A/N: Written for the "Random Character Speed Drabble Challenge" on DurmBatons Academy Interschool Competition Forum. Prompt: Filius Flitwick, exactly 100 words. Crack for sure!
Filius Flitwick sat in a daze as simulated sunlight filled his office, grading papers. He loved his job, Charms had always had its appeal, but after a while, essays grew dull. Finally, he dozed off.
Filius felt a feather tickling his chin.
"Hello Filius," whispered Snape seductively. "Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?"
Filius could only look on in horror as the Potions Master approached him closer. Snape grinned, twirling his raven hair.
"What do you say we... disapparate out of here?"
Filius screamed, covering his eyes.
Then, he woke up. He shuddered.