Author's Note:

Leah: OMG! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! SCHOOL! IS! OUT! YAAAAAAAAAY!

Okay, spazzing done. Yeah, I'm on a sugar high right now from end of the year party in physics class (where I unfortunately had to sit next to Alfred for two hours) and so I'm really hyper and crazy and I'm poking Claire's spine and I'm freaking out about Anime Expo! WHOOT!

Claire: Arrr…I do not feel happy. Summer is always depressing for me because I'm a lumpagous (for those of you who don't speak Weird, that would be "couch potatoe"). I want to get a job and get my driving permit and draw a bunch and finish this fanfiction this summer but I think I'll end up being lazy and failing at life…What else is new?

But those are all things that I could actually do if I felt like it and would yield some happiness…Another bad thing is…I just got my braces off…but my orthodontist reminded my mom about my wisdom teeth. Ever since I saw "Awake" I seriously spazz about anything related to surgery. (If you don't know what "Awake" look it up on Wikipedia or something…freaky…)

Right, well, I guess I should stop now since someone complained about our author's notes…Sorry…

Chapter 10:

Leah approached Eva and Claire silently. She figured Sasuke would still be watching her, so she had to be subtle about how she did this. They noticed her as she got closer, but she kept her eyes downcast, trying to appear mad or sad or something so they wouldn't try to talk to her. They had learned from years of experience that leaving her alone was the best way to get her to cool down. But she did want to draw them away from the campsite without capturing Sasuke's attention. So when she got close enough, she bumped into Eva's arm and sort of held it there, dragging it towards her, and then proceeded to pretend to storm off angrily into the forest.

Eva blinked at her arm, then Leah as she walked away, then Claire, then her arm again, and finally back to Claire. Claire blinked at Leah, then Eva's arm, then Leah again, then Eva, then her feet, and then Eva gain.

"Uhh…what just happened?" Claire asked.

"She just…pushed my arm…um…I don't know…" Eva said, nudging her own arms together in a sort of Eva-arm sandwich. She looked retarded, but that was natural of her.

"Did she just run into you in a march of rage or…maybe she wants us to follow her? Discreetly…" Claire whispered secretly.

"Oh yeaaaa—!" Eva squealed with realization. Claire quickly covered her mouth, glancing around. She glared at Eva, and then motioned her to follow as they went to the patch of forest Leah had gone into.

They found her pacing between two trees, looking very unhappy.

"Leah…" Eva said carefully, touching her friend's shoulder once they were clear out of the camp.

Claire didn't hesitate to grab Leah's shoulders, shaking her violently, she said, "What'd chewgtt do? Was he being more of an asstard than usual?"

Leah opened her mouth to tell them what was wrong, but no words came out. She held her hands to her mouth, looking panicked. She tried to talk again, but again, her lips moved but Claire and Eva didn't hear anything.

Eva blinked stupidly.

Claire shook Leah again. "Say something!"

Leah pointed to her mouth and shook her head, signifying that she was unable to talk. Part of her said that she shouldn't even bother with trying to explain the situation anyways, considering that not matter what she did someone was going to get hurt. That part also said that she should just agree to Sasuke's deal, make up some bull shit about Itachi, and her friends and herself would be safe as long as she didn't get caught in a lie. The other part said that she should at least try to warn her friends so maybe they could think of something. She agreed with the latter.

"Oh! Charades! I love charades!" Eva squealed.

Prior to Eva's outburst, Leah didn't know that they were playing charades. She did not like charades and she was one of the worst at it. She cursed herself for not listening to Jason when he tried to teach her sign language, but then remembered that Claire and Eva didn't know sign language either so it wasn't really too much of a loss.

Leah sighed. She decided that she would make a pitiful attempt at trying to tell her friends that Sasuke wanted to murder them through charades. Oh this would be entertaining.

She held up five fingers

Immediately, before Leah could do anything else, Eva started to yell out whatever perverse or bizarre idea came to mind.

XxX

Charli flipped open her laptop, waiting for everything to load up as the Akatsuki members gathered around this strange piece of equipment. They'd all seen the computers before, but they usually just sat there with black screens that eventually turned gray because dust and other airborne annoyances tended to have a magnetic attraction to screens of any type.

Hidan poked the screen. "So what the hell does this thing do?"

Charli flicked her eyes over to him, giving him a 'you're-an-idiot' look. "It's a computer. It does lots of stuff. And right now, it's going to help us find Deidara's girlfriend and Eva and Claire."

Deidara glared at Charli. "She's not my girlfriend, un."

"Of course she isn't," Charli said indifferently.

"So what exactly is this 'bug' of yours suppose to do?" Zetsu asked before Deidara could begin ranting.

Charli clicked on an icon. "I mostly use it to listen in on the girls conversations. It'll receive audio, but it won't dispatch any. So we can hear what they're saying, but they can't hear us. If I'm correct though, which I usually am, the bug I have in Greg also serves as a tracking device and we should be able to pinpoint the coordinates of their location."

Pein narrowed his eyes and glared at the evil blonde girl. "Why didn't you tell us about this 'bug' in the first place? We could have saved valuable time and energy."

Charli shrugged. "I installed this one months ago, I'm not even sure if it still works. Plus, I only remembered about it a few minutes ago."

She clicked on a few more things and a dark green screen came up. On that screen were evenly spaced lines like those on an atlas with latitude and longitude points and everything, except everything was some shade of green. And there were dozens of blinking dots on it. Each dot had a small label on it, saying things like Jenny's Purse, Jason's Watch, Rachel's Bracelet, and numerous others. But most of these where spread out across the greatly enlarged portion of the map and were in the general La Jolla area. Charli clicked a button and zoomed out, getting a view of the entire world map.

Kakuzu leaned on the counter next to Charli, staring at the screen intently. "This won't work, this isn't the same world. We won't be able to tell where they are," he pointed out.

Charli didn't reply at first. Then she pulled up another couple windows on her computer screen, typing in complex equations. Her pale blue eyes darted back and forth across the screen sinisterly. She nodded a couple times, pecking at keys and pulling up more windows. Red, purple, green, and blue lines crisscrossed all over the screen. Suddenly Charli seemed to get the answer to whatever secret problem she held in her head as a couple of the lines traveled straight from one window to the other, intersecting at one same point.

"See this?" she said to Kakuzu, pointing at the now blinking red dot on the computer monitor.

"Yeah…"

"This is the inter-dimensional wormhole that allows you people to travel between dimensions. Image your world as a big piece of paper. Now image our world as another piece of paper. When you put the two papers on top of each other, La Jolla and Konoha overlap," Charli explained. The Akatsuki stared at her, gaping. She scowled at them, mistaking their sheer awe for disbelief. "What? I was trying to explain it so you people could understand it! If you want me to use all the fancy technical terms, I—"

"—Even with this fancy equipment stuff, she should not have been able to figure that out," Deidara muttered.

"And it only took, like…five minutes! Wow, Charli-chan is so smart!" Tobi gushed.

"Maybe she should take over for Pein," Zetsu chuckled darkly.

Pein's temple twitched, but he chose to ignore the giggles coming from his subordinates. Since when did his subordinates giggle? "Well, that certainly was…impressive…But it doesn't tell us exactly where the girls are. Weren't you going to check on that 'bug' thing you had?" he inquired.

Charli huffed and lost the blush she had gained when the others had complimented her. Without another word, she closed out the windows and returned to the bug-tracker. She turned up the volume on the computer and clicked the blinking dot labeled Greg, which they found out to be hovering at the southernmost border of the Fire Country.

There was a small crackling sound as the bug activated itself, then everything went quiet. Not even a dial tone, just total silence.

"Come on…" Charli urged.

Deidara cracked his knuckles.

Hidan scratched his shoulder.

Small crinkling sounds were made by Konan folding paper.

The bug started to make the hissing sound again.

"I don't think it's working," Tobi mumbled after another minute.

Charli held up her finger to keep their silence. "Give it time, it's trying to relay information. After all, it's just transmitting audio from hundreds of miles away in a different dimension," she added sarcastically.

They waited a little longer.

Thump, thump, thump, thump.

Charli smiled. "We have audio!"

"Sounds like more static to me," Hidan scoffed, fingering his rosary absentmindedly.

They waited for another three seconds, only hearing that thumping sound, which everyone (except Hidan) realized was a heartbeat.

"So that's the deal. Either you tell me about the Akatsuki within the next twenty-four hours, or I kill your friends." They heard a young man's voice loud and clear through the speakers.

"HOLY FUCK! Dude! It works!" Hidan shouted, slamming his hands on the table and staring intently at the dot on the screen.

Pein blinked, ignoring Hidan and addressing what they had just heard from the computer speakers. "That is…not good."

"What do you mean 'not good' this is fricken awesome!" Hidan continued. Apparently he was too excited about the technology to really notice what was actually going on.

Kisame glanced at Itachi, seeming mildly concerned. "Is that who I think it is?"

Itachi nodded. "My brother."

"Oh that fucker," Deidara growled, squishing some clay in his fist.

Tobi elbowed Kisame playfully and whispered, "I think Deidara senpai is worried about Leah."

They snickered, staring at Deidara.

"I heard that!" Deidara yelled, pointing accusingly at Tobi. "And I'm more worried about information getting out than I am about the girls, un."

"Of course Deidara senpai," Tobi teased.

"SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS! I'm trying to figure out what's what so keep your traps shut and be good little boys and I might take you out for ice cream later," Charli demanded in a patronizing fashion.

They shut up, realizing they need to listen for clues as well.

Tobi raised his hand. "Can I have chocolate ice cream?"

The other Akatsuki members glared at him.

Things went quiet again.

Another crackle, then the young man, which they presumed to be Sasuke, spoke again. "Your friends' lives rest on your decision, Leah."

They kept their silence, although they all secretly thought that Sasuke sounded extremely gay and melodramatic. Honestly, that last line sounded like something that one would hear in a really old, cheesy, horror movie made by a couple of teenagers who filmed the entire thing in their backyard.

"That was pathetically Star Wars-y of you," They heard Leah say. She sniffed. "I need to go think for a while."

They heard small rustling noises and constant crackling as the bug moved.

Charli sighed and leaned back in her chair, smiling over her shoulder at the Akatsuki members. "Aren't you all lucky to have me?"

"Uh-huh," Deidara said dully, listening intently to whatever was going on.

Eva's voice soon came over the speaker. "Leah…"

Finally, they heard Claire speak. None of them would admit it, but they were almost relieved that the girls were still alive and together. "What'd chewgtt do? Was he being more of an asstard than usual?"

Hidan tapped on Charli's shoulder. "What's a 'chewgtt'?"

For a second, he thought she was going to ignore him, but she said, "It stands for 'chicken headed emo whore girl transvestite thing'; at least that's what I read in Eva's diary. I'm guessing that's their nickname for Sasuke."

Hidan nodded, accepting this answer as a reasonable one and cracked a bit of a smile at the acronym. The less serious members also seemed a little amused, but it didn't show.

The conversation on the other dimension continued. "Say something!" Claire demanded.

Nothing was said for almost a minute.

"Oh! Charades! I love charades!" Eva squealed.

It was quiet for a few more seconds as they all waited to hear what the issue was.

"Ooh! Oh! I know!"

"Eva, she hasn't done anyth—"

"He ate tacos with you."

They heard Leah sigh, and Claire said, "What the fuck…did you get that from Fairy Odd-Parents?"

Claire sighed, then presumably turned her attention back to Leah. "Okay, five words," Claire confirmed, "First word."

Silence filled the bug, and for a second they thought it had stopped working. Then Eva guessed, "Ass?"

"No dumb-shit, she means Sasuke," Claire hissed sarcastically, "…What, seriously? I got it right?"

Eva and Claire both let out a snicker. "It's kinda funny that we got that," Eva pointed out.

"Nyeh."

A few seconds later, Eva said, "Okay, second word…Sasuke stole my Icha Icha?"

"THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ICHA ICHA!" Claire shouted.

"But—"

"Maybe you should just shut up Eva," Claire muttered blandly, "Okay, I'm not getting Icha Icha…Has nose hair…no? Um…he…hates onions…He's going to throw onions at us? Well what is this?!" She mimicked some unseen action of Leah's.

"He wants to act out page 72 of Icha Icha with you! OWWWWW!" The impact of the punch that Eva received was much more audible than the last one.

"If you mention Icha Icha one more time I'm gonna tie you to Karin," Claire threatened, "She's already done the motion for 'NO' at your Icha Icha mentions! Your pervy porn-starved mind is of no use."

Eva seemed to have remembered something. "Oh yeah, I'm mad at Suigetsu for stealing my porn still. That's probably why I'm being so pervy."

"…Ya think? Dude, I pointed that out about five seconds ago."

"Sorry," Eva said quietly.

Kisame laughed robustly. "The only reason Suigetsu has to steal her porn is 'cuz he doesn't get any."

Deidara snickered but then looked at his blue friend. "And you do?"

The fish-man narrowed his eyes. "Excuse me?" It was playfully said, but still defensively serious.

Leader glared at both of them. "Don't start this now. We need to listen."

Charli looked at him. "You're only saying that because you can't empathize with them. You have Konan."

Konan looked appalled, but the rest of the Akatsuki looked at her before bursting into laughter at the plausibility of them sleeping together. Leader simply looked annoyed. "Konan, you've been starting rumors about us having sexual relations as a way to get me to like you, haven't you?"

"What? No!" She exclaimed. "I told you! The notes were Charli!"

"Of course, Konan," he said, obviously thinking it was bull-shit.

Leader, of course, got the last word in, and they all went back to listening in on the charades.

"What? How long is his—" Eva was cut off as Claire squished her face. "Gmm muu bluh! Merr! Unnunnuhn…"

Despite Claire's best efforts (though she didn't know what cause she was contributing to), they had all known what Eva was going to say, and Deidara had spit out his hot cider all over Tobi when she said it. "What?!" he shrieked. Tobi held up his arms unhappily and they dripped on the sofa. "I'm going to find them now, un." The outraged blonde turned and started walking out the room. "And kill that little bitch of a brother of Itachi's…" he added under his breath.

Itachi put out a hand to stop him. "Sit down, Deidara."

Deidara looked at Leader, who glared at him condescendingly, signaling for him to sit down next to Tobi. Grudgingly, he acquiesced, and they continued listening.

"Sasuke strangled you?" Claire guessed.

"Oooh, was it S&M?" Eva asked excitedly.

"Eva…" Claire moaned imploringly, "Leah is not a masochist."

Tobi turned to his partner sympathetically and patted him on the back. "Sorry, that must be very disappointing for you, Deidara senpai."

Deidara elbowed him in the stomach.

"Oh! I really know it this time!" Eva squealed. "Sasuke wants you to help him repopulate the Uchiha clan!"

Deidara had foolishly picked up his glass of cider again, and so he was able to spit it out all over Tobi again at this new development, coughing and hacking as he tried to get the fluid out of his lungs. His eyes began to water as Charli patted him on the back. Deidara regained his composure, mostly, and squeaked, "What?!" and then proceeded to have another coughing fit that could be comparable to an old man with respiratory problems in a retirement home.

"Your brother is fucked up!" Hidan accused, glaring at Itachi, but otherwise seemed very amused.

Itachi was un-phased. "I am inclined to think this shows more how Eva is disturbed, rather than my sibling."

xXx

Leah had figured Eva would fail miserably at guessing her charades, but she had placed a bit more faith in Claire. This yielded slightly better results, but still, neither of them had guessed what her frantic gestures meant, no matter how she tried to convey them. Leah was starting to get desperate as the time dragged on, unsure of how long Sasuke would allow her to mope. She was frustrated at her friends' naïveté, seeing as they had grown so comfortable around the Akatsuki and even Sasuke's group that they felt they could get away with anything without consequences. It no longer seemed to be a possibility in their minds that Sasuke would ever consider killing them.

She stopped waving her hands for a moment, letting them fall to her sides. She couldn't talk to her friends for whatever reason, and they weren't taking this seriously enough to get themselves out of trouble. If she didn't tell Sasuke what she wanted to know, they would die. Leah felt tears burning at the corners of her eye and hugged Greg closer to her. She looked up at her friends, frustration etched onto her face, and shook her head violently, walking off in the other direction.

Eva and Claire stood among the trees and watched her go, knowing this time that they weren't meant to follow. Slowly, they turned back to camp.

XxX

Sasuke had waited an hour, and Leah still wasn't back. He didn't bother to seek her out, but instead chose to initiate the second phase of his plans. He found Suigetsu polishing that ridiculously fat and oversized piece of metal he called a sword. Suigetsu looked up when he approached, then turned back to his work with a sigh. "So I'm guessing you want me to limit the idiot count to two," he said with a grim smile.

Sasuke forgot what he was going to say, distracted by the fact that his and Suigetsu's math didn't add up. "Don't you mean one?"

"Leah and Karin. Two."

Sasuke nodded absently. He should have known. "In any case—"

"Actually Leah's not really an idiot, and Karin's more of a whore than an idiot. I guess that makes the idiot count one-half," Suigetsu rambled thoughtfully. After a pause, he added, "No. She's three-fourths of an idiot."

"Are you finished?" Sasuke drawled.

"Mm," Suigetsu closed his eyes. "Yep." He stood up and swung the sword over his shoulder with a grin. "You seriously want to do this?" he asked in a more serious tone.

Sasuke's face was carved from stone. "Be gone in the next half hour." The Uchiha put his hands in his pockets and wandered off into the forest.

xXx

"Hey dorks, pack your bags."

"What do you want Suigetsu?" Claire glared up at him, her fist curled under her chin as she rested her elbow on her knee.

"I just said: pack your bags. You guys are out of here," he snipped at them.

"Really?" Eva exclaimed, "That's so cool! I'll go tell Leah—"

She leapt up to find her friend, hoping the good news would lift her spirits, but Suigetsu caught her arm. "Just you two."

Eva narrowed her eyes unhappily. "Why?"

"You don't need to know. Now get your stuff, or you're leaving it here."

"We aren't leaving without Leah," Claire said.

Suigetsu sighed. "Yeah, actually, you are. Boss's orders. If you refuse…" he twirled the handle of the sword threateningly, "we're gonna have problems."

"We aren't afraid of you." Claire stood up and crossed her arms, she and Eva standing Western-ghost-town-face-off style a couple feet away from their opposing quarry.

"You think you're protecting your friend, but the problems I was referring to weren't directed at you." The girls stared at him, the tension spreading in the air between them like oil on water. "Besides, she doesn't seem to be too happy with you right now anyway." Eva and Claire glanced sideways at each other guiltily. "That's what I thought. Now let's go."

XxX

The crusted dirt and rocks crunched under their feet as they walked. It got in their shoes and caused them to angle their feet without stopping to shift the debris in the desired direction. Eva sighed and mumbled something unintelligible as she trudged on. She and Claire were a couple yards behind Suigetsu as it was, but they were still getting tired since he never let up.

As pissed off as they were at him, they knew they had no way of opposing him. They were worried about Leah, but again, there was nothing they could do. There wasn't much they could do in the ways of consorting against the enemy either. And there was also the chance that any blunders they made might put Leah in more danger than she was already in. She was alone with Sasuke and Karin, who she had already offended, and Juugo, who was meek, but still a ticking time bomb. So Claire and Eva had to stick to methods at which they excelled at: being very, very annoying.

Claire nudged her friend. "Hey Eva…"

Suigetsu glanced over his shoulder momentarily to see the girls whispering to each other and laughing. He frowned and faced the front again. "Keep up! I'm not carrying either one of you," he called back gruffly.

The two of them darted up so they were only a couple paces behind him. They were quiet for another couple minutes, but they still had smiles on their faces.

"Charlie…" Claire sang out.

Suigetsu's eyebrows drew together in confusion. There was no Charlie here…

"Charlieeee!" Eva repeated gleefully.

Suigetsu decided he would pretend the two people following him were not having nervous breakdowns and would continue along the path instead.

"Chaaaarliee! Guess what Charlie?! Chaa-aa-aarlieeee…" the two of them continued obnoxiously.

"Who the hell are you two talking to?! There's no one named Charlie here!" Suigetsu snapped.

"You, Charlie!" Eva said, smiling innocently.

"Yeah, Charlie, you!" Claire said.

Suigetsu stopped walking.

So did Claire.

So did Eva.

"Charlie—"

"I am not Charlie," Suigetsu pointed out stubbornly.

Eva jumped up and down happily as if she had Suigetsu on mute. "Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain!"

"It's a place of magic and wonder and joy and joyness!" Claire added.

"Seriously, cut it out."

"Come on Charlie, onward to Caaandyyy Mouuunntainn!"

The two of them skipped off ahead of him, arm in arm.

Suigetsu stared after them, thoroughly confused. He broke into a jog to catch up to them.

They were still singing about this "Candy Mountain" place. He gaped at them with a blatant 'what the fuck' look on his face.

"Candy Moun-tain! Candy Moun-tain! La la-la la la-la la!"

"Guys, seriously, what the hell are you doing?"

"Candy Moun-tain! Candy Moun-tain!"

"Stop singing and answer me now."

"A place of wonder and magic and joy!"

"I will injure you both."

"Candy Moun-tain!"

"…Please?"

"Charlie!" They both stopped again and turned to the confused Suigetsu.

"Thank god, some sort of recognition…Now that you've stopped singing—" he grumbled.

"Charlie! Chaarrrliee!"

"No, don't you whores start that again!"

"Charlie! We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!"

The skipping resumed.

So did the singing.

"We are going to Konoha!" he yelled at them, "AND MY NAME IS NOT CHARLIE!"

xXx

Leah wandered back to the campsite around sunset. She still hadn't come to a decision, because either way her over-active mind came up with some sort of fatality. Hugging Greg close to her, she somberly tried to seek out her friends. She didn't see them by the fire or near the lake, where they often lurked. When she couldn't find them in either of the tents, she started panicking.

Leah went back to the campsite and found only Juugo and Karin. "Where are my friends?" she asked, thankful that her voice had returned.

"How the hell should I know?" Karin snapped, examining her claw-like nails.

Juugo, his cornrows finally completed and his scalp slightly pink, merely shrugged.

Leah paused. Maybe her friends really had been offended by her stand-offish behavior and were purposefully avoiding her in their own section of foliage refuge. She collapsed glumly by the fireside, staring into its orange amoebic shapes until her eyes burned.

"We seem to be sans a few of our quirkier number tonight," Juugo noted.

Leah looked up to see Sasuke his almost smug face disgustingly illuminated in a fiery glow. She stood up quickly, almost dislodging the fallen tree that served as her chair. "What did you do with them?" she demanded. Juugo and Karin watched with peaked interest.

"I wanted their distracting influence removed. I take it you noticed how I took precautions that made it impossible for you to tell them of your predicament?" he added slyly.

"That was you?" Leah gaped, forgetting her resolution to keep that a secret.

"What kind of friend would you be if you involved your friends in your own problems? They shouldn't have to deal with the consequences of your mistakes, should they Leah? After all, they could easily be saved if you just told me where Itachi is."

"Bastard, what did you do with them?!" Leah yelled.

"I believe I just told you. I had Suigetsu take them away from here, and if you try anything or don't tell me what I want to know before the deadline is up, I've set up a way that I can signal him and he will kill them."

Leah hated him. She hated how he was using her, she hated how he had trapped her, and she really hated how much he seemed to be enjoying it. She couldn't stand it anymore. For the third time that day, she stormed off to go wallow in the company of herself.

"Are you really going to kill her friends?" Karin asked after she had left, sounding almost hopeful.

"No. But I'm letting her think so. He's really just taking them to Konoha, and then we're moving so there's no way they could track us. There's really no need to kill them," he muttered neutrally, pretending that he hadn't enjoyed acting so publicly evil.

"Damn," Karin hissed under her breath.

"You are a terrible person," Juugo told her.

Karin stuck her tongue out at him. "Hey look! She left that hideous…thing…here! Maybe we should burn it."

"Karin," Sasuke said warningly, "Don't." He picked up the gray-green stuffed bat and put it inside the tent.

Author's Note:

Claire: I dunno what else to say really…my teeth hurt…Sorry this chapter took so long…hope we get the next one out sooner, since it's summer after all…Gosh we're such slackers…

Leah: I just got into a sorta wrestling match with Jason over a cord for my laptop (mine just broke so I had to take his and he would not give it up without a good fight and calling mom). But I came out victorious and Jason is now crying (downstairs playing World of Warcraft). During our battle, Durham got involved and he quickly took sides with Jason. Claire was here to witness the event, but she did nothing and just added in her authors note -.-

Claire: I heard screaming. I was afraid. I thought someone might have brought out a chainsaw or something…-hides in emo corner-

Leah: I feel so betrayed…

Claire: Hush, or I'll throw pistachios at you.

Leah: -hides behind Durham shield-

Claire: Although I seriously doubt anyone in the world hasn't seen Charlie the Unicorn, you might have to look that up too for the part with me and Eva and Suigetsu…But that would be very sad and I would shake my head at you…