Alright, this one's going to be long. I hope.
In this chapter, the Occult Research Club recovers, gets Rias back, ends season 1, Issei, Asia and Afestus get familiars and other things happen!
Bold for Panthornon speaking
Italics for thought
I own nothing, everything is owned by whoever it is. Can't be bothered to Google.
The battle ended with Raiser taking everyone down. Afestus, Issei, Akeno, Koneko and Kiba are all in the nursery at the moment. Afestus is the worst off. How did those bombs get through his armor, you ask? Somehow, she hit the armor's weak points. Hitting them once is uncommon, but doing it twice? Rare. Koneko was the best off, and she was already awake. It's been a little over a day since the battle ended. Kiba and Akeno woken up a few minutes ago. Issei is scheduled to awake in a couple days, and Afestus will wake up around the time of the engagement party, in four days.
"That battle sucked..." Kiba murmured.
"Ara ara, I have to agree." Akeno agreed. Koneko just nodded. Everyone knows she's not much of a talker.
In Afestus's head...
[HA! You got your ass kicked in two hits!]
'Shut up, grandpa.'
[Oh! You don't insult a old persons age! Have you no manners?!]
'Nope.'
[...really?]
'Of course I have manners, ya dingbat!'
[I contradict]
'Your face contradicts...'
[*clap clap* Great, great comback. 10/10]
'...you're annoying.'
[I contradict]
'Really?'
[What? It's my sentence of the week]
'...I'll talk to you when I wake up.'
[I contradict]
'Facepalm'
[Who says facepalm instead of doing it?]
'You say it when you can't see the damn person or dragon your talking with!'
[Touche]
Back in real life...
It's been four days since Afestus had that conversation with Panthornon. Akeno, Koneko, and Kiba were in formal wear, standing around in the engagement party.
"My special guests, today will be the day where Sir Raiser Phoenix of the gracious House of Phoenix will be marrying lady Rias of the illustrious House of Gremory. So, allow me to introduce you to my future bride, Rias Gremory!" Raiser gave a speech. Just as he said Rias's name, the doors of the hall belew open. In came Issei and Afestus. Both of them had their Gears out. Also, a amazing display of blue and white feathers also came into the room, causing the majority of the crowd to 'ooooh' and 'ahhhh'. The reason for all the feathers?
Afestus's wings tend of shed. A lot. Fortunately, they regrow almost instantly.
"Issei! Afestus!" Rias gasped, wondering why those two are here.
"How dare you! Who do you think you are?" Raiser said in a heroic tone. The Occult Research Club sweat dropped.
"We're here to kick your ass!" Issei started.
"And we're not letting Rias do anything she doesn't want to! Like marry you, ya douche-canoe!" Afestus finished. That got a really nice blush outa Rias.
[Good job, you made the girl's face match her hair]
"I ask again, who do you think you are to barge into my engagement party?" Raiser inquired in a loud voice. The distance between them was almost 30 yards!
"That would be my doing." A half deep half not deep voice answered. Everyone turned around to see a man with red hair wearing really badass looking armor stood there. Grayfia in tow, also.
"That armor's really hardcore!" Issei said in a impressed tone.
"Brother?" Rias wondered.
"That's your bro? I concur with Issei, he does look hardcore!" Afestus agrees with Issei in at least one thing.
"I had this set up for entertainment. I also wanted to see the powers of the Zodiac Gear wielder. This time, I want no interruptions from the Bomb Queen. I want to see this also because I was a bit underwhelmed by your performance. Oh how your house must be disappointed by that. You were brought to your knees by someone who's never even done a Rating Game before." Rias's brother, Sirzechs, went on to explain. Raiser had a slightly pale face.
"It's the final result that counts my lord." Raiser said through his teeth.
"Maybe back in the olden days, but not really in this time." Sirzechs countered intelligently. Raiser scowled again.
"Ah, so you wish to fight Raiser?" Raiser finally figured out.
"Challenge accepted." Afestus smirked.
On the battlefield...
Afestus stood there with a blank expression and a closed eyes.
"Alright, who will be fighting and what do you want as compensation?" Sirzechs inquired.
"You can't be serious! Giving a Low Class Devil a prize is blasphemy!" some random devil douche protested.
"Your king has spoken. Decide quickly." Sirzechs A.K.A the non-douche said sternly.
"I will fight, and the prize is that Rias's engagement is null and void." Afestus volunteered.
"No! I want to fight that douche!" Issei demanded, preparing to fight.
"You're not able to win. I would've won us the Rating Game if it weren't for that bitch Bomb Queen." Afestus countered. After a few minutes, Issei finally gave up.
"Let's do dis." Afestus got his level 3 armor out. His wings also came out, covering his side of the map in white and blue feathers.
"Begin." Sirzechs said simply.
"Be careful..." Rias mumbled from her watching position.
"Let's get this over with..." Afestus flew up a few yards from Raiser.
"I'm just going to end this quickly." Afestus pulled his wings in front of him and started blasting Raiser with Blue Dragon's Wing Blast.
Remember, Blue Dragon's attacks act like holy weapons. Raiser's kinda screwed.
"AHH! RAH!' Raiser's regen stopped working and be looked like he was having a panic attack.
Afestus felt a little sorry for him.
Baraly.
Not really.
"I win." Afestus smirked.
"Okay, I guess I didn't need to worry." Rias shrugged. You could hear the audience scream, "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!"
"Holy + devil = Devil gets his ass kicked!" Everyone was shocked at how quickly Afestus took down Raiser.
"It doesn't matter how strong you are, your pathetic compared to holy stuff!" Afestus added.
In the watching area...
Kiba was dumbstruck and laughing weakly. Akeno was lightly turned on by the quick victory and was also laughing slightly. Koneko had her usual emotionless face on.
Back with the other people...
"Wow. I seriously thought he would've dodged that first attack. Maybe he just overestimated his own abilities..." Afestus said with a thinking face. If this were a show, the camera would've zoomed out to see him sitting down in the cafe area.
"Oh well. IT'S BACON TIME!" he exclaimed, digging into his victory meal. It had eggs, both scrambled and unscrambled, pancakes.. well, the usual. Oh, and shit tons of bacon. Yes, lots of bacon. Akeno, Rias, Kiba, Koneko and Issei were all sitting on the other side with a normal person's amount of food.
No, Afestus is not Goku, but they do share eating habits. Afestus always used to eat boatloads, but now with him being stronger than ever before, well... you tend to get Goku syndrome.
"How can you eat that much? You give Koneko a run for her money in the amount you eat." Kiba and Issei unisoned. Koneko slapped both of them on the back of the head, blushing slightly.
"I've always eaten this way." Afestus answered honestly.
"This anime must've been made or had some connection to FUNimation..."
"You said you'd explain what Falcon Punch was. Go ahead, explain." Rias got into a listening position. Everyone else followed suit.
Afestus sighed. He knew he would be classified as a crazy person, but he had to explain.
"First off, you have to promise that you won't freak out and/or deny it, because this is all true." Everyone nodded and waited for the story to begin.
"I am not of this universe. I came here from my world, which is what I would call Real Life. Now, I came here because a old man who appeared to be a wizard sent me here. He called this the "Anime Dimension". A very large amount of universes of every anime ever made in Real Life. I do believe this universe is called Highschool DxD. I never watched it, so I do not know what will happen next. The only reason I know of the name was my friend recommended to me... I was actually going to watch it, but then that wizard douche sent me. I was reluctant to tell you this because I didn't want you to question your existence or some shit." Afestus whispered that last bit, looking down. Everyone was silent, with pale faces.
"There you go." Afestus added. He was sure they were going to flip.
Fortunately for Afestus, they recovered quickly, which shocked him.
"We're OK... just a little shocked is all. So, we're just the creation of people from another universe?" Koneko of all people asked.
"Yes, unfortunately. It actually took me a while to get used to how this place looks. My world doesn't look ANYTHING like anime." Afestus remarked, looking around. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy.
"What?" Afestus put his hands up.
After a little while, everyone headed home and prepared for bed... and is in bed.
"Uh, anyone in my head?"
[Yup]
"Good, I was getting bored with my dream."
[What was the dream about?]
"Taco Tuesday!"
[...what?]
"Taco Tuesday. It's when you have taco's on tuesday night."
[I'll have to try that...]
"Understood!"
[What do you want to talk about now?]
"I do not know."
[Alright. How about this. What am I doing right now?]
"Fapping?"
[...how did you know?]
"WHAT?"
[Kidding, kidding... a little.]
"...you're weird."
[I was joking, I don't even know what fap means]
"Means masterbait."
[...what?]
"Yep. I shit you not."
[Ha, alright.]
"I'm going to wake up now..."
*in the real world... well, not real, but you know what I mean...
It was about 8 A.M when he woke up. He was met with light coming from his decently sized window on the other side of his room.
"Oi, someone turn the sun off for a while. Ha, who needs vitamin D these days? Everyone's stayin' home, drinking their beer and playing their CoD..." Afestus mumbled aloud. Afestus sat up and walked over to the dresser. He always sleeps without a shirt on. He's a good ol' fashion man's man with no shirt. Afestus headed downstairs to get some breakfast when...
"WHAT THE SHIT!?" Koneko, Rias, Akeno, Kiba, Asia and Issei all were in Afestus's dining room, eating some breakfast.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT?!" Afestus looked like he was about to have a heart attack.
"Rias wanted to thank you for before. She brought us for no other reason other than to do so." Kiba explained.
"No other reason other than shits and giggles?" Afestus said in his version. Everyone nodded.
"Gotcha. Ima go get some rice." Afestus walked into the other room. It took awhile before he returned and sat down in between Koneko and Issei. Koneko slightly smiled at the fact that she didn't have to sit next to Mr. Boobs are love, Boobs are life.
"Hm... this simple bowl of rice won't even scratch my appetite..." Afestus examined. He started turning and examining the rather large bowl of rice. Everyone else looked at Afestus funny.
"Hm... Since it's my house..." Afestus began quote on quote "permanently borrowing" everyone else's food. Everyone screamed in protest.
"YUMMY!" Afestus ate everything he grabbed. Koneko gave him a really nice slap on the face. Akeno did the same and Rias too. Kiba and Issei both punched him in the face, breaking his nose.
"YEOW!" Afestus fell over on the floor, holding his nose. The blood from his nose started seeping through the cracks in his hands. No, I mean his fingers.
"Oh God, I'll need to get a mop later..." Afestus stood back up and slapped everyone on the back of the head really hard. Koneko's face went into her food, Issei started crying, Kiba leaned forward a bit after the slap, Rias blushed and pouted, Akeno got turned on a bit from it, however.
"Revenge for my broken nose." Afestus's lower face was red and dripping. He had a dark aura.
Oh my, it's like he's pissed at them!
"Oh right, today we're heading to the Familiar Forest to get Issei, Asia and Afestus's familiars." Rias remembered, pointing at the three whom were just mentioned.
"Familiars?" Those three asked.
'Like, from Skyrim?' Afestus thought, smiling.
"Yep, we can only go there later tonight. Get to the Occult Club Room tonight at 8:00. See ya there." Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Kiba, and Issei all disappeared through a teleport circle.
Issei didn't go with them.
"SHIT! BYE BRO!" Issei exclaimed, running out the door and got on his bike.
That evening...
Afestus had been in the forest, punching trees. Yeah, punching trees. He's decided to get even more physically stronger and pumping 60 pound weights just isn't working anymore. He accidentally broke over five trees doing this. Notwithstanding his not broken fingers. While he was walking to the school, he had a vision from the wizard who sent him here...
"You're doing well... Your adventure is nearing its end... You will remain here for two more years... You're next adventure... Is... Sora no Otoshimono..."
The wizard prick sounded hoarse, like he hasn't spoken in the longest time.
"Sora no Otoshimono? That's most likely Japanese... I'll need either Google translator or a Japanese to English dictionary..." Afestus voiced aloud. He rubbed his temples before continuing.
In the Occult Research Club Room...
"Your senpai has arrived." Afestus declared. Everyone facepalmed and Koneko just sweat dropped.
"Sense when are you our senpai?" Issei said what everyone else had on their minds.
"Since I became stronger than everyone." Afestus countered. Issei fell over.
"Anyway, let's get going to wherever the familiars are." Afestus added, standing in the middle of the room.
"Alright, Akeno." Rias turned to Akeno, who started the teleportation process.
In the Familiar Forest...
They arrived. It was full moon out and it's boring as shit. Tons of trees with red leaves.
"Well this place is odd." Afestus quipped.
"Yeah, this place sucks." Issei agreed.
"Who goes there? Are you fair?" a voice came from the trees. Everyone turned around to see a mid-aged man in Pokemon outfit.
"Oh my God it's a Pokemon trainer." Afestus sweat dropped.
"I suppose that's a Real Life thing..." Kiba facepalmed.
"It's another anime." Afestus shrugged. Everyone nodded.
"He's the Familiar Master." Rias explained, pointing at him.
"Ha, lolwut?" Afestus fell over.
[He's the familiar master? He seems fun]
'Shut the hell up...'
"Are you in search of a friend? Better hurry unless you wish a bitter end!" the Familiar Master rhymed, doing a little dance.
"Bitter end? PFFFFFFFFFFF!" Afestus waved it off, silently freaking out.
"All we have to do is wander around the forest and look around." Rias cleared, calming Afestus down.
"Alright then." Afestus just started walking into the forest, making everyone freak out and run after him.
Alright, have to end it here. I want to make a poll.
What will Afestus's familiar be? You can make him/her yourself!
Also also, one more minor poll... This will be about the next story about Sora no Otoshimono. Will Afestus replace Tomoki or be with him? Will Afestus become Ikaros's master? If you pick to replace Tomo, things that Tomoki did will still happen, but with Afestus. CYA!
