Hello my fancy readers and guests! And welcome to another installment of Ask The Koopas! With humor always around the corner and-wait, what's this? A showing new development involving Star Wars, a jailbroked phone and surprise visitors?! Oh my gosh, onto the disclaimer!
Disclaimer (and it's long too! Yay!):
The Koopalings, Bowser, BJ, Kamek, and every other Mario character mentioned in here belongs to Nintendo. Erin, SOD (Spirits of Discord), Melody belongs to me, Alli belongs to Alli's Guard and Drumline 004, Alyssa belongs to Thisisafanficiton, Chase belongs to PixlPower15859, Rosey belongs to Jeanette Violet, Violent belongs to Kookylover98, The HINT belongs to himself (and he has a fanfiction account), Cindy Pop belongs to Princess Pop, Mint Stripe belongs to thatkittenmeow, Tankane and Kohana belongs to larrykoopa255, Bill Cipher belongs to Alex Hirsch.
And two more OC's will join us today (Imma just...that may or not be the last OC's allowed in here.) and their names are...Mozart and Chica, who belongs to It's a crazzzy thing!
I'm done and wait, I need to add these counters:
? and ?: 10 chapters left
Pony Time: 2 1/2 chapters left (They stay like this for a week.)
I need some water...from all those announcements...
Lemmy the alicorn slid into the studio with purple socks on. He smiled and waved at the camera. "HELLO EVERYBODY, AND WELCOME TO-"
"OH NO!" Bowser pushed Lemmy and Lemmy slid off the studio. "Whoo!" The koopa cried as he slid into a trash can.
"That's not how you start a show, Bowsles," Dimioria flew into the studio as everypony followed her. "Why are we still ponies?" Ludwig asked the ceiling. "I thought ve vould be like zhis for a week?"
(According to my official counter, you have 2 1/2 chapters left. You will turn back mid-chapter.)
"YAY!" Morton cheered. "I won't actually be a pony anymore and I can finally be fat again!" Everyone stared at him with a deadpan expression growing on their face. "What?" The pony asked them confused.
"That would be nice," H said as he floated around everyone's head.
"I can put on make-up with my fingers!" Wendy cheered.
"I can steal money again!" Larry cheered.
"I can paint again!" Junior the pegasus yelled.
"I can flex again!" Bowser cheered as everyone went silent. "No," Dimioria shook her head. "You ruined the moment, you dumbass."
"Okay, we should probably move on to questions and-where's Kamek?" As if on cue, Kamek slid into the room with a guitar in his hoofs.
"MORE QUESTIONS!" The pony handed Erin the paper, before attempting a guitar solo. "Everybody run! He has a terrible taste music!" Iggy screamed as everyone ran outside just as Kamek began to play the guitar.
(Due to technical difficulties, I cannot play the solo. But I can tell you what happens.)
All the windows in Starship Lemmy was unfortunately cracked and glass was violently blown out in all directions, hitting some of the cast members in the face with glass.
"Well, that was fun," Erin brushed the glass out of her hair as she looked around the place. "This feels weird...like the force or something..."
"Please don't quote from Star Wars, please don't quote from Star Wars." Larry begged to Grambi, who just wouldn't listen. "The force is-" Erin started, but was quickly interrupted by a voice.
"-around us. It surrounds and penetrates us, and binds the universe together." Erin jumped behind Ludwig as the voices walked around. "Was that the Iluminati?" Erin asked Ludwig as she was flung to the ground.
"No, you stupid!" Ludwig yelled at Erin. "It's those Star Wars Rebels!"
"This isn't Lothal..." Hera glanced around and saw the cast. "And who are those people?" She pointed over to Ludwig and Erin. "I have no idea," Kanan walked up to Erin and asked, "What planet is this?"
"This is dreams come true..." Erin muttered to herself. "Hi, welcome to Planet Earth, which you probably don't know what it is," Ludwig answered.
"There's probably an answer about why you guys are here in this question paper from this The HINT," Tankane looked at the paper.
H raised a hoof. "That's me," The ghost said as everyone looked at the paper.
(Its me the hint and i got my first account for pm's.
Dont use my author account name).
( Anything in between pharanteses is not added in the story).
Hey guys, in case you are wondering what the star wars rebels are doing here, they ended up in the space ship and because of what double d (The Authoress) did, they ended up in here, so first let me tell you rebels that you are not aloud to sue for body part loss, loss of sanity, organ misplacement, humiliation and the latter.
"Good to know," Zeb plainly said. "We can sue you? Yes!" Bowser fist-bumped.
(Not really, you signed a legal paper written by me that you can't sue for the exact items The HINT said.)
"Crap!" Bowser punched Gary, who went flying into the trash can with Lemmy. By now, Lemmy had converted it into a private club called Le Trashe. "Welcome to the club," Lemmy bobbed his head and had sunglasses on.
"Why did I take this job?" Gary asked himself as he reviewed his life choices. "Keep reading," Melody told Tankane and he kept reading.
Onto the stuff:
Oc's: youre safety has expired so you guys are gonna get dared soon.
Everyone: you guys didnt use all the facility's, you are not even using the right studio, the other one has a bowling alley, buffet, and the many torture devices that can be used in the push of a button, no one even noticed that the starship is shaped like lemmy.
Bj and koopalings: so what do you guys think of you guys being playable in ssb for wii u.
Everyone except lemmy, iggy, kamek and rebels:
You guys must drink at the end of the chapter this drink *shows a cup full of what looks like toxic waste*.
Its made out of ransid fish water, sweet, monkey dandruf, 15 day old underwear, belly button lint, birdpoop, snot, barf, expired milk,whale blubber and a dash of cinnamon.
It will make you go to the hospitall, cause organ failure, extreme diarea and spontaneus combustion.
Rebels: you guys will be stuck here for 10 chapters.
Also about the tin foil hat thing, that banana bus wasnt it, it was actually an alien abduction, but what surprised me is that they only abducted bowser, byt now his face has been put on his butt *snaps a picture and puts it on facebook*.
Wow, 3 quintillion vieuws already.
Sorry for the long list, but thats what you get for not updating in months, but dont worry im not angry.
"Well crap," The OC's complained.
"Watch out," H smiled. Everyone started laughing at Bowser so hard, Melody fell over and rolled on the ground, Bowser frowning (which he was frowning on his booty.)
"That's-so-sad!" Link kept laughing, carefully stealing his sword back from Larry and putting it behind his back.
(Thank Grambi! I thought I was in trouble! Spoke too soon!)
Everyone stared at the ceiling; the rebels looked at the ceiling in suspicion. "What did you do to the ship?" Ludwig asked the authoress.
(I didn't do anything! *mutters to self* Except blow up the Ghost...)
"YOU BLEW UP-" Erin started.
"THE GHOST?!" All the rebels finished. Larry shook his head ans scolded, "Shame on you! You blew up the Ghost; the place for all humor!"
(*mutters again* That's not all I blew up...)
"WHAT?!" Everyone shouted at the authoress. "That ship was the best thing I've owned...and you destroyed it!" Hera yelled at the ceiling.
(No worries, it'll be fixed by the Monty Moles! But it'll take 10 chapters, like the HINT said. Also everyone, expect the unexpected! Ciao!)
"Oh come on! Don't leave us hanging!" Bill Cipher moaned. "But nice job on the explosions, so hats off to you!" The yellow pony took off his hat and everyone tilted over to one side. He put his hat back on and everything returned to normal.
"I hate you sometimes, Bill," H pointed at the pony, who was adjusting his top hat. "And you still owe me 3,000 dollars."
"No, I don't," Bill lied, which he usually does.
"Yes, you do," H got up and brushed himself off.
"No, I don't,"
"Yes, you DO,"
"No, I DON'T,"
"YES, YOU DO!"
"NO, I DON'T!"
"Guys, calm down and think rationally about this-" Hera started, but the two boys (don't know about Bill.) looked at her.
"SINCE WHEN ARE YOU THE BOSS OF US?!" They yelled at her, before going back to arguing about money.
"Gentlemen, calm down. The rebels certainly don't know about our craziness and our planet, which makes them stupid." Dimioria calmly spoke. "Yeah, we don't know about-wait, what did you call us?" Ezra asked the spirit.
(Just read the questions and get on with it.)
A piece of paper fluttered into Ezra's hooves. "Sweet, do I read these questions?"
"Yep," Kamek randomly appeared next to Bowser wearing shades, scaring the crap out of everyone. They seriously needed to put a bell on that guy to see where he is.
"Okay," Ezra looked at the handwriting. "These questions were politely asked by thatkittenmeow? Sheesh, this is one weird planet."
"Just read the questions," Violent the violet pony told the conman. Ezra put a hoove's up and began to read the questions.
**LARRYYYYYYYYYYY...!** HAVE U BEEN AT MY IPOD?! You know I jailbroke it and installed iCaughtU so I get a piksher of u in an email in my inbox?
...
And guess whos face is in my inbox?
D: YOU NEED *beep* CHARACTERS!
Link: haha your a girl! :P
Larry: get away from my bag...u know my samsung galaxy 5, iphone 6 plus, iPad Air 2, MacBook Pro retina 512gb 13" and my ipod 32gb are in there and I don't want ur hands on it!
Morton: SING OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH LOUDER OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH SING OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH THIS LOVE IS A BLAZE (I can't rap that fast!)
Lemmy: baaacooon (my sims made iiiiiit...:)
U know u want iiiiit...:)
Larry: don't take this to hard, but to quote a song from kat McSnatch: you are a cunt cunt cunt cunt a big fat stinking CUNT :3
"Why did you beep out part of the question?" Bowser Jr. asked the ceiling.
(It's surprise guests, deal with it.)
"NO, I'M NOT! I'M A BOY!" Link yelled. "WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M ZELDA?!"
"Probably because they don't know who's the blonde one and who is a brunette," Dimioria commented. "Nice," Lukase high-hoofed his sister.
Ludwig facepalmed. "Vhy vould you tell a thief vhere your stuff vas. That is stupid,"
"Says the guy who was sadly tackled by footballs players from Pittsburgh," Bowser Jr. flew around everyone as Ludwig began to chase him. "You can't catch me!"
"No..." Larry lied and thatkittenmeow appeared. "Just look in my inbox!" Thatkittenmeow showed the phone to the ceiling. "Didn't he hack into it?"
(Probably. Last week, he hacked my computer and I could only do this.)
"Makes sense," thatkittenmeow picked up his/her bag (I don't know what gender you are, and I didn't wanna be rude) and slapped Larry with it before disappearing.
"I saw flames from the side of the stage And the fire brigade comes in a couple of days Until then we got nothing to say and nothing to know But something to drink and maybe something to smoke Let it go until our roads are changed Singing we found love in a local rave No, I don't really know what I'm supposed to say But I can just figure it out and hope and pray I told her my name and said, "It's nice to meet ya."And then she handed me a bottle of water filled with tequila. I already know she's a keeper Just from this one small act of kindness I'm in deep If anybody finds out I'm meant to drive home but I've drunk all of it now, not Sobering up we just sit on the couch One thing led to another Now she's kissing my mouth." Morton passed out from the lack of periods.
(Ironically, I was listening to this song as I copy-pasted it :3)
"Yay! The fattie is asleep!" Bill Cipher cheered. "This place is weird," Kanan commented. "True, but they let me read the questions," Ezra replied. "It can't actually be that bad."
"Oh, it is that bad," Gary the goomba pony yelled from the trash can. "SHUT UP, GARY!" Bowser grabbed some bacon and threw it in the trashcan, getting slapped by Erin.
"YOU FOOL, YOU'VE DONE DOOMED US ALL!" Erin screamed as Lemmy came out of the trashcan, foam running down his mouth. Everyone yelled and backed off as Lemmy came toward them.
"B-bbbbbacccccooonn!"
"Did you take our medicine today, Lemmy?" Lukase flew right next to him and opened up a medicine bottle, dumping one into his mouth. Lemmy choked for a minute, before returning to normal.
"That could've resulted in some sort of Lemmy-zombie apocalypse," Melody replied. "I know, who knew something so cute could become something dangerous..." Chase whispered.
"Hey, we answered all the questions!" Bowser Jr. pointed at the paper. "What do we do now?"
"What all the Smashers do when we're bored..." Link looked to the sky. "Would you Rather?"
Everypony sat around in a circle around a blue bonfire (that Bill made) in the middle of the studio. Marth looked menacing under the blue light.
"Alright, here's how you play: Would You Rather composes of ridiculous choices that you must choose one over the other and you must do the challenge, no matter how stupid it is." Marth said. "But some of us have the Would You Rather Curse."
Bowser Jr. raised a hoof. "What's that?"
"Lily, explain," Lily muttered under her breath something about Marth and replied, "The Would You Rather curse is a curse that only some people have. When they say something, that choice will come true, no matter how humiliating it is. So, are you ready?"
"Yep." Everypony replied and Lily added," And since the rebels, Lemmy, Iggy and Kamek are under H's favors, they get to sit out." Everypony else groaned and the other sat out on a log.
"Who wants to go first?" Kirby asked. "I'll go first." Fox raised his paw. "Ike, Erin, and Melody; would you rather...get $1,000,000 today or $50,000 a day for the rest of your life?"
"$50,000. I'm being smart about this and plus, I can buy candy for my little sis," Melody replied. "Me too, I could save it up and get more than $1,000,000!" Erin replied.
Ike thought for a bit, before saying, "Me three. It's kinda smart to do that."
"WHAT?!" Bowser got up. "I would rather get $1,000,000 now that wait for some stupid check!" A doorbell rang, and Bowser yelled, "IT'S OPEN!"
A random guy walked in. "Um, does anybody go by the name: Bowsles? Because you earned a $1,000,000 check. And for Ike, Melody, and Erin, here's for each of you $50,000 and I'll give you more tomorrow. Okay, uh, bye." The guy left the stuff by the door and left.
"FOX HAS THY CURSE! AND SO IT BEGINS!" Lily said as Ike, Melody, and Erin picked up their envelopes. "I could get used to this," Erin peeked into her envelope and pulled out $50,000 dollars.
"Awesome." Ike and Melody stated at the same time.
"Okay, my turn!" Erin sat down, with the envelope in her hands. "Chase," the ice pony got scared for a moment. "Would you rather...eat a ghost pepper with no water to drink or...tight-rope across a lake of lava?"
"Why me?" Chase asked the princess, who shrugged. "Fine. I'll choose...ghost pepper." Lukase smiled and randomly pulled out a ghost pepper as if on cue.
"This is the hottest pepper in the world; only few tried it and rarely survived it burning sensation. Are. you. READY?"
"Uh...yeah." Chase swiped the pepper from Lukase and looked at it carefully, before eating it. "Hey...this isn't-OH MY GRAMBI, WHAT THE HECK?!" He fanned his mouth as he ran around, flames sprouting from his mouth.
"Is that suppose to happen?" Cindy Pop asked.
(Yes, it's a story. DEAL. WITH IT.)
"Okay, I'll go for Chase," Dimioria said and Ludwig tried to interject, but tape appeared over his mouth. "Marth, would you rather live without make-up for 24 hours or go ahead and kiss the person on your left."
Marth looked at Captain Falcon next to him, who was looking at himself, and thought about it. "Do you have to kiss the person on the lips?" Marth asked.
"Yes." Dimioria smirked. "Come on, hurry up."
The prince muttered to himself for a second, before kissing Captain Falcon on the lips. "Blackmail!" Larry snapped a picture on his IPhone and put it in his backpack as Marth pulled away and groaned in disgust. "That's what you get for tricking me last week, bitch." Dimioria crossed her arms in pleasure.
"My turn, Link," The Hyrulian hero perked up at his name. "Would you rather...spend a night at Freddy Fazbear's with the person of your choose and it can't be Zelda, or...be my personal slave for a month."
"Uh...Freddy Fazbear's. I'm not being a slave for a month. And Lily is coming with me!" "Are you sure: that place is actually haunted." Lucas told him, but he didn't listen.
"Yes, I'm sure! In fact, it'll be a breeze!"
Lukase appeared next to him, smiling. "Alright then, if you can survive one night without quitting, then I'll get you a 100 rubees. If you don't last, then have fun getting stuffed in a suit!"
"What?" Link and Lily said as they were quickly teleported out of there. "THY CURSE HAVE BROUGHTH FORTH THY DAREST CHOICE OF ALL: SURVIVING ONE NIGHT AT THY FREDDY FAZBEAR'S!" Erin yelled.
"How are we gonna see them?" Lucas asked as Lukase turned on the T.V. "With this, my good man. Now, be quiet and watch the movie!"
"I'll get the popcorn!" Lemmy ran out as the room darkened so that everyone could see it better.
***Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, 12:00 a.m.***
"Nice job, Link," Lily sarcastically replied. "You sent us to our doom, yay!"
Link looked at his Master Sword. "At least we still have our weapons." And as soon as he said that, Lily's bow and his Master Sword and shield disappeared. "What the hell?" The elf looked at the ceiling.
(Just so that you wouldn't cheat your way out. Have fun!)
"Great job, Link!" Lily sat down in her chair, the Freddy Fazbear head on her face. "Now, we're gonna die!" The elf sat next to Lily as the clock struck 1:00 a.m. "Wow. Time passes fast here, huh?"
"Yep, the game lasts 9 minutes, so we actually only have to survive that long." A orange triangle appeared on the monitor and Lily checked the cameras. "Oh, I forgot we had to wind the music box." She clicked on the button that wound it and sighed.
"This is boring," Lily exasperated. "I wish we weren't sucked into this dare, and I wish that Marth didn't have the Would You Rather curse."
"And I wish Zelda was here instead of you," Link commented, before covering his mouth. Lily looked at him with a deadpan expression on her face. "Are you freakin' serious?"
"Yes," Link covered his mouth again as Lily stared at him. "Oh, so you want Zelda here instead of me?"
"I didn't mean it like that-"
"YOU WANT A PRETTY PRINCESS WHO YOU LIKE HERE INSTEAD OF ME THAT YOU SUCKED INTO THIS PLACE BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID!" Lily yelled.
"WELL, I'M SORRY!" Link yelled back. "MARTH THE SISSY PRINCE DIDN'T LET ME CHOOSE HER SO I CHOSE THE NEXT BEST THING: A SERIOUSLY NICE PERSON WHO I THINK WOULD LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU'VE ALWAYS WISHED TO BE HERE!"
"What? You brought me here because you knew I liked the game?" Lily asked softly. "Of course," Link replied. "you kept playing this game for who knows how many times."
Lily shrugged. "Makes sense. Now then, let's survive!" Both of them were looking at the cameras and winding up the music box...except they weren't paying attention to the vents very closely.
"Hi."
Link looked up and looked around. "What was that?" He asked Lily as she have an angry look on her face. "Balloon Boy." Laughing was heard and Lily flashed the flashlight in the hallway.
"Come on, it's 4 a.m. We only have to survive a couple of minutes." An alarm went off and the young Smasher looked at the cameras. "Good news, everybody is gone."
"How's that good news?" Link asked.
"If they move and you know their patterns, then you can track them easily. Bad news is all of them are actually headed toward the office and there's virtually no way to stop them. Except this mask, and in related news, the Marionette is gone, which means that we're gonna die."
"Crap." Link put on the mask and saluted. "It was nice working with you, Lily."
"You too, Link," Lily replied as she put on the mask as well. "it was fun while it lasted."
All the animatronics came out into the office, each of them looking at Link and Lily like they were insane. "Well then," Lily spread her arms out. "Stuff us in suits if you will."
"Wait," Toy Freddy scratched his heads as his eyes returned to blue again. "you want us to stuff you in a suit?"
"Yeah," Lily replied. "we said our good-byes and all those other sentimental random comments that people say. So, go ahead."
The animatronics looked at each other, then looked at them again. "We usually stuff people in suits against their will, but never has anyone asked us to stuff them in a suit." Old Freddy told them.
"We just did what we had to do, darlin'. And was stuff people in a suit like we always do." Toy Bonnie told them as well.
"This be weird, lassies," Foxy scratched his head as Mangle came over and inspected them. "Can we keep them? They look cute!"
"Hell no! We have rights!" Link scooted away from the devastated fox. "True about that, Mangle. It appears we can't adopt them." The Marionette told him/her (I don't know which gender Mangle is anymore.)
"He sounds like Dimentio," Lily whispered to Link as he stared at the clock. It was 5:59 a.m.
"Aww, man!" Mangle snapped her fingers together as Toy Chica stared at Link dreamily. "I think the chicken likes you," Lily whispered to Link. "Really? How does that work?!" Link asked.
"I don't know." Lily whispered back as the clock struck 6:00 a.m.
"Well, it was nice to meet you all," Link said. "But we're gonna go now. Bye!" And just as the clock struck 6:00 a.m., Link and Lily disappeared.
Link and Lily was quickly teleported back at the studio, everyone staring at them with big old eyes. "What's wrong? We didn't get stuffed in a suit or anything like that."
Lucas pointed to the space behind them and both of the Smashers turned around to find...the animatronics they escaped earlier was right behind them.
"We have horrible luck, don't we?" Link asked Lily.
(Thatkittenmeow, you happy?)
"Yes!" Thatkittenmeow yelled from the audience. "Thank you!"
(Your welcome.)
"But I'm not happy!" Junior yelled as an invisible force cuffed him.
(It's not all about you, Junior!)
"Yep." Lily nodded. But the animatronics didn't seem interested in them...they were interested in the items around them. Toy Bonnie went over to the trash can and put it on his head.
"This is a nice hat, ain't it?" He asked as everyone else nodded uneasily. "Should we tell him that thatkittymeow threw up in that trash can?" Erin whispered to Bowser, who turned around so that Erin was looking at his booty-face.
"Probably not, if you wanna get stuffed into a suit."
"Wait...since when did we get new people?" Lily pointed to two specific humans that haven't been here before.
Both of them stared at the ponies with a weird look on their faces. Erin stepped in front of the two and pointed at them.
"Guys, this is Mozart and Chica," Erin introduced. "They randomly appeared during Would You Rather."
"They did? How?" Link asked.
"Well-" Erin was quickly interrupted by Lukase.
"Hold up, let me think about this for a moment," The spirit held up his hands. "There are two people here that are acutally named after a dead musician, one person named after a ghost in Luigi's Mansion, eight Koopalings (I count Junior) who are serious brats, their dad had his face surgically moved to his booty, an insane triangle who owns people money, 54(?) Smashers that came here in a banana bus, two koopa twins who have hairstyles like two Koopalings, a purple pony, two princesses from different kingdoms, and now there are 12 haunted animatronics, each of them sharing the same name except Foxy and Mangle, who don't share the same name, and we have three Chicas, two of them animatroniscs and one of them human...this is a dream come true!"
Everyone facepalmed, and Erin continued, "Well, after you guys disappeared..."
"FLASHBACK, YAY!" Lemmy screamed.
***FLASHBACK***
Chase was still trying to put out the fire in his mouth, but everybody else kept playing to their heart's content. "Cindy, would you rather lose your voice or lose your powers." Melody asked the princess.
"I wouldn't like to lose my powers, so I'll lose my voice." And as soon as Cindy Pop replied, she went silent. "Why didn't you do Morton?" Roy asked his girlfriend.
"Her hypnotizing powers surround her singing, so I thought it was a good idea." Melody leaned back in her chair slowly. "Plus, I don't like singing that much. Mostly from great artists. Your turn, Fox," The fox looked up from a magazine and stretched.
"Mario, would you rather get killed by a creeper, or get house-arrested by the secret service." The plumber thought for a moment, before answering, "The secret-a service. I don't-a want-a to get-a killed by a hipster creeper-a."
As if on cue, two people crashed through the window and tackled Mario. One of them was a tall, buff (like Rot, sort of) male with a black sleeveless shirt with Pac-man on it. He was wearing blue jeans, black and white Converse, and had red hair and icy blue eyes (like Melody.) The other human was wearing an orange dress with her red hair down and a white bow on the sides. She was wearing a yellow belt and had icy blue eyes as well.
"You are under house arrest until further notice for misuse of the 911 emergency line!" The boy yelled, pointing a gun at Mario. "Whoa, we were just playing Would You Rather, he didn't do anything wrong!" Fox yelled, the gun in his face now.
"Don't you dare deny the secret service of Mozart," The boy introduced as the girl flipped in. "And Chica!" The girl did jazz hands.
"Okay...you're part of the secret service?" Erin asked as Mozart nodded.
"Yep, my sis and I are part of the secret service," Mozart replied as Chica played with the bow in her hair. "Sorry for the language, but...DAYMN!" Falco exclaimed. "That's huge!"
"And my step-dad is Fawful!" Chica replied, everyone going silent. "You mean the Beanish who randomly speaks in third person like Count Bleck does?" Everybody made a deadpan expression, which Mozart was very confused.
"What's wrong with my step-dad?" Mozart asked everybody. "Oh nothing, really." Erin fake-smiled, before thinking to herself, That guy's really annoying!
"Do you realize that you said that aloud?" Larry asked Erin, which she received a look from Mozart. "Uh..."
***FLASHBACK ENDED***
"And that's when you guys come in!" Erin finished, Lily in deep thought. "Makes sense why Mario is tightly tied up on the floor," she replied as Mario tried to squirm out of the ropes, but failing.
"We should probably finish the episode 'cause the video camera needs to be charged," Lemmy pointed to the camera, which was beeping and a red light was on.
Everybody tried to wave good-bye as the camera died, but they didn't notice the stray hipster creeper (which was highly charged.) to the right of them.
"HOPED YOU GUYS ENJOYED THIS EPISODE AND-HOLY SH-!" Everybody yelled at the same time as the charged creeper exploded.
Everybody was blast high into the sky, Lukase holding the drink H mentioned earlier. "Guys, we have to drink this! Remember!" He poured everybody that wasn't new a cup and gave it to everybody.
"On the count of three, we'll all drink it! One," Erin yelled.
"Two!" Lily held the cup in her hands, staring at it.
"Three!" And then everybody drank it...just as they landed into a hospital 30 miles away. An explosion happened in the hospital, Lukase's face covered in ash.
"This isn't so bad!" He drank more of the smoothie as everybody groaned from the fall and the drink. "It hurts so much!" Larry held his stomach as his hands went through them.
"What the heck?!" Larry put his hands through the hole in his stomach. "It made a hole in myself!"
"You're lucky," Bonnie said, his face gone. "I was next to the explosion and my face got blown off." Marth got up and looked in the mirror. "Ah, my hair is singed off!"
"Oh no, it's the end of the world!" Lily ducked as Marth dove for her. "Sucker!" The Smasher said as she sat next to everybody else, who was either covered in ash or had random holes in their bodies.
"Hoped you guys enjoyed this episode, and please send us some bandages," Erin fell to the hospital floor, everyone else doing the same action as Erin was slowly doing.
Wow! I actually beat the longest chapter I wrote for this story: 5,246 words! Yay for me! Hoped you guys enjoyed this chapter (or episode) and send in them questions!