WARNING: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY PART OF THE STORY (come on dudes, its been less than a full twenty-four hours since we posted the last chapter -.-). IT'S JUST AN INSANELY LONG AUTHOR'S NOTE. BUT. IT DOES HAVE SOME STUFF WORTH READING ABOUT FOR ALL YOU PAIRING FANS (and anti-fans actually…). IT'S AT THE END IF YOU WANT TO SKIP ALL OUR NONSENSE. And people who may have wondered a bit about Tracey MacElliot the Third. And people who for whatever reason enjoy our author's notes…
Author's Note:
Eva: Claire and I realized that we should probably explain the joke behind Tracy MacElliot III, because there is one. Okay, as you guys have probably figured out by now, I am…insane, to say the least. My dad is scared by my morbidity, and as such decided to send me to a therapist. Unfortunately for me, my therapist is in need of therapy.
She is absolutely positive that I have been molested. I tell her about a problem I'm having with my mom, her solution: You've been molested.
I like blood. "You've been molested."
I have daydreams about killing an anime character who has a duck's ass on his head. "Ah…I see. Well, that means you've been molested."
-.-
You get the point. By the way, the quotes were actually from our conversations! (although slightly paraphrased…)
Claire: Since Eva hasn't actually been molested, I made up a molester for her so she could please her crazy-brained therapist! :D
Tracey MacElliot the Third lives in Portland, Oregon. He is thirty-seven years old. He lives in a Beech tree and makes surprisingly bad baklava from a factory in a neighboring tree. He wears loincloths, but his favorite one is the color magenta. He has an eyebrow fetish (Eva: -twitch- bad memories…).
Well Eva, at least you don't have to see our old therapist anymore. Eva went to this guy first (for like…four years) and then I went to him, then we both stopped, and now I'm going again because Dr. Twitchy says so (Dr. Twitchy—to be explained). He doesn't even remember her, which I find funny. He's gay, in denial about being gay, wears cat socks every day of every second of every year, talks like my dad (asks really stupid questions over and over and over AND OVER AGAIN—which also irks me, cuz my dad is annoying too), and is a crap-ass therapist in general! :)
Fun fun fun!
DR. TWITCHY.
Sadly he has now moved on to pester another therapist's office. Boo hoo. Anyway, the first time I went to see him to get diagnosed for depression (AGAIN. Omg it's so obvious I'm depressed that my lizard could tell you that and I forget he exists almost every other day Eva: Wait, you have a lizard? O.o I thought that cage/box/aquarium thingy was empty and you were just being lazy about cleaning it out and stuff… -looks over at it- CREEEEEEPY…;;;; Claire: Yeah, Eva, he's still alive. -.-) he was acting…strange. The whole twenty minutes or so I was in there…he was…his whole body was…vibrating. That sounds really disturbing in kind of an Eva-ish way but it's not really what I mean. A good analogy would be if any of you have ever played the Sims and gotten them to stay awake by coffee for three or four days, they'll stand in one spot and vibrate.
So I'm looking at this dude trying to ignore what he's saying cuz he pisses me off and just thinking: Man, are you testing every drug you're prescribing? You sure damn act like it…
And that's the story of Dr. Twitchy.
And now there's more stuff I have to say! Guh…yesterday I was just broken because I'm really mad about having to do a fucking history project LKSDFJHASKDJHFPAKDZJNFK;DEEAHSDKLJK;SDZJFKLJHDAL;RKTSFJDGMTJKVFDL;KGBFEMG/;LDGCGNKLDCZHFVS;KCLDXFM/XZLJKLVZJL;FXGVJADZLKFGJDSkalfjgkl;zfzaskljd STILL!! But now I have the weekend…slightly less stress…(slightly). So I got to remember the other things I would have said in my author's note! And I already forgot about half of them…but one of them was the FUDDRUCKERS DEAL.
Oh. My. Gasldkfjslkdfjlakesjhrioewd. I hate Fuddruckers. Every time someone says the name, I cringe. CUZ TO ME IT SOUNDS LIKE 'BUTT FUCKERS'. I was the one who came up with that, thank you very much :)
I am so proud to say that I've never been there…and happy that I'm a vegetarian because I'm guessing they serve a lot of burgers (LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING RESTAURANT IN AMERICA!) and I do not approve of that…so I have an excuse not to ever go there! EVAH. :D
Eva: Okay, and people. One more thing. I'm pretty sure this is one of the things that Claire was going to add into her author's note, but…yeah…I'll just say it.
DO YOU WANT US TO DO PAIRINGS?!
Because if you do, we're fine with it.
Something
that we've noticed is that people get pissed off when there's
pairings with OCs. We get pissed off too. Mostly cuz the people are
all Mary Sues….
But anyway, there's been some reviews about
how there's a lack of pairings and about how some of you guys want
pairings.
So.
Yeah.
Do you guys seriously want us to do pairings?
Claire: OMG YEAH THAT WAS IT! I've been meaning to do this since like…halfway through the PREQUEL. I keep…-cough-…forgetting…
BUT YES! THAT IS THE QUESTION!
Dude, we've gotten like 50 comments randomly mentioning things about pairings. I mean, obviously we seem to be doing LeahxDeidara but there are others. Also obvious.
But I personally am very against pairings with OCs because PEOPLE DO NOT DO IT WELL.
Example:
OC: Omg I love life.
–POOF. AKATSUKI-
OC: OMG DON'T EAT ME.
Akatsuki: Okay sure fine whatever.
FUN TIMES FUN TIMES FUN TIMES.
Akatsuki member: OMG I LOVE YOU.
OC: OMG ME TOO.
–MAKING OUT…SOMETIMES MORE…-
No.
I thought it was universal but apparently I'm alone in more things than usual, and some of you people actually want us too…But I just want to make sure…with like…a formal vote.
SO COMMENT AND TELL US :D
Loveslovesloves.
Now I think I'm sinking back into a panic about my history project…which I shall promptly ignore until two in the morning! Know why? I'M ACTUALLY IN THE MOOD TO WRITE. SO THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. OMG.
Eva: And just in case the vote goes for-pairings, I'd like to point out that there's two possible Eva pairings (SO PICK ONE). EvaxKisame and EvaxSuigetsu (and that one person who thought of EvaxItachi o.0 still don't get that one…and that's not an option, btw). (EvaxSuigetsu is love…:3)
Claire: Last thing.
NO.
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
YAOI. OR. YURI. OCS OR NOT. 0.o
Weirdos…
Eva: And also, remember the T rating people. It's not changing. NO LEMONS. EVER. -cries a bit on the inside…-
Claire: -slaps Eva but appreciates that she actually managed to say that…-