Sorry I didn't explain how confusing the first part is. Also sorry for all the typos. That shouldn't happen anymore...as much.
Chapter 2
"Someone, close the window. It's freezing in here," I mumbled as I woke up. I reach for my glasses on the little table next to my bed. My hand just touches empty space. I open my eyes to see why my glasses are gone.
Theirs nothing that wakes up a person faster then realizing your in someone else's home. After I shot myself out of the bed, that wasn't mine. I immediately slipped on some ice. Well actually, some ice is an understatement. The entire room looks like its made of ice.
After I picked myself off the ground and got used to the almost frictionless surface of the floor. I started to wonder around. I was keeping quiet because I wanted to sneak out, so I don't get in trouble for breaking and entering.
I thought I saw an exit but it turned out it was only a window.
I don't think I'm anywhere near my home.
I see huge mountains covered in snow and ice as far as my eyes can see. I then made the mistake of looking down.
Seeing how high up I was made me dizzy. I ended up falling back and hit a bookshelf. A few of the books rained down on me. I tried to put them back in place, as not to worsen my crimes, when I noticed one particular title.
Adventure Time with Fionna & Cake. My curiosity got the best of me so I looked in the book, read a line, closed the book immediately, put it back, and walked away, "Yikes," I say to myself, a little traumatized.
I don't know where I am, but who ever lives here is a very disturbed individual. So I should leave before I'm stuck in a cage or made into a lamp shade.
As I think this I hear someone yell help. I thought it was my mind playing tricks on me but then I heard it again, "HELP!" It's a woman's voice. As I hurry to the voice, I hear more and more cries for help. I get to the source of the screams when I realize this is all just a dream.
Theirs no way that theirs a green blob wearing a crown, trapped in a cage with four other impossible creatures, screaming for help.
"PLEASE DON'T HURT US!" The green blob yells. I look behind me to see who the culprit of all this is. But nobodies there. "Oh, wait your not him."
"Not who?" I question.
"We shouldn't waste time. He could wake up any minute," The blob woman says, reminding me why I came here in the first place. I decided to play along in this dream. Since it seems so vivid and interesting. Besides, it's not often you get to save damsels in distress.
I found the key and let them out. They hurried out and made for the exit. I followed them. Whoever this guy, who locked them up, is he can't be good.
When we got outside I was hit with a blast of freezing air. The feeling was so intense that I was sure I was going to wake up write then and there. But I didn't. I start to think that this isn't a dream.
Maybe I've been drugged. Or I was in an accident and I'm in a coma.
When I looked back at the exit. I saw a lone penguin. Which really made me think.
I'm really not home anymore, am I?
We made it out of, what they called, the Ice Kingdom. That's when they introduced themselves. Apparently the blob "woman" is called, Slime Princess. The others are Breakfast Princess, Toast Princess, Raggedy Princess, and Wildberry Princess.
"Sorry we screamed at you. We thought you were the Ice King for a second. Because of your clothes." Wildberry Princess explains. I'm confused for a second until I look down and realize I'm wearing some sort of blue dress.
"Thank you so much mister...Oh, I'm sorry I didn't ask you for your name. How unprincess like," Slime Princess says.
"Oh, no worries," I try to make her feel better about such a simple mistake, "You were very scared."
"Please tell me the name of our hero," She Continues. All the other princesses lean in to hear me.
"My name is-"
"Simon?" Says a young man behind me.
I'm confused for a second as to why and how he knows my name. But I finish anyway. "Yes. My name is Simon. Simon Petrikov."
Things should start making sense soon. And again, please review.