trap and watch him be eaten alive (mwahahhaha!))
Morton: your fat too?! 0.o
Wendy: take bitch as a compliment. Bitch dog, dogs bark, barks grow on trees and trees are part of nature and nature is BEAUTIFUL.
Iggy: you are not a nerd, your cool ;)
Ludwig: Ludwig von Beethoven called; he wants his name back.
Melody: have a 50x25" glass pane. Have 3 of em.
And btw, since Ludwig can't be called Ludwig anymore, we will now know him has Kooky.
Everyone: love from thatkittenmeow (or thatkittymeow as you call me).
(Of course I do. I likes everyone. Except flammers, I'LL BE WATCHING FOR YOU!)
"AND TO MAKE IT WORSE, IT WILL BE SUPER-GLUED TO THEM!" Erin put the super-glued headphones on and started playing the album. "YOU WILL LIKE HIM!" Morton was fine for a moment, but then he started rolling on the ground, trying to take the headphones off.
"It's for men, too," Roy put on a straight face when saying this. "And I'm not fat. It's chubbiness." "YOU DID NOT, YOU MITCH!" Wendy yelled in her man-voice.
"Why, thank you!" Lemmy grinned. "Everyone does! Even my girlfriend!"
"That you are gay?" Lukase asked him.
"No, I wasn't." Larry lied. "Yeah, you were. I saw you in Ponyville," Erin held up a video camera, and it had exactly what thatkittymeow described. "Where did you even get that?"
"From Pinkie Pie," Larry turned and murmured, "Memo: Next time, look for anyone before entering houses."
"WAIT, WHAT?!" Everybody exclaimed, as Mario swung in the room on a vine. As soon as he entered, he became the pony version of himself and he fell on the ground, because he didn't have fingers. "IT'S-A ME, A-MARIO!"
"NOOOO!" Bowser fell to his knees-er hooves and looked at the sky. "WHY ME? WHY NOT VIOLENT OR MELODY!?"
"What's with us?" Violent and Melody asked at the same time. "And thank you! He touches me in my sleep." Everyone took some steps back quickly.
"I'm chubby." Morton said.
"No, you're fat. Now go sit in the corner and think about your life." Morton groaned as he sat in the corner once again and hitting his head against the wall.
"YOU WANNA GO, YOU DUCKIN' MITCH?! HUH!" Wendy put up her claws. "She cray-cray." Junior whispered.
"I know," Iggy put on sunglasses and walked into a wall. "Wow." Roy asked. "That really just happened."
"BURN! Sort of." Lukase shrugged and drank some red wine. "Aw! He's drinking!" Erin pointed at him.
"Really? I'm more than 1,000 years old, so I am allowed to."
"Oh."
Melody looked at the glass windows. "Thank you, thatkittymeow!" She thanked the ceiling. "Next question!"
Erin looked at the sheet and announced, "These questions are from...Shadow's Bodyguard!"
Hi! I'm Shadow's Bodyguard, and my job is to make sure that Shadow is safe at all costs. So let's torture him!
Bowser: Dress Shadow up in a Japanese princess dress!
Ludwig: ...cuz all the cool kids, they seem to fit in! Echosmith FTW.
Junior: Finish these lyrics! 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo...'
Morton: You are my fav because no likes you :P.
Wendy: Would you date Shadow, or nah?
Larry: I would like my hairstyle back, pls.
Ludwig: Shut up, Meg.
Lemmy: Can I pinch your cheeks, PLSSSS?!
Roy: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE?! DON'T YOU KNOW I'M KOOPA TOO?!
Iggy: Say this: 'I am sofa king, we todd ed.'
Ocs: Wiggle wiggle wiggle. Do-do-do-do-do. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
"REFERENCE!" Erin fell back in her chair. "TO A CHAPTER BEFORE!"
"Okay, but it's gonna be suicide..." Bowser grabbed a Japanese princess dress.
5 HOURS LATER...
Shadow's right eye twitched as he was wearing a princess dress. Everyone rolled on the ground laughing at the man. "Oh. my. freaking Grambi. You look hilarious!" Melody pointed at him.
"Lemme take a selfie," Lukase took out his phone and posed with Shadow. He snapped a photo and sent it to Koopagram.
"Yeah," Ludwig said. "Duckthewhat."
"Imma pony," Junior shrugged. "What's wrong with you?! Saying that to a six-year old!"
Everyone looked at him with a mitch-please face. "YAH! SOMEBODY OTHER THAN CLAIRE LIKES ME!" Morton whimpered when Roy pointed to the corner. "Depends if he's cute."
"And if he likes bald girls," Iggy told her, Roy high-fiving him in reply.
"Who the duck is Meg?" Ludwig asked the ceiling the question. "No, you're not. Or are you?" Dramatic music played in the background when Roy said it.
"DAMN IT, GARY!" Bowser breathed fire in Gary the goomba's direction, which ran off with his hair on fire.
"I am sofa king, we todd ed."
Roy broke down laughing. Lukase did too, but it took him a while to get the joke. "What? What did it mean?"
Lukase kept laughing between words. "You- just called- yourself- a ducking- retard!" He rolled on the ground, still laughing.
"Just a ittle bittle," Melody laughed as the other oc's joined her, except Rosey, who was comforting Iggy. "You're not a retard; you're smarter than the rest of them, like Ludwig."
Iggy sniffed, while Erin read the questions while doing a handstand. "These questions are from AlliTheSuperGenius004!"
I saw your questions, and I thought they were funny. So, for asking questions for me, I'm going to ask questions for you!
Here are le questions!
Bowser: Why are you so... LAME? And if you deny, name one reason why you think you are so awesome.
Ludwig: Besides blue, what's your favorite color?
Lemmy: Where did you get your ball? And can I have one too?
Roy: Which is more important: your glasses or your muscles?
Iggy: Can I have a chain chomp?
Wendy: What's your favorite type of makeup product (ex. lipstick, blush, eye shadow, etc.)
Morton: How long is the longest speech you ever told?
Larry: Out of all your plants, which type is your favorite?
Junior: What was the first peice of art you ever created?
All Spirits of Discord: Ever heard of the Demons of Evil? They're just like you; they have evil intentions, are all siblings, and have pointless arguments too!
Everyone: What's it like being ponies?
"Because I'm awesome," Everyone hoof-palmed when Bowser answered that.
Ludwig grunted. "I only like blue-" Violent stared intently at him. "-and violet."
"I got it from Kroger's and sure!" Lemmy threw a ball into the audience. "Wait, Kroger doesn't sell balls like this."
"It's custom-made, because Dad threatened to sue them, and he usually wins because he threatens to sue them. Yay!"
Everyone shrugged it off. "Makes sense about that." Lukase said.
"NOOOO! MY PRECIOUSES ARE MINE!" Iggy stroked the chain-chomps. "I guess that's a 'no' then..." Alli frowned. "I want a chain-chomp..."
Roy scoffed. "Neither, cause Melody's more important than the two." All the girl oc's except Melody and Erin swooned. "Girly girls." Erin scoffed.
"DON'T SAY THAT!" Everyone screamed as Morton started his speech. "Actually, it was about cake and a farmer's market. You see, I was three when this happened at the fair. King Dad and Queen Mom took me and everyone else when a baker came up to me and asked "Would you like a piece of cake..."
3 HOURS LATER
"And that's why we were banned from the fair for a year," Everyone already passed out to the first hour, so Morton sat alone in the stage, until a foghorn woke all of them up."
"I LIKE LIPSTICK!" Wendy yelled when she snapped from her dreamscape. "I LIKE FIRE PIRHANAS BECAUSE THEY'RE ADORABLE WHENTHEY BREATHE FIRE ON ERIN!
Erin slapped Larry on the face. "ARE YOU DUCKING SERIOUS?"
"I RECREATED THE MONA LISA!" Junior yelled, everyone looking at him. "You recreated the Mona Lisa?" Bowser asked.
"Duh," Junior shrugged. "When I was two!"
"It's not that bad, really," Ludwig spoke for everybody. "Some of us can fly, some of us can use magic, while most of us can do random crap."
"Is there at least one that's like me?" Hermione asked as she pointed to her fighting and sleeping siblings. "HEY!" Bowser pointed to the rest of the Spirits of Discord, who were looking through the window.
"Give me the broom." Erin got a broom from Melody and went up to whack them. "Get out of here!" She whacked them a couple of times after Kyloyn hissed at her.
"If this is a Gravity Falls reference, that must mean...oh crap." Dimoiria looked out the window to see Bowser summoning something outside. "You better not summon him! I owe him favors!"
Bowser looked up at him, his eyes glowing blue. "What's he summoning?" Larry asked as time slowed down a bit. "Him." Dimioria growled when he appeared, an evil laugh in the background.
The man who appeared was not even a man, but as a yellow triangle. The yellow triangle had black, thin arms and a black top hat and matching bowtie. He was swinging his cane like there was not care in the world.
He looked around, murmuring to himself. "I like it here, oh hey, Dimioria! How's the family?" He floated down to Dimioria, who was grumbling to herself. "Who exactly are you?" Ludwig asked the triangle.
"Name's Bill Cipher, and nice hairdo. Did you steal that from Ylvis?" Bill inspected Ludwig and his siblings, musing, "Yep. I'm surrounded by ponies."
"WE'RE DRAGONS, NOT PONIES!" The Koopalings yelled. "Really? It doesn't look like that, Koopalings." "How do you know who we are?" Larry asked him.
"Oh," Bill replied, twirling his cane. "I know lots of things." He said the last part with a demonic voice, images flickering faster than a blinking eye.
"He's a dream demon," Dimioria explained. "And he owns me a lot of stuff."
"Not that much. Anyways, since chubby here summoned me with no reason, I'm going to stay here." Bill reclined in the air, twirling his cane. "Well, you have to be a pony." Dimioria told him.
Bill smirked as Chubby yelled in the background behind him. "I can do that." His hand caught on fire, a blue flame and his snapped his fingers. Bill started transforming, hands becoming hoofs; his triangular body becoming a pony's. A white flash happened, and Bill wasn't there anymore. Instead, a alicorn was floating in his place.
The alicorn had gray hair and glowed yellow, like Bill did. His legs were covered in a pyramid brick pattern and had a bowtie and a hat, along with a cane he was swinging around. He also had a horn and wings, plus an eyepatch.
"How come he has wings and a horn?" Lemmy asked.
"Ludwig, my siblings and I, and Bill," Dimioria growled as Bill when over her head. "Are like this because we can do magic and or float. We are called alicorns, according to My Little Pony."
"Lucky." Junior hopped up and down. "I have neither of those things!"
"You're an Earth Pony." Dimioria shrugged. "Tough luck."
"Well, that's all the time for today- hey!" Erin was butted to the side as Bill took up the camera.
"Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!" Bill waved as the camera went black.
Was that unexpected or what? Raise your hand if you're a Gravity Falls fan! I am. *raises hand*
Anyways, here's Bill Cipher's pony design by a wonderful artist: pin/561472278517884924/. I don't know who it is, but if you're reading this , you did a nice jab on this.
Like Bill said: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
Bill Cipher belongs to Alex Hirsch.