This chapter will just kinda be a filler bit, leading up to more stuff. If you are uninterested, leave now... 2...3... good.
Hello to the 2% of you who stayed, lol.
Afestus's POV, just to spice things up
Why do mornings suck? Because alarm clocks, random eye-burning rays of light and waking up from a good, and hopefully, not perverted dream. Okay, perverted dreams are better, but that's besides the point. This anime apparently is good for perverted dreams. Why do I break the fourth wall, you ask? Well, I am not originally from this anime. I came from this place called "Real Life" with it's shit graphics and YOLO style of gameplay. Essentially, what the Sims wanted to be.
It is currently... 5:30 A.M (Fun fact, I woke up on that time when this chapter was written). Who wakes up at this hour? Well, people who have the early jobs, mostly, but for me, I have some training to do.
Back in real life land, I didn't really train, because I wasn't some main character in a video game or anime, but I was just your average day nerd, who worked out on the side. I wasn't some weak, fragile nerd when I came here.
Last time, I kicked Kokabiel's ass, because I'm the shit. He kinda worked like Frieza from Dragon Ball Z, and how he's super overpowered until the main character gets a major power boost. But wait, wouldn't that make me the main character? I thought Issei was supposed to be..
By the way, I've never watched this anime, so I have no idea what happens next... Ah, if only Jorge was here... Yes, that's how he spells his name. He likes Halo too much.
On to a more pressing topic... GRUUMMBLEE
Yeah, that's my stomach. I forgot dinner yesterday, so I haven't been fed in a while. I somehow managed to drag my ass off of the bed. My feet hit the cold floor with a loud thump. Yeah, being too descriptive here, but I haven't been explaining things well.
I went to the kitchen for some breakfast. Bacon, scrambled eggs, toast, everything a normal breakfast normally has. I sat down on my couch, with a TV trey full almost overflowing with food. I was just about to dig in when...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
I jumped out of my couch and hit my head on the ceiling when a giant boom rang through the apartment building. I detached my head from the ceiling and ran to the window.
I thought some other douche was attacking me, but then I realized...
It was raining cats and dogs outside. It looked like a hurricane outside. I watched the news last night, and the weather man showed no sighs of even the smallest storm coming this way!
Something's off here, and I need to find the reason behind it.
Looks like I'll have to go into the rain... I'll just leave a cup of coffee and a towel for me when I get back.
A few hundred miles north of Afestus's apartment.
A large hole had opened in the sky. The size of it was at least five football fields long and wide. Beneath it was a small rural town of Churchill. Population, 489.
"Please, return to your homes and prepare for the worst. I repeat, return to your homes and prepare for the worst," A police officer stands on a large stand with a megaphone in hand. The man wiped his forehead with his sleeve.
His name was Uindo Shurui, (Maybe anyone versed in Japanese can translate this :D) a 29 year old police officer living in Churchill. Living with is wife and 5 year old daughter. He was on patrol duty when the giant hole in the sky appeared. The town was placed under watch until something came out of the hole or it went away.
Uindo moved to Churchill from Tokyo because of his police job. He, his wife, and his 6 year old daughter all live here. It was a calm day till the giant butt-hole of space opened up above the town.
Uindo wiped his brow with his sleeve before stepping off the podium. He looked around to see the panicked people of Churchill calmly *sarcasm* into their homes. He looked up to see the hole ominously hanging above the town. Strange thing is, it's producing clouds that are probably blocking the sunlight for hundreds of miles, but not a drop of rain, nor the sound of thunder and lightning could be seen or heard. He had heard reports that heavy rainfall was barely 50 miles outside the town. It was unnatural at best. A few minutes later, a majority of the town was safely inside of their homes. Everything seemed OK until a boom was heard from the hole, almost like a sonic boom when a jet goes past the speed of sound. A bright orange light lit up the hole and out popped a single small pod. Easily going past mach 5, it sped down into the woods in the far eastern part of the area. Outside Churchill's area of influence, but not beyond one lone man's reach...
Back with Afestus, who is currently tracking the pod
Afestus POV
Well... this makes things interesting. I was just out to see why the weather was acting weird, then I noticed a very large hole in the sky. Whatever or whoever put it there most likely has no good intentions behind it. He was just about to fly into it like a moron when a pod came out of it.
Now here I am, slowly walking up to the crashed pod. It was steaming from the impact. Friction has a some funny logic.
The pod looked like one of those drop pods the ODST's use from Halo. (If you don't know what those look like, this is why Google was invented)
It suddenly pumped out some steam as the door to the pod opened. Once it opened fully, I noticed a person-looking thing inside of it.
I didn't know what it was at the time, OK? Human, Alien, Lion-o, your mom coming for Alimony, I just didn't know!
All divorce jokes aside, I walked very slowly towards the pod. The... thing suddenly sprang to life and stepped out of the pod. When the light from the pod resided and I could see the persons face clearly, I was a little shocked, and worried at the same time.
Here stood a woman, and no, it's not your mom...hopefully. She wasn't all that tall, about 5'6 or so. She had long red hair that went down to just below her ass, with a few inches of the end being a beautiful golden color. A very serious expression dawns her rather pretty face. Not a blemish or mole to be seen. The woman also had large light blue eyes with what looks like a very tiny amount of gold color outlining them.
Now, I know exactly what all the males and occasional woman is thinking, "WHAT'S HER BREAST SIZE?!"
Yes, I can hear your thought, and FYI, they're about as large as Rias's are, just a tiny bit smaller.
I can hear all the groans of annoyment here, but heavy sexualization of women here is a no-no. Stop with that, now.
Back on topic, she looked at me with dead serious eyes. She wore what looked like military-approved armor, complete with a pistol hanging from her belt, at least three grenades, a flash grenade, a SMG-looking side-arm, and a futuristic assault rifle.
What came next, only a psychic could foresee.
"You there, human of this world, identify yourself immediately," she spoke with a buttery smooth voice. Very feminine, in all realism.
"I suppose it won't hurt to say. My name is Afestus. I told you my name, now tell me yours," I hesitated to tell her my name, but she didn't APPEAR to carry anything other than her future weapons.
"Y-your Afestus?" she stuttered a bit when she asked that.
"Yeah? Problem?" I gave her a confused expression whilst asking that.
This was completely un-military like. What, have I become some intergalactic or interuniversal celebrity?
Well, not at this point.
"Do I know you?" I asked her impatiently.
"Well... not personally," she squeaks out. Afestus mentally facepalms at her unprofessionalism. She was serious a moment ago, then I introduced myself, and now she's shitting herself.
Unfortunate...
"Well then, I have a few questions. What's your name and why did you come here?" I asked her as I plopped myself down on a log. Most likely blown over when the thing in the sky opened up.
"My name is..."
THAT CLIFFHANGER DOE! Yeah, I got nothing in the way of names, so how about this.. YOU guys come up with names! Any female-sounding name (American/Japanese prefered, but I'll accept other cultures names)
Cya next time!
Sorry about not updating in FOREVER! Been playing Titanfall, Saints Row 3 and a little of this and that. :p