Chapter 3: Butch came in like a Wrecking Ball

Brick's and Boomer's shoulders jump at the sounds coming from the kitchen where Butch had been for the last hour.

BANG

"Hey, Butch?" Boomer called out nervous but innocently "Whatcha cooking in there?"

"Bull! It's a bunch of bull!" Butch snap and continued throwing things around in the kitchen.

"That sounds nasty. Why not just order some pizza?" Brick teased with a grin. Before Butch went to create Hell's Kitchen, Blossom had updated Brick on her green sister's first love life.

"I just don't get it!" Butch march out of the redesigned kitchen. His black hair was monster style and his clothes were covered in tomatoes and gravy. "How could she NOT want me?!"

"Yeah, cause you look SO hot right now!" Brick said sarcastically, elbowing Boomer who caught on quick "Yeah, what the hell was she thinking?! No guy gets better than YOU!"

"I know!" Butch said proudly "Whoever this guy is, he needs to know that I, Butch Jojo, am the only man for her!" His brothers bite their tongues and nod in agreement, knowing how serious Butch was when it came to Buttercup.

His Buttercup.

"Matter of fact," Butch snatch his car keys off the table and headed towards the door "I'm going to have a talk with Buttercup and this newbie."

"Well at least change, first." Boomer said, Brick nodded. Butch paused at the door then ripped off his shirt with great force! Bricks eyes widen "Whoa! You're going over there like that?!"

"I want her to see ALL of my emotions. Including what she could've had!" Butch pointed to his six-pack then went out the door. Brick and Boomer look at each other for a moment then burst into laughter.

"...You wanna go see how this plays out?"

"Yeah but keep your shirt on."

(Buttercup's house)

Butch parked the car in the lawn. As he walked up to the house he noticed that his brothers were already there. Peeking through the living room window, chuckling to themselves. Butch got low beside them "What you guys looking at?"

"Oh, well" Bricks voice trailed off as he look worriedly at Boomer then at Butch, trying to block the way "You don't want to see."

"Why not?"

"It's nothing big." Boomer said, still looking "It just Buttercup making out-"

Suddenly, a Station Wagon went flying into the window! Brick and Boomer quickly back up as Butch went charging inside the home.

"STOP IT! YOU ANIM-" Butch paused his swearing once he saw a white faced Ms. Keane and a pissed off Professor. Laughter from his brothers was the background music and his real audience was pink, blue and green eyes upstairs.

"What the..Butch?!" The Professor was trying to control his anger. But how could he? All he wanted to do was to spend time with his girlfriend but the mood was a true wrecking ball. Or car.

"I thought you were Buttercup and her new boyfriend!"

"BUTCH! SHUT IT!" Buttercup snap, slapping herself. Oh, the consequences of liying. Couldn't she just have gotten a wooden nose? Not the living room crashed into by the family car where her dad and her teacher were connecting mouths?! And worse, Butch was shirtless?!

"Boyfriend?" Ms. Keane looked up at Buttercup "Like a boy that you date and do stuff with?"

"Not like the mailman-Of course a boyfriend!" Buttercup covered her face to only have her hands ripped off by Butch. His green eyes had flames of anger as he spoke "Where. Is. Your. Boyfriend?"

"Some place sane."

"I'm serious! I wanna talk to this guy!"

"Me too!"Blossom said as everyone else agreed. Buttercup felt twist inside her body. What could she say? This "guy" wasn't even real! But by the look of the damage down stairs it was too late to say there wasn't.

"What's his name?" Bubble asked with her hands together as Butch crossed his arms over his chest. Buttercup scratch the back of her head "Name? Uh...Simon?"

"Simon? You're going out with someone named Simon?!" Butch exclaimed as if Buttercup had told them she was dating a murder.

"Where did you meet him?" Blossom asked.

"...The sidewalk."

"What were you doing on the sidewalk?" Butch asked.

"Discovering flash dance." Buttercup lowered her eyes "I was taking a walk and bumped into him. We just clicked and stuff."

"What kind of stuff?" Butch asked as if this was an interrogation. Buttercup rolled her eye "Talked. That's it, we're taking things slowly."

"Slow, huh?"

"Yes!"

"...I don't like this guy!"

"I don't like what you did to my living room!" The Professor yelled, still upset.

Butch glanced down stairs then back at Buttercup and with a determine look he said "I'll be here. Everyday. Until this living room is once again." Then he lean in near her ear and whispered "And if I see Simon, I'll be sure to give him a piece of my ball. My wrecking ball."

And that's when everything got better.

Note: Butch came in like a wrecking ball...he crashed a car into the wall..and the Professor was like..OMG! Lmao! XD
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