France: What's that? I was not invited to the after-meeting party?

"You have after-meeting parties?" a girl said skeptically

"Of course we do! After all what's the purpose of life without a part!" Prussia said enthusiastically.

"Wait. Aren't you on the Germany side? Why would you have parties with them?" a curios Ravenclaw asked

"France and I go way back. We are totally awesome friends! Of course I'm the more awesome one!" The awesome-est country ever replied

"Don't forget Spain" Added France

"Please don't tell they are going to do that again!" England groaned

"France!" France yelled

"Prussia" Prussia yelled putting on a pose

"Aaand Spain!" The country yelled.

"TOGETTHER WE MAKE THE BAD TOUCH TRIO!" They all yelled

"SHUT UP YOU BASTARDS!" Guess who!

"Now now Romano don't yell"

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS YELLING! YOU BASTARD!"

Just at that moment a huge sound of skin hitting skin was heard through out the hall. Everyone looked to see the source of it. England had punched France in the face.

"No! not my beautiful face! Why did you do that?" France shrieked like a little girl

"That's what you get for groping my arse!" Britain huffed angrily

If the students weren't a little broken in the head by the nations antics, they were now.

Silence. There was utter silence in the hall, except from France wailing.

Dumbledore cleared his throat: "Let's continue shall we?"

(Opening)

French Guy: Oui; I heard they had a pretty good time. Rumor has it none of them wanted you there.

France: (crying) They had a pretty good time without me?! How unfair! Although I can understand the why…

[Them]

(Allies minus France: *laughter*)

[Conference Room]

France: Still though, how could they leave this gorgeousness out of the allies...

Dammit! They think they're so much better than me! Don't they know who I am? I'm the world (?) France! All I have to do is put my mind to it and I can be very strong!

"Yeah right!" Britain said sarcastically.

[1337-1453

The Hundred Years' War]

Soldiers: RAAAAAH!

France: Remember? This was when I was strong!

[Remember… this was a time when I was strong.]

[1412-1431

Joan of Arc]

England: Look! France totally has to have a girl help him!

England and English Soldiers: What a LOSER!

Joan of Arc: What does he mean by loser?

"How could you not know what a loser is?"

(France: Nngh!)

France: Nothing; nothing at all! The tea lover over there took the top half of my body because probably God was busy with something else!

"Or maybe it's just that you are too weak. God clearly recognizes the superiority of the great british empire!"

"You mean the empire that no longer exists"

"Why you!"

"HAHAHAHAHA! America rules!" America said over the commotion of France and England exchanging blows.

[England

England Holy Roman Empire

Spain France]

France: You see… I even have God on my side most of the time!

[1803-1815

The Napoleonic Wars]

Napoleon: There is nothing impossible! Now charge!

French Soldiers: Oh honhon! Oh honhon! …AAAAAAHH!

[French "Army"]

England: Bravo! Those idiots fell right into my trap!

"That was pretty stupid" A Gryffindor student spoke.

Napoleon: I've had enough. Please kill me.

"He seriously said that?"

"He did"

"Wow, he was stupid!"

"Of course he was, all frechies are stupid."

"You British are prissy and your food sucks"

"HOW DARE YOU! My cooking's perfectly fine! Thank you very much!" Britain huffed.

France: This is terrible! I knew about the damn trap the entire time! I'm sure that God was just gassy! Or something… but that is not the point! I am amazingly strong, and don't you forget it!

"gassy?"

"But of course! Everyone gets gassy sometimes, even God!"

Everyone looked at him weirdly.

[1588

England defeated Spain's Invincible Armada]

England: Hahaha! So, Spain! Now you know what happens if you mess with my pirates! We will annihilate you!

"My pirate's were much better than yours!" Spain mocked

"I was the one who ruled the seven seas"

"Yes, in your little nighty-night dreams!'

"Why doyou all have superiority issues?" A timid little boy asked.

He was rewarded with the entirety of the world's nations glaring at him.

"N-never mind"

[Shakespeare…]

France: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~! Smack smack smack smack smack smack!

Spain: Ow! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ow!

[Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!]

"A stick?" Resonated throughout the hall.

[1740-1748

War of the Austrian Succession]

Prussia: Hey Austria! It must suck balls to have Silesia taken away by force, huh!

France: UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~! Smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack!

(Austria: Nn. Nn. Nn. Nn. Nn.)

"Again with the stick!"

Austria: You are an ASS!

France: You see? I really am the strongest after all!

(France: Smack smack smack smack smack smack!)

[France…

Their killer technique is…

Profiting from the sidelines.]

"Killer technique?"

"Profiting from the sidelines is always profitable! France said enthusiastically

Germany with a gun: Ohh! So sorry to bother you, but would you put your hands up?

"I wasn't sorry" Germany said with an expressionless expression.

Children: Chibitalia!

Rat: *painful sounding squeaks*

HRE: What's a filthy rat doing in here?

Chibitalia: WAAAAAAAAAH!

HRE: I guess I'll have to get rid of it if I want to keep-a the peace in this house!

Hey rat, stop right there!

How dare you run away from me! Stop it!

"As if a rat would stop like that"

"You never know"

Rat: *squeaks*

HRE: Yes… I've got you now!

HA!

Chibitalia: AAAAAAH!

Rat: *squeak!*

Italy was blushing slightly while Germany looked appalled. Japan smiled mysteriously.

HRE: Why do I always manage to mess things up!? (whimpering)

Austria: Don't ask me.

Narrator: At Holy Roman Empire's house, there was also a girl named Miss Hungary. She was in a similar situation to Italy. Despite her pitiful circumstance, she managed to be a very cheerful nice young lady. One day, Miss Hungary decided to put her clothes on Italy.

"Ita, you look soo cute!" Hungary cooed.

Hungary: You look so adorable!

Chibitalia: Something doesn't seem right about it, but whatever.

"Of course it doesn't!" Germany spoke in a yell.

"AHHH! I am so sorry! Please forgive me!" Italy said waving a white flag which appeared out of seemingly nowhere.

Hey Holy Rome! Look at me! I'm wearing Miss Hungary's clothes today!

HRE: Wait. But why? I'm-a confused!

Ahh…! Nn… n n nn… n n nn…

(Hungary: *laughing*)

Chibitalia: Ehh, what's-a wrong?! You're freaking me out!

Man: Things are turbulent!

Man 2: I'm lashing out at you!

Man: Things are turbulent!

Narrator: The atmosphere at Holy Rome's house is more than a little turbulent these days. People from inside and outside the house are lashing out at poor Mr. Austria.

(Man 2: I'm lashing out at you!

Man: Things are turbulent!

Man 2: I'm lashing out at you!

Man: Things are turbulent!

Man 2: I'm lashing out at you!

Man: Things are turbulent!

Man 2: I'm lashing out at you!

Man: Things are turbulent!

Man 2: I'm lashing out at you!

Man: Things are turbulent!

Man 2: I'm lashing out at you!)

"Why are they saying that? They sound stupid" A Slytherin spoke up.

Hungary: What is their problem? They all act like they own the place lately. I think they really just want to find a reason to attack Mr. Austria.

(Man: Things are turbulent!

Man 2: I'm lashing out at you!

Man: Things are turbulent!

Man 2: I'm lashing out at you!

Man: Things are turbulent!)

Hungary: It would be awful if relatives started killing each other!

"Relatives?"

"All nations are indirectly related to one another"

"That doesn't make any sense"

"Don't we know that, kid"

(Man 2: I'm lashing out at you!

Man: Things are turbulent!

Man 2: I'm lashing out at you!)

Chibitalia: NOOO!

Austria: *Sigh…*

[Irritated]

Narrator: Unfortunately for Holy Rome, all that turbulent atmosphere and negative energy ended up swallowing his house. And its surroundings.

(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)

France: So Britain… I have something important to say to you. I would like… for you to marry me…

"WHAT THE HEELLLLL!" America shrieked.

"Don't remind me" Britain groaned

Everyone else looked curious

England: Uhhh…!

[To be continued]

A.N:

Soo sorry for the very late update.

You see, another one of my sister's gave birth to a son. And now I have six children to look after whenever they come and stay with us (many of you probably don't understand as relations between each other in my country are very different form the one's in western countries). Then my grandmother got sick and we had to go stay with her. Also as this is my last year in school I have a whole lot of studying to do in order to get good grades. I probably won't be able to update soon. But I can promise that I will update a lot after my final examinations. Untill then bye-bye!

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