The crowd waved their hands cheerfully as the camera rolled over them once more, before settling on the center stage, where Maury sat with an aging woman with teal-colored hair.

"Welcome back to the Maury show," Maury greeted, "My next guest says she has a secret so devastating, she's afraid it just might be the end of her…"

The crowd gave a collective gasp.

"Everybody meet Bulma. Now this is Bulma's second appearance on the Maury show," Maury turned to the teal-haired woman, "Bulma first came on the show to see if her ex-boyfriend Yamcha was cheating on her or not…"

"Maury, that's in the past," Bulma grumbled, "I'm here on a completely different matter…"

"I think it's kind of similar," said Maury, "Tell everyone why you're here today."

Bulma sighed sadly. "Maury, ever since I left Yamcha for Vegeta, we've been madly in love… We not only had Trunks, but years later, we also had a little girl named Bra."

Behind her, the monitors displays an image of a little toddler girl, who was nearly the spitting image of Bulma herself. The subtitles below read "Bra: Age 3". The audience aww'd and coo'd.

"She's beautiful," smiled Maury, "She looks just like you."

Bulma nodded. "That's the thing… She's an exact replica of me. She was never born with a tail, she never shows any interest in violence, fighting, or anything… She doesn't even have a broad forehead like most saiyans do."

"Saiyans..?" said Maury, "You mean those two aliens that came to Earth and blew up a city and tried to annihilate us?"

"Yes," said Bulma, "I married the prince of saiyans."

"Hooo boy," Maury breathed, "First a gun-wielding maniac, now a mass murderer…"

"Vegeta isn't like that anymore," said Bulma, "He's become… well, SLIGHTLY good. But I'm afraid once I tell him this secret, he'll go berserk and kill me… and everyone in the audience…."

"All right then," Maury said, slightly sense, "What's your secret?"

"The secret is…. Three years ago, on New Year's Eve, I got super drunk, and I barely remember what happened…" Tears formed in Bulma's eyes, "…But I think I may have slept with someone else, and Bra may not be his!"

"Ohhhhhh!" The audience gapsed in shock and in entertainment, and soon the dirty words came flying at Bulma. Normally the egotistic woman would flip them off and call them haters, accompanied with "Whatever, whatever!" But this time around, Bulma was too ashamed of her secret to give them that satisfaction.

After the crowd finally calmed down, Maury asked, "What do you think will happen when you tell Vegeta this secret?"

"Maury, I'm so afraid that he's going to leave me..." wept Bulma, "….before he tears my head clean off my neck."

"But if he might not be the father, he deserves to know that fact," said Maury.

Bulma reluctantly nodded. "You're right…"

"We have Vegeta in the back right now, in a soundproof room." Maury announced, as the monitors displayed the picture of a muscular man, with tall spiky hair, and a very disgruntled face, "And we tried to find out what he thought about his wife keeping a secret from him. Let's hear what he had to say…."

"GET THAT DAMN CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!" *KA-BLAM!* *zzzzzzzzz*

"… Okaaaaay," spoke Maury, "Let's just bring him out. Here's Vegeta, everybody!"

The crowd gave a supportive applause as the prince of all saiyans stepped out onto the stage, ignoring the cheers and claps. He took a seat next to Bulma, who kissed him on the cheek. He lightened his gloomy demeanor in response towards her.

"Now Vegeta…" Maury started.

"What is it, worm?!" Vegeta spat.

"Uh…." Maury sweated, "We, er, um, tried to get your feelings on this situation… Tell us how do you feel about the idea of your wife keeping a secret from you?"

Vegeta narrowed his eyes. "Oh Maury, it's the best thing ever. I've never felt so glad about anything in my life… OF COURSE I HATE IT, YOU NIMROD! I don't like having secrets kept from me, especially from my supposed 'soul mate'. If she has something to say to me, she should say it in my face!"

Bulma gulped. Maury inched closer, just in case he needed to protect her. "Well… Bulma says she's afraid if she tells you this secret, you might, well… kill her."

Vegeta glanced over at Bulma. "Hm…" he muttered, "I wouldn't dream of hurting Bulma…"

Bulma smiled a little.

"…. But it really depends what kind of secret she's hiding."

The smile went away.

Maury turned to Bulma. "Bulma," he said, "Turn to your husband, and tell him why you brought him here…."

Bulma did as told, and took hold of her husband's hand. "Vegeta…. You know I love you more than anything in the world… Despite your past and you wanting to kill us all at one point, we made it through thick and thin…."

"Spit it out already," grumbled Vegeta.

Bulma took in a deep breath, "The thing is…. Three years ago, at our New Year's Eve party…. I might've slept with someone else…"

Vegeta gave a vicious glare.

"….And I don't think Bra is your's."

"WHAT?!" Vegeta shot up from his seat, knocking it over. He snatched Bulma by her collar and shoved her face into his, "What do you mean she's not mine?!"

"Well..!" Bulma cried, "She looks nothing like you, she doesn't have a tail, she doesn't even have any desire to be violent!"

Vegeta snagged Bulma's shirt with his other hand, grasping tightly, teeth grinding, doing all he could to not punch the woman's brains out.

"Now Vegeta…" Maury calmly stepped next to the prince, "We can settle this… We can do a paternity test, and-"

"BUTT OUT!" Vegeta knocked his fist into Maury's face, sending him flat on his back in an instant. He gave Bulma a violent shake, "Who was it?!" he demanded, "Who slept with you?!"

"I was drunk!" Bulma cried out, "I barely remember! I'm not sure if it was the intern, my father's business partner, or even Yamcha… but-"

Vegeta dropped Bulma to the floor and instantly shot into the sky, crashing through the ceiling, and dashing off.

Maury picked himself off the floor, rubbing his injured face. "Where… where is he going…?"

"Probably to critically injure Yamcha…." Bulma replied, fishing out her cell phone, "If you'll excuse me, I better give him a fair warning before Vegeta bashes his face in…."

Maury sighed. "Very well. We'll be back after these messages…."

UP NEXT:

"Like I said, this isn't Bulma's first time visiting the Maury show! What brought her here first? Is her lying, cheating boyfriend REALLY a liar and a cheater? Find out the results after we gave Yamcha a lie detector test!"