Link jr. Knew he could not miss school but he was told last night that it starts at 10:00AM so he watch some ghetto dora on tv
dora: yo my name is dora and this is my monkey get out of here sly you look like a homeless junkie
fox: god damn!
link jr: haha thats funny
link: hey what are doing
link jr: watching ghetto dora
link: haha
link jr looked at the clock it was 9:50AM
link jr: oh no ill never make it in time for school
link: i know so i got you a horse
link jr: cool
link jr grabbed his lunch and went to his horse and rode off to school
when link jr arrived he hitched his horse and walked inside
Shellisa: damn that kid got a horse
Patricia: thats the prince of hyrule
Jeff: whats he doing here
Tony: i dont now but word on the street he just attended school here
so when link jr was in class the teacher came in
mrs. Jefferson: hello class today we will be introducing a new student and he was taught everything we learned here please welcome link jr
link jr: hi everyone
: tell them more about you
link jr: well my mom and dad Link and zelda im the prince of hyrule i love watching funny shows like ghetto dora i have some friends that are here ones name in jimmy and i use a sword and for some reason schools allow weapons
mrs. Jefferson: thats just because this school is not like other schools fighting is sometimes to defend yourself so just put down your stuff and sit down by tony
she pointed to a black kid wearing a chain and a beanie some pants and a shirt a dont say thats racist because im just throwing out details
tony: hey
link jr: hi
after class was gym
mr patterson: my name is mr patterson
oh crap i forgot details about teachers mrs jefferson is about 29 she is a nice friendly teacher mr patterson is the gym teacher he ripped and sound like joe off of family guy he also has a drug problem not steroids though
mr patterson: and i am the gym teacher i play cod and drink beer or mtn dew today we will be sword fighting and in sword fighting you attack each other with swords but you dont kill anyone we are outside because its a nice day and because then swords can had no death but awesome finishing moves lets go link jr you start will marten everyone else get you sword and shields
link jr: i already have a sword and shield so can i get them please
mr patterson: sure
link jr went to get his sword and shield then when he got back to gym the battle started and there was an epic montage of link jr beating everyone and then he beat mr patterson
mr patterson: alright link jr he beat no one has ever beat me on anything son your incredible in fact hes just like his father we salute to you alright class is over
link jr was really popular even the jocks were his friends and he had all the cheerleader babes flirting with him at lunch link jr sat with his friends
tony: man that was awesome hey meet my other friends there Shallisa thats my little sister
thats Patricia shes very nice that's Jeff hes cool
Jeff: my name is Jeff
link was having some fun talking to his friends then at recess he was playing basketball
he was having fun then a bully came and shoved link jr
link jr: hey what the fuck man
Ricky: hey i dont like you kid so get out my way
Link jr: you shoved me
ricky: shut up or ill kick your ass
tony: hey leave him man he didnt do anything to you
ricky: shut you mouth or ill punch you in the face hey link jr stay out my way or ill kick your ass
link jr: im not scared of you ya fucking faggot
everyone gasped and was staring like link jr was just bout to plant a bomb and blow up the earth
ricky: hey a fight starts here on the court tomorrow
link jr: good how about recess time when no adults are out here
ricky: great so i can kick your ass even longer
at the end of school zelda gave link jr. 20000 rupees to go to the mall and then he got lots of clothes but he had to prepare for tomorrow