Alright, last chapter got two follows. Good, good... No reviews as of yet, but IDC I wanna write this for the two who followed.

Chapter two, I'm the poster boy!?

A week into being a devil, I discovered something. For the past week, I've been having weird headaches coming and going randomly. I did not know if it was because my body was still adjusting to being a devil, or it was just from stress. I guessed both, actually. Anyway, I was given the job of being a hander-outer of fliers. They said in a nutshell, "Devils for hire". I grumbled slightly, not liking the idea of being the friggin poster boy for devils in this area. On a side note, I recently got a job and a flat. The apartment was nice, it had just as you'd expect. Livingroom, bedroom, and my personal fav's, the bathroom and kitchen. Nothing like eating a sandwich while taking a shit. The past week has been a strange one. I kept getting weird dreams in my sleep. It was about the man who cursed me. He kept quote on quote "sending me info". Of course, I called bullshit. What evil super villain sends info about how to escape the curse to the PROTAGONIST? Maybe the Joker was behind this. Hulk Hugh? Maybe. I didn't know. At the time, that is. Anyway, at the present time of the story, I was on my way to the club meeting area. I was humming a song I heard back in my realm. The Ultimate Showdown, I do believe. It was the only song I could sing well, truth be told. Odd song to get the hang of, but a very fun song. Enough about songs, let's skip to when I actually arrived at the damn place!

Rias, Kiba, Koneko, Akeno, and Mr. I 3 Boobies were discussing something or other. It took them a moment to notice my presents. When they did, I just waved. Who knew such a simple gesture could be so powerful. Everyone waved back at me, making me grin out of habit. Notwithstanding my social awkwardness, I walked up to the desk.

"You called?" I said in a slightly chocky tone. Rias nodded before speaking.

"We've discovered a power inside of you. It was probably caused by the headaches. I do not know what it is, but we're guessing a Sacred Gear," Rias informed, leaning back in her chair. She also had her hands on her chin in a "I'm thinking, shut the hell up" form. I tilted my head to the right before questioning.

"Sacred Gears? Sounds pervy." I quipped. Issei seemed to have caught on and nearly fell over. I did not know that joke was so funny, but to Issei, it was comedy gold. Koneko slapped me on the back, causing me to fly into the wall. Everyone looked at Koneko with shock and awe in their eyes. Well, my eyes had swirls and I could see flying naked devils flying around me. Female devils. Huh. At any rate, Koneko just shrugged before biting into her food. I got out of the hole in the wall, covered in dust.

"Not cool, Koneko. Not cool." I growled. Suddenly, a dark aura surrounded me. Anime style. A sure-fire way to know if someone's PISSED OFF hardcore. People always said I had a short fuse. It was then that I realized I actually did have a short one. No, I had a decent sized penis, I'm talking about fuses here, people! Koneko shrugged again.

TICK!

A tick mark appeared on my head. All of a sudden, I started glowing a bright blue. Everyone covered their eyes.

"HO SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT!" I reenacted the first words I ever said in this world. Neat. A few moments past before the light subsided. I was covered in white armor. It had blue lines going through it, with large shoulder pads, pointed boots and pointed... everything. There was also a blue orb in my chest.

"What the fresh hell is this?" I questioned aloud. Everyone looked puzzled, but Rias had the look of udder terror on her face. This earned everyone else a good sized question mark on their heads.

"H-he has the-e power of the Blue Dragon Emperor!" Rias exclaimed, pointing at my armor. Yes, she said the Blue Dragon Emperor. If you do wish to know what that is, it's a very VERY rare Sacred Gear. Unlike the other 13 powerful ones, this one was in a league all its own. The Zodiac Gear. Powered by the Blue Dragon Emperor Panthornon. Pronounced Panther-Non. We are good buddies from when I am writing this. Lemme put it in perspective. There are ten levels to this thing, and I am at level one. Level four could take out Kokabiel with not much effort. Kapesh? Good.

"The Blue Dragon what now?" I inquired.

"That would be me." A booming voice echoed through the air. Everyone was dead silent.

"Ho shit, my chest just talked to me!" I exclaimed, freaking out slightly.

"I am the Blue Dragon Emperor, named Panthornon. I am living in this damned orb. This thing is so tiny, it would make a flat look like a 8 story mansion!" Panthornon complained. Everyone sweat dropped. Even Rias, who was still panicking slightly.

"Yeah, I gotcha. Whatcha doin' inside me?" I asked Panthornon. He was silent for a moment.

"I sensed that you would have great importance in the Multiverse. Your future is a dark one, but I'm here to help with that." he answered simply.

"YOU KNOW THE DOUCHE-CANOE WHO SENT ME HERE?!" I flipped out at that point. Issei started laughing again. Dammit Issei, at least you have the Red Dragon. BLUE FOR THE WIN!

"Nuh uh. Not a thing about said douche-canoe." Panthornon replied solemnly. I looked downcast at that point, but I didn't let that stop me.

"So, uh, can you explain why Rias is having a heart attack?" Everyone looked at Rias, who was sitting down on the couch. She had her hand on her chest. It pushed her boobs aside in the process. I saw Issei with a very happy grin on his face.

"It's been a long time, Panthornon." Another voice echoed through the room.

"Ddraig?" Panthronon questioned. I turned to Issei. His left hand had a very basic looking red and black gauntlet on it.

"The one and only." Ddraig answered smugly. Panthornon just sighed.

"You've always had a big ego, friend." my chest informed. Writing it saying my chest said it was weird for me, but I let that slide!

"You know me too well!" Ddraig laughed. Panthor started laughing with the Great Red One. Yeah, his new alias is Panthor.

"Well, this is interesting..." I smirked. Not every day you see a piece of armor and a red gauntlet have a friendly reunion. That fact alone is enough to make me burst out laughing. Everyone looked at me funny, I bet even the dragons thought I had lost it.

"S-sorry, I needed a good laugh!" I said, still laughing. From that point on, we just talked. Like friends should. Except, we had two dragons join us.

A couple days later...

"Ahh... Almost night. Need to get to Casa De La My house!" I said aloud to myself. I only got a few blocks away from my job when a man with a trench coat and a black hat stepped onto the road. I stopped my walking. All of a sudden, a pair of black wings sprung out of his back.

"A Fallen Angel?" I questioned.

"You got that right." the man smirked. I prepared myself for battle by releasing my Zodiac Gear.

"Zodiac Gear! Sky Dragon Armor!" I chanted. The same pair of armor covered my body. This time, however, a pair of gorgeous white with blue striped pair of wings came out of my back. The man seemed now nervous. All of a sudden, a piece of knowledge came to me from the Sky Dragon.

'The shoulder pads contain every one of your powers'

"Thanks Panthor." I willed my shoulder pads to open. They did, and blue light came running out of them and connected a foot in front of me.

"Blue Dragon's Sword!" When the light went away, a sword with a blue handle floated in the air in front of me. I grabbed it with one hand, while the other grabbed a white and blue pistol.

"Blue Dragon's Sacred Pistol!" I chanted. At that point, I was ready for battle.

The Fallen one, who was later identified as Dohnaseek willed a Light Spear into his hands. He was about to throw it went a loud noise was heard.

BANG!

I shot him in the left arm. He was forced to throw the half powered spear at me. It was very fast. One perk of being small I suppose. It made contact above my left thigh. It almost made it through, but it stopped mere inches from my thigh. I silently thanked God for that, and I got a splitting headache. Ah, right, Devils can't pray to God. Not now, not ever. I mentally slapped myself. Unfortunately for me, Donhaseek took advantage of my weakened state and threw a full power Light Spear at me. It went right through my level 1 armor and went right through my stomach. The pain was blindingly bad. I started coughing up blood and my vision began to blur.

"Aww, what's wrong? The pain to bad? Well, let me fix that!" Donhaseek declared, raising another light spear. At that moment, a burst of red light came from just a few yards away. Out popped out Akeno and Rias. Donha paled when he realized it was Rias.

"My name is Rias Gremory, and you're attacking my new servant!" I woulda said "favorite" but no one has reviewed about the pairings! Rais declared, blasting Donhaseek with a blast of dark red and black energy. Donha avoided it by flying up a few dozen yards into the air.

"You win this time, Rias Gremory! My name is Donhaseek, and let us pray that the day we meet again never comes." Donha said in a rather harsh tone.

"Good riddance." I simply said. I woulda spoken again, but the pain was to intense. Rias and Akeno rushed over to my side and inspected my wound.

"Ara ara, it went right through." Akeno inspected in a slightly worried tone.

"Don't worry, I will heal him myself.." Rias said slightly seductively. After that, was just one big blur.

Whew! Long ass chapter, but I hoped you enjoy it. Yes, post in the reviews any mistakes and such. Also the pairings. You also have homework. Go watch Sora no Otoshimono or Heaven's lost Property if you haven't. It'll give you an idea of what to expect in the next Dimension!