Alright, let's see here... Kokabiel dickface... Excalibur... Freed... Okies, I got it. In this Kokabiel get's introduced, Irina, Kiba and Xenovia aren't in sight and Vulper is going to create an awesome Excalibur! Let's goooo!

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'Hello?'

[Hey]

{Hello}

'Ya know, voices in my head can be useful when you're bored.'

[Yep]

{You're little cat girl is sleeping on your lap right now}

'Seriously? Ha, now I know why my lap feels warm.'

[That doesn't sound wrong. Nope]

'Shaddup.'

[Come at me, bro]

'Don't. I will come if you continue.'

[Oh look, it's day time, see you next time]

'SCREW YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!'

In the real world

In the real world, the birds were chirping, the trees are beautiful and it's boring as shit. Afestus was still asleep. Sorta, he was waking up.

"Oi..." Afestus attempted to sit up, but his chest and lower half were bogged down by a weight.

'Looks like Tiamat wasn't lying...'

Koneko was doin' what cat girls are good at doing.

Sleeping on laps.

She was sprawled out on his lap with her head resting on his chest and her legs holding on for dear life on his upper legs.

'Cute~'

Koneko starts stirring from the sudden movement and looks up to see Afestus with a big grin on his face.

"Helllooooo." Afestus pulled his hand up and rubs the sleep out of his eyes. She blushed and got off of him.

Afestus then does he legendary yawn...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

'Damn I sound like Chewie when I yawn!'

Afestus then stood up and stretched. He then grabbed his clothes and left for the bathroom. Koneko was surprised about one thing.

He didn't give a fuck that she slept on his lap all night.

She didn't even changed out of her school uniform when she jumped in bed. Really her cat instincts did this.

"A LAP! HALLELUYA! GO! CLAIM THAT LAP FOR YOUR OWN!"

Yeah, something along those lines. She was actually going to make sure he wasn't, ya know, doing STUFF. (fapping mainly) when the lap looked so very good.

Hey, it's not weird when you're a catgirl.

Later that day... in the Occult Research club... with everyone... totally not fapping.

Afestus POV

I always wondered what went through the heads of everyone...

'Hmmm.. Fighting...' -Akeno.

'*hums My Little Pony*' -Rias.

'This is my lap. There are many like it, but this is my lap.' -Koneko.

'Hm, I wonder how I can get some tit today...' -Issei.

'Well, that's for them to know, and for me to find out.'

I forgot to mention, my voice has always been deep.

Goku had a high pitched voice and that made him awesome, and it fit his character well.

Then, I'm supposed to be a good guy, and Morgan Freeman would blush at my voice's deepness.

Bullshit.

Well, whatever...

Authors POV.

Even later that day...

"Alright, today Issei, we are going to train you up!" Rias declared, looking down the hill. Issei was struggling with his average size load on his back.

"CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT!" Issei decided.

"On your left."

Afestus came beside him with a payload twice that of Koneko, who was walking beside him. Afestus was sweating, of course. Even Koneko would have a problem with that.

Especially since the bag's got two huge boulders.

"You OK?" Koneko asked, looking at him.

"Fit as a fiddle. Whatever the hell that means..." Afestus replied.

Issei was almost rolling down the hill just from looking at what size the back pack.

"DO YOU HAVE FEATHERS IN THAT THING?!" Issei flipped.

"No, two large boulders." Afestus proves this by putting his pack down and opening the hatch.

Sure enough, two huge ass boulders were inside.

"Heh...heh...heh..." Issei passed out.

Next lesson...

"Ara ara, now we will learn how to use our energy to do stuff! Just focus your energy into your hands." Akeno explained.

Afestus, Issei and Asia were with her.

"Okies!" Afestus started focusing his energy.

A ball bigger than Akeno's bust size came out, nearly causing Afestus to trip over himself.

"HOLY CRAP!" Afestus grinned. Asia had a decent sized one and Issei had a ball smaller than small mole. Issei had made this face that day.

;_;

Latour*

Issei and Koneko were fighting each other.

Oh yeah, and Issei was getting his ass handed to him.

"I call dibs on next spar!" Afestus raised his hand and started waving it.

two seconds later...

"OW!" Issei get punched through the tree line.

"Alright, my turn." Afestus walked up to in front of Koneko and got into a fighting stance.

*cue western theme*

"Good luck." Afestus said as he charged Koneko. Both of them are rooks, so they are equal in strength. Rook wise, Afestus has the advantage of Panthornon.

Afestus punched low, but Koneko jumped up.

She may be tiny, but she can jump.

'I swear I can hear the HALLELUJAH song right now...'

Koneko landed very gracefully.

"Would it be OK if I used my wings?" Afestus inquired. She only nodded.

"'KAY!" Afestus released his wings.

Eight of the bastards, and he didn't even need his armor.

"I won't cheat and fly, it's just I get a terrible cramp in my back when they're in my back..." he explained.

"Really?" Koneko asked, lifting an eyebrow.

"Yeah. I have to let my wings out every few hours or it stops aching and starts hurting." Afestus added. Koneko nodded.

I won't go into detail about the rest of the spar, because it's just like Issei's spar, 'cept Afestus didn't get his ass handed to him!

Next lesson...

"CUE THE TRAINING MONTAGE!" Afestus declared to no one.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN! PEW PEW, PEW PEW PEW PEW! PEW PEW, PEW PEW PEW PEW!

MORRRTALLL COMMMBATTTT!

Issei's doing pushups!

NEXT!

Afestus running laps!

NEXT PART!

Koneko is sitting on Afestus's lap!

MONTAGE FINISH!

Later that night...

"Heh... Heh...Heh..." Irina panted as she ran through the forest. Her Excalibur was missing and her clothes were torn.

Freed suddenly came out of no where and grabbed her by the neck, slamming her into a tree.

"HAHAH! What to do with pretty you?" Freed was about to grab Irina's now exposed boobs when a voice rang through the area.

"Don't, Freed. She will be of use to us..." Freed turned around and looked up.

A Fallen Angel with ten wings, blood red eyes and one creepy ass grin.

Neat.

In the Occult Research club, on the next day... before the sun went down...

"Oi, wonder where Kiba and the other girls went." Afestus wondered aloud. He was currently sitting on the couch with Koneko sitting on his lap. That, essentially, became the norm for the both of them.

"Akeno and I sent out our familiars to look for them... " just as Rias said that, Akeno's familiar found the pretty broken body of Irina.

I couple minutes later...

Everyone from the ORC ('cept Kiba) teleported to Irina's local. Akeno's familiar had transformed into her Succubus form (least what I call her) and was holding Irina up.

"Irina!" Issei and Asia ran up to her and Asia started healing her.

Another teleportation circle appeared next to them, and Sona and her Queen came through.

"Thanks for coming, Sona." Rias thanked.

"I came as soon as I heard." Sona said as she sat down next to Irina.

When Irina started waking up, she mumbled something.

"H-he's... he-here..." she passed out again after that.

"Who's 'he'?" Issei wondered.

"He would be me." A voice said. Everyone turned around to see the sky had turned very...

purple.

"Ah, Kokabiel..." Rias concluded.

And she was dead on.

Freed suddenly came out of trees.

"HI! You must be from the You Fell Into Our Trap club!" Freed joked.

Rias and Sona suddenly jumped in front of everyone and showed him their attack circles.

"HEY! Don't shoot the messenger! All I came to say is this..." Freed opened his jacket to reveal four Excaliburs.

"Four Excaliburs?" Rias questioned.

"IMPOSSIBRUH!" Afestus protested.

"And I want to start a war. These will be useful, HAHAH! And taking out Lucifer's dear little sister will only be the beginning!"

Yeah, Kokabiel has officially lost his marbles.

HA, like he had marbles to begin with.

Kokabiel suddenly started firing Light Spears at Rias and Sona. They managed to block them, but Kokabiel managed to escape.

"Where'd the dick go?" Issei questioned.

"I sensed him moving to the school." Afestus said.

"I saw him head that way." Koneko agreed.

"Let's go kick some Fallen Angel ass!" Afestus exclaimed, releasing his wings and grabbing Koneko. He put her on his head while he grabbed Issei under the arms. He then flew to the school.

Alrighty, next chapter will be... stuff. c;

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