OK, this is it, the final chapter.
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The Girls Night Aftermath.
Chapter 7.
Penny held up a full bottle and asked, "Another one?"
Bernadette thought for a moment and replied, "Oh hell, why not? Howard's driving".
As Penny opened the bottle, there was a rapid knocking at the door.
Opening the door, Penny found a wide-eyed Leonard standing there.
"Hi Penny" he began, "Sorry to intrude on girl's night, but can I hang out here for a while?"
Seeing the uncomfortable look on his face, Penny replied "Sure, come in. What's up?"
"Well" he began, "I just got home from work and I thought the apartment was empty".
Swallowing, he went on, "Until I went to use the bathroom. Then I heard groaning from Sheldon's room".
Leonard gulped again, I thought he was ill, so I knocked, but there was no answer, so I went in".
Penny screwed her face up in a look of disgust. "And he was naked?"
Leonard began to turn green, "He was kinda busy".
Penny replied "EEEWWW".
Leonard said, "It gets worse. Sheldon wasn't alone".
Penny and Bernadette replied as one, "Amy?"
Leonard nodded slowly.
Bernadette asked "What did they say?
Leonard hesitated. "They didn't say anything. Their mouths were sort of full."
Penny grinned, "With each others tongues?"
Leonard shuddered, then replied "Erm, no".
Penny and Bernadette looked at each other. "EEEEEWWWW!".
As Leonard gulped down his second beer in 5 minutes, there was a knock at the door.
Opening it, Penny said "Hi Ames, come in".
As she entered, Amy said "Hello Bernie". Spotting Leonard, she blushed, looked at her shoes, and continued "Hello Leonard, AGAIN."
Suddenly finding the corner of the ceiling interesting , Leonard replied, "Amy, I am so sorry".
As the uncomfortable silence dragged on toward 10 seconds, Penny asked Leonard, "Why don't you go and have a word with Sheldon?"
Leonard was about to reply, that he didn't think Sheldon would want a word with him, when he noticed Penny's "get the hell out" head jerk.
With Leonard gone, Penny handed Amy a large glass of wine and began, "So Ames", She hesitated, trying to think of a polite way to phrase it.
Unable to think of a subtle way, she ploughed straight in, "So, the old 69 eh?"
Amy squirmed in her seat and took a swig of her wine, "Leonard told you everything?"
Bernadette piped in, "Yep, he gave us a blow by blow account".
Penny gave Bernadette a look that could kill. "Bernie. That wasn't funny".
Amy grinned slightly, and replied, "Actually it was".
Penny struggled to think of something else to say.
Eventually she went with "I guess Leonard kinda messed up your night? I mean, nobody could carry on after that".
"Yeah" agreed Bernadette, "Howard's through if his mom shouts up to ask if he wants a cup of tea".
Amy smiled sheepishly, "Actually, we did carry on".
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Leonard sat opposite Sheldon, looking at the floor, trying to think of something to say.
Taking another swig of his beer, he began, "Look Sheldon, I'm really sorry."
Sheldon thought for a moment, then replied "No Leonard. I'm as much to blame. I should've hung a tie on the door, or something".
"Anyway", Leonard continued, "I'm sorry I ruined your evening".
With a self satisfied smirk, Sheldon replied, "Actually you didn't".
Leonard gave him a curious look, so Sheldon continued, "Yes Leonard, we finished what we were doing. I didn't want to, but Amy insisted. She seemed quite determined too".
Leonard asked "You realize what this means, don't you?"
Sheldon replied, "That Amy is a confident person?"
"Not just that" Leonard replied, "It means Amy gets a kick out of getting caught".
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Back in 4B, Amy, with three glasses of wine inside her, was getting more indiscrete, "So, it was four times the first night, including once in the shower".
Penny interrupted, " Holy crap on a cracker! Four times? Leonard's doing well if he can manage once".
Bernie giggled, "Yep, Howard's a once a night guy too".
Amy grinned a goofy grin, "Then I guess that's something else Sheldon excels at".
Bernadette leaned forward, "So how was it? The first time?"
Amy thought for a moment. "Well, I don't have anything to compare it to, but it felt pretty amazing".
"And the one in the shower?", Bernie asked.
Amy smiled, remembering the events of that first night, "Oh" she said, "That was incredible."
"Well" said Penny, "I guess you won't be needing Gerard any more".
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Sheldon gave Leonard a condescending look. "Of course Amy doesn't get a kick out of getting caught".
"Really?" replied Leonard, "So why was she so insistent on you carrying on?"
Sheldon thought for a long moment, before continuing, "Let's assume for a moment, you are correct. How would this knowledge benefit me?"
Leonard rolled his eyes, "Sheldon, you have a girlfriend who is into sex in risky places. Most men would kill for a girl like that".
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Tipping up the wine bottle into her glass, Penny staggered over to the kitchen, to open another one.
"So" she said, "Sheldon's a sex God? Who would've thought it?
Bernadette drained her glass, giggled and replied "Not me, that's for sure".
Catching Amy's daggers look, she said "Sorry Amy. It's just hard to imagine Sheldon having sex, let alone being good at it".
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Knock, Knock, Knock - Amy, Penny, Bernadette.
Knock, Knock, Knock - Amy, Penny, Bernadette.
Knock, Knock, Knock - Amy, Penny, Bernadette.
Penny grinned, "There's Sheldon the sex God".
Dragging herself to her feet, she staggered to the door and opened it.
Sheldon looked bemused, "So, I'm a sex God am I?"
Penny thought "Damn his Vulcan hearing". Swaying slightly, she said "Four times in one night? I'll say so".
"Amy" he began, "I can't believe you would discuss our private life with other people".
Amy grinned, "Well, when it's that good, you can't expect me not to tell my friends".
Pulling herself up from the couch, Amy took out her keys and headed for the door.
As she passed him, Sheldon took the keys from her hand.
Amy said "Sheldon, I need to go home".
Sheldon replied, "You're not driving in that condition".
Taking her hand, Sheldon led her out of 4B, across the hall and into 4A.
Spotting Leonard sitting on the couch, Amy said "You might want to borrow Sheldon's noise canceling headphones".
As Sheldon led a tipsy Amy down the hall toward the bedrooms, Leonard took out his phone and dialed.
"Hi Raj" he said, "can I sleep at your place tonight?"
As they stood by the bed, Sheldon said, "Amy, remind me to fit a lock to this bedroom door".
Amy grinned, "Oh there's no rush".
Shrugging off her cardigan, Amy reached out and took hold of Sheldon's T-Shirt. Pulling him closer, she pressed her lips against his.
Pulling back, she said "Excuse me a moment", before rushing off to the bathroom.
A few seconds later, Sheldon heard the sound of vomiting.
"Oh well" he thought, "This is where it all started".