Sorry I haven't updated in so long! I was busy with school (my grades are good.) and I was updating my fast-paced and full of action: Time Warriors: The Chronicles! Anyways, the person presenting the disclaimer is Gravity Fall's and Alex Hirsch's own...BILL CIPHER!
Bill: Today's chapter is AWESOMELY made out of action, dares, a kiwi roaster (protect them, men) and finally...a little earth pony.
Say the freakin' disclaimer or I'll tell everyone who you're 'dating'.
Bill: Blackmail. I like that. Erin, The Spirits of Discord (it makes it easier) and Melody belongs to her, Alli belongs to AlliTheSuperGenius004, Alyssa belongs to Thisisafanfiction, Chase belongs to PixlPower15859, Rosey belongs to Jennette Violet, Violent belongs to Kookylover98, The HINT belongs to himself, Cindy Pop belongs to Princess Pop, and the newest member of this crazy crew, which is naturally a pony, Mint Stripe belongs to thatkittenmeow, as well as Tankane and Konaha, who belongs to larrykoopa255. Mario characters, places, and items...and that little earth pony (Bowser Junior) belongs to Nintendo! And I belong to Alex Hirsch.
Enjoy today's laughs and thrills! And Bill you owe me 1,000 dollars!
Bill: No, I don't.
Everyone was sitting on the ground, doing nothing. When Ludwig walked in, he asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
Erin shushed him. "We're listening to the magic conch shell speak. What do you think we're wearing these foil hats?" She showed that everybody was wearing the same thing that she was wearing: til foil hats.
She lifted up the conch shell and yelled, "Magic conch shell! WHAT do you want us to do to Ludwig?" She pulled on the string.
"Kick him," The shell said. Erin got up and kicked Ludwig in the knee. "Ow!" He yelled, before looking around. "Where's Kamek? I thought he was reading the questions?"
Erin picked up the sheet of paper and yelled:
"I'll just start the questions-"
"NEVAH!" Kamek yelled, as he charged into the room with a paper towel roll sword and a trash can shield, riding on a majestic shopping cart and scooping up the questions.
Bill Cipher woke up from his trance, which he was nicely crisscrossed and floating in the air, blue flames omitting from his hoofs. "Well, well, well. Look who's desperate!"
"I'm not desperate!" Ludwig yelled. "I just wanna go home!" Erin tapped him on the shoulder.
"What?"
"We can't go home because of the fangirl crowd, which are now fanponies."
Ludwig frowned. "Let's just start the quest-" He was quickly pushed out-of-the-way as Kamek announced, "This questions come from The HINT!"
Bill... YOU OWE ME 300 DOLLARS YOY TRIIANGULAR PSYCHO. But first *raises his hand* thats right, i am a gravity falls fan.
D time.
Tiffany: wear a mankini ( all oc's and the people i like must wear blindfolds.
All oc's, people i like and author: you must wear tin foil hats for the rest of the chapter, i sense something is about to happen.
Nowig: eat plasma flail *whack him with a flail made of energy to pitsburg*.
Wendell: jump of a cliff.
Oh, and here is a adition of mine *throws bowser out a window* wait for it.
fatback: aaaahhhh, my kiwi's.
The nut roasting rod.
Fatback: Ahhhhhhhh, my kiwi's are on fire.
Tata.
Everyone the HINT liked immediately wore blindfolds and Tiffany was in a mankini. "MY EYES! THEY BURN!" Morton covered his eyes and rolled around on the ground.
"NOOOO! I WANNA SEE!" Lukase tore at the blindfold. "Is he gay?" Iggy asked Dimioria.
"He's not gay; he's Lust."
"No I don't and...AHH, MY EYE!" Bill rolled around on the ground as well. Basically, everyone who didn't have blindfolds was rolling on the ground. A BIG ASS CENSOR bar magically appeared over Bowser.
(That works. I feel it too, HINT *puts on tin foil hat*)
Erin put back on her tin foil hat. "This will protect us from evil!"
"This is why I don't watch sci-fi movies with her, Iggy, Izzy, and Rebecca," Roy shrugged. "Who's Rebecca?" Melody raised an eyebrow.
"OOOOOOOO, DRAMA BOMB!"
Erin pushed Wendell down. "Shut up, Wendell!"
Roy raised an eyebrow as well. "You don't who that is, that's Erin Best Best Friend In The World, Moon's real name."
Record Scratch
"Sorry," Chase said. "I put my hoof on the record player." He was wearing a tin foil hat as well.
THE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT-" Nowig yelled as he was quickly blasted to Pittsburgh.
Erin looked through the telescope. "He'll live; unless he gets beat up by the Steelers."
**PITTSBURGH**
Ludwig looked up and saw the football players-who were also ponies. One of them with a long beard (Brett Keisel) yelled at him, "Hey! That's the guy who turned us into ponies!"
"Let's crush him!" One with long. black hair yelled as well (Troy Polamalu). They got into formation and a pony with short, brown hair and black marks across his face (Ben Roethlisberger) yelled, "2014! WAFFLE FORMATION! 34, 56, 78, HIKE!"
All the players tackled Ludwig like a football. Ludwig screamed loudly, like a girl.
(Football players, if you read this, I don't hate you. I'm doing this for all the bored people out there.)
ASK THE KOOPAS STUDIO
"Yep," Bill nodded. "He's totally going to die."
"Okay," Wendell jumped off the ship and into a cliff. "She actually listened..." Bowser whispered. "YES, ONE OF MY CHILDREN IS NO LONGER A BRAT!"
"Or she just wanted to escape the mankini," Bill commented. Suddenly, an ambulance was heard outside and two ponies rushed in with a stretcher.
"We heard that a full grown stallion (male horse) got seriously burned!" Bill pointed at Bowser. "He's right here." He said as Bowser was hard pushed on the stretcher and was quickly rushed to the ambulance.
"But I'm not even-" Bowser's voice was cut off as the doors shut in front of him and the ambulance sped off. "He'll be fine...just as long as they don't cut him open."
"He's was gonna get burned anyways," H replied as Bowser suddenly appeared at the studio. "Yes! I survi-" Using his powers, H picked up Bowser and threw him out of a window. "The kiwi roaster," he presented as Bowser yelled, "AH! MY KIWIS! THEY BURN!"
"Huh," Bill said. "You were right. Now, for these questions from PixlPower15859."
Yep, Gravity Falls fan! I happen to know an artist who is that as well.
Questions for the alicorns!...and that little earth pony.
Bowser: Say one thing you'd never say to your children.
The koopalings: I actually found an art of you guys (not junior) as alicorns!
Chase: if I remember correctly, your magic is the same level as Twilight. May you demonstrate? *coughs* on Bowser.
Larry: Princess Celestia and Princess Luna informed me to tell you that you have been raiding the Castle of the Two Sisters. You do realize there is no treasure after that Nightmare Moon incident, right?
(Yes! I'm not the only GF fan here!)
"I'M NOT A LITTLE EARTH PONY!" Junior yelled at the ceiling. "I'M EQUAL!" His siblings backed off slowly. "Really?" Larry asked.
(Yeah, I saw it too. Not bad.)
"Sure, the guy needs his kiwis anyways," Chase was rudely interrupted by Alyssa. "NOT HE DOESN'T!" She yelled loudly. Chase shrugged and a bright blue light appeared and Alyssa was frozen in place.
"You know, Princess Twilight is my part-time mentor." Chase said as Bowser crawled into the room. "Ow..." He muttered as Bill flew by him. "You deserve it." Bill whispered as Chase quickly froze Bowser in place as well. Bill went over and inspected the statues.
"This will look good in the Mindscape," Bill floated around the statues. "Oh, and what Bowser wouldn't say to his children is that-" He was strangely knocked out by broken ice as a giant platform came down with. Two ponies were on it, a blue pony and a green pony. The blue pony had a music note for a cutie mark, her long brown mane let down, a sliver crown on her head. Her emerald glasses shone behind her black glasses. The other pony had a light green coat and her mane and tail was green. Her cutie mark was a white circle ('cause she's the all round type.) She smelled strangely of mint.
"And you are?" Bowser asked, who was unfortunately broken out of his prison. "I'm Mint Stripe," The green pony said. "And this is..."
The blue pony replied, "Cindy Pop. Princess of the Cloud Kingdom."
"Damn it, I thought I was the only princess! Other than Wendell," Erin pointed to the cliff. "She's having the time of her life. In a cliff."
Cindy Pop raised an eyebrow. "Is this Ask The Koopas?"
Erin nodded. "We're currently ponies, and so are you. Mint Stripe, you're naturally a pony?"
Mint Stripe nodded. "Yep!"
"How do you know?" Larry asked the ceiling. "There might be books that have treasure maps."
(Because he and I went to Equestria to do interviewing. We're probably gonna go there again to see Princess Twilight Sparkle in Ponyville.)
"Lucky," Bill woke up and murmured as Lukase read, "These questions are from wendysbiggestfan!"
Haha! This is like so really awesomely amazingly funneeeeeee. As name suggest, I am WENDYS BIGGEST FAN EVERRRRR!
Wendy: I. Am. So. Totes. Freaking. Out. I WANNA HUG YOOOOOOOUUU...
Morton: HA HA !
Roy: lol. pink is for girlzzzz man. get a life.
Mario: you're so lame. even lamer than Roy and El Cheapo over there.
Cheapy: haha lol ur naked! ceiling gal, can u like make that censor bar a bit bigger so Cheapo doesn't have to embarrassed . (u no what I mean...)
Iggy: ur so nerdy, even nerdier than that nerdy nummies girl.
Lemmy: y u so tiny ?
Wendy: (beings fangirl ing about Wendy :3)
Everypony : u suck as ponies. please change them back :(
(Well, thank you!)
"You can't hug her because she's still in the cliff, surviving," Erin pointed at the cliff. Roy grunted. "I have a life! I have a girlfriend," he pointed to Melody. "But Dad won't let me live life!"
"Because you haven't kidnapped Peach successfully!" Bowser yelled, before Chase froze him again. "He'll be fine, it'll take 10 to 11 hours to thaw out."
Morton sniffed. A tiny violin played in the background. "MMMMMMM MM, MMMMMAARY!" "Damn it, Gary!" Melody translated quickly.
Iggy sniffed as well and sat on the ground, Rosey comforting him.
"Still in the cliff," Erin pointed to the cliff.
(Meh. Some people like them like this.)
"I DO!" Alyssa flew around in a circle, everybody watching. "Well, I don't! I look stupid!" Ludwig murmured from Pittsburgh.
"I wish we were on Total Drama instead of this crappy show!" Wendy yelled from the pit. "At least we know she's alive," Erin said with a flashlight under her face.
Suddenly, everybody disappeared. Except Wendy, she was still in the cliff. "DAMN IT!" She yelled from the pit angrily.
Total Drama Island
"Where are we? This isn't Ponyville," Lemmy shook his head.
"WE WERE NEVER IN PONYVILLE!" Bowser yelled at his son as a pony came up and said, "WELCOME TO TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND! WITH YOUR HOST, Chris McClean."
Iggy screamed and brought out a chair. "Die, you black-haired, botox-wearing stereotype! DIE!" He quickly began to knock out Chris quickly, the host falling to the ground out cold.
"He's knocked out for now," Iggy said. "Can we go now?"
(No, not unless Larry admits to what he stole from Link. His Master Sword.)
"YOU STOLE LINK'S FREAKIN' MASTER SWORD? WHAT KIND OF IDIOT ARE YOU?!"
Larry smiled sheepishly. "A idiot that has a girlfriend." Everybody facepalmed. Erin stood up in front of Larry.
"Larry," she started off nicely. "Did you know I have a friend who is a Smasher that came from ours? Well, she fights a bunch of people and she knows that you should never take Link's sword. He will own you, very bad."
"Let's just go, before Botox Lips wakes up," Bill said and floated away into the woods.
Everyone followed behind the pony, careful not to step on the knocked out Chris. As the went through the woods, Alyssa said, "Wait a minute? Can't we just teleport or fly off this island?"
"No," H said. "We signed that contract at the beginning, remember?" Everybody looked at the sky. Lemmy was facing the wrong direction, so Iggy turned his head.
"Oh! Now I see it!" Lemmy said as the screen went all fuzzy.
FLASHBACK
Bowser was tightly tied up as D tried to force Bowser to sign the contract.
"JUST SIGN IT!" D yelled.
Bowser shook his head. "NEVAH!"
"JUST SIGN IT!"
"NO!"
"JUST SIGN IT!"
"NO! I'LL NEVER WILL!" D had an ingenious idea.
"DON'T SIGN IT!" She yelled.
"FINE, I'LL SIGN IT!" Bowser gave up and signed the contract with a pen with his mouth. "Thank you for your cooperation," D smiled and disappeared.
FLASHBACK ENDED
"That contract involved the The Ten Thousand Commandments (reference to a Disney show.) and free health insurance for only a 20 coins a year," H finished. "And Fatback thought it wasn't fair,"
"I was trying to save money!"
"You only had to pay 200 coins for you and the Koopalings...and that little earth pony. Hey," H said. "Where is the little earth pony?"
Junior was on the ground, strumming a random guitar with a can that said, DONATE TO THIS LITTLE EARTH PONY FOR WINGS! next to him. He was playing the guitar horribly.
"I just wanna be Rarity or Rainbow Dash, not Apple Jack." Junior sang (if you don't watch MLP, then you won't understand it.) Everyone covered their ears as Junior kept playing.
"Can't you just make him something else?" Larry asked, still covering his ears.
(Fine. You just can't take a joke,)
Junior was slowly lifted high up into the sky. "The transformation; IT'S STARTING!" A bright flash engulfed the entire island. Suddenly, the used to unfortunately be little earth pony was now flying.
"Thank you, voice in the sky!" Junior said.
(You're welcome. And now, for the surprise. By the way, Junior, you're now a little pegasus.)
"DAMN IT!" Junior yelled at the sky. "AWW, JUNIOR CUSSED!" Larry yelled and everybody 'ohhed'
"QUICK EVERYBODY," Erin yelled. "PUT ON YOUR TIN FOIL HATS!"
"NOTHING WILL HAPPEN," Ludwig yelled at Erin, who somehow escaped the football ponies. "NOTHING IS GONNA-" Suddenly, a bus in the shape of a banana ran over him.
"See," H said. "I knew something would happen." Two twins walked out of the bus, both had red eyes and black shorts and jackets with two yellow stripes on each of them. One of them had a mohawk like Larry's while the other one looked like Roy.
"Oh look, Bees!" Bill Cipher said with interest. "My name is Takane," the one with the mohawk said. "And this is my twin brother, Konaha."
"I KNEW SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN!" Erin yelled at Ludwig, who was luckily flattened when he was ran over by the Banana Bus. More people came out of the bus, all of them ponies and such. Larry recognized the green hat on one of them and hid in a tree.
"Link's here, Link's here." He grabbed some leaves and covered his mohawk and face. He mumbled something incomprehensible and hid in the leaves.
"Hi, Zelda!" Bowser Jr. yelled at Link and everybody facepalmed. "WHY THE DUCK DOES EVERYBODY MISTAKE ME FOR A GIRL?!" Link yelled at the ceiling.
(I don't know, don't curr to me)
"What's the worse that could happen?" Lemmy said. "Getting trapped in the lab under the island?"
"DON'T SAY THAT, YOU TWI-!" Then, everybody disappeared from thin air.
Sorry, but I had to end it since it was held off too long. I only have one thing to say: STOP MISTAKING LINK AS ZELDA!