A.N. Looks like I accidentally wrote the part of the wedding and my grandmother on chapter 5 instead of 4. So I'm back. I didn't get to visit my grandmother because of political unrest in that side my country so we came back home. Anyway to all the FrUk shippers sorry but I won't be including it even though I ship it. But I will include a few moments when France tries to harass England sexually (not rape, but France being his usual self). So Enjoy! And please review, constructive criticism is appreciated but flames not so much.

Axis: *peaceful silence*

Italy: *soft breathing*

England: This is incredible.

America: Rock out! We found the Axis countries!

"How did you find them anyway, I mean aren't they stradnded?"

"That's easy. Using The Great British Empire's Superior and Advanced technology you can track almost anyone in world!"

"Somehow I don't believe you"

"What! How can you say that!"

Russia: Why do they look so serious?

"We were stranded on an island, what should we have done? Dance?" Germany retorted

"I don't know. I mean remember the pict incident? We did end up dancing on an island while stranded"

"America don't say it like that! It makes us sound like madmen!"

China: Wait. What's so incredible?

"Yeah. I mean they are just sitting around"

America: Dude, you're totally on my foot!

China: Ah! A mosquito just bit me!

"Seriously?"

(Opening)

Austria: You idiot! Why would you ever form an alliance with Italy?!

"That's easy! He just wanted to get laid! Kesesesesese!"

"BRUDER!" Germany pounced on Prussia.

"What does getting laid mean?" A young student asked.

"Why it means-"

England cut France off:

"Nothing nothing. I means nothing!" He said hurriedly

Germany: Ah, well I had various reasons to do it. You know the more alliances the better and all that…

"So not true" Prussia managed from under Germany

Germany just punched his lights out and walked away.

Austria: Whatever! You know what a complete coward that guy is; he's probably mass producing white flags as we speak!

I shall now show my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano.

"Huh?"

Germany: Ok, go on.

Austria: (DUN! Piano~)

"That was amazing!"

I assume you get the idea.

Germany: You express anger with Chopin…

Germany: Hetalia!

Japan: Mm… I never thought that simple biscuit with toasted marshmallow in between would be so delectable…!

"I know right! I mean they are sooo delicious. Makes me want to have some right now"

A spluttering noise made everyone turn around to see England trying to hold America back.

"It doesn't matter!" England tried to reason with him

"Of course it matters"

"Let's just forget about it okay?"

"No! Smores are supposed to have chocolate! I know he's my friend and all but I cant forgive him for this!"

"What can I do to make you forget?" England gasped out

America suddenly stopped struggling and turned around, his expression showing seriousness.

"What-"

America leaned down and whispered

"This"

"Huh? What-" He was silenced by America's lips on his.

England's eyes widened but he didn't push him AWAY. After America finally let go of England. He stuttered

"Y-you Idiot! N-not in here! I told you not do it!"

"Hey! You liked it and we both know it!"

England blushed a deep shade of red and turned away only to realize the silence in the room. He looked up to see that everyone in the room was watching them with either wide eyes or shocked expressions exept the nations who were used to it by now. If possible, England turned even redder.

"Ah Love" The most wondrous thing in the world" Dumbledore said sighing

McGonagall Almost shouted out no PDA! But she managed to stop herself by reminding herself that they were a lot older than her.

Italy: The inside is melted and squishy but the outside is still so crunchy! That's the best part, no?

"Oh God Yes!"

Germany: Ja…

America: Hey, wait! S'mores are supposed to have chocolate! Let's teach 'em a lesson!

England: Ah…

France, Russia, and China: A lesson?

America: That's right; we can have a campfire too!

"How is that like teaching them a lesson"

"We'll show them the correct way to make smores!" America yelled as he punched the air.

Kids: Chibitalia!

Narrator: Stuffy Mr. Austria is very strict about rules and discipline.

Austria: I am very strict about rules und discipline!

"She just said that!"

Narrator: Italy gets scolded quite a lot.

(Chibitalia: Waaaaaaah!)

Narrator: Since he gets stepped on if he resists, he is terribly afraid of mean old Mr. Austria.

"I not mean and old!"

"yes I quite agree with him. You know you've got such a sexy body. No?"

"You!" Austria then proceeded to beat the holy crap out of France

However, there are also times where Italy likes Mr. Austria.

Austria: Hey…! You do not have to stand there! Come sit next to me and listen to the music.

Narrator: Italy loves the music that Mr. Austria plays.

"That's why I always have him at all my formal parties!" America said in his loud and obnoxious voice.

America: Hetalia!

England: (in a really low freaky voice) Bring on the fire. Bring on the hell. Set everything ablaze so that no trace remains. Bring on the fire…

"WHAA! That's scary!"

"Why are you singing that!"

"That isn't a campfire song!"

America: I feel like we're summoning the devil!

"Nope. I have an incantation for that"

"You what!"

England: Hetalia!

Germany: Due to my merger with Austria, he started living at my house. Now I have no desire to go home, and I'm not even married.

"Being married doesn't mean that you don't want to go home!"

"No but that's the basic idea right?"

(Austria: Huff… huff… huff…)

["Huff! Huff!"]

Austria: Hey, why do you throw your underwear on the floor when you've only worn it the one time?! If Franz Joseph I saw this, he'd die in a fit of fury of your unadulterated wastefulness!

[Franz Joseph I:

A super-dooper stingy Austrian emperor. It's said that he'd patch his clothes and continue to wear even the sorriest clothes, so he looked almost like a homeless person. This is a good example of how the job of Emperor is one of the harder jobs on Earth.]

"I guess they have a point"

Germany: Ja… but they kinda have a big hole in them...-

Austria: This tiny hole?! FJ1 would not care about such things; he would've patched it up first!

[Franz Joseph I:

(Same description as last time)]

Germany: …und so… I was forced to continue wearing dirty underwear he patched with his bare hands…

"Kseseses-" Germany slapped a hand on Prussia's mouth

"Not a word out of you!"

Germany: Hetalia!

Axis: *peaceful silence*

Italy: *soft breathing*

Japan: It occurs to me. I wonder how Mr. Austria is doing right now.

Italy: Ask him! He's been over there this whole time!

Germany and Japan: Ah?!

Austria: (Piano in the sea~)

"What?"

"How did a piano get there?"

Germany: How did I not see him?!

["Continued Next Episode"]

(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)