"Drastic Accidents"
Anakin Skywalker had been trying to teach his son Luke how to shave, both were halfway through with shaving their stubbles when suddenly the comlink started beeping. Startled, the two both cut themselves and yelled in a painful unison like that of men being chased by rabid Jawas.
They both reached for Anakin's bleeding stuff since Luke had dropped his in the toilet by showing off his supposed control of the Force.
Both men then started playing the "Mine-Mine" game and didn't pay any attention to their surroundings, the comlink turned on and Yoda was looking at a strange sight to behold.
The Skwalker men were hitting each other with their towels trying to get a better grasp of the bleeding stuff. Suddenly the bleeding stuff started floating out of both Anakin's hands and Luke's. Father and Son alike whirled around to face the comlink in surprise and embarrassment, while doing so, Father and Son gracefully collided heads and howled in pain.
Yoda smiled and said, "Mine, if share you cannot!" Anakin groaned at the headache that was starting up in his head. Anakin looked at Yoda with embarrassment shining in his eyes, "Master Yoda! Sorry, I was teaching Luke how to shave." Yoda chuckled, which surprised both Skywalker men.
"More fight than shave, I feel. Hhhmmmmm...? Anakin chuckled shaking his head as he came out of his suprisement. Yoda was someone that you could never figure out, his humor had warped some over the last few years and he was going a bit crazy.
Anakin, finally realizing that Yoda must have tried to contact him for a reason asked with a more serious voice, "Is there anything I can do for you Master Yoda?" Yoda looked at both men with a sudden seriousness, "Yes, believe that we've found the culprit who blew up one of the Master's Chairs, we do."
Anakin realized with dread that Master Yoda had no need of telling him this until the next Masters meeting unless... Anakin whirled around with a red, outraged face and then he saw Luke trying to quietly sneak away from the whole conversation.
"Luke!" Luke then proceeded to turn around slowly and had an uneasy look on his face while doing so. Lifting both hands in self-defense and nervousness he managed to stumble out, "Listen Dad, I can explain..."
"Explain! You want me to listen to you explain this whole incident? I trusted you when you denied being involved in the matter, is this what I get in return? I..."
Anakin was firmly hit with a gimmerstick that was floating in the air and had come out of nowhere, Raging Father stopped in surprise with his jaw dropping to the floor and looked to Yoda for an explanation on the gimmerstick's presence. "Wha...?"
Yoda laughed maniacally, and finally laughed out with, "Hid a gimmerstick in your house, I did, hahahahaha... bahahahahaha..."
Both Skywalkers turned their head to give each other a disbelieving look and looked back at Yoda. "Hid a gimmerstick in your house I did, in case of a emergency, teehehehehe... good use it came in hmmmmm...? Bahahaha..."
Both Skywalkers stared at the Green Jedi Master who was pounding the floor with his small fists as he laughed, they were sure he had lost it. Carefully Anakin started to talk to Yoda as one would a child while Luke looked on in utter bewilderment.
"Master Yoda... I need you to calm down and stop laughing, okay?" Slowly but surely the Jedi Master calmed down and cleared his throat, still chuckling every time that he thought back to the event that had just surprisingly taken place.
"Yes, calm I must be to explain Luke's current accident." Starting to fume again Anakin turned toward Luke and started telling him off once again until he realized that Master Yoda said accident. Turning around in confusion he said, "Accident? What do you mean accident?"
Yoda chuckled and shook his while explaining, "Difficult and Easy to jump to conclusions, it is. Never meant to make a Master's chair blow up, Luke did. Remember that it exploded the night before Father's Day, Hhhhmmmmm...?"
Anakin suddenly realized that Luke must have been trying to do something nice for him on Father's day to show his love for his Dad. He turned toward Luke and raised a questioning eyebrow, "Well?"
Luke lowered his head in disgrace and answered in a apologizing voice, "Well, your always complaining about those Council Chairs being uncomfortable and cold. So I bought a seat warmer from a second-hand shop, I also had no idea which seat was yours since I've never been summoned by the Council and made a logical guess."
Smiling to himself about what his son had tried to do for him, Anakin lifted Luke's head up and stared into his moistened blue eyes, "Luke, I understand your mistake now but you must remember that you are a Skywalker and will always be stuck in these situations because of it."
Luke gave a heartfelt smile and hugged his Dad, "Happy Blow-Up-The-Council's-Chair-Day Dad. Oh! I almost forgot, Happy Father's Day..."
The happy trio were suddenly interrupted by a golden protocol droid that had burst into the room and was wearing a pink maids outfit and yelling,
"Masters Luke and Anakin, Helppppppp! Hide me or something before Mistress Leia gets her hands on me again, and decides I need a make over!
The startled group suddenly laughed at the droid's current predicament and the droid was standing confused at the Humans behavior, and also the green amphibian like creature. He never would understand humans he sadly thought.
At that moment a voice drifted down the halls in a sing-songy playful mood, "C-3PO! Come out WHEREVER you are!"
Said pink-rod started panicking again while the rest just howled in laughter...
Luke and Anakin both smiled and wiped away tears from laughing too hard. Yes, life is good once again in the Galaxy... for the moment!
So what did you think? Yae or Nay? Just where could I improve? I look forward to reading everyone's comments, and please! NO FLAMING! Thanks Guys. ~ Ben Henry TK421