Claire: They're making me go first…
-sigh-
The thing with this fanfiction is, I really like it…but…we've all just been doing it for too long. And I feel like I have the most right to say that since I write the most :
But I still like this story, so I don't want to rush to the end just for the sake of finishing it. Still, it's really hard to write when we're all so unmotivated…I'm sure you've noticed due to the increasing one or two month gap between each of them. We have things planned out, but it's just hard to write them.
EVA NEEDS TO STOP PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH ME CUZ ITS ALREADY HARD TO REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY IN THIS!!
Eva: You're right…being turned on makes you forget things…:
Claire: …I think she gets creepier by the second or something.
Whatever. Eva and Leah keep distracting me just by talking so I already forgot stuff…-picks nose-
Oh…right…we were debating whether or not to post this cuz Leah said it would make us lose readers if we said we weren't gonna post again for like…4-6 or however many months it takes for us to get un-bored with this.
But I know you guys are already getting really frustrated with us cuz we keep taking forever but that's just how it is…So I thought we should officially take a break and stuff…
Plus we're trying to get used to school starting, something I'm sure you all know about (although I could write at least three pages on the hell I had to go through in the first three weeks to get my classes changed to the right ones)
Eva: Hi. Well, Claire pretty much said it all (despite my attempts at distracting her with sexy footsie-ness so she would forget something and leave me more than rambling to say…….)
Leah's high or something again. She's going on about how she likes to eat babies for breakfast because they're soft and chewy (she doesn't like the intestines though).
I got a skull and named it Risu-chan. I enjoy this concept.
But yeah. Back to topic-ness—
Woah. Leah just said she had pot munchies. BAD LEAH! BAD! –hits her-
Leah: SHE HIT ME!! –cries-
Claire: …Fyi: Pot Munchies are something we (along with my mother…) created about half an hour ago at Subway. Apparently you get hungry when you smoke pot but my mom calls it 'the munchies', a phrase I find odd when associated with pot…
Oh, and Pot Munchies are also a type of cereal now.
AmyDylanSohiaAniki people (I will NEVER type your name properly). You remind me of us. Specifically, Aniki reminds me of me, Amy reminds me of Eva, and Dylan reminds me of Leah. And Sohia reminds me of a cross between me and Eva. All of you…feel special.
Oh yeah, Dylan, Leah wants you now. I guess it's some sort of…self-obsession…incestuous thing…I dunno, but when we first figured it out Leah was high on cupcakes so this whole process was much creepier.
Although Eva and Leah are both being rather pervy right now.
Eva: Says the person who just pushed me off of a chair onto Leah and went "69!!"
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It was hot though.
Claire: Oh god…please, please ignore all the creepy stuff in this…she's been corrupting me. And I mostly said it to make Leah like…awkward-ish. :)
Anyway Leah wants to kidnap Kenneth…And this is like the fourth time she's said it in 12 hours. –shrug-
Ummmm my hair's blue! :D
I think I'm just trying to get distracted from writing this depressing-ish author's note chapter thing…
Arg, and again I have violated the rule where we weren't going to post any more of these…
Oh well…I'm not deleting it again once we finish cuz it screws up the reviews…
-ramble ramble-
Oh wait no I remembered something else! (Yeah, it never ends)
I was gonna talk about pairings. AGAIN. Ughhh. But yes, talking about them. Everyone keeps telling us "I like this pairing or that pairing!" or "Oh well, I think ClairexHidan and LeahxDeidara are fine but EvaxKisame needs work".
In regards to my first lameish unquote thing, um…the polls have already sort of closed on that. So…thanks, but…uh…yes…the pairings are the ones listed in the second thing.
And about the second thing…
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We know…Like, really, we've been talking about how to work on the characterization and stuff. But seriously, the reason we were so anti-pairing is because most OcxCharacterfromshow pairings are SEVERELY underdeveloped. Like, at or below the level of characterization we have for ClairexHidan and LeahxDeidara. So, people who think those pairings are fine now, prepare to be frustrated because we're still gonna do more characterizing before that actually goes anywhere.
Yep.
Now I stop.
Leah: HI EVERYBODY! I'm Leah and I'm hyper for no reason. And Claire's keyboard is strange.
Also, Eva and Claire keep wanting to molest me 'cause I'm so sexy –flips hair….sexily-
Claire: …Whatever Haru. P.S…You're sitting on my spleen. It hurts like fucking hell.
Leah: You know you like it.
Claire: Eva is the masochist!
The Masochist: I agree with Leah. Claire likes it. It hurts so good, amirite?
Claire: Die in a ditch. It only works when Jason says it.
Does anyone have anything of actual importance to say in this before we shut the fuck up and let the flames burn us alive? (pun…hah)
Leah: JASON! That reminds me, Jason reminds me of Spencer from iCarly. OMG! I said 'remind' twice in one sentence!
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-sniff-
Eva and Claire ditched me 'cause I type slow –cries-.
OH WELL!
Anyways, really sorry about this whole thing. I don't have much confidence in my writing abilities and I depend on the other two to write for me 'cause I'm just the idea person.
We'll probably have other fanfictions coming out soon though, so if you're one of the people who are on the author alert list thingy you'll have that to look forward to.
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Yeah, I don't have much else to say.
I'm gonna go beat the crap out of Claire and Eva for ditching me.
Toodle Loo!
Claire: You only noticed the remind thing cuz I reminded you about it. And we ditched you cuz you type so slow we have too many opportunities to interrupt you, and then this thing would never get done.
Oh yeah…I was writing like…two fanfictions…or three even…and Evas writing a bunch…and we were gonna write some together…Hopefully they get posted though…eh…moo…
They've gone back to the molestation party. Oooookayyy……
I'm gonna punch Leah in the head. She just took eight years off my hearing.
And I'm gonna make Eva say something serious and not pervy to end this with…
Eva: -is at loss for words temporarily-
Not…pervy…-has trouble comprehending-
Okay though, seriously….
I want to apologize for this whole thing with hiatus. But I think in the long run, it's going to be a lot better. So…sorry…-embarrassed-
Claire: Okay that failed so I'll just ruin it even more.
POT MUNCHIES!!
(We suck…Sorry)