Behold Chapter 4 of Eddy Cooper 2 Band of Eds! I will give you this awesome display of awesomeness. Also
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Chapter four: Paris, Eds(Part 2).
Eddy was on the roof next to Johnny's house boat. He was waiting for Johnny to walk around, or anything. Eddy decided to past the time by reading more about his family history. Eddy soon found an interesting ancestor, known as Otto Von Cooper, who was a genius mechanic and skilled fighter pilot. Eddy then thought back to the time he and his friends tried to escape school in a makeshift airplane. He began to wonder how was he able to start or for that matter fly a plane. Eddy was soon snapped out of his thoughts when he heard a door slam. He looked over at Johnny's house and saw Johnny was on the move, prompting Eddy to follow him by jumping to another rooftop. As Eddy followed him, Johnny was muttering to himself.
"The Eds will soon face their downfall when they meet The Dark Gourd's army." Johnny smirked evilly.
'Really? I've taken down three of his goons and their not all that great.' Eddy thought as he followed.
"Huh, what's that Plank? Eddy's spying on us?" Johnny asked Plank, causing Eddy to hide behind a chimney.
'Stupid hunk of wood!' Eddy growled.
"Plank you're getting paranoid." Johnny stated as they began walking again. Eddy soon began to follow up with Johnny once more. They soon came across a secret door under the nightclub, where Johnny punched in a code on a keypad. Eddy began to memorize the code which was: 12-54-78. Johnny opened the door and walked inside, unaware of Eddy's presence
"Nice work tailing him Eddy, he had no idea you were watching when he put in that code." Double D stated.
"It was noth-" Eddy was cut off by Double D.
"Hold on," Double D started. "Looks like that door, leads to the night club's aqua pump. Hmmm, this might be useful for the heist. Eddy you deserve a rest, Ed and I shall take it from here."
"Finally!" Eddy took off to the Safe House, while avoiding detection. He soon arrived, and when he opened the door he saw Ed gearing up. He shrugged it off and went to bed.
Ed soon ran out of the Safe House and shouted "Beware Evil-Doers for I, Lothar shall vanquish thee!"
Ed ran to the location where Double D told him to go. Ed soon came across the door Johnny once entered, and merely smirked.
"No door is a match for Lothar!" Ed shouted.
"NO ED!" Double D shouted into his earpiece.
"Double D? Are you a ghost?" Ed asked.
"No, I'm speaking to you through an earpiece," Double D explained. "Ed if you break down that door, Johnny's security alarm would activate and soon an immense number of guards will try to take you out."
"How do I get in?" Ed asked.
"The code I gave you." Double D facepalmed. Ed pressed the code in, which opened the door to the aqua pump. Ed walked in, and stopped when he saw laser beams blocking the hallway. "Hang on Ed, I'll deactivate any lasers coming your way so you can do the hard part."
"I love the Hard part, I get to use my mighty muscles!" Ed exclaimed.
"That's right Ed." Double D stated. As Double D hacked into each server to turn off the beams, Ed ran through the hallways, and to the main aqua pump room. "Ok Ed now-" Double D was cut off by crash noises heard over his ear piece.
"I broke something!" Ed shouted.
"What was it?" Double D questioned.
"I think it was a fountain cause water is pouring out of it." Ed proclaimed.
"Ed, for once it was right that you destroyed something. Now they'll have to pump water from the water tower." Double D stated over the line. "Those fools, their playing right into our hands."
"I love my job!" Ed shouted.
One hour later...
Eddy yawned as he woke up, for some reason he felt more energized at night. That was probably the perks of being a nocturnal animal. Eddy walked into the living room to see Ed and Double D eating some French Fries.
"So guys, what's tonight's mission?" Eddy asked as he ate a fry off the plate.
"Ok, gentlemen. I've constructed a plan to get at the Clockwerk Tail feathers." Double D explained. "But, we may need to pull off a few more jobs to allow succession at the Clockwerk Tail feathers. First Eddy, you'll need to pick a few pockets at the theater, so we'll have access to their spotlight control center. Once we completed that objective, we'll be able to shut down security around the printing press. Ed, we need your brute strength to take out the exterior alarms. We don't need anything to alert the guards while we're doing the heist. Lastly we'll need a way into the discotheque so we can drop the Mirror ball. Trust me, it'll aid with our plan."
"Whatever, so I guess, I'm up." Eddy walked out onto the roof where he looked over at Paris. His ears twitched to the sound of fluttering, he looked around and saw a note attached to a satellite dish. He walked over to it and open it, reading it silently.
Come to the third huge satellite dish you installed. Make sure to not be followed.
Anonymous...
Eddy wondered if it was a trap, but then again he could call for back up just in case of trouble. He ran across rooftop from rooftop and made his way to the third satellite he installed. He looked around and soon enough a figure dropped down in front of him. It was the girl from the museum that was with Nazz, and his mom. Eddy stayed on the guard.
"I see you got my note." the pink tigress stated.
"Constable Neyla, yet another cop on my tail." Eddy stated, as he smirked.
"Please, I led you here." Neyla retorted.
"So that tip off was a clue. Why are you helping me?" Eddy asked.
"I'm not as black and white as my Cousin or your mom, who resigned from the case." Neyla stated.
"Wait, my mom went off the case?" Eddy asked.
"Would you take a case knowing you'd be hunting down your own son?"
Eddy thought about it for a second, after all his dad did go missing before he was born. It didn't help that he was the spitting image of his father.
"So what? It takes a thief to catch a thief?" Eddy asked, avoiding the recent question.
"Let's just say I want to see if you can catch up literally." Neyla proclaimed.
"Literally?" Eddy parroted.
"Don't fall behind." Neyla then took off in a pink blur, causing Eddy to chase after her. Eddy barely kept up with her, he had to jump from roof top to roof top just to keep up with her. When she stopped running both of them were at a back door with loud music coming from inside the building.
"What...the...heck...was...that?" Eddy panted between breaths.
"This door leads into the night. Normally I'd need a search warrant, but a thief like you can goo where ever he pleases." Neyla smirked at Eddy.
"I get ya, thanks for the info." Eddy smiled at her, as she jumped up onto an awning, leaving an awestruck Eddy. He turned on his earpiece. "Hey Double D, I found a way into the night club."
"Alright, I'm pinpointing your location, now go to the theater for pick-pocketing." Double D stated.
"Oh no, I just wasted a huge load of energy finding this place. Double D, its time for you to go out into the field." Eddy proclaimed.
"What?! But, I need to coordinate from here, plus you and Ed aren't certainly tech savvy." Double D proclaimed.
"I can read some of that techno-jargon to know where you should go." Eddy smirked.
"You're not going to do your other mission until I do mine are you?" Double D asked.
"That's right. Double Dillo." Eddy replied sounding smug.
"Fine, may as well get this over with quick." Double D stated.
A few moments later...
Double D was geared up more than army soldiers in the war. He was staring at the door which lead to the discotheque inside. He swallowed down a lot of fear and walked inside only to be stopped by a security lasers. Double D walked over to the security's access panel and placed a circular disk bomb on it. Double D ran over to a safe distance and pressed the detonation switch, causing the bomb to explode. The security lasers went down quickly making Double D run past it. Double D stopped when he saw a warthog guard at the entrance.
"An elephant tranquilizer should do it." Double D stated, as he pulled out a crossbow loaded with a dart. Double D aimed it at the guard and nervously shot at the guard's throat. The guard fell over with a thud, making Double D run past him and into the discotheque.
"How ya doing?" Eddy asked.
"Fine, fine, I'm just fine." Double D replied, his voice shaking. "I just have to take down the four support beams, making the disco ball fall."
"Say, how is taking out the disco ball going to help with the plan?" Eddy asked.
"The vibrations from its fall, will break the Plank sign loose from its mornings!" Double D exclaimed. "Look I can't talk now! I got to keep moving! Keep safe!"
Double D turned off his earpiece and began to make his way throughout the Discotheque. Double D had to tranquillize a few more guards to place the bombs on all four support beam. He pressed the detonator, causing all four support beams to explode, making the disco ball fall to the ground. Upon impact the disco ball caused a major earth-shaking causing Double D to fall to the ground.
"Nice! It worked, the signs bolts popped off on impact." Eddy proclaimed over the earpiece.
"Precisely." Double D smirked. "That was actually exhilarating a bit."
"See I told you, you'd like it if you enjoyed it a little." Eddy replied.
"So, now will you complete your mission?" Double D asked.
"I already did, you were taking too long doing that one mission so I went on with out you." Eddy stated.
"I guess its Ed's turn to finish his job." Double D proclaimed.
"Yay!" Ed exclaimed in the background. There was a door slam in the background of the ear piece.
"Did he just?" Double D questioned.
"Yup."
Ed smiled as he ran through the streets of Paris, taking out any foe that comes his way. He never felt more relaxed than ever. There was a flare to beating up people who deserved it. As he came across his first alarm, he decided to add more fun to it by chucking guards at it until it breaks. He succeeded after the third guard he tossed at it, and moved on to other alarms. When he finished the last alarm he ran back to the hide out. He saw his two best friends going over the last job, needed to get the Clockwerk tail feathers. Ed sat down next to them.
"Okay, here's the plan." Double D began. "They night club has been using water, from the water tower. So we'll have to shut down the water tower, so a maintenance repair man. Eddy you'll need to pick pocket the keys to his truck so we can acquire it and use its winch so we can pull the Plank sign off of its false foundation and create an entrance to the printing press room. If this goes as planned the Clockwerk tail feathers will be ours."
"Alright, we better get some rest for tomorrow then." Eddy proclaimed with a yawn.
Back in the USA...
We come to a green house that was located in the Cul-De-Sac. Inside of the house was a young female ox, who was in pink pajamas. She had orange hair and light green eyes. Her name was Sarah Ox, and she basically was enjoying her summer.
"Ah, this is the life. No Eds around, no school Just me and TV." Sarah turns on the TV, which is on the news.
"We bring you this news report involving your favorite thieves the Cooper gang." A wolf news reporter stated, as a picture of the Eds in the Cooper van drove off. Sarah's eyes and mouth were both wide open at the sight of the Eds on the news. We go to a farm that's clearly off the grid where we see a tiger with blue hair, on the top of his hands.
"Ah, this summer job does good for Rolf's soul." Rolf proclaimed as he farmed for wheat. Suddenly the paper boy came by and tossed a paper at Rolf's feet. Rolf picked it up and saw a picture of the Eds with the Headline 'Cooper Gang revived!'.
The reason why Jimmy, and Kevin weren't in the last scene was cause of future reasons. Enjoy this.
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