"Ready, Dark Pit?" Falco asked Dark Pit as all the clones stood around the café dressed in fancy clothes.
"Ready as I'll ever be," He replied as he fixed his tie.
"You all look nice tonight," Luigi said walking in.
"Luigi!" said a jolly Doc "Good to see ya! Dark Pit this is Luigi he's a good friend,"
"Morin to ya Dark Pit," Luigi said happily shaking Dark Pit's hand.
"Um, Luigi its seven," Dark Pit said after meeting Luigi.
"Oh is it? Well you can never tell in the summer weather, you all heading to the meeting together?" Luigi replied then asked to the group of clones.
"Mostly Lucina's going with Ike, and I think Puff's going solo," Doc answered looking around.
"Alright, I'm taking a lady to the meeting anyways so I just popped in to say hi,"
"Hi guys," said a preppy voice walking through the door, it was Lucina. She was a bright yellow dress. It went down to her knees and she wore her hair normally.
"Oh hi…Lucina…" Dark Pit quietly said it seemed he was the only one to speak. Expect Luigi didn't seem to notice her appearance.
"Why hello there, my name is Luigi," he said shaking her hand then spoke to Doc "Hey Doc! I'm going to grab my date I'll see you at the meeting!"
"Alright Luigi,"
"What are you guys staring at?" Lucina asked then someone else walked into the room.
"Because you are the most…" Dark Pit begun then someone else spoke.
"Because you are the most beautiful lady in this whole city," said Ike who had just walked in. Dark Pit stared at Ike is dislike then when he saw Lucina was looking weirdly at him he turned back into his usual moody self.
"Well, Ike and I are going to head down to the meeting I'll see you all later. By guys and Doc," She said the words burnt Dark Pits soul.
"Hey Dark Pit," whispered Falco walking over to him.
"What?" Dark Pit leaning in whispering.
"I saw that you were pretty steamed there,"
"No I wasn't,"
"Dark Pit, bro, you're not a good liar just tell me, do you like her?"
"No,"
"See Dark Pit I know you're lying,"
"Shut up,"
"Ha, got it out of you, bro, trust me I've had like twelve girlfriends if you need help just ask me,"
"Ya I would but she's dating 150 pounds of muscle,"
"Trust me just use the air,"
"What?"
"I'll tell you later we better get going,"
Smash Meeting
The large room was where the meeting was being held. Every smasher was there. Expect some were missing, it was odd to Dark Pit but his group of clones didn't seem to notice. After everyone sat down in plush red velvet seat which felt like heavenly. The lights dimmed and a man walked out and a spot light shined out. There was Mario with his wife Peach at his side.
"Hello my fellow Smashers," Mario begun "I want you to all welcome in the twelve members of the new Smash Board,"
"Same one's as last meeting, I don't know why he says that between Smash Board elections," whispered Falco. For being the way he was he kept polite to the speaker. The members of the Smash Board walked out with dates or spouses. First was Fox with another bluer fox at his side. Second was Luigi, who Dark Pit was surprised to see, with a blonde woman in a nice blue dress. Third was Captain Falcon with a woman who was hard to recognize. Fourth was Marth with a green hair woman with him. Fifth was Pit with Paultena.
"Figures," was all the Dark Pit said.
Sixth was Yoshi with a pink Yoshi alongside him. Seventh was Game and Watch with no one next to him. Eighth was Bowser with a woman in an all Blue Jump suit.
"Didn't know Bowser and Zero were a thing?" Falco said quietly.
"They're not," Doc said back and then they went back to the smash board members.
Ninth was the mythical Toon Link and an also toonish character who was in a fine dress and had blonde hair. Tenth was Donkey Kong with a Skinny monkey with the name candy on her shirt. Eleventh was Kirby with no one standing next to him. Lastly was King Dedede with a female penguin with him.
"This is Smash Meeting has begun!" Said Mario into the microphone. At that moment when everyone began to clap Dark Pit noticed where Ike and Lucina were. They were at the other side of the room. Ike had his arm around Lucina and she held his hand.
"Great," he said under his breath which got Falco's attention.
"Oh, that burns bro, sorry man," He said with hurt Dark Pit more than it helped him.
"What should I do?" Dark Pit quietly asked Falco.
"I don't know there was duel for Peach back at the end of the Melee era, between Mario and Roy, I'm pretty sure it cost him re-election that same year. But no offense bro, Ike is ripped you'll won't survive."
"You sure?"
"I'm sure,"
Later that night
"Hey I'll see you later, you want to go out again?" Ike asked outside Lucina's apartment.
"I had a great time I would love to,"
"Awesome, I mean um, next Tuesday good?"
"Ya that's great,"
"Alright see ya,"
"Bye,"
Lucina walked into her apartment and Ike gave a happy sigh and started to walk away when he was stopped.
"Oh, hey Dark Pit, how's it going?" Ike asked looking down at the person who had stopped him, Dark Pit.
"Not great Ike, not great," He said quietly not wanting to Lucina to hear.
"What's wrong?"
"You! You're going after my girl!"
"Oh, didn't know you like Lucina man, sorry. Wait! You're girl, you're talking about Lucina like a vacuum cleaner or a coffee pot!"
"Me you Smash area Tomorrow 3, no items Battlefield!"
"Alright you're on!"
Ike walked off and Dark Pit looked at him and sneered.
"How bad could it be?" He asked himself then heading to his apartment. Then he froze he turned around. Behind him was Lucina.
"You heard him?" Dark Pit asked her.
"No," She begun as Dark Pit eased himself then he became in shock as she spoke again "I didn't heard Ike, I heard you! How could you! We were friends! We understood each other! You should be happy I found someone!"
"Maybe I want that person to be me!"
"Ike's right," she said then went for the final blow to Dark Pit "I'm just a coffee pot to you," she slapped him then went back inside her apartment leaving Dark Pit outside in the summer heat still in his suit and tie.
"What have I done…" he said softly to himself.