zI have another story being written right now.. Michisū: The 109th Sekirei as a side-story.

If it is received well, it might actually join up with this story! :D

On with the explanation!

Afestus's POV

Ugghhhh. I feel like my face is about to fall off. I also feel like my ass is about to just quit and walk away.

What happened you ask? I spent about an hour and a half explaining about the storm, the new info, and Yuuki.

Needless to say, I got bitch slapped and got magiced on the butt 1000 times.

I had to buy some ass-padding yesterday because of it.

Quite comfy, if you ask me.

What am I doing right now, I hear you saying aloud?

Well, Yuuki is currently adapting to life on earth by watching TV and looking at plans...

Me? Ha, well.

I'm currently icing down my butt from the infamous 1000 spankings.

"It's been a day and my ass still feels raw..." I let out an exhausted moan, rubbing the area where the spankings feel most intense.

"Stop being a baby, Afestus," Yuuki didn't even bother looking away from her papers when she said that.

"Hmph," I scoff at that. I start flipping through the channels on the TV.

"Yesterday, a large hole in the sky opened up above the skies of Churchill. The police and military say an Unidentified flying object fell from it not long before it closed. Police and military were unable to find the UFO. Another human looking UFO with wings was reported leaving the area. Authorities have not seen either of them since," I turned the Tv off right there.

They saw me flying away? That's bad. No, that's really bad.

Really bad for my ass cheeks if Rias finds out!

"Hear that, Yuuki?" I inquire.

"Mhm. Do you have any abilities other than wings?" she asks me with much curiosity in her voice.

...This might take awhile...

TIME SKIP!

About an hour later...

"So, you have a dragon inside you that gives you powers, and ANOTHER giant dragon that you can summon at will?"

Ahh... still trying to wrap her head around it all. Bless her heart.

Personally, I would be in the same boat...

"...Ok, I suppose at this point, nothings really impossible," she flat out says. I simply nod, and turn back to my pc.

"...Wonder if they have Katyusha on here..."

What is Katyusha you may ask? Famous Russian song. That, and a good German song is Panzerlied. I'm gonna check and see if even Youtube exists.

Holy shit, it does! I went ahead and looked at Katyusha and it exists here as well...

*click*

"Rastvetali yabloni i grushi, Poplyli tumany nad rekoy; Vykhodila na bereg Katyusha, Na vysokiy bereg, na krutoy. " I silently hummed to myself. (Google is freaking the fuck out since that isn't english, LOL! Also sorry for sometimes small, sometimes large text. I had to copy-paste this since I ain't Russian!)

Good song, really! As well as telling a decent story, I also like to spread knowledge. Now you have two songs, Katyusha and Panzerlied. You now have two songs to conquer the world with.

"What's that you're humming?" I nearly jump out of my skin when Yuuki leans over my shoulder to see what I'm doing.

"A-an old Russian song, called Katyusha... surprised it was in this dimension," I chuckled softly at that.

Least this dimension wasn't TOO different... at least, from the internet's standpoint.

"Katyusha? Hm, you'll have to teach me at some point," Yuuki declared to me with a slightly seductive voice. I look at her strangely when I notice something...

...Ears...

Are you for fucking real? WHAT GOD OR DIVINE RULER DECIDED THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

...One Neko wasn't enough, buddy! And It won't be the last... Koneko's sister is going to arrive here soon enough... Seriously, them bewbies are... Holy mother of God

STOP, JUST, STOP!

Ok, Ok, get this under control. Another Neko, that's not bad right? Well, If she's anything like Koneko,

Houston, we have a problem. A neko sized problem!

"Um... Yuuki? Ears?" I'm actually hoping something funny comes out of this. She went from seductive, to confused, to mad, to sad, to distant, to fear...

In, like, three seconds. How the fuck do you even DO THAT?!

"EEP!" Yuuki squeals as she bitch slaps me, then runs away, neko style.

"OWWW, DA HELL?!" I yell out. Apparently loud enough that the ENTIRE FUCKING GANG runs into the room. WERE THEY STALKING ME?!

"WHAT'S WRONG?!" Rias yells as she allows some magic into her hand, scanning the room vigorously.

I just have to laugh at my luck right now.

OH, how I wish I were Master Chef right now... (Master Chef lol)

"Oh, so you're still running around. ~Nya." Yuuki scowls as she gets into a cat-like pouncing position.

"Your like Koneko?" Rias asks with a smirk on her face. Yuuki nods twice before rubbing her face cutely with her hand in the form of a paw.

"I want to tell Afestus more appropriately. ~Nya. But fate had other plans. ~Nya." (All these fucking ~Nya's...)

"But I lose control. ~Nya. For a simple human, he has this strange aura of... purity about him. ~Nya."

"I admit, he has a very pure heart indeed," Rias shrugged there.

Being told I'm pure is a very bold statement.

I doubt she even knows what things I did long ago...

No, I KNOW she doesn't know what I used to do...

Oh, I guess you're curious about my past now, right?

Sorry, I'm not ready to tell. (More like I'm working on it right now...)

A few minutes later

Well, that escalated quickly. I'm just sippin on some tea right now, while Rias and Yuuki are STILL arguing...

What started this argument again? I don't remember at this point.

...Oh right, FURRIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Where are those two, you may ask? Well...

Yuuki's claimed my head... Koneko's claimed my lap... What the fuck?!

Rias is trying to rip Yuuki off my head while Issei is... Well...

I'll need a mop when they leave...

Akeno, you may ask? Well...

Handing me tea! What did you think?

You dirty audience...

I simply had a massive poker face on as I drank my tea, just completely ignoring the things happening.

A few hours later, it was 11:30 P.M.

Normal POV since Afestus is asleep.

It was now 11:30 P.M for Afestus. Everyone fell asleep after 11:00 on the couch. Afestus was in the middle with Koneko asleep on his lap, Yuuki (SOMEHOW) on his head, Rias was... Well, she stripped completely and was asleep on Afestus's chest. Akeno had his left arm, and his right is being grabbed by Issei because he's asleep.

Unfortunate. Why add this, you readers may ask? Because... fanservice.

That morning...

Afestus POV

What the hell happened last night? I woke up surrounded by women! When did I turn into a womanizer?

Since...this happened, really.

I was first to wake up, in case you haven't noticed. And the positions were... interesting. Imagine a tall white haired boy with dark green eyes, with all of the main characters, plus a redhead on my head.

Well, if you could see my face, and not read about it, it would look like...

:3

About half an hour later

On a more serious note, everyone was up now. Rias had thankfully put some clothes on. Thought my nose would never stop running...

"One question, how the hell are you a furry?" I blatantly ask Yuuki, who looks at me funny.

"Furry?" she tilts her head to side. I facepalm.

"Furry is the technical term for 'girl with anime-like attributes', like cat ears and tails." I inform as I move my hands to my head in a attempt to make bunny ears. Yuuki looks like me like this

"Whaaaaaaat?" I ask aloud, looking at everyone, who is giving me the same face. I can imagine the words "Stare" appearing around their heads, so I just slump over.

"What are we having for breakfast? I'm starving!" Issei complains, rubbing his tummy.

"Yeah, I suppose I'm hungry too..." Akeno agrees.

Lady, one does not simply 'suppose' they are hungry. You are either hungry, or you are not hungry. Just like how one does not simply walk into Mordor.

MOOORRR DOOORRSSS!

Um... rightho then. I suppose a man must do what a man can do.

Have I forgotten to mention I can cook? ...No? Well, sorry about that. I've always had a talent for it. My parents and siblings liked it a lot before many events happened.

"I suppose I'll cook for... one, (Rias) two, (Koneko) three, (Akeno), four, (Issei) five, (Asia) six, (Yuuki) and seven, (Kiba)

Unfortunately, I completely forget what the names of those other two who are introduced in Season 2. Ya know, blue and light brown hair chicks?

Sorry xD

"You can cook?" Everyone asks me at the same time.

"Eh? Yes, I can. Guys can cook too!" I leave the room once I say that to go to the kitchen...

So very sorry for not updating for awhile. *bows* SO SORRY!

Expect the next of Michisu to come soon. I wrote it three times and forgot to save every time.

I crie eavytim!

OH! And for those who do not know, here are the list of animes coming next!

Part 2: Omamori Himari (one of my fav anime)

Part 3: Girls Und Panzer (I'll make it work, I swear!)

Part 4: Sekirei! (wink wink)

Part 5: Absolute Duo (This anime isn't complete as of 3/4/15, but will be when the story comes out)

Please check my profile in case I update anything. GUYS! THIS IS IN CAPS SO YOU SEE IT! Hell, like anyone reads these.

Well, if you are, I'd love to see any suggestions for future chapters and stories, so the readers at home, at the office, or at the little readers room can say they influenced a story (potentially successful.. knowing my luck, this will never be one of those huge everyone knows about them stories 3;)

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