"Can someone please kill me now." groaned Sakura as the boat kept on rocking.

"It's not that bad." said Erza trying to cheer her up. So far it had not worked.

"I am in my own personal hell here. You do remember that I am a dragon-slayer AND that I cannot stand being in warm weather!" complained Sakura as she tried to hold her vomit down.

"Maybe if you weren't wearing all that heavy armor and wore a swimsuit then maybe you would feel better." suggested Lucy. Sakura was wearing her usual bloody red armor with her black glove that proved that she was one of the Ten Wizard Saints with her black skirt and knee-high boots.

"You might right." she said as she requip into a red one piece swimsuit with her hair up. "But I am still sick." she whined.

"Here you go. Drink this." said Mr. Rhino as he presented her with a weird potion. When Sakura saw it she quickly took it a drank it in a second.

"Sakura you should never drink anything without knowing what it is." yelled Erza before starting to scold her and give her a lecture. Sakura then started to cry and started to beg for her to stop.

"Bu..but .Mr. Rhino... Is an expert in potion making. Th..e was made so that I would not be sick anymore." whimpered Sakura as she explained things to her sister.

"Do you think you could use it on them." asked Levy pointing to the other dragon slayers who were acting very miserable.

"Only if they share their deepest darkest secrets with me." said Sakura evilly.

"I.. once.. dressed up as a girl and wore makeup and everything." said Gajeel as he looked like he was about to die from embarrassment and motion sickness. Everyone that heard him started laughing like crazy. Sakura then gave him a potion which he gladly took.

"I am jealous of how many fangirls Gray has and the fact that I have almost none." said Natsu as both Lisanna and Lucy started yelling at him saying that he should be happy to have them. After much suffering Sakura finally gave him some of the potion.

"Whenever I'm alone I lips sing and pretend to play the guitar." muttered Luxus.

"What did you say I could not quite understand you." mocked Sakura.

"I LIP SING AND PRETEND TO PLAY THE GUITAR WHEN I THINK THAT I AM ALONE!" yelled Luxus. The other dragon slayer snickered but did not really laugh.

"That's not really embarrassing but ok. Since I think that Gajeel's is the most embarrassing I will ask Mr. Rhino to supply him with enough potions for a year. Natsu for a month, and Luxus for a week." said Sakura as she handed him a small part of the potion.

"That's not fair!" explained Natsu."How come metal face get a larger supply than me."

"That's because his is more embarrassing." Before Natsu could complain the Master made the announcement that they were there.

On The Island

"So Listen up you brats the rules are simple. Each Pair will take a path and to get to the other side. On the way there you might meet another team or one of the S-class and Jellal. If you do then you will have to fight them and defeat them. If you pass then you will be able to continue to the other part of the test. Good luck."

So with that said they all went their separate ways.(Like I said I did not make any big changes to the storyline. I just made a few alterations to be able to incorporate Jellal, Luxus, Mr. Rhino, and Sakura.)

A few hours later

"We did it Lucy!" said Cana at her partner.

"Yeah let's keep on going." said Lucy tiredly. As they went further up the path they saw someone up ahead. As they got closer, they noticed that the figure had messy blue hair.

"Oh man. It's Jellal!"

"Sorry girls, but it seems that I have to defeat you." said Jellal apologetic.

"What was the thing that Sakura told us in case Jellal went evil and she was not around to stop him?" asked Cana as Jellal listen very curious.

"Oh yeah I almost forgot what Jellal's biggest weakness is, Erza!" said Lucy as she went to grab Gemini's key.

"OPEN GATE OF THE TWINS: GEMINI!"

"Hey there Lucy, what can we do for you today?" asked the twins.

"I need you to turn to Erza Scarlet please." asked Lucy politely. Jellal just simply stood there not knowing what was happening as Gemini changed their appearance to match Erza's.

"What in the world?" asked Jellal as he saw Erza standing in front of him. He was sure that it was not Erza, yet he was not so sure it wasn't.

"All right let's get this party started!" yelled Cana "I'll use the Sexy Lady Card again." she said as she summoned a bunch of women in their swimsuits. The girls all started to crowd around the poor Jellal. All this was happening while Gemini or "Erza" watched.

"Erza it's not what you think." yelled Jellal as he fought hard to get away from the card women. Gemini, who could tap into people's thoughts, started to say exactly what Erza would say.

"Cheating bastard, Should let Sakura kill him, Never want to talk to him again, heartbreak.." continued Geminin as Jellal passed out.

"I think we might have broken Jellal." laughed Cana as she went over to try to wake him up. By this time all the card women had disappeared.

"Thanks for your hard work Gemi and Mini." said Lucy as she dismissed the twins. "Let's hope not or we will have to deal with Erza."

Meanwhile with team Gray

"I feel sorry for Wendy." said Gray as the two walked on.

"Don't worry about her after all she's not one of the candidates." reassured Loki. Soon as they continued to walk on the say a pair of Gray ears popping out of a bush.

"Please don't tell me that is who I think that is." hoped Loki as Gray peered into the bush.

"Sorry but it is." said Mr. Rhino as he jumped out of the bush startling both Gray and Loki.

"I was hoping that I would be the one to fight you." snickered Gray as he got ready to fight. Loki meanwhile just stood there.

"As did I." whispered Mr. Rhino as he transformed into his human battle form. It was black samurai armor with different designs in each layer. (A/N I based his armor as a mixture between the skin of an indian rhino and an actual samurai armor.)

"ICE MAKE: EXCALIBUR" yelled Gray.

"I'm ready when you are." mocked Mr. Rhino as he got in his defensive position.

"Take this." yelled Gray as he attacked. Loki and Gray were able to keep up with Mr. Rhino but were not able to defeat him. That is how it went for the thirty minutes until Mr. Rhino congratulated them for passing saying that they were able to continue just that they will have to attend Sakura's punishment for those who could not really defeat their opponents or were defeated.

Meanwhile with Team Levy

"How come we have not met with anyone." complained Gajeel as he and Levy continued walking.

"To bad that you had to walk in this path because now you get to fight me." said a voice very familiar from behind the trees.

"Oh no it's Luxus." said Levy worriedly.

"I thought I smelled scum." snickered Gajeel.

"Same goes to you." mocked Luxus.

IRON DRAGON ROAR!

LIGHTNING DRAGON ROAR!

SOLID SCRIP: IRON!

As the two dragon slayers started attacking each other with their roars meeting in the middle. Levy had summoned iron from mid-air in case Gajeel needed a refill. Then she did something that surprised them both.

SOLID SCRIP ANCIENT WORD: DRAGON ARMOR!

With those very powerful words, she quickly transformed into a dragon. That was not all the most interesting part was that the dragon was made of words not scales. With Levy like that, both dragon slayers just stood there dumbfounded. Which made Luxus just that much easier of a target.

SOLID SCRIP ANCIENT WORD: SCRIP DRAGON ROAR!

WIth that she was able to knock both dragon slayers unconscious without meaning to.

"Gajeel! Are you alright? I am sorry I did not mean to attack you." said Levy as she turned back to normal and tried to see if Gajeel was alright.

"It looks like I can't call you shrimp anymore." joked Gajeel and Levy tried to help him get up. "How were you able to do that?"

"Sakura has been training me. Now let's get out of here."

Meanwhile with Sakura and the exceeds

Sakura was busy watching the other competitive on a recording lacrima with the Master as they drank some tea. When suddenly, Pantherlily and Carla appeared.

"I was wondering what was taking you so long." said Sakura as both exceeds sat landed. They were both exhausted from their trip.

"We..have..our..suspicion..about..Mest." explained Carla.

"So do I so don't worry about it. I will take care of him. would you like some kiwi slices with your tea Lily?"

When the remaining contestants got to the finish line

"Congratulations to those who made it. Now to be warned those who did not pass have to sit through one of Sakura's dreaded tea parties. Believe me they are not that enjoyable." said the Master.

"And now for the funniest and most embarrassing parts of the first part of the competition." said Sakura as she showed the videos on the lacrima projectors.

After the presentation.

"So how's the tea?" asked Sakura evilly as she watched Mest, Luxus, Elfman, Natsu, Gray, Gajeel, Freed, Juvia, and Jellal all drinking tea.

"It's wonderful! Juvia is enjoying herself very much. It's also wonderful that she can spend this time with Gray-sama, Sakura-chan, Gajeel- kun, and Jellal-kun." said Juvia gladly. In fact, Juvia was the only one except for Sakura that was enjoying themselves. The reason being that the others had to dress up and allow for the girls to put on makeup and do their hair. Let's just say that Sakura was enjoying herself by also taking pictures of the miserable men.

What do you think? Did I incorporate them all correctly? PLease REVIEW AND COMMENT!

NEXT TIME: TEA PARTY WITH EVIL AND TRUTH