O_O TWO CHAPTERS I ONE DAY?! I'm spoiling you guys. I wasn't going to do another, but I was bored playing Banished. Anyway,

Quest: I suppose I should start thinking. I hope I'm going in the right direction!

Alright guys, after I was stabbed by a spear of light, I woke up in a hospital bed. I tried opening my eyes, but the light nearly burned my eyes out. I tried again and had a lot more success. I would've sighed contently when I heard a moan coming from my left.

Inistate slow turn.

Rias Gremory was in bed with me. The odd thing was. She was in the nude. On a side note, WHY AM I NAKED TOO!? Did we have sexy time without me knowing? One good thing, DEM HUGE BOOBIES! Yeah, back then I was a perv. C'mon, I was a seventeen year old! Deal with it. Any rate, I started weighing my options. Wake up Rias and risk my life, or try and sneak away and not get killing, but get killed by nurses if they see my weiner dog. Hm..

"Hmm..." Initially, I would have woken her up. I followed that by putting my right hand on her shoulder and started shaking.

"Hey RIiiiasssss! WAKE UP!" I bellowed, shaking her. She screamed like a little girl after that and almost fell out of bed.

One second

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"Pff.. HAHAHAHAH!" I broke out into fits of laughter, getting a nice slap in the face from Rias. Her face was as red as her hair, and she was attempting to get her footing on the bed, being as most of her body was off said bed. By the time she got back on, I was ALMOST done laughing. Almost. Not really, heh.

A few minutes later...

I finally stopped laughing. Rias was still blushing quite badly, and I somehow got my pants on while laughing. If anyone's done that, I congratulate you, because it's difficult.

"You done laughing?" she snapped, slapping me again. I turned my face and the wrong time and got a face-full. Literally. I backed up a bit and tripped on a office chair. I sprawled out on the floor with my ass sticking up high in the sky. It was now Rias's turn to laugh uncontrollably. I just pouted and let her laugh.

A few hours later, in club's place...

"We recently received a report that the Fallen Angels are preparing a ritual on a girl called Asia. She's Issei's friend, and she has the Sacred Gear Twilight Healing. I'm saying this because Afestus is out of the loop. A Fallen Angel named Raynare is preparing it right now. Akeno and I will face off the main force while Koneko, Kiba, Issei and Afestus will storm the church." Rias explained the plan in some detail. Issei responded to the statement by releasing his level 1 Sacred Gear. I did the same, except I kinda freaked everyone out when my wings popped out. Everyone was impressed by them, and Akeno requested to rub them. I replied by nodding, and she did. I suddenly got really, really calm and tired. I lost all feeling in my legs and fell on my ass. My face was red, as if I had just drunk WAYYY to much wine. Everyone was shocked that I fell over.

"Ughh... Okay, no one pet my wings unless you want me to become turned on!" I declared, standing up. Everyone sweat dropped, but they paid little mind.

"Let's get a move on!" I encouraged. I ran outside and spread my wings as wide as they go. One wing is as long as a 1 story building! Huge wings, but effective wings. I took off and headed to the church atop a hill.

That evening...

BOOM!

"EEEEE-COLA!" I yelled into the church. I just punched the door down and yelled E-cola. I'm just like that. Koneko mumbled E-cola multiple times before nodding. Kiba and Issei both sweat dropped. They had a loss for words when Koneko didn't seem affected by it. Might be a rook thing.

"Oh, hello! Fancy seeing you here!" the voice of a Arkum Asylum patient rang through the hallways. A man with a blue trench coat and white hair entered the room. Oh, my bad, I never did explain what I looked like, did I? I have shoulder length white hair and bright green eyes. I also have a slightly unshaven face.

"Your the douche who attacked me back when I was trying to get a pack!" Issei declared. I was slightly shocked, but I didn't show it.

"You know, I've always prided myself in never having to fight the same devil twice. And now you're here, Devil scum." Freed said in a voice you'd expect a sadist would. He was also licking his gun in a really friggin creepy way.

"Kiba, Koneko, Issei and I will deal with this douche-canoe!" I informed/ordered.

"Douche-canoe must be his fav word..." Kiba thought aloud, running off to the basement.

"THIS WEEK!" I called after him. Kiba tripped over himself. A few moments later, he stood up and continued on his way. Koneko broke a closet that stood above the church's basement hole. They jumped down.

"Alright, let's go kick some ass!" Issei and I unisoned. I released my Zodiac Gear and Issei released his Sacred Gear. I launched myself at Freed and attempted to punch him in the face. He sidestepped, forcing me to do a frontflip to get back on my feet. My shoulder pads opened up and released my weapons.

"Blue Dragon's Sword and Sacred Pistol!" I chanted, rapid firing my pistol at him. I missed a few, but one connected with his upper stomach, causing a small shockwave. He was pushed back a few yards and before he could regain his bearings, Issei punched him right in the face. Freed did a backflip and landed on a podium above the hole.

"Buh bye now!" he simply said, throwing down a flash bomb. The light made both of us cover our eyes, because I doubted either of us wanted to lose our eyes. After the shock subsided, we looked to where Freed was. He wasn't there anymore, unfortunately. We decided to forget about it, and jumped down the hole.

In the hole...

Kiba and Koneko were both dealing with a metric ASS ton of priests. Suddenly, I got the knowledge of a new attack...

'Use your shoulder pads and condense their energy into a single point and force it into a blast of deadly energy!'

I nodded. My shoulder pads opened up and the two lights connected. The power began to grow till the ball was twice the size of my head.

"Blue Dragon's Blast!"

A massive blast of energy came out of the ball and into a large ground of priests, blowing them all to kingdom come!

[Your energy won't be drained from using those multiple times, but it drains you physical strength]

'I gotcha!'

Yeah, Panthornon can speak to me telepathically. We talk a- Wait a sec.

A few minutes later in my time...

Sorry, Panthor wanted to talk to me. Anyway!

"Impressive, but not enough to defeat me!" a voice said smugly. I looked to where the voice was coming from.

"Raynare!" Issei clarified for me accidentally. Never seen the chick, but she looks like a damn succubus.

"YOU LOOK LIKE A SUCCUBUS!"

Cricket

Cricket

Cricket

"NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!" Issei exclaimed. I slapped him, obviously. Raynare facepalmed, even the army of priests facepalmed. I bet even the church itself facepalmed. On another note!

"I am not a succubus!" Raynare snapped back, throwing a large purple light spear at me.

Suddenly, I received ANOTHER attack. No, it was a defence spell!

'Use the gear's energy and make a shield. The more power you give it, the more punishment it can take!'

I replied by doing so.

"Blue Dragon's Shield!"

A large shield made of blue energy appeared in front of me and took the spear on. It broke, but the spear did too. Raynare was wide-eyed and shocked. She never expected a shield capable of stopping her attacks.

"You're too late anyway!" she informed, gesturing to the screaming Asia.

"ASIA!" Issei screamed, making a mad dash for her. I tried grabbing him, but I missed. I had a brilliant idea, however. I used my energy to make a grapple hook.

"Blue Dragon's Grapple Hook."

It latched onto his back and dragged him back over to me. He was trashing out and screaming wildly. He may he a pervert, but he cares deeply for his friends. I was kinda touched my that back then.

"What's happening to her?" Issei and I asked at the same time.

"Their taking her Sacred Gear. It's no different than taking her life." Kiba explained.

At that point, both of charged.

I think this was long... ._. Doesn't matter! IT DON'T FOOL! Anyway, I will cya later! R R!