Here's a long CH too make up for all the short ones. Also I've decided to name them from here on out.

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Sweet Lies

Marceline told me everything. About how, a thousand years ago, me and Betty found her during this "Mushroom War." About how Betty died shortly after. How she lost me to at some point. And how she was so lonely for so long. That she tried to bring us back with magic but she instead brought back a different Simon from another universe. That Simon is me.

Although I thought she was lying at first. I didn't get angry. I think it's because I was still having a hard time believing this was real. I realized that she might have been telling the truth. Since she knew mine and Betty's names. And I didn't have my wallet on me. So there was noway for her to know those things.

"So, that's why you said that you were my daughter?" I ask, trying to make sense of this.

"Yes. I made a mistake with the spell," Marceline tells me a second time.

"And because of that you also weren't able to bring back Betty?"

"...Yes."

Even though I'm scared of the answer, I still ask. "Do...do you know when I'll be able to go back?"

She looks at me for a long while before answering "I don't know. I'm sorry." I suppose I should be angry. But there's still a part of me that says this is a dream. And another part feels bad for the young, looking, girl. While I'm still trying to accept her answer, she hugs me again. "I'm sorry. I really am. But it's just so good to have you back," she sobs into my shoulder.

This girl knows so much about me but I know next to nothing about her. I mean the world to her and I've only just met her. But still I want to comfort her. I somewhat awkwardly wrap my arms around her. "Its going to be alright," I say, trying to console her. She slowly stops crying. But we still stay like this for a few minutes. Then we both heard the door to the tree house open. That's when Marceline gently pulled out of the hug.

Finn and Jake came into the room we were in and were surprised to see Marceline. "Hey, Marceline we just came back fro-" Finn was saying before she quickly took him and Jake to the upstairs bedroom were they started talking.

I could only hear the first part of what they said. "What exactly did you two tell him?" Marceline quietly yelled. "We didn't tell him anything," I think Jake replied. After that I couldn't pick up any words. A short time later they came back down.

Finn and Jake looked a little...down. Marceline however, had a forced smile on her face. "Alright, for tonight you'll be sleeping here. Tomorrow we'll be taking you to get checked up."

"Your going to take me to a doctor?" I ask.

"Well, she's not a doctor doctor. She's...um..." Marceline tries to find the correct words.

"She's really smart!" Finn finishes for her.

"YEAH, PB is the smartest person I've ever met," says Jake.

"PB?" I say, wondering who they mean.

"Princess Bubblegum," confirms Finn.

"Princess Bubblegum?" I remember the other princesses I met. How odd looking they all were. My mind imagines a large gumball with a face and crown. "Your taking me to a princess instead of a doctor?"

"Well, she's easier to get in touch with than Doctor Princess," Finn tries to clarify. Only raising another question.

"You have a Doctor Princess?" I say, beginning to become skeptic. "She's the princess of all the doctors?"

"No."

"But you said she's a princess."

"Yes."

"But she isn't in charge of anyone?"

"Not really."

"Then why is she called 'Doctor Princess?'"

"Well, princess is just her surname."

"Ah, okay." To be honest, I had many other questions. But after that, I was exhausted.

"I'm going to take off and update Bonnie on whats happening," Marceline tells us."As for you. You're going to get out of those smelly rags and take a shower."

I didn't know what she meant until it hit me. And by "it" I mean the smell coming off this tunic I'm wearing. I couldn't believe I didn't notice before.

How could she stand to hug me? I smell like a mix between freezer burned hamburger and an old folks home.

Marceline saw my disgust and laughed a little in amusement.

. . .

I look absolutely ridiculous.

After my shower, I found out the only clothes I could get are from Finn's closet. But I didn't really have any other options. So here I am wearing a T-shirt and boy shorts. Jake said he stretched them out before hand. But they still seem tight and make me look like an idiot.

When I got down stairs I noticed something different. I couldn't put my finger on it until I saw some shifted dust on a shelf.

They moved stuff when I was taking a shower. Why would they do that? I didn't really notice anything the first time. Since I don't have my glasses and it was dark.

I was too tired to ask them any questions. So instead I let them show me to bed. Which was the couch I was on before.

Even though I found it difficult to sleep. I tried.

Maybe the next time I wake up, I'll be with Betty again.

After some tossing and turning I finally got to sleep.

. . .

When I woke up the next morning I felt terrible. Partially because I was still here. And another part because of the dream I had.

It was about Betty.

Dying.

She was freezing to death. And I couldn't help her. All I could do was watch. That was all. She didn't say anything. It went on like that for what felt like hours. Or maybe it was minutes. Time doesn't seem to work right in dreams.

I forgot about the dream after I saw what was on the table next to me.

"My suit!" I exclaim. It's the same suit I was wearing when my memory blacked out. Upon closer inspection it wasn't mine. It looked to new. And there wasn't any tags or brand names on it.

"I thought you'd be more comfortable in that," a voice says to me. I look over to see Marceline. She was wearing a dark hooded cloak. I didn't notice her because I was so distracted by the suit. "I asked Raggedy princess to make a copy of the suit. She was more then willing."

"She made an entire suit in one night?" I say feeling a little guilty. "She didn't need to go through all that trouble."

"It's alright. She could've made it in seconds. But she really tried this time. It almost took her a whole minute. She said something about how grateful she is to you. I think she might have a crush on you."

Marceline laughed a little when she saw me blush. "Oh, I also got you these," she polls out a pair of glasses that look very similar to mine.

"You didn't need to go to all that trouble. My eyes aren't that bad," I say while putting them on.

"It's okay, now get out of Finn's clothes and get dressed. You're going to meet royalty," she said, seeming to make fun of this Princess Bubblegum.

. . .

I think I know why Finn is missing so many teeth.

An entire kingdom made of candy. I think I'm going to die from Diabetes.

We came here on Jake's back (Apparently he can make his body grow and shrink.) We went through some grass lands. But that was it. Marceline, who floated beside us, seemed to want to only take the plainest route.

When I first set my eyes on the Candy Kingdom, I was astounded. It looked like something in a child's book. Everything, and I mean everything,was made of candy.

The buildings.

The ground.

The people.

I use the term "people" loosely. After asking, Finn told me that everything was really made of candy and that it was all edible. He even encouraged me to eat some of the sidewalk. Which I did.

When going through the castle, I was so distracted by the sugary architecture that I almost bumped into everybody when they came to a stop. I looked for the reason why they stopped when I froze.

I saw a pink woman. She wore a lab coat and glasses and was very human like compared to the other candy people. She came up to me and introduced herself.

"Hello, I'm princess Bubblegum. And you must be Simon."

I didn't register what she was saying. I couldn't. I could only think of one thing.

Betty. My princess.

Okay, so here's the deal. I might not be able to update the next CH for some time. MAYBE. Also, seriously! REVIEW! I don't want 2 reviews (and three that one time) for all my CH's. So if you have something to say then say it. And I'm sure you all have questions. So feel free to PM me.

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