A.N.
I tried to add more reactions so please tell me if they are still less. Your reviews really helped me though I am still confused on whether I should follow the HRE is Germany theme or not. So please review and tell me. Please include anything you feel I am doing wrong so that I'll try and correct it. Please read and enjoy.
Italy: Hey commander~! I found another crab; can I eat it?
"You can't just eat crabs like that! What if they poisonous or something"
"I don't thing crabs are poisonous"
Germany: Go ahead, but don't get it stuck in your hair this time.
Japan: Germany. Look; I have found fresh fruit. I was surprised. You can find much food if you look.
"That's some wired looking fruit"
"I know right! There was this one time I ate some fruit and it was even more disgusting than Britain's cooking!" Italy said waving his arms around
"There is absolutely nothing wrong with my food!"
"Angletre everyone knows that your food is trash even if it is not being compared to my magnificent and delightful cooking"
"I hate to say this but for once I agree with France" Germany said with his arms folded.
"You're all too used that frogs fancy food. I'll have you know that the British Empire doesn't lack in anything and that includes our culinary arts"
"Whatever helps you sleep"
"Why you!" Britain and France started strangling each other.
"Aiyah! Britain and France are fighting again. Let's hope America doesn't join in aru"
Suddenly a shot startled everyone in the hall. Switzerland stood with his shotgun smoking.
"Stop fighting and sit down! Both of you!"
France and Britain knew better than to argue so they compiled.
Italy: Wow…! That's some weird stuff you found, Japan! It almost looks like real fruit!
"What do you mean? That looks nothing like real fruit!"
Japan: There is plenty more back there if we are needing it.
"I don't thing anyone would want to eat more than they have to of those weird fruits"
Italy: *laughing* Hey, Japan! Germany! Let's play a game of Marco Polo, okay? Go! Ahaha!
(Italy: Marco! *laughing*)
Germany and Japan: Polo.
Japan: It's nice to spend time like this once in a while…
"You're aboslutly right"
"Hahahaha I know we can have holidays for countries! We could totally ask our bosses to cut us some slack. Nice Idea!"
"Ugh! My boss is a slave driver there is no way he would agree to that"
"You already slack off too much America you don't have time to slack off even more!" Britain nagged America
(Italy: *laughing* Can I open my eyes yet?)
Germany and Japan: Not yet.
Japan: Whole life… I have dreamed of wasting days away doing nothing on a beautiful island like this…
"Then why didn't you do it before?"
Japan was about to answer when America cut in.
"He was totally afraid of the rest pf the world before the world wars. He spent 200 years locked up in his room!"
"He did what!" A few students spluttered.
Germany: …mm… it's almost perfect.
(Italy: Hey, who took-a my shorts? You jokers!)
Japan: Now, if only someone would come rescue us, it would make things perfect.
(Italy: *stuff I can't hear* It was just my foot! Wait, that's not my foot! AAH! How'd that get there?! I feel funny…! I'll be out of the water…)
"You were stranded on an island during the world war?"
(Opening)
Italy: Hey there Germany! I finished all my preparations to become your best ally ever!
(Germany: Hm?)
"Preparations?"
"You'll see" grumbled Germany
Germany: After weeks of hearing about it, I should at least take a look.
(Italy: *laughter*)
Italy: Tada! First I got pasta, pasta sauces, wine, pasta fruits! And ingredients for pasta!
"That's all pasta! How can it help Germany?"
"Pasta solves everything!"
Germany: This is not preparation for war!
"That is basically just what I said!"
Italy: Don't sweat it! I also made stuff for the war! Aha~! I made one especially for you too!
Germany: Ah… for me too?
Italy: Mm hmm! I pulled an all-nighter making them by hand!
"Something homemade for war?"
Germany: They're handmade…?
["I surrender
-Germany"]
["I surrender
-Italy"]
"See I told you he would mass produce white flags!" Austria said
Italy: And! You can also use them with the girls you date!
"How exactly?"
"Well you just- oof!" Britain had punched Italy in the Stomach
"I will not have you corrupting my young innocent citizens!"
"Wahh! Germany protect me! Britain is scary!"
Italy: Hetalia!
Italy: Germany! Since you got so mad at me the other day, I finally figured out something you're going to love~!
"What is it a war machine?" A few muggleborn boys asked eagrly.
Germany: Finally… this better turn out to be something useful…
(Italy: *laughter*)
Italy: I added a pizza!
"How is that helpful!"
Germany: It's the same!
Italy: Um…
Germany: Do you really think you can win a battle armed with carbohydrates!?
"I don't know you need plenty of energy to fight"
Italy: Uh…
Germany: You must have something that's useful for fighting… other than food.
Italy: I do have Machiavelli…
"Who?"
Germany: Sorry, but that guy's a total pussy.
[Niccolo Machiavelli: His most important work is The Prince. Being concerned about weak Italy, he wrote a tactical treatise. However, when he put this theory into practice, sadly, he turned out to be incompetent. Military theorist Carl Von Clausewitz said, "Well, he wasn't wrong. He wasn't, but…"]
"Oh, now that makes sense"
Germany: Ah… well, I guess that should do it.
Japan: Excellent…! So this is your flowchart that help people like Americans vaguely understand current state of world affairs.
"Hey!"
Germany: That's right.
["Current World Affairs Vaguely Explained"
England
(England ? France) Fighting each other to the death since birth
(England ? France) Can't cooperate
America
(America ? England) Annoying. Already prepared strategies against England
China
(China ? England) Opium War
Russia
(Russia ? China) Wants to control
(Russia ? England) Holds grudge over having their southward expansion stopped
(England ? Russia) Why, you!
France]
"In other words everyone is mad at Britain and wants to kill him"
"I don't want to kill Iggy!" America said slinging his arm around the brit with his face dangerously close to his.
"I- Idiot! N-not here!" Britain said blushing a deep shape of red
Japan: Hmm… interesting. It does make you feel like world's affairs are vague…
Germany: Doesn't it? Hey, Italy!
Italy: Finito!
Germany and Japan: Ah!
"Wow! That's amazing! It's a work of art!"
Italy: PASTAAAAAAAA!
Germany: That's a…
Japan: …pasta dish sandcastle… it's a work of art…!
"Italy is widely know for his art, after all"
Germany: Yes… and it's making me very hungry!
"I guess that's not very helpful"
Kids: Chibitalia!
Chibitalia: By any chance do you serve pasta here?-
Austria: No we don't.
Narrator: And so. Italy started working as a tiny adorable servant at Holy Roman Empire's house.
"Ah! Ita-chan you are so cute!" Hungary said hugging Italy while Germany had trouble keeping a single expression on his face.
Chibitalia: Ah… all of the paintings at Mr. Austria's house are incredible! I want to be able to draw all the time, like I used to! I wonder if they have drawing stuff…
I just found ink and a big brush… I can't draw anything with this… oh…!
"Ksesesese! Austria you look so totally unawesome!"
Mustache is the ultimate weapon!" Romano said with such seriousness that the students started believing him.
(Chibitalia: Ahaha! Ahahaa! *laughing*)
Austria: Now that's just mean.
Japan: Germany. I think we need a team name.
Germany: Team name?
Japan: ?(Hai.) Italy and I thought about it earlier. What do you think about "Axis?"
"You decided on Axis Powers when you were stranded on an island?"
"Hai!"
Germany: "Axis…?"
Japan: It mean—we are all connected together by an axis, and when we prevail, the world will turn on that new axis.
"That's amazing I never thought of it that way"
Germany: Abstract. I was thinking "Fire Death Team."
Everyone burst out laughing.
"Seriously Germany Fire Death Team?"
"I don't know west did suggest an awesome name"
"Germans!"
Japan: No… it better to confuse with obtuse metaphor.
"Because that's what Japanese people are best at"
Germany: If you say so… in German you would have to say, "Eine Achse."
Japan: Sounds badass.
Italy: In Italian that would be "Un Asse….!" *sleeping noises*
"How do you do that?"
["Japan" "Italy" "Germany"]
Italy: Hey look at this, the Earth really is revolving around us! (Woohoo! Yay! Woo! Yay!...)
Germany: Then it's decided.
America: Dude, I even smell like a hero! Check it!
"How does a hero even smell?"
"A hero smells like me!"
"America don't you think it is better to think before speaking?" Britain sighed
England: At least I didn't need a delusional 16 year old girl to fight my battles!
"Do you mean Joan of Ark?"
Britain nodded.
"Jean wasn't delusional!" France burst out
"France she thought she was sent down by God to return the king to the throne"
"Well she did succeed didn't she? That is until you burned her down!"
"Are you still mad about that? I already told you I could do nothing to save her. I was bound by the will of my people! Why can't you understand that!"
"You could have still tried something!"
"Why don't you just get over your girlfriend and leave me alone. I am tired after trying to make you understand that I could do nothing for centuries"
"Britain-"
"I said I am not going to listen to a word you say!"
"Fine! I won't talk to you either!"
France: Careful, now.
Russia: I would beware of that newfound smell…! (or something like that)
"Huh?"
China: White peoples. Sheesh.
"Aren't you white as well?"
"It is more like western people aru"
[Hetalia Continued Next Episode…]
(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)
A.N.
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Also did you like that USUK moment? There will certainly be more shipping in future chapters. So continue reading and wait patiently because I'll be attending my cousins' wedding and participating and weddings last for a whole week! After that I'll visit my grandmother who is sick. So I won't be able to write for at least two weeks. But I promise that I'll get to it after all that is over.