Chapter 5 Kissing Up Will Get You To Dinner

Butch was bothered. Not by the fact that he ruined his future girlfriend's wall or the fact that his future girlfriend's father wanted to hit him with a car. No, it was that fact that his future girlfriend had a present boyfriend.

Simon was standing in his and Buttercup's way of being together! He knew deep...way deep, like at the bottom of her foot that she loved him! She was just being shy in her way.

"I gotta get rid of him," Butch thought aloud at the dinner table. His brother rolled their eyes but wanted to be entertain so they let him keep on. "But how? If I kill him she'll hate me and I can't have her doing that!"

"Yeah, she likes you as much as the Professor likes you." Brick joked but he was too much in his thought to throw a fork in his eye. But something he said caught his attention.

The Professor.

"That's it..." He smiled the biggest smile. Boomer scartched his head but asked "What? The cure to fix your face?"

"No! The Professor! He's going to help me!"

"Yeah because he just owes you so much!"

"Sorry guys," Butch stood up, pushing his never eaten pizza back. "I got some phone calls to make!" He happily jogged up stairs leaving his brothers in question. But they only shrugged and continued eating the rest of their pizza.

(Up stairs)

"Come on, come on..." Butch said impatiently over the phone. Finally someone answered "Hello? Utorium residents."

Here it goes! All I gotta do is disguise my voice!

"*cough* *cough*..I was just calling to warn you about your daughters new boyfriend. He's a dangerous man who dose...dangerous things! With his hands! He's also sexist and a woman hater!" He spoke in a very deep voice but not enough to cover his own.

"...Butch is that you?"

"Damn- I mean NO! I'm not who you think I am! Just a normal guy trying to do the right thing!"

"Well you can start by fixing my wall! I kinda need it, you know? And don't call back here or I'll block you!"

"But- hello?! Ugh!" Butch threw his phone across the room and laid his head on his pillow. What was he gonna do now? Now the Professor hated him and not Simon! That's not what he had plan. Was he going to give up?

"I got another plan!" His head shot up and he went to grab his phone and started dialing some numbers.

(Buttercups house)

"Ugh, why hasn't this guy called me back yet?!" She sighed into her pillow. Mitch had given Simon her number, all he had to do was call her to let her know if he was in. But that was yesterday and Valentine Day was almost approaching.

"Maybe he has phone phobia?" Buttercup said almost slapping herself until the phone showed an unfamiliar number calling. Her eyes lite up as she quickly answered it "..."

"..."

"...Uh? Don't tell me this is a telemarketer!" Buttercup snapped.

"That's what I was thinking! That's why I didn't say anything!" A surfer voice filled her ears. Simon?

"Uh? Simon?"

"Sup?"

"Your friends with Mitch?"

"Yeah and a few other people. I'm a social dolphin!" He said proudly but Buttercup was left dumbfounded. Was this the best Mitch could do? But she was running out of time! It was dolphin boy or Butch and she didn't want Butch.

"Dose the Dolphin have green eyes?"

"Well I ate some seaweed and shit got real!"

Oh he's a keeper. Thanks Mitch.

"I'll take that as a yes- hey do you think we could meet?" She asked wanting to end the call ASAP. Simon hummed for a bit and clicked his tongue and chumped on what she hoped was chips. Then he finally said "Sure! Wanna I always wanted to go to Africa!"

"I'm in America..TownsVille?"

"That's what I said! Gee, be nice and listen to me." He sighed annoyed as Buttercup bit her tongue from saying anything.

"Right, so I'll meet you at my house? I'll pick you up at the station? Around 8 tonight?

"But I wanted to swim there-"

"ILL SEE YOU AT THE DAMN BUS STOP, OKAY?! BYE!" She quickly hung up the phone and fell on her bed. What has she gotten herself into? Maybe Mitch was right after all about her telling the truth.

"I thought I told you not to call back, Butch!"

Nevermind.

She slid off her bed and decided to go help her dad get rid of Butch. But when she got there she noticed that her dad was smiling. Maybe he was talking to someone else.

"You'd do that for me? Are you sure I don't have to pay anything? Wow, I guess I don't wanna kill you anymore Butch. Haha, yeah I hated your guts! But the fact you got someone to fix my wall and it's coming out of your pocket makes me wanna call you son!"

"What the hell?!" Buttercup shrieked making her dad face her with the smile still on his face. He said "Hey, Buttercup! Good news, Butch got someone else to fixs the wall! He even offered to come over and cook for us tonight!- Oh, what's that Butch? Hey, that's a great idea!"

Won't be that great when I kill him!

"What is?" She asked.

"Butch thinks you should bring your boyfriend over so everyone can meet him!" Buttercups face sank. She was waiting for that guy to come out and tell her she was in the Twlight Zone. She wasn't ready for her boyfriend to meet anyone yet! Butch was ruining everything!

"Uh, dad are you sure YOU want to meet him? Now?"

"Yeah, I wanna meet my daughters first boyfriend. I have to questions his intentions and threaten him not to get you knocked up." The Professor said in a matter of fact tone. She could hear Butch snickering over the phone.

"Right...may I talk to your new best friend?" Buttercup asked sweetly

"Sure, tell him to be here around 8:30." Her dad handed over the phone and walked away. Buttercup growled, she feel Butch smirking as if he was enjoying ruining her life.

"What are you up too, Butch?" She demanded.

"Tsk, tsk Bc. I'm just trying to do the right thing and help out your old man! No evil here." He said as if he was innocent and that upset Buttercup more.

"Why did you tell him to invite my..boyfriend?"

"I just wanna meet the man who makes you happy."

"That's a load of bull and you know it."

"What? I mean he's real isn't he?" Butch said slowly on the real part out as if he already knew the truth.

"..Of course he is! Fine! Since you wanna meet him so bad come on over! Bring it!"

"Okay! You bring your date and I'll bring mine!"

Note:I know it's short but it seemed like a good place to stop. So sorry lol XD
I already picked who his date will be but I'm curious to see who you think it is.

Please review, I'd love to hear from you^^

Oh and sorry for being late!

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