Monster Hunter / Harry Potter Crossover

Alternative Tri-wizard Tournament – Task 1 -

"AND NOW! THE FOURTH CHAMPION! APPEARED IN A BLINDING LIGHT IN THE GREAT HALL ONCE HIS NAME EXITED THE GOBLET OF FIRE! HARRRY POOOTEEER!" Ludo Bagman called out, pleased by the cheering of the crowd.

"Aye-aye! No need to scream, I am not deaf..." the boy answered walking out of the tent, the public looking with wide eyes as the boy had dressed himself with an armour seemingly made with the skin of an huge reptile, someone even suggested Dragon Hide.

"Uhm...a Wivern? Luckily whatever brought me here also took my Box with me, my Long Sword may just be useful," Harry said shrugging, taking out a red bottle and rapidly gorging down the whole content in one gulp.

"Voila! A bit of Demondrug and I am ready!" he then said cheerfully, easily taking away from behind him a bone-made massive sword easily taller than him, looking at the Horntail with a calculating glance.

"THE...THE TIME STARTS NOW, MISTER POTTER!" Bagman said, the Sonorous only making his uncertain tone even more evident.

"Yep, lotsa skin and bone to farm from you, my scaled friend, sure you are chained down, but I won't look at a gifted dragon in the mouth," Harry said with another shrug, closing the front of his helmet and dashing forward, rolling to the side to evade a sea of fire from the dragon's mouth easily.

"Quite feisty? I like that, I'll mount your head over my fireplace!" the boy said with a crazed laugh as he dodged under a claw-swipe and rolled to evade the beast long spiked tail.

With a beastly war-cry he lifted the humongous sword over his head and slashed down, cutting off the long appendage as if made of paper.

"HE HAD JUST CUT OFF AN HORNATIL'S TAIL! THAT SWORD ALONE MUST WEIGHT MORE THAN HIS OWN BODY! HOW CAN HE USE IT!?" Bagman asked with wide eyes.

While the audience was going wild, Harry moved to grab the blade with both hands to deliver a particularly vicious blow on the dragon's head, slamming the beast down that then retaliated with an head-butt that launched him way back.

"AGCK! Ooh! Now I am MAD!" Harry said with a growl, a blueish potion and a new dose of his 'Demondrug' later he once again charged the Horntail.

"ROOOOOAR!" with a ferocious roar the beast lunged forward, the boy answered by dropping the sword so that the blade was pointing upwards and then jumping on the dragon's head, wrestling with the struggling monster that tried to shake him off.

"I already killed three wiverns like this! I like to call it 'The Jaw Breaker!" the Boy yelled as he dropped from the Hornatil's head as the beast moved it to the side, rapidly the young man used the momentum to skid towards his weapon, grabbing the blade and spin on himself to deliver an horizontal slash that removed the lower jaw of the dragon in a shower of blood.

Since the beast was too worried about feeling atrocious pain Harry had no problems jabbing the huge sword upward, piercing the Dragon's head until the tip exited from between the monster's eyes killing it instantly.

The crowd watched in astounded silence as the boy then grabbed the golden egg and subsequently spent several minutes dissecting the Horntail for its skin and bones.

He got full points form every judge and several owling addresses from the various witches watching.

For the rest of the year, the various female students there (several voices said that the total number amounted to the whole fourth/ fifth and sixth year dorm of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff and the seventh year dorm of Slytherin) were instead able to tell how his Demondrug not only was useful in battle but in a more 'intimate' situation as well, as the mentioned girls were seeing walk in the Great Hall with an heavy limp and a wide smile on their faces.

It was not a surprise that several couples ended up breaking when the boyfriend failed to "be on par" with the mysterious Potter boy.

Second Task

"Eh! At least with this I won't have to worry about Oxygen supplies," Harry muttered swallowing the Gilliweed those Weasley Twins gave him in exchange of staying the Hell away from their girlfriends.

This time he was carrying a ludicrously long lance made with some sort of black metal, the girls present commented it being "Almost as big as..." before falling silent in a blushing mess, the boys near them not understanding what they were talking about.

Once the boy entered silence reigned in the stands, thirty minutes later the water started boiling before every single mermen there came rushing out of the water, their unintelligible language was dripping in what was instead clear terror.

Rapidly walking towards the 'spokesmermen' of the group Albus addressed the problem.

A frantic talking filled with shaking fingers pointing at the water explained to the old Headmaster the situation just as Harry calmly walked out of the water holding bridal-style a stuttering bushy-haired girl.

"Are you okay?" he asked

"Y-Yes..." she muttered nodding.

"Mister Potter...Miss Granger was Mister Krum's Hostage..." Albus tried saying, ignoring the mermen gesture to shut up.

"Really? She is one of my most 'frequent' companies at night, I thought she was chosen for me for that," Harry answered with a tint of surprise in his voice.

"What?! What about Mister Weasley?" Albus asked

"Who?"

"The red haired boy," the girl supplied.

"Never saw him before, he asked if he could eat my steak and I punched him, that's all the talking we had since I am here...Hermi here instead...well, I admit that she can be quite wild when she wants," the boy answered with a smirk, making the girl bury her face in his armoured torso in shame.

"Ah...I see..." Albus said as a blood drenched Krum exited the water, apparently swimming in the middle of whatever Harry had done underwater.

"The mermen forbids you to ever enter the Black Lake by the way..." the Headmaster said

"Sounds fair, they have a poor quality skin, barely good for some arrows," Harry answered with a shrug, taking the girl to the medical tent.

"Now, my dear...ready to be 'warmed up'?" he asked with a feral grin.

"I am so cold," she answered with a low voice, noticing how his hand was slowly creeping towards her arse to give it a powerful squeeze, making her moan a little.

"Always the quite ones," Cedric muttered, shaking his head.

Third Task -

"FINALLY! I finally have my body back!" Voldemort said in triumph.

"You sure that is a good thing?" Harry answered with a devilish grin once freed, unshrinking the MASSIVE Hammer his dear Hermione had reduced for him in case of emergency and taught how to unshrinking.

"Oh...bugger..." the Dark Lord whined as the huge weapon impacted with his body, making him lift an imprint on the floor before focusing on the rest of the Death Eaters with the Sword and Shield he had with him the moment he was captured.

Since the battle was getting desperate he grabbed the Dark Bastard and returned to Hogwarts using the trophy-portkey, a little explaining later and Voldemort was bound in magic-suppressing cuffs, a torture later the Headmaster told everyone the Prophecy and about the probable existence of the Horcruxes, Harry explaining that the one in his head went destroyed when he almost died during an hunt.

The Next day the Dark Wizard and his Followers were flung en masse by Harry himself through the Veil of Death that had the power of forcibly drag souls to the afterlife no matter what, this ensuing that even the Horcux couldn't save Tom that died the instant he passed the cloth of the Arch, other sparks of light throwing themselves in the Veil, dragged there by the ancient magic of the thing.

Before returning to the world where he had grown up since he had been declared the winner of the Tri-wizard Tournament, Harry took with him several girls as 'payment'.

To be precise, they stuck to him so tightly that the Goblet had no other choice than to send them with him as well.

A lot of fathers were not happy, and since the boy was no more there they used Albus and Snape as scapegoats, beating them into a paste.