"Yo Iggy! What's up with the candles?" America asked Britain in his loud obnoxious voice.
"They are obviously enchanted so that they float above us"
"Dude magic doesn't exist"
"Then how do you explain everything around us? And what about how I conjured up this table? We are in a magical castle which is a school and you better believe it"
"Huh so you aren't crazy after all"
"Why would you think I am mad? And use the Queen's English!"
America then suddenly ducked behind Britain.
"America what are you doing now?"
"AHHHHH! Britain it's a ghost! Don't worry I'll protect you from the behind! You guard the front"
"America I don't need protecting from the ghosts"
"Why not? That ghost is going to eat us all. WE ARE DOOMED! DOOMED YOU HEAR ME!"
Britain sighed "America ghosts don't eat people. Infact they cant eat anything"
"You are lying!"
Britain sighed again "is this going to be like when you were younger and you would read ghost stories and couldn't go to sleep?"
America mumbled something non comprehendible.
"America ghosts can't harm us" Britain said "I'll prove it! Sir Nicholas would you mind coming here for a bit?" Nearly headless Nick made his way over the two of them. "You don't mind if I …."
"Not at all"
Britain shoved his hand through the ghost and then turned to America. "See?' He then took America's hand and passed it through Nick again. "Ghosts can't do anything to us other tan make us feel cold"
America slowly slid back to his seat but still kept his eyes nervously fluttering across the room.
"It's a start" Britain thought.
Meanwhile the Hogwarts Students were watching this show with amused expressions.
"Why would he be so scared of ghosts? And why did hw say magic doesn't exist? I mean there are magical communities in America as well." Hermione said with a confused expression.
"There are?" Ron asked
"Yes of course there are you would know that as well if you ever bothered to stop and read a book!" She snapped
"Well at least I am not a bookworm!"
"Guys calm down, I think the next video is starting" Harry said
[The time was WWI]
Germany: The time was WWI.
Germany: I found myself… in what's you'd call… a "situation…"
Hmm… weird… looks like someone left me these tomatoes-
Italy: Ah!
Germany: Augh!
Italy: Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!
"That sounds like Italy!"
Germany: I think someone's inside!
Italy: You're wrong! There's no one inside! DO NOT OPEN THE BOX!
Germany: Nnnnngh…. Verdammt, this is heavy…
Italy: Why are you ignoring me?! What point is it to try to see the box of tomatoes fairy's guts?!
Germany: *struggle grunts* Something is caught in here…!
"Why are you even trying to open the box when the person inside doesn't want you to?"
"That someone could have been trapped!" Germany replied
Italy: Wah! I'm so sorry; you were right! I am not a box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies! Lies! LIES! Please don't shoot me; I'm too young to die, and what if I don't die but am just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in misery in a pool of my own blood?! Please I'll do anything! Well, I mean within reason… I DON'T WANT TO DIEEEEEEE!
"This is a country!"
(Opening)
Italy: I mean seriously, I'm a virgin! Where do you think they get Virgin Olive Oil? The point is you don't want to shoot the virgin! We're pathetic enough as it is! I apologize for the lying, and the boxing, and really I'm a good
Italy! I swear! You're Germany, right?!
Germany: Geez… is this the guy I'm supposed to be fighting? I heard mein Feind is the descendant of the great Rome, but…
"If you are a country then how can you be a descendant of someone?"
"We are all descendents of some country like Britain is one of the descendants of Mother Britannia and Germany and Prussia are descendants of Germania if we are not than we are new territory like America and Iceland"
"Wait one of the descendants?"
"Yes I have three older brothers which are Scotland, Ireland and Wales as well as a younger one who is Sealand"
"That's right I am related to the British jerk of Jerks!"
"SEALAND! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"What do you mean I am a country aren't I?"
"No you are a fort not a country"
"Hah just you wait I am going to be bigger and stronger than all of you!"
"Right and when that happens call me. Now how to send you back….."
"HAHAHAHAHA! I say we let him hang around" America said
"Fine but you are looking after him"
(Italy: I have relatives in Berlin…..*I can't catch this stuff*…)
[I know someone in _: This is what Italians often say when they're about to be killed and are begging to their lives. (e.g. To Americans, they'd say, "I have relatives in Brooklyn.") They just don't know everyone has relatives in Brooklyn.]
Germany: Ugh… there's no way this whining little brat could be the same enemy… I wonder who he really is…
(Italy: ….*more I can't catch*…. Pasta? Penne?! RIGATTONE?!)
Germany: Let me ask you a question. You wouldn't by any chance be related to the great Rome, would you?
(Italy: *more I can't catch*)
Italy: Wait, you're telling me you know Grandpa Rome? What a fantastico turn of events! Especially for this poor pizza and pasta lover!
You had me completely fooled! I thought you were really mean and scary! So we can be friends, ok?
"He is mean and scary!" The Trembling trio said trembling
Germany: What kind of joke is this?
Germany: Ah!
Mein Gott this is a trap! He's pretending to be harmless in an attempt to catch me off guard! Sneaky bastard!
"I don't think Italy is like that" France said
"Italy is harmless" Finland agreed "Right Sve?"
"Hmm" Sweden said glaring
"SCARY" Everyone thought
Italy: How fun to have a new friend!—Augh!
Germany: I will not be tricked! Go to hell, you pasta loving trottel!
(Italy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…. *whine cry whine*)
Germany: At that moment, I never imagined the extent to which this encounter would change my fate. Although I don't believe in such things.
"Wow Germany you sound stupid!" Prussia mocked.
Germany decided to ignore him.
[To be continued]
Kids: Chibitalia!
France: Hey, you know what Holy Rome? There are other people to chase around here besides Italy!
Chibitalia: He chases me because I'm scared of him…
"That's not a good enough reason to chase someone!"
"He had another reason" Italy said quietly
Germany looked over to Italy worried for a second " Italy was almost always enthusiastic and it not that then he was crying and waving white flags.
HRE: I would quit if you'd just come over to my place… so…!
Chibitalia: But Grandpa told me that I'm not supposed to go…!
HRE: Then I'll make you!
(Chibitalia: *cry*)
France: DID YOU HEAR A WORD I SAID TO YOU!?
HRE: ROAAAAAAR! *that's a battle cry*
France: OOOOOAAAAH! *that's also some sort of battle cry* Oh honhonhonhon!
"Did he just back down because France pulled out his sword?"
"Hey don't look at me!"
Spain: Just ignore them. You would like to have some churros, no?
Chibitalia: Sì!
"Spain you damn Tomato bastard!" Romano yelled
"Huh what did I do?" Spain said confused
[How Italy became a victim of bullying]
Kid: How Italy became a victim of bullying!
Narrator: After Rome died, Italy became an assembly of small countries. In those days, Italy had everything: fertile land, mild weather, and a rich history full of art and religion. It was a rather attractive country. Naturally, the other countries started to get jealous.
[However, Italy was weak.]
[Even back then, it was weak.]
Narrator: To those sides, no land was a good a prey as Italy. France started the nasty trend by charging into Italy first. Then, other strong and incredibly rude countries invaded from the sea and took pieces of Italy for themselves.
"We aren't rude!" Said countries huffed.
[And once again the time was WWI]
Germany: So I captured Italy, but the only thing I hear from him is the singing und the laughing und weird accents. It's like he doesn't want to escape from me at all.
Why don't you try to escape?!
Italy: Why? As long as I'm with you, I get fed and nobody picks on me! I like being here!
Germany: Nein that attitude is unacceptable! If you're a soldier, even if you're French, you're supposed to try very hard to escape captivity!
What is that supposed to mean!" France said annoyed.
[Sprawling]
Germany: You're the most pathetic excuse for a country I've ever seen. Are you sleeping at me right now?!
Hey, look at how the door just opened! You could totally run away if you wanted to!
"What are you doing Germany?"
"Me I was just seeing if he'd try to escape" Germany laughed nervously
Italy: Uhh…
Ciao ladies! You are both so lovely! *I can't hear what he says here*
*lists pastas*
(Girls: *giggle*)
*satisfied noises*
(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)
German Soldier: Hey, Germany, I have some terrible news! Italy has become Germany's ally! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?!
"You are supposed to make a-pasta!" Italy yelled enthusiastically
Kids: To be continued!
A.N.
Hey guys thanks for the reviews and for reading this story. I just have a few questions I want to ask:
Do you think I should follow the HRE is Germany therme or not?
Do you think I should include ships like RoChu, USUk, LietPol and GerIta?
How many countries should I include?
Shall I include countries that weren't in the anime like Hong Kong, Taiwan, Scotland etc?
Shall I make China ay aru and Aiyah! Since in the dub he doesn't say it?
Please reply. Also make sure to review.
Oh and I have made some changes to Chapter 1 so please check it out.
Bookworm4099 out!