A.N:
Thank you for the wonderful revoews. I hope you enjoy this chapter. Don't forget to share your opinion through review. Also check out my other stories.
In answer to one of the reviews: I have seen both dub and sub and personally I like the sub way more than the dub (the voices are way sexier!). But the script used in this story is from the dub whuch is why I write Britain instead of England even though I like England better than britain.
Phone: *ring*
Germany: …ngh…
(Opening)
Italy: Germany! Germany! A stranger just told me that he'd treat me to a tasty dinner, so I went with him to get the pasta, but it turned out he only had a hamburger the whole time!
"You trusted a stranger to treat you to pasta?"
America: Yo, Britain! I totally caught Italy!
(Italy: *weird noises*)
England: Nicely done! Let's hit him violently and get what we can out of him!
"Somehow I feel that won't be necessary"
Italy: No need! I'll tell you everything I know!
"ITALY! Didn't I tell you to not tell the enemy anything!"
"WAHH! I so sorry! Please forgive me! Wah!"
America: This dude is lame! Maybe we should make him work!
Italy: My bad ooooopsiiiiiie~
"Not a good idea"
America: Ok, so what now?!
England: I wrote a letter to Germany; this is what he said. "Please prepare him good food, a cute girl, and a foot slash soccer ball. Also, he will die if he accidentally learns French, so be careful.
"How can you die by leaning French?"
"Don't question us little boy"
Italy: Uwah… they said they were shipping me back because I was too much work for them!
Germany: Welcome back, Italy…
Phone: *ring*
Italy: Germany! Germany! There was a pretty girl, so I hit on her! But it turns out the pretty girl was France in disguise!
"You! You tried that again!" Spain glowered at France
"Wait again?"
"Yes, again. When we first met we thought he was a girl and he didn't even try and correct us!"
France: Ohh~ guess who just captured us a little Italy?
America and England: What!?
"And after they had just gotten rid of him…"
[Sign on Doghouse: "Italy"]
America: He's such a pain; let's put him in jail or something!
"Or something…?"
"Something other than putting him in jail! Hahahaah!"
Italy: Woof woof!
England: Alright, I'll feed him…
"Don't! That's worse than torture!"
"Britain I can't believe that you would try and feed that crap to Italy"
"Don't you dare do that to my fratello!"
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! MY FOOD TASTES PERFECTLY FINE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"
Italy: Woof woof!
AAAAAAUGH! THIS FOOD TASTES TERRIBLE! I'VE NEVER EATEN ANYTHING SO INCREDIBLY BLAND AND DISGUSTING!
"It is NOT bland and disgusting!"
Britain: It's terrible…? You think my food is bland…?
"I don't know what wrong with you all. You have all probably had too much of that frog face's food. Yeah that's probably it" Britain said his spirits getting down by each comment on his food.
Italy: WAHAHAHHHH! THE WORST! EVEN GERMANY'S MUSHY POTATOES TASTE BETTER THAN THIS SOGGY MESS OF GOO!
"I don't get it. British food is awesome. I mean we eat it three tines a day and we think that it tastes delicious"
"You're probably used to it by now"
America: You're not helping…
Italy: *muffled noises. I think they gagged him*
Germany: Welcome back… again…
Phone: *ring*
Italy: Germany! Germany! I'm in North Africa right now, and I can't tie my shoelaces! And what's even worse, Britain is here!
"What were you doing in north Africa?"
"Youll see"
Germany: …nh…
England: Come see! I captured Germany by using Italy as a decoy!
"Oh that's why"
Germany: Damn. I should've known better.
America: Way to rock, Britain!
France: Oui! Now you will tell us everything you know! Or else.
Germany: Before I tell you, I have something I want to say! It goes a little something like this! Lutschen mein balls!
"And that is the proper way to react when an enemy captures you"
"Really, because my mum told me if something like that were to happen to me I should do what they say because like that ill be able to get away unharmed"
"That's different, the life of a soldier is different from ordinary men"
Italy: Uwaaah! Why are you pointing a gun at me I've already told you I'll tell you everything I know which is pretty much everything I know please don't kill me, please!
"Italains sure are weak you know" A student whispered to his friend.
Germany: Do your worst! Compared to my everyday life, your kind of torture would be like bites from a mosquito!
"Oh, really? Then we'll just have to resort to the old methods of torture, da?" Russia said with a creepy smile on his face. The ones sitting next to him scooted away from him.
Italy: Yeah, he's kind of a sadist; actually, he's a potent super kind of sadist, with lots of hardcore books and DVDs! You can't guess what I've seen living with him! There was one video I saw that had dogs in it! And he really likes tying people up too, and I'm sure you know what that means! Up until recently, his government endorsed bestiality with all of its soldiers!
"Way to go Italy" America cheered
"What?"
Germany: *pant pant pant…*
I hate you and your ass face.
"You don't mean that do you Germany?" Italy said worried
"of course not I was just angry at that time"
Kids: Chibitalia!
Narrator: Although Italy is small, he's kind of a pig, so the meals he's getting just aren't enough.
[Food Scraps]
Chibitalia: Pasta, are you hiding here?
"Of course it's not!"
HRE: Ah…
Chibitania: Nnnnnnnnn..! Schifo… no way I'm eating this crap!
"I wouldn't either"
[Gourmet]
HRE: …hm…
Chibitalia: I'm so hungry! Hold on…! Is that food? Is it there for me? Ahaha! Thank you whoever you are!
…this sucks!
HRE: Ah…!
[Gourmet]
"I guess Italian people eat fine cuisine and are too used to it"
Austria: What do I do with you?! You steal food whenever I turn my back!
"If that were America instead of Italy he would be stealing food right in front of you"
Chibitalia: Sorry…
Austria: You think about what you did! You got it?!
Chibitalia: …sì…
HRE: Huh…
Chibitalia: I am starving in here!
AAAAAAH!
"Does that mean that that room causes people to starve?"
"No you idiot!"
"I don't know technology have advanced quite a lot"
"That was the 15th centaury you daft idiot!"
Britain smiled at the conversation of the two students.
Italy: Hetalia!
Phone: *ring*
[Picture next to Japan: Sincerity]
Japan: Hai. Japan here.
Italy: Japan! Japan! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help-a me! Help me! HELP MEEEEE!
Japan: We shall see.
"Which means that Japan will not help Italy at all"
[Continued next episode]
(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)