A.N.

Be grateful, I write this at seven in the morning. The morning of my birthday. Believe it guys today I have turned fifteen. Too bad we don't really celebrate birthdays. Anyway, my aunts are coming today (on business) so I wont have time to write for the next two or three days. So please wait patiently. Also check out my other stories. Make sure to leave a review.

Enjoy.

America: My fellow Allies, we must not allow the Axis to terrorize us! Now is the time when we, the Allies, save the rest of the world!

Let's fight together for the American way!

"I'd rather not!" Almost all the countries said in unison

We'll show this Axis of evil how serious we are! I say we hit Italy first, because they can't drive, and are usually drunk!

"Hey! You stupid American Italians can drive just fine! And they aren't the ones who are always drunk! Its German's who drink too much beer!" Romano exploded

"There's no such thing as too much beer. See how awesome I am? I am too awesome for any amount of beer to be too much for me!"

["Kraut" "Wop" "Japan"

"England" "Russia"

"France" "China"]

(Opening)

America: (talking with food in his mouth, but this is what it sounds like) Ok, we're so afraid of the Axis (nom) and so agreeing everyone (nom) I think it's the one who's secretly in love with Britain and (nom) and though he's SECRETLY IN LOOOVE WITH BRITAIN haha (nom) I cannot see around it; I did nothing!

"Huh?"

"Did you understand him?"

"No"

"I can't tell what he is saying"

"I think his eating habits are worse than Ron's I mean look at that pile of hamburgers!"

"Don't I always tell you to not speak when you're mouth is full? If it can't wait then don't try and eat at all! It is rude and impolite and considered bad table manners. Blah blah blah" Brtian nagged America for what seemed like forever.

["Munch, munch"]

England: I can't understand a single word you're saying! Would you please just stop eating!

"And no one will understand what you are saying!"

"Alright Alright. Sheesh, would you stop nagging me?'

"It's like you've forgotten everything I taught you!"

"Oh God you're not gonna stop are you?"

During all this everyone else e=was watching the pair with amusment.

America: My vocabulary can be intimidating.

"You're vocabulary is no where near intimidating, it is stupid!"

"What did you say?"

"Yeah you heard right, its stupid!"

"Why you!"

"Now now you shouldn't fight comrades, da?"

"Aiyah! Western countries I give up on them aru"

(England: Ah…)

America: I'll stop eating this absurd pile of hamburgers so you can focus better.

"As if that will help"

America: (sluuuuurp) Axis (sluuuuurp) bad guys (sluuuuurp) Allies (sluuuuurp) good guys…

"I don't think you can categorize it that way.

["Slurp"]

America: Ah… and the hero is me!

"Why do you always have to say that?"

England: Oh, shut it!

Italy: Hey Germany, check it cool! This is my big brother Romano! Isn't he sheezy?

"Big brother?"

"Well we are actually twins, but he's the older one."

Germany: Ugh… hi I'm Germany. A pleasure.

Italy: I'm the north of the country and he's the southern part! Since we've always been governed separately, he had to spend more time with our big brother Spain, so he's become kind of a dick!

"What does that have to do with anything?" Spain said offended "Besides Romano enjoyed his time with me, didn't you Roamno. You were such a cute little country back then."

"Shut up!"

Right? Now say hi to my friend!

Romano: Suck my balls you dumb potato eater.

"That's Romano for you"

Germany: Ah…!

Italy: Oh boy, it's hug time…

Romano: Would you stop it with your hug therapy already!?

"hug therapy huh?" said America thoughtfully

"Oh no you don't! You nearly crushed the life out of me the last time"

"I'll have to agree with Anglentre on this one. You don't realize your own strength"

Germany: I'll never understand Catholics…

Germany: Hetalia!

Romano: Ok, Mr. Super Studly. What'd you do to twist-a my brother's head around so bad?

"He didn't twist my head"

Germany: Uh… what do you want…?

Romano: Che palle! Don't play dumb with me; that's-a my brother's job, and I know you've got some plan for him that's sinister, and sure, your highways don't have speed limits, but that doesn't give you the right to creed the size of (I have no clue what else he says), crumb breath!

"huh?"

Germany: Stop right there. You can't blame me for it!

Romano: This weatherman is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it's coming right at ya!

"Okay I don't get what you are saying at all!"

France: I have finally succeeded in entering Germany secretly! Now I can take him by surprise!

"hahaha you frog, You were in a gutter! I didn't know you could afford to get your Hair and clothes 'in zat dirty place'" Britain teased France.

"Well at least I have a since of fashion and my hair doesn't make me look like a punk"

"Are you trying to say there is something wrong with my hair?"

"No, it is exactly what I am saying!"

With that Britain proceeded to try and strangle France.

Romano: AHHH! It's France! Protect me!

France: Oh no! It's Germanyyyy!

"That's so funny!" A few students said laughing.

France: Hetalia!

Romano: Hey there, Hasselhoff! I brought a little surprise for you!

["How to get along with Italians: Brothers"]

Germany: Great… what is it? Another Jew?

"You racist!"

Romano: I have created a secret weapon for such singular purpose and stealthiness that you will be helpless to its powers!

"what is it?"

"Don't get your hopes up"

Moustache!

Ahhhahaha! Hoohoo! You look-a so very stupid, with your big bushy mustache like some hipster at a high school party! Ahahahahaha!

"what?"

Germany: Uh… you do know it looks like you have the mustache from where I stand…

"That stupid Potato eater, trrying to make me look bad. Wahh!" Roamno said crying

Romano: Ahh! Turn your head! No! Don't look! I'm so ugly!

Germany: Hetalia!

Romano: Waaah! No fair! My secret moustache totally backfired on me! I quit! Waaaaah!

Italy: Don't cry, Romano…! Germany doesn't care about your mustache! He's really a nice guy; trust me! He's really helpful when it's to his advantage, and he certainly knows how to keep things organized! Plus he's strong and pretty and whiter than anybody! And that has got to count for something, at least in this day and age, at least when keeping liquor stores out of your neighborhood! Also, Germans sound real funny! And laughing is good for the heart!

"it's true"

Romano: Ah… Veneziano…?

[Italy Veneziano:

Italy's full name]

"It is?"

Romano: Just once, would you say-a nice things about ME like that…?

Italy: Uh…

"I hate you!" Romano said still weeping "It's all your fault!"

"Huh? What did I do?"

Romano: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

Italy: Where are you going, Romano?

"he is obviously leaving"

Kids: Chibitalia!

HRE: I'm home… I put them under my control- AH!

HRE's thoughts: Italy is in my house!

"looks like someone has a crush"

Chibitalia: Ah… ah…?

AAAAAHHH! I'm so sorry! I'll do anything, just please don't hit me!

"So you were like that even back then?" Germany said

HRE: Nn…!

Chibitalia: Ah… I wonder what's bothering him…!

"Nothing was bothering him, he was actually jumping for joy" Hungary winked

"How would you know that?"

"Because I was I maid at Austria's house along with Italy at that time"

"oh"

HRE: Haah…! (happy rolling around and laughing and cheering)

"I told you"

"We never disagreed"

Austria: Control yourself.

Phone: *riiiing*

"huh?"

["Continued Next Episode"]

(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)