Toriko / Harry Potter Crossover Version 1
Alternative Tri-wizard Tournament – Task 1 -
"AND NOW! THE FOURTH CHAMPION! APPEARED IN A BLINDING LIGHT IN THE GREAT HALL ONCE HIS NAME CAME OUT OF THE GOBLET OF FIRE! HARRRY POTTEEER!" Ludo Bagman called out, pleased by the cheering of the crowd.
"Tch! I was having dinner, ya assholes! I have no time to waste in these shitty games!" the young man said with a growling tone, walking out of the tent with an expression ranking above the "Pissed off" territory.
He was wearing a simple brown shirt over white pants and brown shoes, his shirt was sleeveless to show how muscle he was as well as covered in scars, his whole body screamed about power and selvage upbringing, his hair were slicked off and his eyes free or glasses.
"YOUR TIME STARTS NOW, MISTER POTTER!" Bagman said, the Sonorus Charm having problems contrasting the cheering of the public.
"Aye-aye! I heard ya!" the young man said in annoyance, looking at the Horntail with a curious expression.
"You remember me a Liquorice Dragon...I wonder if your meat will taste just like that as well," Harry said with a feral smile.
"ROAAAAR!" the dragon roared in rage at seeing a measly human attack her nest.
"Wanna fight? I'll make ya happy, I'm gonna use you for supper," the young man said, inhaling deeply while grinning at the dragon.
"ROAAAR!" the beast roared again, charging towards the young man.
"As pops said, cocky creatures must be eradicated...SOUND BAZOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Harry yelled, his voice turning booming and deafening as he yelled with all his strength.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Screaming with inhuman force, the young man kept shocking the whole arena, cracking heavily the terrain and making even the stands with the audience strain under the pressure of his voice.
"I have never seen a Sonorus Charm used as a weapon, it's incredible!" Bagman said in awe.
"A Charm? This isn't a party trick, dumbass! VOICE MISSILE!" Harry answered, taking another huge breath in and launching with a yell a pale-green bullet of sound that nailed the dragon on the chest launching her all the way back.
As the creature tried to stand up, an enormous hand grabbed her by the neck, forcing the beast to look in the eyes of a yellow-coloured humanoid figure with snake-like skin and slitted eyes.
"That's my Appetite Devil, he too wants to see how well you can taste once roasted, farewell..." the young man said as the creature coming out of his body licked its fanged maw.
"Now...I don't think that this will be..." Ludo tried saying before a new attack interrupted him.
"Sound Cutter!" Harry yelled with hungry glee, moving his hands in front of his face in a slashing motion, incredibly turning the whole dragon in a mass of neatly cut meat.
"Eh! Told you that being cocky was a mistake...HOY! I WANT to eat this, so you better have a big enough kitchen!" the young man said with a snarl, making Karkaroff glare at him.
"Why zhould ve let you eat ze dragon?" he asked.
"HOE DAMA (Roar Bullet)" Harry answered, projecting an huge image of himself that grabbed the Dumstrang Headmaster in a tight grip.
"WANT TO REPEAT THAT, ASSHOLE?" the huge image said, squeezing momentarily the man enough to make his bones pop.
"I like yur style, boy, I zhall have zhat beast cooked, I guess ve will be good friends," Madame Maxine said with a nod.
"Ah! At least there is someone here with some brain after all," he answered with a nod, carrying away the golden egg under his arm and the mountain of dragon meat on his shoulder.
"Why you accepted, Madame Maxine?" Albus asked.
"Ze dragon waz dead anyvay, if he zhink he can eat zhat then zo be it, I zee no troublez in that," the French Headmistress answered.
"I guess you are right, you okay, Mister Karkaroff?" Albus then asked.
"I can't feel my bonez anymore..." the man muttered with a whine.
"You had to ask that to someone who managed to kill a dragon with a scream, by how he acted it was easy to say that he has a short temper," Ludo Bagman said.
"It waz a perfectly legit question, it'z not everyday that people say they vant to eat a dragon," the man answered with a new whine of pain.
"Apparently where he come from they are considered edible...even if it sounds surprising," Albus answered, patting Karkaroff' back making him shriek in pain.
"Sorry," the old man said, flinching.
Later that day – Hogwarts – Great Hall -
The whole ensemble of students both from Hogwarts and out was watching in awed silence as the Fourth Champion kept eating, it was now the manners he was showing, but the sheer quantity of food he kept eating that was awe-inspiring.
After devouring the whole dragon Harry had just kept eating at a well-mannered pace, but showing a bottomless stomach that had more than one student and professor wonder if he had used an enlargement charm on himself, the girls were looking particularly miffed since he was not gaining an ounce of fat from it as apparently his stomach did not show even the smallest bulge from how much he kept eating.
Sitting near him was Ronald Weasley, looking down and sobbing in shame as he could not match the pure Hunger Harry was displaying, losing his infamous "Black Hole" title as the biggest eater of the school.
"Don't you think that you have eat enough, my boy?" Albus asked worried.
"What? This little appetizer? Tche! Where I come from this won't even be considered a "small portion", especially with this shitty quality, but since there is no Komatsu in the kitchen, I'll have to be happy with this," the young man answered with a sneer.
At his words an old-looking house-elf appeared in front of him, an offended expression on his face.
"You is very bad! Me is Head Chef of Hoggywarts, Gordy Ramsy the house elf! Me never heard people says me food is bad!" the little creature said with crossed arms.
"Then you never had some Century Soup, bastard..." the young man said, grabbing the small elf by the neck.
"But if you insist, wanna fight? I am always happy to fight after a little snack!" Harry said with a wide smirk, making the house elf shriek and disappear back in the kitchens.
"I fear we will hear some chosen words from the Board of Governors soon, if he keeps this rhythm we will be forced to ask more fundings to supply the kitchen," Minerva stated in worry.
"This will cut off almost all the savings we had for the Christmas Extra for our paycheck..." Filius said with a sigh, being the one that usually took charge of the countability of the school.
"I told you this was a bad idea, Albus!" Snape said with a frown, already knowing he and the Potion Class will be the ones that will suffer the most from the reduction in budget to sate James Potter's Spawn endless stomach.
And so it was, barely a week before the Second Task a representative of the Board came to Hogwarts, dear old Lucius Malfoy and as an extraordinary guest the man's wife Narcissa that wanted to spend some time with her son Draco at the school.
"As you see, we already paid the Extra Fee for the accommodations for the other two schools, adding more won't be possible, you are on your own, Headmaster Dumbledore," Lucius said, with an air of vindictiveness, while the two exited Albus' office.
"I guess we'll have to inform Harry...or Harui as he wish to be called that he will be force to calm down in his eating," the old man said.
"From what I was told he is kinda 'Savage' when it comes to confrontations, you won't mind if I come to assist you when you tell him?" the blond man asked casually.
"No, I won't mind...considering that I know you would love to see him attack me with that voice of his," Albus answered with a gentle smile, muttering the last part with a barely noticeable frown.
"I wonder where he is," Lucius wondered.
As on cue a bushy haired girl with wide eyes and shocked expression was being escorted towards the infirmary by an equally surprised plump boy.
"Miss Granger, Mister Longbottom, what happened?" Albus asked, concerned.
"Monster...monster...monster...too much...monster...monster...not human..." the girl just said, still under shock.
"We saw Mister Harui, Headmaster..." Neville said with a whisper and a touch of humiliation in his tone.
The group was also surprised to see Snape levitate an unconscious Draco while the Potion Master too was mumbling incoherently.
"What happened to my son?" Lucius demanded.
"Potter...my office...burn everything...not pretty...obbliviating Spell...I knew there was a reason Lily choose him over me..." Severus answered mechanically, showing that it was only his Iron Will that kept him functioning enough to reach the safety of Madame Pomfrey's domain.
Still not understanding what was happening, both Headmaster and Malfoy Senior ran towards the Potion Master's office and almost tearing down the door in their haste to enter, the horrid spectacle that appeared in front of them caused their blood to freeze solid and Lucius cane hosting the man's wand to fall clattering on the floor.
On the far end of the office, leaning on the old wood of Snape's desk was a completely naked Narcissa Malfoy, panting and moaning like an animal in heat as the Fourth Champion kept pounding into her like a beast.
"OH, GOD! OH GOD PLEASE DON'T STOP!" the woman screamed as the young man's arm grabbed her left leg, lifting it while the other arm circled around her torso to keep her up while the hand was kneeling the pale flesh of her breast.
"NARCISSA!?" Lucius yelled in horror.
"OOOOOOOH!" she moaned as he buried himself deep inside her for his climax, her belly swelling momentarily from the strength of his release before the excess of semen dripped down her shapely legs and on the carpeted floor.
"What's the meaning of this?!" Lucius demanded.
"...Who are you?" Narcissa asked curious.
"I am your husband!" the blond man answered with a shrilly voice.
"You never told me you were married, just that you had a son with a guy," Harui said.
"I was about to tell you, honey...are you still hard?" she asked in awe.
"What? Why would I be satisfied just from this little thing?" the young man asked back.
"UHHHM!" Narcissa moaned, biting her lips as he started once again to move her body up and down his shaft.
"AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Lucius roared in rage, fumbling with his cane to take off his wand.
"AVADA..." he started casting before Narcissa's Stunner caught him on the chest, making the Head of the Malfoy Family drop down to the floor.
"Well...I guess we now have someone for you for the Second Task..." Albus said with an uncertain tone.
"HHHHN! Do you mind? I want my young stud here to re-shape my womanhood with his brutal "Wand"...you are distracting him," Narcissa asked, her low shrieks reverberating in the corridors outside every time the young man pinched her nipples.
"Pardon us..." the old man said, rising his hands before dragging the unconscious Lucius out.
Second Task -
"Wonderful! And for the Fourth Champion we have the always lovable Lady Narcissa Black..." Ludo was saying.
"Malfoy!" Lucius said with narrowed eyes.
"Not anymore, she obtained divorce this morning before the start of the Task, I am sorry Lucius," Albus answered without sounding sorry at all but instead happy to finally have one back towards the member of the Board that always acted against him.
"Yes...I bet you have nothing to do with how fast the papers were signed," Lucius asked with narrowed eyes.
"Who? Me? My boy, I don't know what you are talking about," Dumbledore answered with a vindictive smile while popping in his mouth a lemon drop.
With the Champions -
"So I have to find my girl down there? Tch! I will make the bastards pay for this, I wanted an harder Task!" Harui said with a sneer.
"You think you will find her easily?" Cedric Diggory asked.
"I will find her and the others if you are interested," the young man answered.
"Zhat vould be really appreciated, Merci," Fleur said while ogling him a little.
"Fine, and lady...you are 'Too little' to take me," Harui said.
"Too leetle? How dare you! I am a Veela! Zhere is nozhing I can't take!" she answered in indignation.
"Can you have sex for nine hours straight?" the other asked back.
"N-Nine?...vell...that is a little much..." Fleur answered.
"I call it foreplay and not actual sex, my father's idea of foreplay usually last around eleven hours before he gets serious instead...he says that I am a 'Quick shooter' for this..." Harui answered with an ashamed expression.
"E-E-E-Eleven?..." the shocked French girl muttered in awe.
"Can you find ze hostages please? Before the last remnants of my pride az a man decides to commit zuicide," Viktor Krum asked with a sad voice.
"Yeah," Cedric added, looking at his crotch in shame.
"Fine...ECHOLOCATION!" Harui answered while taking in a deep breath before letting out a loud scream.
"VOICE SONAR!"
"So?" Cedric asked.
"Hn! In the middle, around the northeast side of the Lake, there are four bodies suspended by a rope on their legs, should be our hostages," the young man answered.
"Zhank you," Krum said as he jumped in the lake.
"Better move then, I don't wanna the fucker to get cocky if he gets there before me," Harui said as he too jumped in the water.
"And the four Champions dived in! Now we'll need to wait to see who would be the first to-BOOOOOM!" Ludo Bagman said before the whole lake erupted upward few seconds after the start, launching mermen up in the sky and deafening half the audience.
"Who would have known? That was actually fun," Harui said while walking out of the water, Narcissa secured in his arms while dragging the giant squid securely tied to his back.
"What will you do with the squid?" Narcissa asked.
"Never eaten Teriyaki? Its a Japanese fish dish, very tasty if done properly," Harui answered.
"I may known a chef able to prepare it," the woman said with a chuckle.
"That's why I love ya, sexy and smart," the young man said.
"What can I say...I do my best," she answered casually.
"Don't get cocky or I'll punish ya!" Harui answered, spanking her ass playfully.
"Oh, Nooo!" Narcissa answered with a theatrical scream while blushing deep red.
Both of them ignored Lucius' raging scream as the Auror presents for the security tackled him before he could cast a Killing Curse at the two lovebirds.
Third Task -
"FINALLY! I finally have my body back!" Voldemort said in triumph.
"You are one Cocky Bastard, you know?" Harui said simply as he broke free from his bindings.
"You won't laugh once I will have dealt with you, boy," the Dark Lord answered with narrowed eyes.
"I fear you won't instead, you took my blood, right?" the young man asked with a sigh.
"So what? Insulted that I- URGH!" Tom answered before grabbing his chest in pain.
"You acted an alternative version of Gourmet Cells Injection, even if it's the fastest way to add Gourmet Cells to a body, it is also the most dangerous," Harui explained while watching the Dark Lord's skin start developing black splotches.
"NO! I am...immortal! This...can't stop me!" Voldemort roared as more tumor-like excrescences started erupting for his skin that took a purplish tint.
"Immortality will be your undoing, asshole," the young man said while snapping the neck of a fleeing Wormtail.
"I am Lord Volde-AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Tom yelled as his jaw opened to an inhuman level to reach his belly while pieces of flesh started falling from his body.
"Tch! Being a magical body made it more weak to the cells mutations...I bet Coco would find this shit interesting if he were in my place," Harui said, nonplussed as the now unconscious Dark Lord fell face-first on the graveyard's floor with a now heavily malformed body tearing itself apart.
Epilogue -
In the end, once he lied to the Wizarding World about a "contamination risk" to stop others from trying to steal Voldmort's blood for the Gourmet Cells, Harui convinced the Ministry to flung Tom through the Veil of Death and then burn the body to ashes with both Fyendifire and Incendio Spell before vanishing the ashes as well.
Once the Triwizard Tournament had been then deemed concluded a portal opened in a different world, making clear that it was time for the young man to return home.
"HARUI!" Narcissa yelled with wide eyes.
"I need to go, I can't stay here," he answered.
"Then I am coming with you, I already have what I need in a shrunken trunk, I knew you would have disappeared, so I hoped to come with you," she answered.
"Really? Then up aboard, there is a lot of things I will show ya in the Gourmet World, a little slow injection of Gourmet Cells and you'll be safe," Harui answered.
"As long as we are together," Narcisaa answered with a big smile.
"Ya can bet your sexy ass on that!" he answered while taking her hand and gently guiding her inside the portal.
Poor Lucius will spend the rest of his life in Azkaban with the rest of the Death Eaters, unfortunately reliving the act of watching his former wife getting stuffed by a boy half his age thanks to the Dementors, making the warden wonder if it wouldn't have been better have the man kissed just out of pity.
Toriko / Harry Potter Crossover Version 2
Alternative Tri-wizard Tournament – Task 1 -
"AND NOW! THE FOURTH CHAMPION! APPEARED IN A BLINDING LIGHT IN THE GREAT HALL ONCE HIS NAME CAME OUT OF THE GOBLET OF FIRE! HARRRY POTTEEER!" Ludo Bagman called out, pleased by the cheering of the crowd.
"I am coming, why you put this much pressure on the Champions I wonder, is not like we will be able to underestimate the dangers of this thing since it was pretty clear by the fact that only at a certain age one can take part, but even then, forcing me out of my home to take part to this against my will is not exactly something nice to do. You can't know if I was in the middle of something important like training, or bathing or eating or even just sleeping, although it may seem inappropriate to sleep in a moment like this, I was actually relaxing after a long day of Revitalizing Ingredients and so I was just resting my eyes...really," a young voice answered with a sigh while coming out of the tent.
He was wearing a simple blue long-sleeved shirt with various pockets over blue pants and blue shoes, his pompadour hairstyle waving a little in the wind of the arena.
"...EHM...YOUR TIME STARTS NOW, MISTER POTTER!" Bagman said, the Sonorus Charm having problems contrasting the cheering of the public.
"Okay-okay! No need to put further pressure on me! Teppei-Otousan told me to always keep calm in front of danger, but you are not helping with all this thing about Time Limits," Harry answered with both hands raised.
"GRAAAAH!" the Horntail roared while crunching down in a battle stance, ready to defend her eggs.
"Oh! What a fascinating creature, you seem a far-away cousin of the Caramel Dragon...I'll need that golden egg, I hope you don't mind," the young man said with a gentle smile.
"Grrrr!" the beast answered with a low growl, opening her mouth wide and collecting fire in it.
"I'll need to stun you then, I am sorry," Harry answered, dodging the sea of fire and taking away his shirt to show a broad muscled torso filled with muscles.
Once done he took out two little devices to tap his on shoulders, incredibly making his muscles bulge out tremendously until his whole body grew to huge sizes, easily matching the Horntail height.
"WHAT'S HAPPENING! MISTER POTTER MANAGED TO HAVE HIS BODY GROW TO IMMENSE SIZES!" Bagman said in awe.
"You think he can teach to a bloke how to make 'everything' grow in size?" Dean Thomas asked hopeful.
"Pervert," Parvati Patil muttered with a disgusted expression.
Back to the fight -
"GRAAAAAAH!" sensing the danger of the Fourth Champion's presence the dragong launched herself forward with her mouth wide open to strike.
"Sorry, I'll be fast, Impact Knocking, Well Done!" using the same devices, now tiny in comparison to his huge hands, the young man delivered four rapid hits to the dragon's stomach, making the beast stop abruptly.
"Done!" Harry said with a wide smile while shrinking and wearing back his clothes.
"What happened?" Bagman asked.
"I used Knocking, is a special, non-lethal method of capturing wild beasts. It generally involves striking the nerves or pressure points that control movement of living creatures with the use of specialized techniques or the use of biodegradable needles fired from various implements known as Knocking Guns. This way any beast can be transported alive. However, the location of these nerves is different in every species so a great amount of knowledge and experience is required to use Knocking techniques or Knocking Guns effectively...I just tried to hit what I thought was the greater ensemble of pressure points after seeing how she moved...it worked," Harry answered while the dragon's legs finally gave in making the beast fall down with her eyes rolled on the back of her head.
"But I think I stopped her heart by accident...give me a minute..." the young man said with a sorry expression while hurrying up to save the dragon from heart failure.
He got full points and an invitation from Hagrid for some tea so to talk about their apparent shared interest in dangerous beasts they alone saw as "cute and fluffy".
Second Task -
"So the Knocking can be uzed for other zhings other than hunting?" Fleur asked curious.
"Well...yes..." the young man answered with an heavy blush.
"Are you thinking about something dirty?" the French Champion asked with a teasing smile.
"Well...there was this girl in...I think was Gryffindor...she asked if it would have been possible to make...Uhhh...'pleasure' last longer, so we tried...it worked," Harry answered in discomfort.
"And?" Cedric asked, he along the others so engrossed in the discussion to forget the Task had already started.
"Well, her...Cough!..her climax lasted three hours, I had to give her some Water Pears to stop her from dying of dehydration," he answered turning even redder.
"Zhree hours of continue orgasm?!" Fleur yelled, making the girls on the stands grow even more curious.
"I kind of exaggerated, but I should have taken the gist of it so now I shouldn't risk killing the subject with it anymore," Harry said.
"It was worth it!" a bushy haired girl was heard say with a goofy smile on her face.
"Maybe...maybe we should go...please..." Harry pleaded, wondering if his face could get any more red before exploding from sheer embarrassment.
"Yeah, but you will teach me later," Cedric said.
"Yes, you vill teach me too, promise," Krum said with a nod.
"As long as we won't speak about this anymore," the young man asked.
"Uze zhat on me later and ve have an accord," Fleur answered, jumping in the cold lake to hopefully 'Calm Down' her Veela side.
"Okay," the defeated Fourth Champion said, jumping in the water himself with a sigh.
Oh! How long will be the list of males (adults and students) that will come to the Fourth Champion to learn what some called "The Orgasm Knocking" and how MANY girls wanted to try it with a Master of the Art, Madame Pomfrey would soon throw a fit about all the cases of dehydration that will reach the Infirmary.
There were even voices of influential Pureblood Family members taking appointments under fake name to learn its secrets, Lucius Malfoy himself paying huge sums to learn that through private lessons while oblivious that his own wife was weekly visiting Harry to have his "Magic Hands" work her into a pleasured coma.
But no-one was happier than the boy's girlfriend Nymphadora Tonks (or if you ask Harry, Nympho-dora Tonks), woman that had the honour of having the young Knocking Master show her every night how much difference there was between having an "Orgasm Knocking" being made from a penis instead of an hand, making the young metamorphomagus develop a pleasured smile even her powers could not remove after each session of LONG lovemaking.
She loved to brag about it, and the other women hated to be refused the same treatment from the Fourth Champion no matter how many money they offered and Remus Lupin somehow found himself hating the boy for a reason he himself could not even explain.
Third Task -
"FINALLY! I finally will have my body back!" Voldemort said in triumph.
"You are the Dark Lord then?" Harry asked simply.
"You won't be so calm once I will have dealt with you, boy," the Dark Lord answered with narrowed eyes.
"If you say so," the young man answered.
"Wormtail! Take his blood and start the ritual!" Tom ordered.
"Yes, Master!" Peter Pettigrew said, momentarily putting down the deformed baby to take out a long knife.
"Now-now! I can't let you take my blood, other than being dangerous for the Gourmet Cells inside it, it's not safe if you don't sterilize the blade beforehand, you risk contaminating the blood and give me a nasty infection, and even then, why my blood? I mean, yes, technically I should be your Rival if the Headmaster said the truth, but I don't see why go to the lengths you did to capture me when you have a lot of enemies to choose from since your being a Dark Lord put you against pretty much everyone...and I am not even sure I still qualify as your enemy since I happened to disappear when I was only four and then re-appeared here after twelve years, or ten from your point of view since apparently between our worlds Time flows differently, I mean, I didn't even know you existed before being dragged in the Triwizard!" the young man said, all in one breath.
"Are you always this talkative?" Voldemort asked curious.
"Only when I am nervous," Harry admitted with a blush.
"You do well being nervous! Soon your blood will make the Dark Lord receive a new body!" Wormtail said with a shaking voice.
"Actually, I was nervous because Earthquake Resistant Root was taking a lot to sprout," Harry answered, watching pleased as roots rapidly moved to encircle both Voldemort and Peter.
"WHAT IS THIS THING?!" the deformed Dark Lord asked while shrieking in pain from the pressure of the bindings.
"It's a special plant of the Gourmet World, a tangle of roots that can stop earthquakes from breaking up the ground and that can be used to fully restrain a wild beast," The young man answered while breaking free from his restraints once seen the two unable to move.
"Capture completed!" he said cheerfully before using his Knocking to paralyze both and use the Trophy Portkey to return to Hogwarts.
Epilogue -
Several months later the Dark Lord's body had been vivisected by the Unspeakables and his Horcrux hunted down and destroyed, both he and his Death Eater's group had been given to the Dementors in a public execution that seemed more like an All-you-can-eat Buffet for the terrifying creatures.
When Harry was deemed free to return home, Tonks surprised everyone by joining him, saying that she was ready to follow him in the Gourmet World and join IGO as a security officer there, once both disappeared an heavy sheet of sorrow covered the female population of the Wizarding World as the Knocking Master disappearance became knew, making the other men double their efforts in mastering the pleasure technique the Fourth Champion taught them.