Just Like Magic: A Suite Life/Waverly Place Crossover

Part 2:

Away from the day, in a far away land…

A gold passage winds down...towards darkness. A few scattered torches light the way. A very familiar looking enchanter is carrying a wand, wearing jet black leather wear with dark purple jewel dots. The jewel dots go across the sleeves's lining…and at the gloved fingertips. Even past first glance…the dimness all about is slowly giving way to the torches. And as the enchanter moves away from the dimness…her face is clear as day.

It's Alex. But…with two gold like ribbons of hair on the sides of her much curlier hair. She also has here a enchanted gold bracelet…and a wand with chocolate pudding ripples all around. The wand has a big foggy crystal ball at the end…lit like a flashlight. But soon…it's quite clear that Alex isn't on her own. Here…in the land of Medieval Magic Quest.

A medium mostly whitish tan wolf like dog is walking alongside her. Her name is Alexa. At the dimness up ahead though…she stops. She pauses to face Alex, looking a bit wary. Alex sighs sarcastically, "oh, come on. Don't look at me like that. I know exactly where we're going." Interestingly, a mostly unfazed Alexa speaks, "and the trapdoor that turned out to be a Deimlin? What about then?" With a enchantment of her own design…Alex has enchanted her animal companion with human speech.

Alex slightly sighs, "great. Leave it to me to create a "myself" on all fours who talks back to me. I'm not sure whether to be flattered…or really scared." A gust of fire comes down from the dimness.

Worriedly, Alexa calls out, "down!" She knocks Alex over…seconds before the fire melts the gold floor. A ruby dragon is coming down from the ceiling: With mystical jewel like scales, amongst gold stalactites. It roars with glowing ruby fury.

Alex slightly chuckles, "have I mentioned how beautiful…?" Alexa urges lowly, "one quest at a time! Dragon incoming!" They both get to their feet. Alex dusts herself off. A little confused, she adds, "right."

The dragon fire breath blasts at Alex. With her wand, Alex is in the midst of casting, "Flamius Era…!" The fire breath blast and growing light smash into each other…in a brilliant flash of light. Floating over Alex's head is a starting to shrink ring of a red health bar. And, with her in-game screenname above in dark purple: Roadwiz34.

Above higher ground…

The stars are shining. The night is virtually endless. Tall grass dances in the chilly breeze. Here…in Medieval Magic Quest.

Demon like tree colored butterflies camouflage themselves…amongst the bushes and tree branches about. They eat colors for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. These butterflies of tricks and sneaks are the Deimlins…who love playing games of color draining upon the unwary. But, they especially love to catch off guard players…who reawaken in another patch of tall grass hours later. All turn into colorless statues from their games.

Though…some of them would rather soak up the starlight than play. Among the player community, they're called the "sunbathing" Deimlins. They're the kind of Deimlins that half the players wouldn't mind hanging out with.

The dragons are ruby, emerald, diamond, and gold: With the personalities to match.

Elves, humans, dwarves, and halflings are the commoners…and the players. All mostly taking to stopping in villages of ruby, emerald, diamond, and gold. Some are led by dragons…and some are built from stolen treasure of dragons.

But, beyond…is a stone tower. A tower with a castle…and a locked away princess. But, with a twisted twist: A evil player has only recently locked her away…between her own red draped castle walls. The Elven princess has a cartoonish dark red dress, a Egyptian like gold necklace, and fairly long darkish red hair. Her name is Jessie. The short dark blond haired evil player is in a very dark red cloak…with web like jewels woven around the sides. His bright red screenname is SpiderShadow452. SpiderShadow452 has the princess tied up in magic sun bright yellow strings…from his lightning themed wand.

He slightly sighs, "squirm all you want, NPC. You know who I am?" Princess Jessie concludes nervously, "no. And, I don't want to. If you just want some gold, you can have it. Just let me go!" SpiderShadow452 mutters lowly, "not the kind of treasure I'm after. You see…I'm not a teenager like most players here. I'm a washed out man who wanted to act as Spider-man for a lot of cash. But…I never had so much as a second date. Guess who gets to have a web of trouble tonight?"

Princess Jessie cries out, "hell no! What do I look like? Mary Jane from the freaking high Queensboro Bridge?!" SpiderShadow452 hurls her against the door, breaking it to pieces. He mutters coldly, "time you le…" Then, from out the window…a blast of lightning hits SpiderShadow452. His health bar shrinks in half…as he stumbles back. Down far below is a very familiar looking sorcerer. It's Zack…with his yellow striped jet black wand from earlier. His lightning yellow lined dark red screenname is Legend DarkRocker.

He slightly sighs, "when the princess says enough…you know you already lost." Princess Jessie is getting to her feet: Barely.

Zack has a cloak of his own, with very dark blue. And, woven bright yellow jewels wheel around his upper arms. SpiderShadow452 mutters cruelly, "and what do you know about loss?" Zack slightly chuckles, "dude…it's just a game. Get a life. Ohh…that's right: You chose evil." SpiderShadow452 shouts, "shut up!" Zack quickly casts, "lightinir buttinir!" A lightning bolt flies from SpiderShadow452's butt…leaving him without leather pants. Or…half a cloak for that matter.

He chucks his burning pants away, running off in embarrassment. Princess Jessie finds herself chuckling a storm: At SpiderShadow452's mostly intact uptight underwear. Briefly seen across it…is a bobblehead Miss Marvel from Super Hero Squad. Zack is already halfway up to the princess.

Elsewhere…

Two troops of Elven knights are off fighting giant spiders: With enhancements from spells aplenty, prior to battle. The Eleven knights wear leather armor in jet black jewel crafted plating…with the open faced helmets to match. At the head of the Elven knights's troops is a Elven king, with a mostly blue Pegasus. He calls out, "for Spelacor! For Spelacor!" Evil grey Elves called Drow are riding the spiders, with plenty of web spell blasts for all. They wear web like jewel plating. But, no helmets for their white witch like hair.

The Elven knights's mystically glowing blue swords hit down on the spiders. Many Drow fall unconscious, under their own mounts. Fifteen Elven knights though are sent coughing hard on their side…stuck in gray smelly webbing.

Back in Spelacor's castle…

On his way up, Zack passes a fallen troop of Elven knights. He pauses, in the vacant throne room. Zack ducks out of sight of SpiderShadow452. With a wave of his wand, he calls out, "returnium fastinium!" SpiderShadow452 vanishes from the game itself. Zack sighs to himself, "phew!" Then…he smelled something burning. With a click in his head, Zack realizes, "ohh…I knew I was forgetting something! Princess! Princess!" He hurries up the winding staircase to Princess Jessie's room.

He gets there…to find it completely in one piece. The cooling down mound of leather pants ashes is floating in a wooden pail of water. And standing over it is Princess Jessie…with a wand at hand. Breathing heavily, Zack clutches the doorframe. He gasps between breaths, "what….happ…?"

Princess Jessie slightly chuckles, "what? You thought I needed saving from a fire?" Struggling to find some good words, Zack says, "umm… May…might… Not mean what…"

Princess Jessie shakes her head, "human men." She just walks off. Zack calls out, "actually, I'm barely a man! But…nothing a…" He just realized he was by himself now. Zack sighs hard, "great. My one chance with a princess in three hours…and I got nothing."

Zack then sees in the crystal ball end of his wand: Score 3050.

He slightly sighs lowly, "way to rub it in, magic wand! Way to rub it in."

Elsewhere, in a patch of Deimlin land…

The night is blurry all around. Even the grass looks like a fog of color. Many "sunbathing" Deimlins are laying back, on slightly blurred tree trunk made double sized recliners. For the "sunbathing" Deimlins…the starlight itself is their color draining feast. Their dark brown claw tipped wings are stretched out, soaking up the starlight. Some are soaking in floating ball swirls of color…from their own shared energy. Some are even playing volleyball with them.

Alex is in a recliner, soaking in the light fog with Alexa. Alexa is cuddled up to her on her side, with Alex lightly poking her with her wand. Alexa slightly sighs, "do you love me?" Alex slightly chuckles, "if you want me to put the wand down…it's working." She puts the wand, to her other side. Alexa slightly sighs, "it's a start."

Alex slightly chuckles nervously, "for what? I gave you life, and all the enchanted biscuits you could...want." She then pauses, "are you…?" Alexa suggests, "took you long enough. Why don't we go…?" Alex slightly sighs, "hold it! Please." Alexa says nervously, "ok."

Alex suggests, "I know if I met me…that love potion would get very tricky." Interestedly, Alexa realizes, "a love potion?" She has a paw on Alex's hand. Alex slightly chuckles, "I…accidentally drank two halves of one. Back when I was "growing" up to be a wizard in Waverly Place. But…all accidents aside… You're a dog. I'm a human. Chuckle. And, I make it a "rule" to avoid Justin's dates. Werewolf mutt: Don't ask." A little uneasy, Alexa sighs, "forget it then."

Sympathetically, Alex pets her, "no, no: I'm flattered. Really. But…why not a dog crush? Someone you can play around with?" Alexa licks her hand. She slightly smiles, "ok…Alex." Alex slightly chuckles, "it's a start."

One of the relaxing "sunbathing" Deimlins calls out, "can you keep it down? We're trying to soak up color here!" Alex slightly chuckles, "oh. Sorry, guys."

Not long after, in the walls of Suite 2330…

Zack is sitting in the dark brown lined armchair, in the living room area. He's still in his bright yellow T-shirt from the afternoon. He smells food: Of Carey making food over the stove. Zack slightly smiles, "ahh…rations. Maketh me a sandwich, wrench". Carey turns to him, "excuse me?" Zack adds, "pleaseth?"

Annoyedly, Carey slightly sighs, "it's 6:30. Besides, dinner is almost ready." Zack realizes, "oh. Yawn. Ok." Cody is in his bed…reading to pass the time until dinner's ready.

Carey eyes Zack suspiciously, "umm…Zack… Where did you go?" Zack puts down his wand, "slight chuckle. I never left." He thinks to himself, "slight chuckle. Yeah…that's crazy talk. Though…there was that time when we got superpowers. And, I was Maddie's hero. Sigh. Those were the days."

He closes the laptop across the way. Zack yawns again. Carey looks kind of confused, "hmm. Fighting monsters must be quite the workout."

Zack figures, "no kidding. I'm going to bed…just as soon as I partake in some rations." He's already at the table. Thinking to herself, Carey slightly chuckles, "huh. I should've tried that years ago."