Okay, so I'm gonna be making a new story with that little preview I've written there. Who knows how long it's gonna be, or why I'm doing it, but deal with it and move on to the disclaimer!
The Koopalings, Bowser, BJ, Kamek, and every other Mario character mentioned in here belongs to Nintendo. Erin, SOD (Spirits of Discord), Melody belongs to me, Alli belongs to Alli's Guard and Drumline 004, Alyssa belongs to Thisisafanficiton, Chase belongs to PixlPower15859, Rosey belongs to Jeanette Violet, Violent belongs to Kookylover98, The HINT belongs to himself (and he has a fanfiction account), Cindy Pop belongs to Princess Pop, Mint Stripe belongs to thatkittenmeow, Tankane and Kohana belongs to larrykoopa255, Bill Cipher belongs to Alex Hirsch. And Mozart and Chica belongs to It's a Crazzzy thing.
It was so long, I had to copy/paste it just so I wouldn't alternate between tabs. Okay, let's start the story and commence with the questions!
Star Wars Rebels and FNAF gang: 9 chapters (Star Wars Rebels 9 chapters, but FNAF Gang TBD)
Pony Time: 2 chapters left
"Hello everybody! And welcome to Ask the Koopas!" Erin rubbed her hand, which was bandaged. "At the hospital."
Everybody just laid around in the rubble of the hospital's roof as they were trying to figure out what do to with the murderous animatronics watching their every move like the somewhat creepy stalkers they are everyday in their restaurant. Kamek read through the questions, until he found a much suitable one.
"Here's some questions from PixlPower15859, and he has a gift for everybody," Kamek read off the questions.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DX
*magically heals everyone...90%* Chase can heal you guys for the other 10%...if you can survive my QUESTIONS!...thunder...QUESTIONS!*thunder* There we go.
Bowser: Go and ask Clawdia for remarrige...if you can...
Ludwig: Go a chapter/episode without being sarcastic, getting angry, all that negative stuff. Otherwise, you have to go a day with Lemmy without his medicine.
Lemmy: Bacon. Pie. *bacon and pie fall on Lemmy and can shock anyone else who eats them*
Chase: You have to create a love spell *you should remember* on the person to your right and left.
Larry: Go a day without embracing your fangirls...yes it is hard, but you wouldn't want me playing a tape of what you did with one...*holds tape in case that is everything but me proof*
As Mimi once said, "ENJOY LABOR!"
Actually wait. I can do better...
hahaha
"YAY!" Everybody cheered as they were gratefully healed. "HAIL TO THE CHIEF!" Erin saluted at the ceiling as some random force high-fived the teenager.
"YAYAYAYAY!" Lemmy nommed some bacon.
"Wait...they do what?!" Old Chica was immediately shocked and fell to the ground. "I JUST WANTED SOME BACON FOR MY PIZZA!" Old Freddy petted her for a minute.
"I don't think that's allowed, Chica..." Old Freddy told her.
"I have to be nice?" Ludwig asked. "Or face Lemmy without medicine...?"
(OH MY GOD, DID YOU NOT HEAR?!)
"OF COURSE I DID, I MUST BE SMART!" Ludwig thought for a moment, before he turned to Violent. "Um...I think you're...pretty."
"...I KNEW IT!" Violent hugged Ludwig. "I KNEW THAT YOU HAD A HEART!"
"That's just gonna be hard..." Larry dramatically turned and fangirls screamed. "Starting...now." Melody looked at her watch. "Have fun."
"DANG IT!" Larry yelled.
Chase looked at Link and Zelda, who was strategically placed to the left and the right of him (wonder who did that...?) and said, "I think I can work with this."
"OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL TO THE NAH!" Bowser grabbed Zelda and moved her to another seat, grabbing Nana instead and putting her next to Link.
"Help...me..." Nana whispered to Chase, who just looked at Bowser. "Don't do this to the little girl!"
"FINE!" Bowser put Nana back in her seat and grabbed Toy Chica instead. "Do it or I will BREAK YOU!"
"Okay...okay, sheesh." Chase backed off a bit and closed his eyes. His horn started glowing and Link got freaked out. Suddenly, Zelda pushed Chase away from Link and it landed on Toy Chica...unfortunately.
Toy Chica's eyes went pink for a second, before she looked at Link. "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE HOT!" Link screamed as the animatronic chicken tackled him.
Dimioria slowly clapped. "Congratulations, Bowlses," she smoothly said. "You. Are a dumbass."
Bowser turned and said, "You're mean."
(And to make it even worse, have fun asking Clawdia for remarriage...)
"OH SH-!" Bowser disappeared suddenly, a giant monitor appeared in his place. "This is going to be hilarious..." Dimioira sat down...on nothing.
*Clawdia's House*
Bowser appeared in front of his ex-wife's house wearing a suit and holding a ring. He tore the suit off and threw it into a bush.
(What are you doing? Are you rejecting your dare?)
"No, ceiling!" Bowser yelled. "I'mma do my own way!" He hopped into the bushes, the bushes rustling for a moment before he hopped out; looking like a teenager.
(Oh god...)
He knocked on the door; and Clawdia immediately answered it. "What the hell, Bowser?!" Clawdia asked her ex-husband. Bowser turned on the radio and Wiggle by Jason Derulo started to play.
"Hey, yo Clawdia," Bowser rapped.
"What the hell are you doing?" She asked him, but Bowser ignored her.
"I just got one question...how did you fit all that...in them jeans?" He asked, but he added, "You know what I want to really know...will you marry me again?"
"..."
"Clawdia?" Bowser asked.
"OH HELLLLLLLL TO THE NAH! YOU CAN'T GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GET A DUCKIN' JOB SO THAT YOU CAN FEED YOUR KIDS INSTEAD OF CHASING SOME DUMBASS PRINCESS FOR THE PAST 25 DUCKIN' YEARS. UNLESS YOU CAN DO DAT, THAT I'M NOT MARRYING YOU AGAIN, FOOL!" And with that, Clawdia slapped the door in Bowser's face.
"...DAMN IT!" Bowser cursed.
*Stage*
"That was...THE FUNNIEST REJECT I'VE EVER SEEN!" Dimioria commented as everybody laughed around her. Bowser appeared and everybody just laughed harder.
"That...was so...SAD!" Erin laughed and wiped tears off her face. Even the animatronics were laughing, and it sounded like Morse Code.
"GIVE ME A HUG!" Toy Chica tackled Link.
"How long will that love spell last, Chase?" Melody asked him.
"I can't remember," Chase answered. "maybe it'll be a short amount of time."
"That's good; I don't know how much I can watch this..."
"Now, for the next set of questions from...THE HINT!" Larry read the question sheet.
Wassup, in case youre wondering why lemmy has gone insane yelling bacon and trying to eat ypu, but got thrown into a cage by a gallade and a gardevoir, well.
One: the drinks side effects include halucinations, so yeah.
Two: the gardevoir and gallade are my personal assistants and friends, say hello to Rose tje gardevoir and Blade the galade *the two pokemon wave shyly*.
Anyway:
Larry: for crying out loud larry, THE HINT is not my real name, its actually Rod 'Watterson', yep watterson.
All koopalings and bowser junior: you didnt answer my question.
Rebels: tecnicaly, i was the one that was supposed to fix the ship, heck i just fixed it, allong with a few upgrades *roles out an extremely long list, long enough to circle the world 15 times*. Also, there's a guy called the inquisitor here who wants to see you. Hes here to stay by the way.
Freddy frazbear gang: no worry about last night guys, my security system kept the animatronics at bay *shows a video of foxy trying to get into a room but trips an alarm and a picture of bowser n*** (cebsored obviously) apears causing foxy to scream and explode*, so none of us have to be scared *old bonnie suddenly jumpscares Rod, but he viciously starts destroying old bonnie savagely*, *stares at what is lwft of bonnie* im gonna get seud arent y.
Dares:
Freddy frazbear gang: watch freddys spagheteria, wait actualy make that everyone, its hilarious.
Lemmy: you have to sing the Wonstoppable Wonderful, Wonderful 101, why am i asking you this, because you seem to sing in various pitches.
Just yesterday he read the decleration of independence in a morgan freeman voice!
*Rose stands where Rod was standing* due to technical difficulties we have to cut our friends pm short, but dont worry, he will bring next chapter.
(Yes, picks up a phone, yes you are HINT.)
"Wait...WHAT?!" Everybody screamed as Lemmy came by.
"BACK YOU BEAST, BACK!" Erin waved a wooden chair around Lemmy. "Answer the dares and do the questions!"
"Uhuhuh...I'm actually excited that I'm karting!" Larry answered.
"Me too." Morton answered.
"Me three! My kart is fabulous!" Wendy replied.
"Me four!" Iggy answered.
"I don't really mind, but it's fun," Roy replied.
"BBBBBBBBBACCCCCCCON!" Lemmy screamed.
"I think it's fun!" Ludwig answered.
Record Scratch
"Mangle, stop touching the record," Bon-Bon told the white fox, who was wearing glasses and playing with the records.
"BUT IT'S FUN!" Mangle yelled, and kept going. Bon-Bon had a deadpan expression on his face as Mangle kept playing with the records.
"That's...the first time in forever Ludwig said it was fun..." Erin's voice trailed off.
"...THANK YOU, PIXLPOWER15859!" Erin praised the ceiling.
"Wait, the HINT'S name is Rod Watterson?" Larry asked.
Record Scratch
"OH MY GAWD, STAHP!" Bowser roared at Mangle, who ignored him.
Larry glared at the ceiling. "How come you haven't told me about this?!" He asked.
(It's been like that for a while, bruh. You just have to wait until you become ponies again and then you'll see his true form. The poltergeist form is just a disguise, did you know that?)
"O REALLY?!" Larry asked.
(It'll come up, bruh, just wait...)
"Shoot, hide me!" Ezra hid in the bushes as a regal looking pony stepped out from the darkness. "I am looking for a certain someone named Ezra Bridges. Have you seen him?" The Inquisitor asked the crowd.
"Uh...no?" Everybody answered as they stepped aside so that the Inquisitor walked through them.
"I believe that you are lying," The Inquisitor took a seat between Erin and Melody, both who scooted away from him.
"Okay, now for questions from...THATKITTYMEOW?! OH COME ON!" Bowser roared.
I forgot i threw up in that bin. Heh.
Mangle is a girl BTW
Oh and Larry-you are a cunt. Hope it dont sting.
OH AND MORTON- I almost forgot-don't you... Uh...: HATE ed sherran?
"...OH GOD, I CONTRACTED THE DISEASE!" Morton fell over and squirmed.
"QUICK! DISENFECT HIM BEFORE HE GETS BEIBER-FEVER!" Erin and co. pulled out some pepper spray and sprayed it all over Morton.
"AH, MY EYES! THEY BURN!" Morton screamed.
"THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING! KEEP SPRAYING!" Erin kept spraying Morton until she ran out of pepper spray...and she pulled out another one and kept spraying him.
Morton screamed, but Erin paid no attention to him.
Bon-Bon immediately took off the trash can and threw it on Gary. The poor little mushroom pony, covered in vomit, and yet not a single drop on Bon-Bon. Why are animatronics so lucky?
"THAT STINGS!" Larry sniffed. "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THAT FEELS TO A PERSON."
"But you're not a per-" Gary started.
"SHUT THE DUCK UP, GARY!" Bowser yelled at him and Gary withered.
"Aw, poor Gary!" Erin took pity on the mushroom pony. "It's okay...Bowser is a serious fattie and he's just jealous of your skinniness."
Gary frowned and curled up into a ball, crying his eyes out. "This is sad to watch..." Ludwig commented as he watched Gary cry.
"Let's just answer more questions to distract us from Gary," Bowser swiped the question sheet and read the questions from the next person, which is I is a Person.
Can we ask the animatronics questions? That would be awesome!
Whatever, I'mm not going too.
Lemmy: Why are you so awesomely epic? And cute? Also, how did you start rolling on that ball in the first place? *hugs*
Iggy: You are awesome! *hugs*
Ludwig: I hate you. I dare you to poke Freddy and run away! -
Bowser: YOU ARE SO NOT AWESOME. GO DIE IN FNAF.
BJ: Can you paint me a pictureeeee? PLEASE?
Oh if we can ask the animatronics, I changed my mind.
Chica: WHY ARE YOU SO- AWESOME?
All: Why th heck do you even stuff people in suits anywayz?
All: Please stuff Bowser in a suit.
"I was just born this way," Lemmy nibbled on some bacon. "Also, I just started playing with a ball and it was my mission to roll on it when I was younger. The End!"
Bon-Bon clapped. "That's a fine story right there..."
"YES, I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!" Iggy laughed uncontrollably and everybody took a couple spaces backward...
"Dude, calm down," Melody warned. "Or I'll pull out the traq darts..."she reached into her back pocket and pulled out a dart gun. "Last chance."
Iggy stopped laughing, and Melody put the gun back in its place.
Ludwig looked at the animatronic bear and asked, "Do I really have to?"
"Yes, you do Ludwig," Erin nodded and the koopa pony stepped up to Freddy. He bopped his nose, and it made a squeaky noise.
"OH MY GOD, THAT'S SO CUTE!" Iggy poked his nose, and it squeaked again. He kept poking it, the nose squeaking, and he started giggling.
Freddy raised an eyebrow. "Is he okay?" the animatronic bear asked Ludwig.
"No, he's not." Ludwig replied as Iggy kept poking Freddy's nose.
"I'm sorry but I can't," Freddy replied. "He's just too fat."
"Yarr! He booty too large for the suit!" Foxy commented.
"Dude, even he can't fit into Chica, and she can eat!" Mangle explained. She pointed over to Chica, who was currently stuffing her face with pizza boxes. "See?"
"Well, we would have answered that question about Smash, BUT the authoress was being so STUPID." BJ pointed at the ceiling.
(WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?)
"Because-you're forgetful." BJ replied and there was a moment of silence. "Anyways," BJ said, "it's fun being in SSB4 because there's new people to meet and you get to fight them!" He pounded his fists together.
"You play too much video games," Freddy murmured, but BJ just looked startled.
"Dude, I live in one. So do you," BJ answered, "Breh."
Bowser laughed and roared. "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, I CAN'T DIE BECAUSE ALL THE ANIMATRONICS ARE HERE!"
"Not all of them..." Erin said mysteriously, arching one eyebrow. Everyone nodded in agreement, including the ceiling (somehow), and Bowser was trying hard to figure it out.
"WHAT. DO. YOU. MEAN?" Bowser asked them as all of them grinned at each other.
"Springtrap."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I PUT YOU IN A CLIFFHANGER, HOW DOES IT FEEL?! No, seriously, I couldn't update in a while because my computer is broken. But then how am I doing this...?
One word:
MAGIC.
Anyways, I'm gonna make this a little two-parter so that I could get more chapters done. Also, so that nobody kills me or make a fish cake (You know who you are.)
Alright, so don't rage and don't be hatin' on me for doing to you.